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2012

13

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics of the Day

Even if Lindsay Lohan’s career is pretty uninteresting and her public image is raped harder than her childhood was, you know leading to the mess he’s in now….her tits alone will never make her insignificant….even if she falls off more than she already has…and even if she dies…those tits will matter…..unless she gets creamated…cuz that will make them hard to dig up…unless fake titties don’t burn….who cares….

Every move she makes is in efforts to advance her career. Recently, it was confirmed she’s banging pornstar James Deen, cuz he wants to go mainstream famous and doesn’t mind herpes…he’s a pornstar and deals with that every day…but more importantly, she likes big dick and knows sex tape producing days for biggest impact or return on investment are numbered….and people won’t be giving her a million dollars to fuck on camera much longer…hence why she’s been partnered up with him….

She was on the beach in a bikini and I loved it…cuz Lohan in a bikini…even if it is damaged and painful…as she falls apart….it will always be fantastic to me.


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

13

Aug

Nicole Trunfio Topless for S Magazine of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a nude model who is trying to get famous as an actual model….and that works for me cuz her strategy is getting naked…and I love girls who get naked….

Recently, she decided to pony-up with Jessica Gomez, the SI Bikini model, cuz if you’re best friends with a bitch making it, you’ll get some bottom feeding second string work thrown at you, you know running in the right circles…I guess because her nude modeling just kept getting more nude model jobs….and nude model jobs aren’t the high fashion jobs she wants…but they are more fun to jerk off to…

I think she deserves fame and fortune like so many models before her….just based on her tits alone…but I am also pretty easily swayed….when tits are in the picture….

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio|NSFW

2012

13

Aug

McKayla Maroney Does the Dougie of the Day

McKayla Maroney is teaching the Dougie I like to think Kate Upton in her bikini made famous…cuz I see that shit in clubs all the time….

That said, McKayla Maroney is a 16 year old Gymnast who wins medals and the hottest thing about her for most of you is that she’s 16 and you can’t touch her legally…but more importantly that she’s a Medal winning gymnast…so that if you did….she could bend in ways you would not no how to handle…all fit and unhuman….perfect to jerk off to the highlight reel of….

Being 16 and bendy doesn’t impress me cuz 16 is Legal in Canada and I don’t even bother fucking with that….and pretty much like all the Olympic coverage…except maybe for seeing the Spice girls at 100 years old…still fuckable…even sporty despite her dick….this is boring…happy it is over so I can focus on what is important…hating people for tweeting and social networking #sharkweek….Assholes….

Here are some of her tweets…I may be in love with her mom….the blonde in one of the pics who probably forced her girl into this shit hard…I like that in a parent.

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2012

13

Aug

Katy Perry Horrible Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Katy Perry is a pile of shit of a person….from her bad skin…to her sloppy stomach…to her thick legs, dumpy ass to her horrible music, ridiculously bad costumes, her whole brand image, and most importantly her bad dancing…so it is only natural that she moons the world in her bikini….because she’s fucking won…she rode her fucking tits and bad singing voice to as far as they can take her and she’s made a million dollars in the process…pretty much showing us that her bad ass…that is literally a bad ass and not a bad ass that she thinks she is cuz she fucked off on her religion to join the devil in his brain washing….cuz no one cares about that….a bad ass that is like a plastic bag half filled with cottage cheese…hanging off her in horrible ways…

I hate this bitch….


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2012

13

Aug

Terry Richardson Erect Penis Fashion Porn of the Day

I’ve seen some of these porn pics of photographer Terry Richardson a long time ago….you know cuz keeping on top of perverts who have become the biggest thing in Fashion Photography because they presented their perversion as art not porn…even though the pics are of him having unprotected sex with random drugged up teenage looking girls….it’s what makes him edgy and outrageous…something all marketers what a piece of…and I figured, despite avoiding posting dick as much as possible, cuz I don’t want people thinking this is a porn site, it would divert them from it being a site that calls girls fat, which is my ultimate objective…I’ll post the pics he posted on his tumblr….cuz I like spread hipster sluts…

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

13

Aug

Pregnant Camilla Alves in a Bikini at the Beach of the Day

Camilla Alves is the hispanic bitch who locked Matthew McConauhey into marriage and baby making…because that is every hispanic girl’s plan…theey have this Catholic raised need to have fetus inside them at all times and their lives are spent finding a good candidate to make that happen….that is why it is very important to only fuck them without a condom if you’ve been sterilized by the government for various sex crimes…or if you’re wearing a condom…even though condoms suck…cuz if not…you’ll be wearing a fucking baby back pack and walking through the zoo like a fucking sucker who has been trapped by the spic trap….

Here she is pregnant for what is probably the third or fourth time….in a bikini….


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2012

13

Aug

Miley Cyrus Has New Hair of the Day

Some dude hit me up to let me know or to ask my opinion about Miley cutting her hair, and I am glad that my legacy, or what people think I care about or know about Miley Cyrus getting a fucking ridiculous black hipster shaved sci/fi haircut, because I don’t care about any bitch’s hair style, I’m too busy staring at her ass, tits or plotting how I’m gonna stare at her ass or tits which takes up more than enough energy than bothering to track her salon visits…

That said, she looks hot to me, even without showing off her body, cuz I know what her body looks like, but would look hotter with 3 inches of semen shaped into a slut helmet on her head….but then again, so would all girls.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

13

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Hanging out with international models is alright….but having sex with them is better….

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Cat Vesus Turtle Is Starting Monday Off
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Some Female Atheletes That Sell Sex
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miley Cyrus Looks Like A Dang Ol’ Lesbian
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100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
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The 15 Funniest Jokes From Comedy Central’s “Roast Of Roseanne”
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Free Cam Shows to Have Some Monday Fun With (NSFW)
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Slut is Drowning In Her Friends Pussy Juice (NSFW)
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Russian Super Cat is Here to Save All Humanity
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Nikki Sims is Playing Twister (NSFW)
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2012

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking all day….and as far as I’m concerned that makes me a winner….the fact I came home to post my stepLINKS….makes me feel like a fucking loser….internet ruined my life – send nuds – love Jesus…not the son of god, great marketer, religious kind….but the the Drunkenstepfather kind…..

It’s Gwen Stefani’s Butt In A Bikini
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Guess Who Got Busted For DUI – We ALl Drink When Are Daughters Get Too Fat and Old to Fuck…
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NBC Went Softcore on this Beach Volleyball Reel.
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Rachel Weisz in Lace
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Best pole dance
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Sexiest Countries at the Olympics
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Gallery: The 50 Hottest Female Cops On TV Shows
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Maryse Ouellet Lets It All Hang Out
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Lily is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Debbie is One Sexy Teen (NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Heaven (NSFW)
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Sofia Vergara Says You Ain’t Nothing In Latin America If You Don’t Have A Fat Ass
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Sandusky Pedophile Ring? Feds Suspect Sicko Shared Boys with Other Men
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Pervert Films Girl at Nudist Beach
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Sexiest Countries at the 2012 Olympics
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Julianne Hough Bikini Candids
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PLEASE DONT SHOOT (NSFW)
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6 Mud-Covered Gems From The Premiere Of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Boobs in See Thru Shirt
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Cameron Diaz, Just Because
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Rihanna Sizzles During Beach Shoot as the New Face of Barbados (PHOTOS)
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Ashley Greene, Just Because
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Hot Blonde Brings Out the Sexy (NSFW)
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National Anthem Butchered
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‘God Hates Gays’ Road Sign Spotted In Utah Sparks Outrage
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Fap Worthy Vgideo of the Day (NSFW)
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Kristen and Rachel Get It On (NSFW)
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Cam Model Has Nervous Breakdown, Impressive Dildo Collection
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Kate Moss Denim Short Hotness
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Jennifer Lawrence is Still Bringing the Sex
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Dirty Dirty Web Cam Slut (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Behaving Badly? You Don’t Say
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Some High Flying Nip Slip Action From Jessica Stroup
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How Can You Not Stare At This Cleavage
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These Nipples Want You To Come To Barbados
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Heidi Klum for Jordache
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Random Karaoke Girl Gone Nuts
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Craziest Olympic Pics
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Cameron Diaz Boring…
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Skye Sweetnam in Shorts
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Dakota Fanning in Tights
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Ali Larter Skinny Legs
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Audrina Patridge Got Back
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Heidi Klum in a Jordache Campaign
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Dirty Over 30
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I think These Horrors of Camming is Fake
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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2012

10

Aug

Katy Perry at a Bikini Pool Party of the Day


Katy Perry went to a pool party….and she wore a bikini….an innovative concept for a forward thinking mind like her….you know since she’s not a fucking thick, troll, puppet with big tits, used by the record labels to “Josie and the Pussycat” the market….getting kids to buy garbage….cuz they are all sucked into her candy coated devil music….designed to steal our souls and make us consume….

She’s fucking garbage….and I’d rather see her shot in a public square for her crimes on our freedom….but I guess while I wait for that to never happen, I’ll just stare at her tits…

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