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2012

03

Sep

Christina Milian’s Bathing Suit for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know which one of these bitchs is Christina Milian…because they both look the same to me…and that isn’t meant to be a racist comment…you know all black or ethnics look the same shit…or is it?

I figure it can’t be racist if you think both these bitches are lovely enough to try to get pregnant, even if you do it by mailing plastic bags of cum to their fan clubs, even if the idea of Christina Milian having a fan club is a joke…since she’s had one hit song, one hot video and now reads twitter comments on The Voice….far from a hero….just another single mother stereoype….with hot tits or friends with hot tits….who cares who they belong to because there are hot tits…

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2012

03

Sep

Springbreakers Promo Bikini Pic of the Day

Springbreakers is the worst movie ever made that has had this much promotion and all it took was two days of shooting sex offender Selena Gomez pre-fat and pregnant and Vanessa Hudgens post-fat and child pornographer in their bikinis….This shit re-establishes the fact that hollywood is fucking doomed and that movies are just smut used to sell product…..and in this case that product is teens who aren’t teens but were teens violated by Disney execs when they were growing up….a product I can endorse because of all that it does to influence the way every day teen girls act, dress and take pics of themselves in front of the mirror…


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2012

03

Sep

Maria Menounos Ripped Stomach in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos is fit…..and unfortunately with her lower body fat, and her increased muscle mass, and the fact that she probably works out hard and probably eats very little, coupled with her aging….she’s kinda got a hard, manly, tranny face thing going on…something that her Greek intrinsic love for anal doesn’t really help convince me there are not balls attached to her and hidden in those bikini bottoms, balls I am sure we’d all suck…cuz it isn’t gay if you don’t look her in the eyes…or tell her that you love her….and really I’d take fit over fat…always.

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2012

03

Sep

Rashida Jones for Flaunt Magazine of the Day


This doesn’t look like the Rashida Jones I am used to. You know the Harvard graduate, daughter of Peggy Lipton and Quincy Jones, Star of I Love you Man….Our Idiot Brother and all movies with that Segal motherfucker….she’s also on Parks and Recreation, something I’ve never seen but know that people like…..because Americans are retards and embrace, worship, trust and get controlled by all things that are on the TV because that is what is there for….

Either way, I’ve never found her hot, but for some reason this photoshoot, puts her 40 year old black/jewish rich kid face into a whole new light…one I can masturbate to…

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2012

03

Sep

Nicole Richie Mom Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I hung out with Nicole Richie a long time ago and it wasn’t a high point in my life….but more importantly she was a fucking cunt then….so I can’t imagine her bratty adopted rich kid complex has changed all that much…I can’t imagine her being friendly or pleasant or anything but a bitter bitch angry at the world cuz her mom wanted nothing to do with her before giving her to Lionel Richie like she was a pair of used panties at one of his concert’s flung on stage….but I can stare at her breast implants when on the beach in Mexico….


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2012

03

Sep

Last Week’s J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day


J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit….


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2012

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is labor day…I wasn’t going to post because I like to base my uploading shitty content of bitches I don’t give a fuck on schedule with banks, post office and grocery store schedules…but then remembered that this isn’t work, and I might as well just deal with this hangover like I do everyday with inspiring links for you to click….not as inspiring as the sex I had this weekend…but then again, when you’re this fantastic of a lover, not much is…

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Police Officer Attacked By Children
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More Random Sports Hotties: Where Are They Now?
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Let’s All Subscribe to WHORE MAGAZINE
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Laura Lovette Brings Us Some Monday Morning Blonde Hotness
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This Shaolin Monk Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Nikki Marie Has Me Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Of Course Lindsay Lohan Trashed Elizabeth Taylor’s Cleopatra Trailer. ‘Allegedly.’
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LeAnn Rimes Gets Into A Twitter Fight With A Schoolteacher
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Web Cam Sluts For Your Monday Holiday (NSFW)
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How to: Ruin a Super Gith Vagina (NSFW)
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Some Things You May Not Know About Kate Upton
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Hillary Fisher is Sexy in the Woods (SEMI NSFW)
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Human Slingshot! Yessssssss – VIDEO
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Make Your Monday Holiday More Sexy With These Sexy Games (NSFW)
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2012

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the long weekend and I am driving to Upstate New York to find Mormon girls to star in my mormon themed porn that is relevant with the whole Republican Mormon thing…called Missionaries who do Missonary. I figure hot bad girls fronting as God’s Children in the Church of Latter Day Saints, who knock before getting Knocked Up…is fully at its peak of sexy right now….

It is the long weekend, so get the fuck off the computer and do something…

Here are some links…

Jennette McCurdy From iCarly’s In A Bikini
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Man This Vegas Party Prince Harry Had Pretty Much Sounds Like the Best and Just Keeps Getting Better
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Republican Women Dancing is my New Porn
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Daisy Lowe Illegitimate Child for Instyle
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Hottest Basketball Stars in the World….Really?
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Close Encounter With a Whale
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North Carolina Teen Really Did Not Want to Do His Homework…
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Cleavage Insanity
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Shannon Needs to Rip Off That Tube Top
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Raven Riley and Kate Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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A Good Selection of Sluts Round Off Frisky Friday
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WTF Video of the Day – Animal Edition
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Sarah Summers is Sexy in Black and White
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Make the Most of Your Weekend
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Naked Catholic Cheerleaders Forced to Give Lap Dances & Suffer Poop-Filled Toilet
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How to permanently ruin a girl’s once tight vagina (NSFW)
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More Random Sports Hotties: Where Are They Now?
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Clint Eastwood is Doing His Best Grampa Simpson Impression at the Repubhlican National Convention – VIDEO
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Old School v. New School Video Game Characters Battle
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In These Sexy Games, There Aren’t Many Rules
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Monica Mendez Flashing Boobs in an Alley (NSFW)
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Tia Mowry Camel Toe (SITE NSFW)
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This Chicks Ass is the Cherry on the Sundae That is Your Week
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times Square Light Saber Fight! Yesssss! – VIDEO
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Some Winona Rider Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Cameron Diaz is 40, Here’s a Bikini Tribute
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Some Rachel Bilson Hotness
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Some Big Old Oklahoma Titties (NSFW)
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Bad Girls Club Ridiculousness – VIDEO
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Brooklyn Lee, Krissy Lynn and Phoenix Marie (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Sluts It Up For Terry Richardson
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I Love a Babe in a Backless Dress
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Cheryl Cole is Still Sexy With a Broken Arm
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Flashing Amateur Babes (NSFW)
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Emily Blunt Tight Body Workout
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Some Dude Yodeling With Chickens
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Bella Heathcote Sluts Out for Vogue
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Some Australian TV Host Gets Served by a Girl….
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HPV and Other Horrible Things in Porn Gone So Fucking Wild….OFFENSIVE AS SHIT
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ANal Winking
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2012

31

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Panty Flash for Mexico of the Day

I am a Candice Swanepoel groupie and I generally hate everything….This isn’t a proud moment….I don’t like admitting these things…or that her panties had the power to break me down and want nothing more than the flowers and rainbows she has cooped up in those white luxurious fabrics I’d love to sniff…kiss passionately and masturbate on after finding them in her garbage I am sifting through when she’s out of town on a shoot…..

That’s all I have to say about that.


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2012

31

Aug

Britney Spears Twerkin’ Bikini Tweet of the Day


This bikini pic would be more interesting if Britney was Twerking, or tweaking or anything with some personality….but I’ll take a bikini pic for old times, sure she’s a fragment and medicated version of the Britney Spears we all used to masturbate too…and she’s far more stable and boring then the days of shaving her head….and her body is far less fun to laugh at then when she was fat and covered in Cheeto dust, or when she was 19 and in leather for music videos….but she’s still Britney Spears…a broken soul who was destroyed ad taken advantage of by a man…willing to be broken and taken adavantage of again..too tired to put up a fight and if that isn’t sexy….I don’t know what is…

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