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2012

23

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is Still Amazing of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is wearing some see through outfit craziness and I like it…sure it is not quite enough battered, ravaged, damaged, destroyed, scared and scarred, atrophied, thick skinned, cold, dead, dry, freckled, labia for me….especially based on her certain low level, used to be famous, going broke stature…..but I like how she’s playing all coy with the camera, like she didn’t call them up to tip them off to pay attention to her cuz that’s the only way she can get attention…..you know trying to bottom feed the media…when all she really needs to do is act in a good fucking movie and not be a nutcase about everything in her life…even if being a nutcase gives me boners….baggage is erotic.

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2012

23

Aug

Ashley Green’s Back Fat Bra Strap of the Day

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Ashley Greene is some Florida trash groupie cunt who managed to scam her way into Hollywood, and who is now dressing like Florida trash….looking at her back fat hanging over her bra makes me feel like I am waiting in line behind some stripper trash at Walmart….all she’s missing a couple black babies with different daddies…but I think we can safely say the ghetto stripper trash with multiple babies in a broken home….probably has more morals and values than this Ashley Greene garbage….but here she is anyway cuz you idiots are sold on her….and can jerk off to her bra back…cuz you idiots are pathetic…

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2012

23

Aug

Barbara Palvin in her Bra for Terry Richardson of the DAy

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Barbara Palvin is some 12 year old model who I assume is 18 by now, but who might as well be 12, because I’m old as fuck and so are you, and jerking off to a barely legal is some creepy shit that we all have to undertake cuz it is in our genetic code to want the youngest, hottest, most fertile, fittest, bustiest girl….cuz back when we were cave men…there was no age of consent, we just took what we wanted….just another example of how society is breaking us down with our own man made rules…

That said, Barbara Palvin is an immigrant, is a teen, is spectacular….but the reason she’s top of her game just doesn’t make sense to me, cuz at 18 I wasn’t working for huge corporations….and I was living in America…so for some immigrant to make it this far at this tender age…I can only assume questionable behavior was involved and that makes her all the more erotic.

here she is in a bra – making moves…

HERE IS A SEXY VIDEO OF HER FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET BEING SEXY
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2012

23

Aug

Orlanda Bloom Shoots Miranda Kerr for T Magazine of the Day

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I prefer when my husband shot pics of wives involve horribly sleazy things…like spread vagina….cum covered faces, asses or tits…..bitch locked up in a cage….or getting violated by a big black cock…you know the kind of shit that makes life and marriage fun or spicy….this is all too hipster and boring for me…but Miranda Kerr is awesome…even when married with kids…

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2012

23

Aug

Candice Swanepoel for Some Brian Atwood Campaign of the Day

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I am doing a bad job of playing it cool with Candice Swanepoel, cuz if you actually read this site you will know that earlier today, I decided that I wasn’t going to make this an unofficial fan site for the bitch, even though I’d like it to be, cuz she’s perfect…because that would be weird and ruin all chances of ever tricking her into having sex with me, cuz my kind of fan behavior, is often criminal….sure, I like to think of it as passion, because when you find a special sex kitten you want to pet all day…you give it your all…but the law is less accepting of those things….

The good news is that I can always masturbate to her pics…and so can you…Here she is being the best damn model around for some campaign I like….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

23

Aug

Irina Shayk Modeling Underwear of the Day

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Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie….looking amazing….she’s come a far way from being a soccer groupie with a dream….you know debating what strategy to take to get out of her Russian existance and make it in America….and the good news is…she keeps on giving us the half naked….I think that’s where her skills lie….I mean that and fucking her way to the top…

Good times…

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2012

23

Aug

Brooke Burke’s Throwback Bikini Contest of the Day

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The nice thing about modern or even semi-modern technology…I’m talking VHS….is that when you’re a whore who does whore shit before making a career out of a being a whore….only to have kids with multiple men like a whore before trying to repackage herself as an inspirational mother….shit re-surfaces for the world to see….Sure it’s just a bikini…but back int the 50s when this was shot…it was pure scandalous behavior….

Via Hollywoodtuna

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2012

23

Aug

Candice Swanepoel for Some Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I have debated turning this site into an Candice Swanepoel fan site, you know devoting my life to following her around the world in the creepiest way possible, but realized that eagerness will work against me, likely get me arrested, possibly a restraining order and in no way will it get me inside her pussy, unless I see a window of opportunity where her bodyguards let their guard down and I sneak attack….but that, along with running a fan site for her is some serious weak game…and I’m lazy…I will just embrace the fact I will never fuck her and jerk off to her Victoria’s Secret pics to get back at her, even if they are boring, instead.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

23

Aug

Bar Refaeli Covered Up in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t hate Bar Refaeli because he’s jewish, but every Jewish person out there will think that is why I hate her, cuz jewish people are sensitive, I assume because of the holocaust, the same holocaust that brought Bar Refaeli’s family together, under unfortunate times, mixing their Jewish seed from all over the world, to produce what was once a hot, thick, busty, celebrity groupie, who fucked her way to 5 minutes of Victoria’s Secret and has been riding it ever since….I mean until now…now she’s covering up…cuz I guess she’s not 20 anymore….older, fatter, but still trying to market herself for money…..nothing wrong with that…I just prefer more tit.

These “self shot” for the internet look a little too professionally shot for me….lies burning my eyes.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

23

Aug

Taylor Swift Running is the Pic of the Day

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I do not give a fuck about Taylor Swift. I don’t find her hot. I don’t find her interesting. I don’t care how many houses she has or how many vintage bathings suits she looks awkward in, I don’t care who she is dating, or if he is a Kennedy, or if there is a 4 year age gap and he’s only 18…I don’t care if she moved in next door to him like a stalker creep…I just like seeing her run like a skinny awkward bitch….almost like watching the nature channel…all flailing her arms like a clown….it makes me laugh…and that’s what this site is about…

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