2012
19
Sep
Nadja Bender is some model who doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable with the countless other models willing to get naked to be featured in an international fashion magazine, but those other girls don’t matter today…today is about Nadja…it is her time to shine….let her have her moment…this is her big break she’s been working so hard getting naked for…
Posted in:Nadja Bender|NSFW
2012
19
Sep
Her is some stupid named dutch cunt who is some TV presenter, better known for being a football players whore of a wife who groupied out proper and because of it has got herself on TV and modeling lingerie….where she makes stupid fucking faces half naked that I ignore because I am too busy staring at her 35 year old mom tits in the fucking push up bra she’s selling…cuz old, washed up, or not…half naked is all I need.
Posted in:Sylvie Van Der Vaart
2012
19
Sep
Kelly Brook is the worst…I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…
The reason I hate her is cuz I know her game…posing in pics with other whores..the model who fucks her way to the right place and is totally irritating about it…playing the game, hustling and making money, even though she doesn’t matter…making me angry everytime I see her smile and get attention…..but then she lures me back in with her tits…cuz her tits…are some kind of wonderful….
Here she is modeling her clothes looking pretty fucking boring and hididng her tits pretty fucking unstrategically….
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=53654
Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Kelly Brook
2012
19
Sep
Amanda Bynes has been in the tabloids lately for fallin’ off, losing her mind, breaking the law, crying for help like a broken teen starlet who was robbed of her youth and who is now going through her rebellious stage, and I am pretty glad all this crashing, burning and hitting rock bottom happened, cuz it gives me an excuse to stare at her legs, because before this scandal, I….like everyone else in the world…totally forgot she existed….not to mention I love a broken girl…welcome back momma.
Posted in:Amanda Bynes
2012
19
Sep
Victoria’s Secret has the ability to take the same fucking picture and recycle it over and over and over and over again….for 4 fucking decades and still manage to be compelling…because there’s a half naked woman in it…whether it is lame, or cheesy or tacky or just fucking boring…I still manage to stare at the shit all day…no matter what the model is…I’m hooked into their scam…those corporate bastards always fucking win…
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2012
19
Sep
After all the bullshit this bitch spews out of her cancerous disgusting face….and all the bullshit stunts she pulls…grabbing her shitty tit to show off a shitty tattoo is really uneventful, uninteresting, boriing, but I’m posting it anyway…cuz somewhere out there a gay, fat, mutated handicapped kid who cares….and I like to help the less fortunate by bringing them what they need you see cuz I’m a fucking hero…
2012
19
Sep
This is the kind of hard hitting journalism I can really get behind and endorse…
In what is probably the least important thing to possibly talk about in the grand scheme of things….Nuts has gone out and decided to focus on what we all actually care about….
You see in this world filled with hate, racism, anger, poverty, greed, lies and a dying world….that all media outlets talk about all day giving us anxiety…all we really want instinctively is a busty bitch to crawl up and snuggle up next to….or at least jerk off on…
So they compiled the best big tits in the UK….good job.
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW|Sophie Reade|Stacy Poole
2012
19
Sep
Part of me loves seeing hot models in workout gear showing off their bodies….even after having a kid…because models…unlike lying housewives from all walks of life don’t fuck around and bounce back from the hell that is child birth….while the other part of me stares at her remembering what was…you know before she decided to rape and pillage herself for the sake of a lifetime of fucking baggage…and that depresses me…what a waste.
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2012
19
Sep
I didn’t bother watching this, but I figured, Shit, Smartwater doesn’t pay me, why don’t I give them free exposure, cuz I like corporations fucking me up the ass, usually without a condom, all because they waved a clever little tactic in front of my retard face, like booking some old as fuck actress, in a belly shirt, showing off a fake pregnant belly…..marketing is so powerful…it’s like they’ve got me ball my fucking balls…
Fuck you Smartwater and fuck you Jennifer Aniston for not giving up you 45 year old fuck.
Posted in:Jennfier Aniston|SFW
2012
19
Sep
I want you to follow me on instagram….my handle is
@drunkenstepfatherdotcom
I flirt with girls all night on the shit…and it is amazing.
Come watch me try to get laid….
If that doesn’t interest you, here are some links…
Reporter Attacked By a Frisky Monkey – VIDEO
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Arianny Celeste Is Stunning in Sexy Calendar Photoshoot
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Michael Lohan Says White Oprah Got $50,000 For Being A Mess On Dr. Phil
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This Dog Just Won’t Get Out of the Day – VIDEO
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Bo Derek Throwback Hotness
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Gwenyth Paltrow Pretentiousness of the Day
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Justine Miller Has a Shakira Thing Going On With Her Face
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Infographic: Which Summer Blockbuster Star Is Your Dream Girl?
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Free Cam Shows Get Naughty (NSFW)
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Dorky Chick and Vibrator (NSFW)
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36 Years Later, Stephen King Announces ‘The Shining’ Sequel
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I Wish I Could Get a Poece of Sophia (NSFW)
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Puppy VERSUS Lemon. Wait, What?
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These Sexy Games Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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