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2012

17

Aug

Jojo Levesque Thickness in a Bikini of the Day


Jojo Levesque is on her comeback tour, in a “Look at me, I was once considered jailbait by at least one person before I turned 18, before turning 18 and being forgotten about by everyone but my black boyfriend, who encouraged me to get fit as he spent my money, forcing me to come out of hiding for my fans, drop a new record and slim the fuck down, cuz no one likes fat chicks, and here I am in a bikini for the internet”…..kinda way…

Yes…I just wrote a post as if I was Jojo Levesque and it was as humiliating as it sounds…

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2012

17

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s White Trash Back Fat and Side Boob While Smoking of the Day

Despite having made 2,000,000 dollars last year, 80 percent of which went to staff, expenses, lawyers and cocaine, Lindsay Lohan is some serious White Trash…with some straight from the trailer park family, despite living in big houses and wearing designer clothes….you know a criminal bred from criminals, who will breed more criminals, if she doesn’t die a premature annd horrible death you’d expect from her, cuz she’s all broke…and the tender age of 25….built like a fucking bus, with a face of a fucking trainwreck, but fuck, do I love her implants…they are so well done….it makes everything about her ok…


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2012

17

Aug

Sabine Jemeljanova Topless and Amazing for NUTS of the Day

These are not new pictures of Latvian Sabine Jemeljanova who moved to the UK to learn English, but instead managed to become a Glamour Model for NUTS and Loaded, which was better than her other option of stripping, you know with great tits and broken english, options are limited, and thank god for that, cuz she’s fucking hot, something I never normally say about these low level Glam models, even though I embrace and appreciate all they represent and all they’ve done to not become cashiers at Walmart….

Here are a bunch of her pics, all of which are amazing.

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2012

17

Aug

Joanna Krupa In a Bikini of the Day


Joanna Krupa is a notorious bottom feeder, who although being hot and solidifying enough money in her bank account from various low level modeling gigs, she never really reached the full potential of celebrity, despite being hot….

So whenever I hear her name, cuz I normally forget she exists, I always laugh because I remember she did Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, if anything that was the biggest thing she booked as a nobody….and it propelled her into more recent work on Real Housewives….

So she went from low level model who wasn’t famous, but who did Maxim, to Dancing with the Stars….to Real Housewives…in a career that is neither great or memorable…and that is really just a pile of fucking smut….

But at least she’s working the paparazzi in her bikini, something her low level ass has mastered pretty well.


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2012

17

Aug

Teen Mom Farrahs Music Video of the Day

I don’t watch TV, because I hate being reminded how shitty humanity is, at least how shitty American media and the people it exploits are…

You know, all filled with trash, smut….

The kind of sensationalism that is so pathetic and obvious and void of substance or creativity that makes TV networks scramble for hits, willing to give shit like Honey Boo Boo’s bikini waxer his own franchise of shitty TV..

Polluting the brains of everyone…but giving people something to talk about at the water cooler while wasting away for the man like drones….brainwashed, and controlled…

It is the devils work….

Teen Mom is one of those scripted reality show like all other scripted reality shows…filled with trash….and now one of the trash stars people look at and say “thank god that’s not me, but let me make a brand out of her while hating her, making her money and being the actual joke in the equation cuz I do it for free”…..is releasing an album…

By the sounds of it…which are horrible sounds….it is a joke….but I’m posting it anyway, cuz this is the American Dream….you bunch of fucking freaks.

Posted in:Teen Mom|Videos

2012

17

Aug

Miranda Kerr Giving a Vitamin B 12 Shot in Her Bra Video of the Day

I used to waste my times compiling stupid LISTS OF FETISHES FROM YOUTUBE …cuz I was trying to make a point that Youtube is a fucking porn site and that more people jerk off to Youtube than they do to my site….but youtube is a billion dollar company and I was able to buy a McDonald’s combo and a 40 from my earnings last month…representing the underbelly of the internet that people jerk off to all sites….at least once…the internet is sleazy….

One of those fetishes was hot chicks injecting needles, so I know this Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardon video is nothing original, because nothing Hollywood Terry Richardson does is original, but it is still Miranda Kerr jacking up a dude with a needle…annd that doesn’t need to be original to give boners….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Videos

2012

17

Aug

Morning Hangover of the Day


I may hate lesbians because lesbians hate me….and because lesbians have small dick syndrome….and because lesbians are built like fucking tanks…but I don’t hate all lesbians….like the teen lesbians I saw tickling each other in the park, kissing and touching, like some inexperienced lesbians learning the lesbian way cuz lady gaga told them they were born this way and the hormones in the milk confused their gender roles…because those lesbians gave me a fucking boner.

Here are some some links….

3D Chalk Art Amazingness – VIDEO
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Previewing Best NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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WTF Photo of the Day
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Want to Get Bitten By a Snake – VIDEO
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Olivia Wade (NSFW)
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Mila Kunis Begged Macaulay Culkin To Go To Rehab While On A Boat With Ashton Kutcher
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Tania Funes is One Hot Amateur (NSFW)
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The 50 Best Hang-Out Spots in Video Games
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Free Cam Shows Help You End Your Week Off Right (NSFW)
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You Don’t See a Slut with Braces Everyday (NSFW)
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70-year-old Dude Skydives 70 Times on 70th Birthday
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Lyna is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Real Life Iron Man
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2012

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Failed Pick-Up Line of the Day….

I will fuck you like I was your creepy molesting stepdad and you’re 5….you know til you can’t wank and it hurts to make poopoo….

I’m so romantic.

Here are some stepLINKS

Amy Childs Has Got Some Fake Tits
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This Picture of Cory Feldman Doing the Sheen With Whores is Amazing
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Marion Cotillard Hot in Elle
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25 Most Stylish Women in Sports
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Korean Cheerleader Dance Ridiculousness
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Miley Cyrus Is A Fucking Pig. Here’s Why…
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Dave Mustaine From Metallica Has Lost His Damn Mind
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Shia LeBouef Doesn’t Like Ass Play or Something
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Japanese Game Show Amazingness of the Day – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Canadian Actresses You Should Know About
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AJ Michalka’s Hot Bikini Tweet
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Carrie Underwood Short Shorts
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Shannon is Sexy in a Corset (SEMI NSFW)
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Teen Debbie Enjoys the Great Outdoors (NSFW)
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WTF video of the Day Bar Mitzvah Edition – VIDEO
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Mylie Bryce is One Exotic Beauty (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, My Gift to You (NSFW)
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The 20 Worst Epic Fail GIFs
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Sarah Summers is Red Hot in Black and White (NSFW)
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Web Cam Hottie is Filling Up All Her Holes (NSFW)
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The 25 Most Stylish Women in Sports
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Meet Teddy the Asshole Cat – VIDEO
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Boob Reveal GIF Just Keeps Going Forever and I Love It (NSFW)
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A Couple More Olympic Nip Slips
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Never Thought Pandas Could Be This Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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Jessica Biel is So Dull
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Happy Birthday, Madonna! The Material Girl’s 22 Most Controversial Moments (PHOTOS)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Cockput View of a Plane Crash, Yikes!
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Which Reality Star Woman Has The Best Body?…You Decide!
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How About a Little Amateur Action? (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Enza (NSFW)
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Butthole Tattoos: The Final Frontier
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I Love Seeing a Babe in a Romper
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Ladies Who Attended Samsung’s Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch Party
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Damn Busty Webcam Teen
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Doutzen Kroes in Miami in a Bikini
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Lea Michele’s Character Still Dresses Like A Toddler On Glee
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Race Car Star Spangled Banner
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Move Over Kim K. There’s A New Ass In Hollywood Begging To Be Fucked
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Doutzen Kroes Bangable Bikini Ass. I’d Like To Smell Her Thong!
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How do you know this is a Russian Dog
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Jennifer Lawrence Has Big Tits
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5 Guys Burgers and Fries Review Autotuned
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Irina Shayk in a Tight Dress
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Elisabeth Harnois Tights
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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Tight Dress
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Charisma Carpenter in a Tight Dress
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Carrie Underwood Legs
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Teresa Palmer is Hot in Pink
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Nicole Scherzinger White Dress
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Eva Longoria Tight Dress
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Sarah Harding Legs
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Jessica Biel In Titties and Legs
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Olivia Thirlby
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hilarious
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Hazing Bitches to Teach Them a Lesson is Amazing
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Big Breast Nurses
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

16

Aug

Barbara Palvin is Amazing for Fashion Issue of the Day


Barbara Palvin is a model and she’s awesome. She’s 18. She’s already booked shit like Victoria’s Secret and she’s from some third World communist war torn country….making me wonder how at 18 she has already come so far and with so many girls competing with her….leading me to think the modeling world is fully mafia run and corrupt….cuz when I was 18 I wasn’t making millions in other countries…I was too busy jerking off for that….something I’ve never stopped being too busy doing….and that I may or may be doing right now…to some 18 year old Hungarian model fully clothed in pictures….here are the pics.

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2012

16

Aug

Hofit Golan in a Weird Upskirt of the Day


Hofit Golan doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. She has 1000 twitter followers and thus no one gives a fuck about her….She’s tryig to be Israel’s Paris Hilton, but I am sure she’s hated and that cry for attention explains the reason she’s flashing her panties from various angles at some premiere the other day….cuz like so many bottom feeding whores before her…including her idol, Paris Hilton, she knows the media and paparazzi are there so it is time to make noise in the form of panty….to get noticed by someone…it’s hardly exciting…but I am posting it anyway…

Horrible…


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