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2012

27

Aug

Adrianne Curry’s Topless Pic for Twitter of the Day

Adrianne Curry is some evil fucking woman who didn’t matter before Twitter existed. Sure she was on TV, and in America that is enough for a bitch to be considered important, or worth talking to, or worth giving free shit to, but she wasn’t a household name, she was just that slut who banged the dude from Brady Bunch for scandal and reality TV that sucked…..but now, now she’s made moves, and is the has been who never was, who discovered nudity and fan boy nerd shit is all it takes to get fans on the fucking internet…..

I hate her….and her shitty topless pics for twitter…..

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2012

27

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided to buy two big, trailer park sized bottles of Jack Daniels, lock myself in my disgusting, garbage filled hoarders home, and drink my face off, trying to sext random girls, offering them pubic hair parties, which was a fail, but a good learning experience as to how man can survive on nothing but booze, and do some of the weirdest fucking things to himself, when dead bolting himself inside his house for 48 hours, with little to no communication with the outside world….Next time we’ll try it with DM

Here are some morning links….

This Poor Dog is So Confused and Quite Frankly I Don’t Blame Him – VIDEO
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Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video Is as Amazing as You Expect
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Let’s Go Take the Dog for a Walk. Literally
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Roxanne Celeste is a Dark Haired Vixen
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Selena Gomez in Booty Shorts
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Caledonia Cotton Has One Sweet Ass
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The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2012
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These Are the Type of Girls That Will Cater to Whatever You Want (NSFW)
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These Sluts are Squirters (NSFW)
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Grandma Smuggled 2,000 Pounds of Weed to Keep Active in Old Age
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Tight Bodied Blonde Krystal (SITE NSFW)
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Louis CK Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Play the Game and Play It Right (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Every girl I know has rape fantasies….They all want to feel like they are raped by guys they are fucking at least once…and they have all masturbated to rape scenario fantasy at least once….but they all hate actual rape and actual rapists even though if you think about it…the rapist is doing them a service…playig out their fantasies without them feeling like sluts, rapists give them the out cuz they now have someone to blame…”I WAS FORCED INTO IT”….but instead of thanking rapists they cry in the bottom of the shower and turn lesbian because of it…

The world is so backwardss..I am a poet….Here are the stepLINKS…..

Looking Good Sweetheart
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Lana Del Rey Lips in a Bikini
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Dentist Drugs Fuckin With Kids….While THeir Parents Film Video
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Kate Upton’s SI Swimsuit Video
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Olivia Wilde is a Stripper You Want to Fuck in Butter
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When Free Food Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 10 Funniest Paul Ryan Memes
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I’m Always Down For some Bai Ling Weirdness and I know You Are Too!
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Richaele Long Will Love You Long Time (NSFW)
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Rita G is Red Hot in a Sling Shot (NSFW)
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Frisky Friday Girl Get Sexy On Twitter (NSFW)
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Randy Travis is in a Downward Spiral and I Love It
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Brittany Madisen is Rocking the Spandex and I Like It
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Web Cam Sluts Are the Type of Girls That Know How to Give (NSFW)
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National Go Topless Day is August 26 — Breast Power! (SEMI NSFW – There’s Nipples But They Are Covered)
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Skinny Brunette Plays With Herself and We Get to Watch (NSFW)
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50 Best Athlete Cameos Ever
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Play the Game and Play It Proper (NSFW)
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Trust Me: We All Need to Watch the Brazilian Bikini Butt Lift Workout
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Diana Ross Has Officially Climbed Out of Her Grave and Been Resurrected and It’s Not Pretty
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Whatever Airline Had This In Flight Bikini Show is the Only Airline I Wanna Fly From Now On
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Leanne Crow in Black and White. It’s the Simple Things (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Bra-less with Fans (SITE NSFW)
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4 Hotties By the Hot Tub, Hey a Guy Can Dream (NSFW)
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Maria Fowler Panties Upskirt + Bonus Areola Peek (NSFW)
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Shame Fuck Update
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Lance Armstrong is Getting Stripped Of All His Medals
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Here is Miss Netherlands, Kelly Weekers and Miss France, Laury Thilleman. I have no idea which is which…
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Brett Rossi Sure Knows How To Use Twitter Properly (SEMI NSFW)
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How About Some Sexy MILFS (NSFW)
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Don’t Settle Down: The 10 Most Un-Wife-Able Celebrities In The Game Right Now
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Capri Cavanni and Melina Mason Get It On (NSFW)
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China To Ban Porn? Say It Ain’t Tso! (NSFW)
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Hey There Cropped Top Cutie
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Can’t Get Enough Candice Swanepoel,
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She’s One Hot Sexy Amateur Teen (NSFW)
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How To Pick Up a Cheerleader
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50 Best Athlete Cameos
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Bikini Butt Lift Workout
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Vietnamese in Flight Bikini Show
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Fake Celebrity Prank…Prove People Are Idiots…
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Epic Handjobs….
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Sex With an African Native
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Drunk Sluts on Dancing Bears
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Random Porn Videos
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..ON WEBCAM
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Find Girls TO Fuck…..
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2012

24

Aug

Kate Upton’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Video for SI of the Day

Here’s a Kate Upton bikini video from a couple of days ago that I assume was shot a couple of months or maybe even years ago because she still hadn’t fully grown into her fat tits….….you know cuz she’s a fat chick in training, sloppy across the board, who hasn’t finished puberty and who will have a slowed down metabolism turning her into an Anna Nicole Smith by 25…I can tell by the perkiness of her Saggers…..

Listening to Kate Upton’s interview with SI instead of looking at her tits is a huge mistake if you want to maintain any erection she likely gives you…because she is a fucking vapid retard who should go back to school instead of do this whole lazy modeling thing that won’t last due to her required fat fighting….But hearing her talk about how much she loves oysters, really excitedly solidifies any doubt you may have that she is in fact a fat chick not in a fat body yet…..

Enjoy.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

24

Aug

Random Candice Swanepoel Nipple Photoshoot of the Day

I have no idea where or when these Candice Swanepoel pics are from….but I know that doesn’t matter because all that matters is that they exist….I like that bitch is showing her amazing nipple…all pierced like a biker lesbian without the combat boots, armpit hair, small penis syndrome, organic vegan burger with a massive fat ass that makes you wonder how fat her dyke ass would be if she wasn’t a fucking vegan….and it is glorious…and all part of my converting this site to a Candice Swanepoel fan site – cuz she’s all that matters….

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2012

24

Aug

Juliette Lewis in Her bikini of the Day

Juliette Lewis is a monster, but I would fuck the dirty, grimey, smelly, greasy, dying shit out of her, despite the HIV scare that is her pussy.

She just screams “lock me in your fucking basement, because I am wigging the fuck out and need to be tamed”….as she’s smashing her crackhead face against the wall in some bad tripping unstabe rage….all toothless and willing to have her face fucked….because she doesn’t know what the fuck is going on…and for some reason….a reason I call loving crackwhores with money….I love it…..


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Posted in:Juliette Lewis

2012

24

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is some fat chick who pretends she isn’t fat…or more importantly that she isn’t the lowest piece of bottom feeding gutter trash at the bottom really shitty broken down barrel of reality TV stars….

You know she thinks she’s talented, she thinks she’s hot, she thinks she’s matter but she’s really done nothing relevant…substantial…important…or interesting… She’s just fucking annoying. The fucking worst.

But she shoots her self in self shot pics like a fucking typical fucking whore…cropping out her face….so no one notices…or because she’s using a body double…but I think it comes from an experienced pussy spreading pics place….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2012

24

Aug

Jodie Marsh is the Hulk Virgin Losers of the Day

I wonder how many virgin loser comic book gamer nerds who live in their parent’s basement building models and robot women they expect to use to replace women cuz real women are hard to communicate with exploded in their pants looking at these pics of a busty bitch dressed like a comic book charactr….but I assume at least one……but that’s only cuz Jodie Marsh only has one fan…but maybe this will help their push…

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2012

24

Aug

LeAnn Rimes in Some Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

I love fake Christians…who are actually hookers….who never really cared for their shitty fans or the God they all worship…but who didn’t mind being a figurehead to tap into that wholesome market before deciding that living a lie was not worth living…and fucking married dudes, getting implants, and riding all that money you made from the good people who still listen to music on casettes….cuz they don’t get computers or CD technology….is more fucking fun….too bad she’s not hotter…cuz this shit is up on some monster looking shit…..Sheeeeeeeeet…….

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2012

24

Aug

Emma Stone and that Spiderman Bitch Kissing on the Beach of the Day

I guess Emma Stone is dating the bitch she was in Spiderman, he was the one who played a crying emo hipster Spiderman…in what was probably one of the worst movies ever fucking made….because why else would she be on the beach tonguing him for the paparazzi like an exhibitionist whore looking for attention cuz she likes when she’s watched….could it be because she likes being watched…or could it be because they are trying to market themselves as the next Kristen Stewart / Robert Patision….cuz parlaying movie roles into real life helps sell tickets and is likely part of the contract when you sign up for 3 movies in a series deal….It is all a fake relationship scam…but the bigger scam is that people think


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