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2012

05

Sep

Crystal Renn Titties for Numero Tokyo of the Day

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Crystal Renn is a model I have posted before….she’s semi interesting becasue she was recruited as a fashion model at 14…only to be told she was too fat to model…leading to the highlight of her career where she was anorexic and aware that fat is evil…before deciding that embracing being fat was marketable to all the fat women out there who are on this “love your body even though you are going to die of diabetes” campaign…..that I think absolutely nothing good comes out of…and clearly either does Crystal Renn becasue she’s dropped her plus sized model weight and is back dwn to a normal size, proving that skinny is better and her fat model shit was just good for fucking busines…as is showing her tits, cuz it means she’s committed to the job….and here are the pics for Numero Tokyo.

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2012

05

Sep

More Springbreakers Promo Pics Continue of the Day

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Springbreakers premiered at the Venice Film festival last night and it was the biggest day in the lives of all these Disney cunts trying to make it as legit actors even though they are only cast because they each have ridiculous loyal youthful fanbases….which I guess is a good enough excuse for putting them all in bikinis and parading those bikini pics around like it was the second coming of Christ….because young girls in bikini are generally exciting enough to make Christ cum….but I guess them having vaginas is a good nough excuse to put them in bikinis….at least that’s the way I see it…

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2012

05

Sep

Lana Del Rey in Vogue Australia of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is Boring across the fucking board…even when she is staging relationships with old rockers, or when she in in OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS ….or more importantly when she is staging a fucking career, pretending she’s got actual talent, and not just a good fucking production team her daddy paid for that got her millions of Youtube views….tricking the rest of the world that she’s popular and that they are supposed to like her cuz other people like her…cuz that is show our society is programmed…we don’t think for ourselves….and it amazes me when people post her videos to facebook, like she matters…..when clearly the only thing that matters is whether her face lips match her panty lips…..am I right?

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2012

05

Sep

Carolyn Murphy Creepy as Fuck for Vogue Italy of the Day

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This is a weird tranny club kid…Amanda Lepore…fucking too much MDMA and DMT fashion photoshoot of carolyn murphy who you may know as some top model, famous model, model model…..but who I know as a pornstar with her own sex tape …and now…she’s doing high fashion with less tit and getting fuckde….but a hell of a lot more fetish weirdness I couldn’t help but post….cuz it is erotic in a very weird fucking way…especially for you sci-fi, tranny loving, virgin, nerd losers….

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2012

05

Sep

Kim Kardashian Proves She’s Ugly of the Day

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I’ve been calling this bitch a fat ugly pig for years…and all her fat ugly fans get mad at me….well not all of them…cuz if all of them got mad at me…I would be as relevant as her…and thus rich and famous and not struggling to buy myself a fucking beer cuz no one wants to advertise on this sexy as fuck site…..

But now she’s gone out and proved it by showing us how much labor goes into making her look presentable….and the funniest thing in all this is that even before they turned her into some movie magic made up like everyday is Halloween cuz really bitch is a monster and everyday is Halloween without her make-up….she’s got make-up on…

Everything about this whore is a fucking lie….except the fact that she is a whore….that even her Boyfriend Kanye calls her out for being in his recent song…anything for press.

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2012

05

Sep

Chris O’Dowd Tweets His Wife in Lingerie of the Day

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Chris O’Dowd is the Irish guy in the movie Bridesmaids, and Dawn Porter is his new wife, who he married last week, who is a published writer, documentary film maker, podcaster and all round productive perosn, who when stripped down for free in a twitpic, is really nothing more than a half naked girl I don’t envy the husband of, cuz when you’re in Bridesmaids, you can pretty much fuck every American groupie under the age of 35, instead of being locked down to this….even this may stimulate him on an emotional level or intellectual level cuz she’s all fucking eager to produce shit….it just doesn’t make sense…don’t these people realize every married person hates their fucking life? Either way, here’s his wife in lingerie, cuz staring at someone else’s wife in lingerie is better than staring at your own wife…

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2012

05

Sep

Belinda In Her Bikini of the Day

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Here is my Mexican Pussy I want to fuck cuz I’m half Mexican but like Halle Berry is with her black…conveniently fully Mexican when I need to be….

Belinda is some massive Mexican singing sensation that I like to use to pay tribute to my dead whore mother who was a Mexican white men wanted to fuck bad enough to pay her 20 dollars, which was like 50 dollars in today’s currency….

Belinda may not have been born in Mexico, but her Spanish dad moved the family there to exploit the local cheap labor, in efforts to become a millionaire who could invest in his daughter’s dream…a dream that has lead to multiple Latin American Grammy awards….that may not matter here in America…but her bikini pics do…she’s got a nutty fucking body….

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2012

05

Sep

Alicia Silverstone’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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I would say this is offensive behavior on Alicia Silverstone’s part, you know taking her disgusting mom body and squeezing it into Lingerie, something that should be saved for an unhappy husband who has given up on life and sex alike now that he’s a father and married, you know dreading the nights he has to satisfy his wife, especially when she decides to sex things up to spice up the relationship, a miserable anxiety driver…..but I guess her half naked is better than her feeding her kid as a bird…She’s weird but not as weird as the idea of casting her to be in this shit….

She’s never been a sex kitten or a love interest in my masturbation fantasies, she’s definitely not now that she’s older and thicker, but here are the pics anyway…

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2012

05

Sep

Stella Hudgens Slutty Tween Pic of the Day

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I don’t know what it is about girls wanted to grow up so fast….you know sexualize themselves at such a young age when they should be playing with barbies…but it must be the hormones in the foods…or maybe, just maybe, bitches have always been sluts who love male attention, who know their young hot bodies are there for a limited amount of time and who know that at 16, dudes want to fuck her even more so cuz they can’t….they have all the equipment, it is legal in most places, so keep up the slut…it is the only way to surpass your sister’s low level fame….

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2012

05

Sep

Ariana Grande Tween Small Titty Erotica of the Day

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I have seen this Ariana Grande character on social networking sites recently, I haven’t bothered looking her up or seeing who she is, because despite all her followers, I feel we are all equals and I know she’s not bothering looking me up, and I feel that she’s too young to have actually initiated a career or paved the way, but instead she’s just someone elses pawn…not that that matters…

What matters is that she’s the ambassador for small titties everywhere, magazines are writing about her, she’s posting pics of her bra about it, and if that isn’t an amazingly insignificant campaign to endorse, or cause to get behind…I don’t know what is….oh right…the breast implant club of America, for bitches who aren’t as into little tits as this Ariana Grande character…

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