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2012

31

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Panty Flash for Mexico of the Day

I am a Candice Swanepoel groupie and I generally hate everything….This isn’t a proud moment….I don’t like admitting these things…or that her panties had the power to break me down and want nothing more than the flowers and rainbows she has cooped up in those white luxurious fabrics I’d love to sniff…kiss passionately and masturbate on after finding them in her garbage I am sifting through when she’s out of town on a shoot…..

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2012

31

Aug

Britney Spears Twerkin’ Bikini Tweet of the Day

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This bikini pic would be more interesting if Britney was Twerking, or tweaking or anything with some personality….but I’ll take a bikini pic for old times, sure she’s a fragment and medicated version of the Britney Spears we all used to masturbate too…and she’s far more stable and boring then the days of shaving her head….and her body is far less fun to laugh at then when she was fat and covered in Cheeto dust, or when she was 19 and in leather for music videos….but she’s still Britney Spears…a broken soul who was destroyed ad taken advantage of by a man…willing to be broken and taken adavantage of again..too tired to put up a fight and if that isn’t sexy….I don’t know what is…

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2012

31

Aug

Katy Perry is the Devil for L’Officiel of the Day

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You know there is something seriously wrong with the world when girls who are built like tanks, short, thick, dumpy broken down tanks, like Katy Perry can pretend to be fashion models, all because they are famous and the magazine figures it’ll sell a couple of copies to her shitty loyal fans…

I think what we can all learn from his is that Katy Perry looks just as shitty when in disguise and photoshopped….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

31

Aug

Rosie Jones Hot Tits for Nuts August 2012 Outtakes of the Day

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I don’t know if Rosie Jones is fucking hot, or if she just has a great body, or if she takes a good picture, or if she’s someon I’d like or hate, because I am too busy staring at her fucking tits…

The world needs more great fucking tits that aren’t scared to show their great fucking tits for a little fame and money….

Cuz it is better than working at Wal Mart or for 10 dollars a song mother fuckers….

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2012

31

Aug

Terry Richardson’s Topless Lady Gaga Pic of the Day

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Gaga is disgusting…but what is even more disgusting that her face…is that I would totally have sex with her…without a condom…hoping my sperm stuck and that we could spend a happy life together where I spend my days trying to destroy her as a person…spending her money….and breaking her even though she is likely already broken….but I could just be saying that cuz I grabbed her ass while it was in fishnets a few years ago…and it was firm, full, and great to touch….but more importantly…she had no idea it was happening…distracted by all the fans…used to being man handled…and numb pussy is my favorite….but Lady Gaga is not…she’s the fucking worst….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

31

Aug

Stella Hudgens See Through for Twitter of the Day

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You gotta appreciate this 16 year old’s strategy….her name is Stella Hudgens, she’s living in the shadow of her older sister Vanessa Hudgens’ shadow, a shadow that you’d expect to be easy to escape considering all Vanessa Hudgens has done is a set of self shot nudes when she was 17….and a few shitty movies…but Stella Hudgens is not quite pulling off exceeding our expectaction from the groundwork her sister laid, but at least she’s wearing sheer clothes for twitter, this is a good start…you know planting the seed of what’s to come when she decides to break through and out-do all Vanessa Hudgens has done…and really all it takes is a few sex tapes…and spread vagina shots…taken on her 18th birthday…of course…you pervert…

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2012

31

Aug

Bar Refaeli Tits for Passionata Travel of the Day

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As much as I hate Bar Refaeli….and risk all the Jews coming out of their accounting offices to tell me how I am anti-semetic for commenting on their queen….and as much as I think she’s an overrated whore, who is thick and not the hottest pussy on Tel Aviv beach…but the one willing to suck the right cock…..she is capable of looking lovely when promoting lingerie…like in this big breasted busty video for the brand she endorses….

Lookin’ good sweetheart….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

31

Aug

Eniko Mihalik Erotic for Vogue Spain of the Day

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I am less of a porn guy and more of an erotica guy….you know I could never get into throat fucking shit…I know the girls I talk to and throat fuck love it, except for that one who started crying as I called her a whore while ravaging her throat…but it is just so graphic and available…all porn is now how hard you can go…and as someone who grew up jerking off to National Geographic and hard nipples…a little suggestive nudity and slut behavior is far more stimulating for me…shit went big and went tacky when what is actually sexy is far more like this Eniko model and a lot less of Sasha Grey spitting up phlegm on a cock…at least as far as my masturbation is concerned…but then again, I’m a romantic not a rapist.

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2012

31

Aug

Miley and Her Mom Sexual Fantasy of the Day

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I saw my first incest porn when I was 15 and I have loved the idea of incest ever since…If I was a psychiatrist I would say it probably has got to do with the fact that the only family I knew my mother was a whore and I used to see her fuck before being taken away by some orphanage…bouncing around from family to family…but this isn’t a therapy session….this is supposed to be me giving Miley the thumbs up for posting this pic with her slutty mom who you know was some stripper or Gogo Line Dancer groupie motherfucker on Billy Ray…and that alone makes her the kind of girl who would have fucked her daughter on camera for money and male attention had she not won the Achey Breaky lottery….and there’s something highly sexy about that level of class….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

31

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Lingerie ofthe Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is awesome….not because she loves and supports bald men as long as they are rich and famous…and not because she’s an awesome actress who has made a great career shift, triple threat, leveraging her modeling into some Academy Award willing shit…and not because she proved to the world that Megan Fox is irrelevant and overrated and that a model could replace her….but because she is hot, and when she gets half naked for photoshoots, she’s at her fucking best…

Here she is promoting her line of lingerie….justifying why she has all those fans…

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