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2012

19

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Body Leaving Yoga of the Day


Part of me loves seeing hot models in workout gear showing off their bodies….even after having a kid…because models…unlike lying housewives from all walks of life don’t fuck around and bounce back from the hell that is child birth….while the other part of me stares at her remembering what was…you know before she decided to rape and pillage herself for the sake of a lifetime of fucking baggage…and that depresses me…what a waste.


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2012

19

Sep

Jennifer Aniston’s Weird Pregnant Smartwater Ad of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this, but I figured, Shit, Smartwater doesn’t pay me, why don’t I give them free exposure, cuz I like corporations fucking me up the ass, usually without a condom, all because they waved a clever little tactic in front of my retard face, like booking some old as fuck actress, in a belly shirt, showing off a fake pregnant belly…..marketing is so powerful…it’s like they’ve got me ball my fucking balls…

Fuck you Smartwater and fuck you Jennifer Aniston for not giving up you 45 year old fuck.

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2012

19

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Come watch me try to get laid….

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Arianny Celeste Is Stunning in Sexy Calendar Photoshoot
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Michael Lohan Says White Oprah Got $50,000 For Being A Mess On Dr. Phil
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This Dog Just Won’t Get Out of the Day – VIDEO
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Bo Derek Throwback Hotness
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Gwenyth Paltrow Pretentiousness of the Day
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Justine Miller Has a Shakira Thing Going On With Her Face
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Infographic: Which Summer Blockbuster Star Is Your Dream Girl?
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Free Cam Shows Get Naughty (NSFW)
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Dorky Chick and Vibrator (NSFW)
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36 Years Later, Stephen King Announces ‘The Shining’ Sequel
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I Wish I Could Get a Poece of Sophia (NSFW)
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Puppy VERSUS Lemon. Wait, What?
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These Sexy Games Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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2012

18

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

That’s the shit I do like…..

Here are a whole lot of stepLINKS while I watch this video on repeat thanks to Youtube and the fetish videos it makes millions with…..


Alessandra Ambrosio is Not on Jessica Simpson’s Diet
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Penelop Cruz Hot Tits for W
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I Kinda Got a Thing For Liberty Ross
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Big Hot Tits on a Quad in a Bikini
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Arianny Celeste Hot Calendar Shoot
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Reporter Attacked By Horny Monkey
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News Bloopers Always Crack Me Up
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50 Comic Book Characters Who Should Never Get a Movie
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy Workout Gear
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Ireland Baldwin Is Getting The Hang Of Twitter
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Michelle Mayden and Her BRight Orange Bikni Are Making Me Think Impure Thoughts (NSFW)
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Amy Reid is Busty and I Like It (NSFW)
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Alright I Admit It, Jennifer Aniston Has Half Amused Me (VIDEO)
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Brigette Desiree Brings Us a Little Bit of Ethnic Flavor
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Free Cam Show Amazingness (NSFW)
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Rebecca Carter is a Girl Next Door Type
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Justin Bieber’s 37-year-old MILF Mom Hasn’t Had Sex in 15 Years
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriends Eyes Only
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Shaun White is Like a Carrot Top X Charlie Sheen Hybrid
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25 Worst Celebration Fails in Sports History
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Sexy Games to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Jodie Gasson is Sexy in the Sun (NSFW)
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Maria Menounos Pokies Hotness (SITE NSFW)
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Cat Fight of the Day – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Reporter Scares a Baby
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Nicole Richie Tits for Instyle
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Kety is Hot in Video for Playboy
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Jennifer Shilow is fucking Sexy Half Naked
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Vanessa Hudgens – Searching For Camel Toe
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A Millimeter Away From Selena Gomez’s Pussy
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Worst Sports Celebrations Ever
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This Elephant is a Real Asshole
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The 9 Longest Bars in the World Means the Longer The Lengths You’d Have to Go to Pick Up Chicks
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Bouncing Boobs on a 4 Wheeler, Gotta Love It – VIDEO
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Heidi Klum Caught Topless (NSFW)
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Mariah Carey VS Nicki Minaj – Who Would You Rather?
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Selena Gomez Was Sunbathing in Miami
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I Wish Kate Beckinsale Would Be My Wife
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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The Absolutely, Positively Dumbest Family Feud Responses Ever!
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Sarah and Britney Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Getting Laid Could Make You Smarter – Science!
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Candice Swanepoel Workin’ The Bikini & Jeans Look
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She?s Flashing Her Tits on the Web Cam and They Are Proper (NSFW)
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Jim Carrey’s New Piece is Young and Fit
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Blake Lively is a Fucking Moron of the Day
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Anne Hathaway’s See Through Shirt
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Lorna Bliss and her See Through Outfit is the Best X-Factor Audition Ever – Complete with Lap Dance
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Kim Kardashian’s See Through Shirt
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Lucky Fucker Gets To Grab Selma Blairs Naked Tit
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Rihanna Trolling Around Braless, Looking For A Mate…
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Funniest Pictures in Sports
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Dubstep Poledance
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Saudi Weddings Look Fun
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I Wonder if the Carpets Match the Drapes on this Playboy Chick
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Hot Polish Cheerleaders
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2012

18

Sep

Jamie Lynn Sigler Tit Hanging Out of a Dress for Twitter

Jamie Lynn Sigler hasn’t been in our faces or on our faces or on our faces in our fantasies while watching her on shitty TV because it makes the show that she is on more interesting, especially when that show is Entourage – but she has been posting her fatty tits hanging out of her shit on twitter, and as far as I’m concerned that is all the relevant she needs to be……if anything this is the peak performance of her career and it is all down hill from here….but then again I am really into has been barely famous tits hanging out of shirts at weddings on social networking sites….it’s a niche fetish but a fetish nevertheless.

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2012

18

Sep

Katy Perry Military Lesbian for GQ Germany of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed as a militant lesbian for GQ Germany, because based on my experience with Germans and my knowledge of Germans, cold, hard faced, miliant lesbians is kinda their thing, you know when they aren’t shitting in each other’s mouths in bootleg porn, or covering up a genocide scandal that hit back in the 30s and 40s when they let a criminal mastermind run their country….

I generally don’t like lesbians, but only cuz they hate me for having a penis…..seriously they always look at me funny, like that they want to turn me into a woman, but maybe that’s cuz I turn them on so much it fucks with all they have worked so hard to suppress….but more importantly, I hate Katy Perry, cuz she’s a fucking lie of a human….talentless, ugly and thanks to GQ Germany, pantsless….unfortunately.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2012

18

Sep

Paula Bertolini Tit for Glamour of the Day

Paula Bertolini is a skinny model and she’s naked for some fashion photoshoot that you know was scripted in the office of some pretentious art director who thought he had a vision…a revolutionary, artistic vision that will redefine fashion as we know it, or at least that’s how he pitched this, cuz recycled, repetitive, bullshit trash with a few nipples in it to keep it edgy enough for people to talk about it like it’s more than just mass produced bullshit, doesn’t sell the creative team as well…

I’ve never heard of her, but I’ve seen her naked and I like it…..cuz she’s not fat.

Posted in:NSFW|Paula Bertolini

2012

18

Sep

Kim Kardashian is the Devil in Nuts of the Day

Kim Kardashian may be a disgusting human and you may hate her and all she represents, but I’ve cleansed my soul and realized that hatred, especially those we don’t know, is not healthy, productive or worth our energy….and instead we should embrace all that everyone has to offer and pretend those who annoy us don’t exist, cuz when you do, you realize it’s as if they don’t exist….a fantastic exercise to practice when dealing with Kim Kardashian….

But the truth is her and her team are good at marketing, they make money that you can’t fathom in the most simple of ways, she packages herself properly, she knows how to work a camera, she knows how to make her dumpy body look erotic and curvy, she knows how to do porn without America caring, you know getting them to sympathize with her as if she’s the victim, she plays her social media strategically, her relationships strategically, and it works cuz the American public are retards…..

So you can’t blame her, you can only blame yourself and I suggest you do while staring at her massive pornstar tits….


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

18

Sep

Kristen Stewart is Boring for Glamour Germany of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in some photoshoot for some German Glamour magazine and I feel as though they didn’t really represent her cheating whore personality well, if anything they made her look like a rape victim, hours after said rape, crying and sad….questioning all that went wrong and whether it was all her fault….which is always an awesome look for a fashion shoot with a red neck inbred chick who has no sex appeal and shouldn’t be famous in the first place….

This needs a lot more pouty faces looking over her shoulder while grabbing her ankles….if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2012

18

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Fat, Slutty, New Song Preview of the Day

Christina Aguilera is either releasing a song or an album called “YOUR BODY”….and with that comes a promo video that I watched…not because I am interested in anaything Christina Aguilera…especially not when it comes to her body…unless it involves me ejaculating inside her with my eyes closed so that I K-Fed her….but because I am scared of her body….and every now and then seeing a fat chick rolling around trying to be sexy brings me joy and inspires me to not eat the fucking day old donuts the coffee shop gave me for free cuz I’m poor.

Seriously, this is a massive, really massive.. nightmare….and it makes me laugh.


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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW