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2012

06

Sep

Ivanka Trump’s Cleavage for Fashion Week of the DAy

Ivanka Trump is a rich kid and a celebrity in her own right and more importantly busty…but not just any kind of busty..the kind of busty she shows off….them rockin’ rich chick mom tits…despite having converted to orthodox judaism, a religion I can’t imagine endorses this kind of apparel….unless I am basing my Orthodox jewish knowledge on all the jewish people dressed like pilgrims I see walking the streets with their kids at 3 am for whatever fucking reason I don’t understand….

Either way, she’s promoting some clothing company her dad financed or at least her last name has financed…the right way….and it turns me on.


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2012

06

Sep

Rachel McAdams Ass in Vs. Magazine ofthe Day


I watched a Rachel McAdams movie about forgetting her husband….not because one of the girls I am fucking made me…and not because my wife who I am not fucking was trying to implant ideas in my brain on how love is supposed to be in some CIA brainwashing way….but because I fucking chose to…I said…I need more romance in my life…and I need to believe in love because I really don’t…and I need a movie made for that purpose to show me the light in the dark damp basement that is my soul….and the entire time….all I was thinking about is how tight Rachel McAdams’ asshole was…leading me to believe that Romance movies are totally fucking pornographic…if all you think about when watching them is doing dirty porn things to the main character…..

Either way, she’s in Vs. Magazine and her ass and loose fitting boys underwear is kinda sexy…in a just been kidnapped and got my period do you have anything for me to wear now that my underwear are stained and ripped from you tryng to rape me…can I use these old man underwear left in thiis basement from the previous owner….kind of way…

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2012

06

Sep

Britney Spears is Pantsless for Elle of the Day


Britney Spears is pantsless for Elle, but not pantsless in a way we want to see her, you know all spread opened and diddling herself on a park bench during some crack mental illness rage we had a glimpse of before her handlers got involved and took over her as the industry that needed to be run like an industry she figure headed…..you know she was totally out of her mind in some “Bi-Polar” crisis that gave me fucking boners because I love crazy bitches…but instead of burning through her money and ending up on the street for people like me to pick her up…they turned her around and made more money out of her and that is the tragedy of Britney Spears….a crackwhore who coulda been but never was….sad.

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2012

06

Sep

Olivia Medina is Hot as Fuck for Rogue of the Day


Olivia Medina is hot as fuck at leasted when she is greased up for some Philippines magazine called Rogue, that you would have assumed was about caring for rich people’s bratty kids and houses, you know articles on how to get those whites whiter and how to make Jewish foods for the high holidays, but apparently I am ignorant, and Filipino’s have a real society that is more than just maids, I’m talking real industry, real fashion, real publishing…..and this bitch, Olvia Medina, is some half Filipino / half Canadian, probably from a white dad who fancied his hired help a little more than his wife would like, is cast as the half naked girl in it…and I think I may be in love….the kind of girl I’d pay the cleaning agency extra if they sent her to wash my dishes wearing this…

Seriously a hot fucking body…Awesome.

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2012

06

Sep

Hot Kristen Stewart Landing in Canada Pics of the Day


I have never found Kristen Stewart hot…to me she always looked like a dumpy, lazy, white trash slob on welfare who was raped by her brother and dad on a nightly basis, leading to an eating disorder, a fear of showering, and a meth addiction….so even when she’s dolled up, she looks like she’s in an over-sized boyfriend t-shirt that she picked up at Goodwill when collecting some Creamed Corn cans for dinner….She’s a ghetto piece of trash and the only thing fun about her is that she got caught fucking her director, like a casting couch piece of labia that she is, cuz one thing I know is her looks didn’t get her this far and the other thing I know is that she wasn’t actually dating Rob Patterson, that shit was just all contractual Twilight bullshit to sell tickets to the movies…obviously…

Either way, she’s in Canada and maybe I’ll run into her and have sex with her, I’ll keep you posted.


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2012

06

Sep

Topless Models in 25 Magazines of the Day

Here are: Iman, Liya Kebede, Petra Nemcova, Veronika Varekova, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann, Helena Christensen, Summer Rayne Oakes, Coco Rocha, & Katharina Harf…also known as a bunch of models I can’t differentiate from each other…cuz models are a dime a fucking dozen….and all look the same I only like staring at their classy tits….cuz they are all fuckin whores trying to make a dollar with their bodies…and whether it is for fashion or fucking porn…it’s the same fucking bullshit…bullshit I like…

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2012

06

Sep

Lake Bell From How to Make It In America Titties of the DAy

The How to Make in America DVD just dropped and the pirates went nuts….probably not cuz the show is awesome….cuz I have seen it and it sucks but because Lake Bell is pretty fucking hot and I have posted her in past because of it …. I normally don’t love staring at 33 year old tits because they are usually married, fat and come with grey pubic hair that isn’t maintained due to marriage and giving up on life that comes with marriage….who cares….here are her tits that you’ve probably already seen…

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2012

06

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I may not be morning to everyone…some of you may be hours into your shitty grind…but here are some morning links…to mock you by saying “I just woke up”….sometimes trading off success and money for nap time makes sense…especially when there are dumb, hot, young girls looking for fame and exposure having nap time with you…..while your wife is out of town for the night…

Good. Times.

Mike Tyson Knockouts – a Compilation – VIDEO
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50 Best Sports Signs Ever
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Referee Gets Knocked the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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This Looking Good Sweetheart is Making More Money Than You and I Put Together
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Nikkie Marie is Rocking That Thong
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Alexis Banks is All Legs
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Tom Cruise’s Newest Alledged Beard is a Complete Fucking Babe
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50 Movie Remakes That Don’t Suck
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With Web Cam Sluts Like These, Your Hands Are Going to Stay Busy (NSFW)
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This Slut is Getting Double Fisted – VIDEO
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Bullies For America: Wussy Kids Needs Us
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Jen Wilburn is Trashy and I Like It (SITE NSFW)
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Bond VERSUS Bond – a Car Chase – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That Will Take Up More Time Than You Have (NSFW)
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2012

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Spending my days looking for girls to try to get pregnant before convincing them to have an abortion because I am an unfit father who will legally change my name and leave the country in efforts to bring another fatherless child into the world….is pretty fucking exhausting…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Gisele Preggers Bikini Spy Pic
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The Best in Stupid Game Show ANswers
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Christina Aguilera is a Fat Bitch in Curves
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Christina Aguilera Should Not Be Wearing This. But I’m Thankful She Did
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20 Overly Hyped Chicks in SPorts
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Sexy Fucking Work Out
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Sophie Turner Hot Ass in a See Thru
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Heidi Klum is Hot as Fuck in a Black Dress
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Mike Tyson Knockout Reel
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I Need to Fuck Laura Lovett
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Kanye West Says Kim Kardashian Is Only Famous Because Of Her Sex Tape
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Even The Good Folks are Good Morning America Are Down for Some Teabagging! – VIDEO
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This Agressive Teacher Just Got Kicked in the Balls. Ouch – VIDEO
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Infographic: Which Summer Blockbuster Star Is Your Dream Girl?
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Nicola McLean Brings Out The Heavy Hitters and By Heavy Hitters I Mean Tits
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Christina Marie Strips Down by the Pool (NSFW)
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Holly and Taryn Are Sexy in Knee Socks (NSFW)
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Sascha Aleksander is Your California Dream Girls
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Gwen Barker is All Laid Out and On Display
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These Free Shows Will Keep You Plenty Busy (NSFW)
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Suicide by Crocodile: Depressed Wife Jumps in Pit at Croc Farm
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Skinny College Slut Gets Herself Off on Video (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This 5 Year Old Pool Prodigy Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That You Won’t Be Able to Tear Yourself Away From (NSFW)
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Kaqtie Banks Gets Nude in the Mirror (NSFW)
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Fashion Model Karmen Pedaru See Through (NSFW)
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Taking Those Big Tits For a Run (NSFW)
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When Show Boating Goes Wrong
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Snooki Wastes No Time In Getting That Check. Here’s Her Photoshopped Face and Her New Baby
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Sideways Biker. Wait, What?
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Alicia Vikander Upskirt with See Thru Panties
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Blonde and Dull
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Some New Britney Spears Shots
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Jessica Simpson’s Enormous Boobs Are Holding Her Back
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Hot Air Balloon FAIL – VIDEO
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Florida Crazies: 18-Year-Old Claims “The Devil Inside Him” Made Him Attempt To Rape A 13-Year-Old Girl
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Natalie Has a Perfect Little Set of Titties (NSFW)
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Prudes Think Skittles Are Trying To Get Kids To Fuck Walruses?
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God Bless You Short Shorts
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Ahhhhhh Kate Beckinsale Hotness is Just What I Need
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This Truck Driver is Fast Asleep at the Wheel
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Selena Gomez Steps Out In Venice
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Boxing Show Boating Gone Wrong
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Are Too Big….
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Awesome Vintage Brooke Burke Nudity to Jerk Off To
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Teacher Gets Kicked in the Balls By a Girl
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100 Hottest Sports Sluts
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Hot Models Half Naked on the Runway
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Hotness Olivia Munn Shows Off A Very Impressive Chest
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Gemma Atkinson Adjusts Herself In This Hot Bikini
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Ellen Degeneres Lesbian Whore Stance
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Kelly Brook Is Why Twitter Was Invented. Personal Pics Here:
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Japan Has Crazy Pranks
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Suicidal Duck Family
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Kristen Bell Hot and Half Naked for Esquire
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2012

05

Sep

Rachel Fox 16 Year Old Self Shot Bikini Smut of the Day

Rachel Fox, also know as Rachel G. Fox, is a 16 year old who was on the show Desperate Housewives, where she learned the importance of being a fucking hooker……there is no way I would let me daughter, if I had a daughter, post pictures like this to social media, unless of course I was the kind of father, who liked the money my daughter’s fame brought the family, cuz it is easier than working…and when we’re all millionaires from it…we can pay for the best funeral ever when she’s done self destructing and officially off’s herself….you know this stage parent shit may be legal and celebrated, but I just see it as legal prostitution and molestation…and here’s the 16 year old bikini pic to prove it.

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