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2012

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Starting race wars on Facebook is always a bad idea….I like to piss people off but I’ve decided my new strategy is not fighting but flirting…with sexy girls….who I will only discriminate against if they don’t flirt back….other than that…we are all God’s children and we should love each other unless you are obese..in which case you should starve yourself…

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How NOT to Enter a Parking Garage – VIDEO
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Power Ranking Hottest Women in Wrestling Today
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Shauna Sand is Still a Piece of Fucking Trash
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This Golf Trick Shot Kinda Blew My Mind – VIDOE
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Carrie Stevens is All Laid Out
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Jeska Marie Claire is Rocking the Thong
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20 Hilariously Awful Mitt Romney GIFs
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Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Slutty Teen Fucks Herself with a Bottle (NSFW)
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Toddler Dies of OD When Junkie Parents Feed Him Methadone
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Donna is Sexy by the Pool (SITE NSFW)
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Annnd This is What Happens When a Cat Bitch Slaps a Dog – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Help You Get Through the Week (NSFW)
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Tulisa Contostavlos – Spread Them Legs Bitch. Spread Them Wide!
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J Lo Big Bikini Ass
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Miley Cyrus Needs Anal Sex
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Hilary Duff All Bent Over Shows Off Her Mom Tits
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Sophie Turner Totally See Through White Dress With Thong. Hot.
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2012

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


I don’t know what fat or even dumpy chicks have against starving themselves…a little eating disorder could lead to a much better life in looks, life and love…better jobs, boyfriends, husbands and fucks….it’s an easy thing to do…you just gotta do it….cuz no one likes a fat or dumpy chick…

Here are some links…

Rihana’s Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Is Hottest Woman Alive According to Maxim
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Awesome Family Feud Fails…
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Sexy Bikini Hula Hoop Video
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Random Sports Hotties I Want to Fuck
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People are Awesome Video
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Paul Haggis Confirms Scientology Was ‘Auditioning’ Girlfriends For Tom Cruise
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Family Feud Fails – A Collection
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The 15 Craziest Politician Campaign Promises
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Lucy Pinder And Friends Are Big Boobed Brunettes
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Crissy is Sexy by the Pool (SITE NSFW)
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Mary Anne Strips Down (NSFW)
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Well Hello Alexis Banks
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Paralimpian Ping Pong is Fucking Awesome and I’m Not Even Joking – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Chloe Miranda is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Nicky Whelan
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Big Boobed Cam Slut and a Dildo (NSFW)
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College Football’s Hottest Fan Bases
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One Of Prince Harry’s Las Vegas Hos Kisses And Tells
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Sexy Games That Will Keep You Playing All Day (NSFW)
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Salma Hayek Cleavage for Gucci (NSFW)
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Kate Winslet Topless In Titanic Throwback
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These Pretty Girls Are Helping This Fat Piecfe of Shit
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I Love Watching a Babe Rock a Hula Hoop – VIDEO
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Bachelor Party Bungee Prank – VIDEO
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Heidi Klum is Fucking the Help According to Seal
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How About Some Selena Gomez?
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Let’s Give It Up For BIKINIS!
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Happy 31st Birthday, Beyoncé! (A Look Back At Her Album Cover Evolution)
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Hellizabeth and Kream Get It On (NSFW)
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Comedian Stephan Merchant On Watching Porn Then & Now (NSFW)
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I Love a Babe in Knee Socks
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Kelly Brook Pimps Converse
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And Today in Bas Drivers – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Hollywood Chamber of Commerce Tells Kim Kardashian to GTFO
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Kate Hudson Is Already Sick Of Lea Michele’s Shit
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Granny Beer Bongs
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Kate Upton Hot for Contributor Magazine…
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Intense Pizza Cutting Skills
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Romney Quits – Funny Speech Edit
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Miley Cyrus Hot for Fashion
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Sideways Biker Weirdness
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Ex Wife’s Final Fuck
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Would Not Hit It
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Today’s Random Porn Videos to Jerk Off To
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..ON WEBCAM
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Find Girls TO Fuck…..
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2012

04

Sep

Jenny Garth in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

Jenny Garth was hired to be the celebrity in a bikini at some Labor Day party in Vegas at the Palazzo, and the whole thing was pretty hurting, because there comes a time in every woman’s life where wearing a bikini becomes questionable behavior….as does going to daytime raves at Vegas hotel pool parties…confusing the fuck out of me, yet remaining compelling to me, because bikinis have a way of tricking me into staring a very very bad things….and the good news is that at least she’s not fat.


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2012

04

Sep

Kelly Brook’s Amazing Outtakes for NUTS Magazine of the Day

Kelly Brook is amazing as long as there is photoshop nearby….you see cuz she’s old as fuck and in order to rock tits like this….a bitch has got to have a square, large ass to go with it, but the second she’s half naked in photoshoots, she’s got the face and titties, that make it all ok, and we don’t even need to worry about the hours spent shaping her into whatever is going on here, cuz we like unrealistic expectations for our masturbation materials…and we like believing that there are super human pussy out there that probably don’t look anything like this, but at least they do a good job pretending….cuz she looks fucking awesome in these pics….

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2012

04

Sep

Jennette McCurdy Chubby Trashy Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is a seriously white trash name…and based on her body…it is safe to say that she is on a seriously white trash diet…deep fried everything Paw…it is the only thing that brings me joy and distracts me from my memories of getting raped by you in the back of the trailer every saturday night after bowling and too much moonshine….you know that inbred hustle that ends with names like Jennette…..

She’s apparently and actor who was in Malcolm in the Middle, has a country pop career that will end like she was LeAnn Rimes, but milk it while you can, before the Christians figure out you’re full of fucking shit…slut….the chubby ones always are….


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2012

04

Sep

Teresa Palmer & Phoebe Tonkin Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day


Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.

Together they are in this instagram/twitter/facebook pic wearing bikini tops in efforts to mock my love….or the fact that I won’t commit said love to one of them specifically causing a whole lot of drama since before 10 minutes ago, I had never even heard of them…but more importantly cuz I fall in love every day and can’t commit to one woman…especially one I’ve never met, but more importantly who has never heard of me, no matter how bad I wanna stick it in their batty holes….

I love when hot bitches, especially hot Australian bitches are friends….

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2012

04

Sep

Alex Morgan in Some Fit Nike Ads of the Day


Alex Morgan is an Olympic gold medal soccer player…and due to my serious fucking hatred of fat chicks…I have recently found a love for fit chicks…prior to fitness I was happy with coked up anorexic girls who had no muscle mass and were too weak to run from me…but now I am more up to the challenge…plus fit chicks are generally jacked on happiness and endorphines while addicts and drunks who starve themselves are just a fucking barrel of issues that I’d rather not deal with….so that is why I have turned to gyms and Nike ads for my masturbation material….I guess life is about change.

here are the hot pics…

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2012

04

Sep

Lucy Pinder For NUTS of the Day


Lucy Pinder tweted one of these pics of her recent NUTS photoshoot that gave boners across the internet to people who were fans of her cuz they remember her as one of the Original new wave Glamour models from the 2000s who made Glamour models a household thing….you know paving the way for other hot Glamour models I don’t remember the names of but know that they could have easily ended up strippers or WalMart clerks instead of showing their tits to the world….As far as I’m concerend, here’s her comeback….lets milk that shit like she was a cow in a native village used to feed the tribe….if you know what I mean….


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2012

04

Sep

Phoebe Price Ridiculous in Staged Bikini Pics she Pays For of the Day

Phoebe Price may be the devil…she may be all that is wrong with America…you know some bitch who inherited a ton of money from her daddy and ran to Hollywood with it to live the celebrity life, pay the paparazzi to follow her, end up on blogs and feel fulfilled as a person, but really that’s far more interesting to me, than seeing these other spoiled brat cunts, obssessed with their social circles and social clubs, with their garden parties and adulturous Soap Opera lives, that end with mental institutions, cocaine overdoses, and young boy toys taken them for all they are worth…because dreams of Hollywood and getting on blogs shows serious insecurities and attention seeking well into her 50s that make her fun to laugh at. Seriously, this bitch could be anywhere but this is what she chooses….weird.


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2012

04

Sep

Miranda Kerr for Marie Claire October 2012 of the Day

Miranda Kerr is so lovely, what a great way to start a miserable work day after a long weekend, you know her smile just lights up that cold dead miserable place in your heart, reminding you that life isn’t so bad, there is elegance, beauty and class out there….until realizing that you don’t have a Miranda Kerr of your own in your life, and that you are forced to use the internet to find glimpses of things you will never have, making you remember why you are angry in the first place…because life sucks and isn’t how they make it out to be on TV….they just shove all these things we want and can’t have down our throats…laying the groundwork for a miserable nation addicted to pills…and Miranda Kerr…is a beacon of that….but I don’t hold it against her…cuz for a split second after looking at her…I feel what I assume is love….cuz all I want to do is sing her love songs….

She was in October’s Marie Claire….Here’s the video…

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