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2012

17

Sep

Irina Shayk Hot for XTI Fall/Winter 2012-2013 of the Day

Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but she’s pretty spectacular…and she has had to face her own challenges and trials and tribulations…you know fucking her way to celebrity instead of for survival…and I’m pretty glad she did…cuz I’m glad I know she exists….she’s good to look at….and that she’s not just working a local strip club in her home town….she’s used her hotness proper….even if it meant faking a relationship with a gay soccer star…..

Right….

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2012

17

Sep

Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

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Not only does Lauren Vandervoort have a nerd name, you know one that sounds like a Harry Potter Character, something that probably makes her nerd fans cum faster as they chronically masturbate competitively over pics of her on chat room and obscure social networks when they are not making plans for their imaginary wedding to her….but apparently..she also hates drunkenstepfather….they all do…..

If that’s not arrousing enough for you, here are pics of her for Esquire looking good……

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2012

17

Sep

Topless Candice Swanepoel Modeling of the Day

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I love Candice Swanepoel…clothed our unclothed….despite ignoring all my advances and love letter on Instagram…because I assume she’s not a romantic…or just playing hard to get….but deep down she knows we are connected at the soul…I mean there is just so much passion on my end, that she’s gotta be feeling some of this…said the inner stalker in me….but truth be told, I’m lazy as fuck, uninterested as fuck, and have never been hung up on a girl…I just like looking at this bitch…she’s easy on the eyes…..

I figure if I keep on repeating myself when it comes to loving her…maybe it will reach her telepathically….

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2012

17

Sep

Halle Berry in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Halle Berry lives….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, never met her dad, and may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life and has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….Awesome….

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2012

17

Sep

Olga Kurylenko Hot and Bendy for Complex Magazine of the Day

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I am going to start doing Yoga….not because Olga Kurylenko looks amazing in Yoga poses for Complex, because I never remember who Olga Kurylenko is, I always have to wikipedia her, and even after I do that, all I figure out is that she’s some communist born escapee via modeling as so many girls in 1980s USSR are, at least the ones we hear of, since every Russian we know is a fucking model, because the ones killed off in the illegal sex trade kinda aren’t put on our radar in the media….

I am going to start doing Yoga strictly to increase my flexibility and not because seeing girls in ridiculous fitness poses turns me on, that’s just a fucking bonus….

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2012

17

Sep

Pam Anderson Does the Splits of the Day

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I am not that amazed that Pam Anderson is still able to get into this position, she’s a whore, flexibility comes with the territory no matter how old and beat up they get…

I am just amazed that she’s not scared her HEP ridden liver isn’t gonna fall out of her loose fitting vagina……

Apparently She Was Dressed in her Baywatch Bathing Suit for the 40 Year Reunion and We Have the Pics
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2012

17

Sep

Christina Milian Does Twitter of the Day

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I think all mom’s should dress like this….except maybe her co-worker and tank of a human who was once hot CHRISTINA AGUILERA who was at some event showing off all that is wrong with letting herself go…and probably any mom over 25…because it can be disgusting….as they don’t bounce back as fast as teen moms…like the one I smiled at today who was pushing twins…she must have been 20 and was smoking hot and all I was thinking was “I hope she’s a fucking nanny cuz I hate wanting to fuck girls with ravaged vaginas and major baggage”…but then I realize that her shitting out a couple kids with her first boyfriend probably makes her less damaged and baggage ridden as all the crackwhores with HSV, HPV, HIV and Bi-Polar Disorder, addiction and a hatred of showering leading to scabies and other rashes…..I have been known to stick my dick inside….confusing the fuck out of me….but one thing I know for sure is that I like Christina Milian’s white trash look.

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2012

17

Sep

Arianny Celeste 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

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Arianny Celeste makes UFC less homo erotic and I am sure a lot of jacked, angry homophobes who like to fight appreciate that, because coming to terms with their man on man enduced erection would get some wife’s beaten, while focusing that erection and pretending it is thanks to Arianny Celeste makes it all make sense…. at least that’s what I assume happens at a UFC fight since I hate the shit…

Whatever the reason, she’s famous because of it, a stripper who’s made itnd now in a calendar shoot for the 3 percent of the population who don’t own computers, or iphones, the rednecks wrestling lawn furniture who need this on their outhouse wall…..

And here are some pics from the shoot….

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2012

17

Sep

The Naked Chick from Boardwalk Empire Premiere of the Day

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I only watch one show on TV and that show is Boardwalk Empire. I am not sure if it has much to do with the acting or storyline, because I always end up falling asleep, as much as it has to do with the era of whores, booze, bootleggers and luxury….or maybe I just like seeing girls with grown out bushes in nude scenes trying to make it.

Her name is Meg Chambers Steedle, she is the new mistress, she is topless, dressed in 1920s gear, with 1920s natural tits and she’s lovely.

I love this throwback vintage Americana shit…

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2012

17

Sep

DrunkenStepfather Does the Poor Man’s Comicon of the Day

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Equipped with an iPhone with 20% battery life, Drunkenstepfather.com, meaning me, went to Montreal’s version of Comicon, even though they didn’t give us Press passes, meaning we paid the 35 dollars to see this shit, despite hating virgin loser nerds who like video games and comic books and scifi and cosplay and fantasy and second life… as much as I hate the stale semen smell that follows them everywhere they go…..from chronic masturbating in their mom’s basement where they live and make robotic women while pretending to be married to their favorite women….

Well it turns out that they convention itself was as bootleg and ghetto and second rate poor man hustle as my reporting…but I figured I’d post my pics anyway….

From Captain Picard and Kirk sitting next to each other in some nerd time warp vortex, to some fat chick showing off the only head she’s ever got, to the Ghostbusters comparing dick sizes, and some girls in cosplay costume seeking male attention…..it was good times.

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