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2012

10

Aug

Xenia Deli, Charlotte Carey and Cora Skinner in Lovecat Magazine of the Day

This video is shot for Lovecat Magazine and it is called Kittens of the Desert, which is crazy because it doesn’t have any kittens in it at all, there’s no wild desert cats and that is some false marketing, totally misleading, pretty much confusing me when I watched it thinking it would be informative, only to be pretty much naked or half naked hot chicks rolling around in jean shorts and boots in the desert….reminding me that nature is better with nudity….

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2012

10

Aug

Miranda Kerr Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day


Instagram is the most policed site I have ever been a part of…it is either run by a gang of 12 year olds…or a gang of dirty fucking hippie motherfuckers who think the world is meant to be flowers and fucking rainbows….where people like me, who have an opinion, sure a useless opinion, but an opinion none the less, dropping some of the best jokes ever on random pics, don’t fucking belong….so they get rid of social bullies by being a bully….and not letting people like me in their bullshit hippie spirit circle and that’s some oppressive shit…

But at least models like Miranda Kerr use it post pics of their bikinis, even though I’m boycotting it, I’ll still steal pics from it…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

10

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


You know really ruins the coconut water trend for me….everytime I drink the shit, thinking I am all exotic and getting healthy, recovering from a hangover and rehydrating, a filled with potassium and only 100 calories all natural goodness….a girl says to me “you like that shit? It tastes like cum!”…..

3D Chalk Art Awesomeness – VIDEO
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Olympic Star McKayla Maroney Inspires Legendary Albeit Unimpressed Meme
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Amy Winehouses Ex Husband is in a Coma
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Backyard Roller Coaster! Yessss! – VIDEO
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Ben Affleck’s Not Directing The Justice League Thank God
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Michigan Priest Gets Caught in Compromising Situation
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Sexy (NSFW)
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These Lesbian Sluts Have the Squirts (NSFW)
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The Shady Life of an Olympic Ticket Scalper – VIDEO
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Jeska is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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2012

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I fall in love every time there is a flash rain storm and girls who are wearing white and going braless are caught in it, usually trying to hide themselves, before giving up because they’ve been beat…I am a romantic like that….and now I am going to write a love song about it as I masturbate and cry….and while I do that…

While I’m doing that, here’s an amazing NASA Fail, that cost them millions, cuz millions of dollars going up in flames, are the best kinds of fails for those of us who can’t pay rent…watch NASA Mock us with their money…so rich they burn the shit…they need a hip hop video….that’s enough nerd shit…I’m going to talk to girls…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Hey Liberty Ross, Forget Your Cheating Husband, I’ll Take Care of You
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Sharon Stone is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Over Excited Sports Commentator Over an Awesome Ass
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Natalie Portman Does a Magazine
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Hottest Female Athletes from Each Sport
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Joanna Krupa Wants To Show You Her Nipples. Here, Look!
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Annalynne McCord May Have Lost Some Main Organs
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Lady Gaga Says She’s A Free Spirit, Dances Topless And Has Sex On Beaches, I Say She’s an Attention Whore
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Sophie Turner Tweets Some Bikini Goodness
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And The Gold Medal For Sexiness Goes To
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I’d Like to Be All Over Bailey Knox (NSFW)
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Sandy is Sexy in the Kitchen (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Hollar
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Heath Ledger’s Joker Made Out of Skittles Is Awesome
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Dorky Chick Works It with a Vibrator (NSFW)
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The Hottest Outdoor Female Olympians
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Rhian Sugden Wins Gold (NSFW)
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And Today in TLC Freakery – VIDEO
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Samara Weaving Bikini Nip Slip
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Huge Tits or Beautiful Ass
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Sarah Harding’s Hard Nipple Pokies
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Here Comes Another Fat Ass Reality Show
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Ashton Kutcher Got to Stand Next to Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And I Hate Him
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Looking Good Sweetheart Part 2
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Jayden James And Lisa Ann…Yes Please! (NSFW)
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I’d Like To Rub Myself All Over Naomi Campbell
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Kim Kardashian Not Only Is She A Cow, She Wears Them Too. Fucking Genius!
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A Little Soul Train
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Women’s Water Polo Nipslips (NSFW)
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Hide Ya Kids: Preschool Teacher On Trial For Keeping Creepy Journal And Inappropriate Images Of Children
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A Gallery of Sexy Self Shots (NSFW)
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I’d Love to Be All Over Lada Love (NSFW)
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The Strange Tale Of The Cam-Girl With No Vagina (NSFW)
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Minka Kelly Augments Hotness By Walking Around With A Fat Friend
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Tits on a Roof Anyone? (SITE NSFW)
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Joan Rivers Handcuffed Herself to a Costco Shopping Cart
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Kris Jenner Negotiated Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Deal? You Don’t Say…
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Kobe Bryan Flirts With Olympians
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Female Politician With The Biggest And Hottest Tits
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Ashley Greene in Nylon
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Backyard Roller Coaster
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Giselle Batista Hot in Brazil
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Jodie Marsh Parties in Barbados for Cropover
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Sofia Vergara Pregnant Bikini on Set
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Maria Menounos Weird Sunbathing
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Malin Akerman Underboob
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Shenae Grimes in Shorts
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Minka Kelly is Thick
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Velvet Sky is Interesting
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Fetish Model Maryse Ouellet Photoshoot
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Rosario Dawson Photoshoot
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Office Fetish Porn
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Random Porn Vids
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The Craziest in Fisting
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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2012

09

Aug

Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Miranda Kerr is strategically naked in Harper’s Bazaar, showing off her awesome body without showing any mom Labia or nipples, but still suggestive enough to remind me how I am making this a high fashion site slowly, and marking my fashion as being no-fashion, hoping it becomes all the rage….an anti-social, social networking, anti-fashion fashionista….who is in it for the tits….that is what my business card would read if I thought this was a business and/or got off my ass to make it one….Always winning when you’re DrunkenStepfather……

Miranda Kerr, despite being a mom, something I hate in women, even though I am a stepfather, is pretty fucking substantial!

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2012

09

Aug

Kim Kardashian is Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig, but unlike most pigs, unless you’re dealing with a weird farmer, she wears a bikini….a bikini that she poses next to old women in, or busted down sisters in, and that she posts to her own site that I am surprised exists and people care to visit, but I’m not surprised they photoshop her in….

The real significant or major difference between her and a pig, is that it is not legal to slaughter her….but it is legal to slaughter pigs…who are likely more intelligent but more importantly less demaging to society…..

Sure a lot of pigs have accounted for food poisoning, or mad pig disease, but no pig has had the global negative affect that Kim Kardashian has…meaning their deaths all legal were less neccessary than the death of the Kardashians….and our only hope is that OJ gets them when he gets out…or that they get themselves…cuz they need to be put to an end…

If you like fat spoiled bitches who don’t think they are fat or spoiled…these pics are for you…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

09

Aug

Candice Swanepoel in her Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret, but I can stare at a half naked Candice Swanepoel for days, I know this, becasue I have done it. She is perfection and the benchmark I put all girls against, so if you don’t think you are as good as she is, you probably aren’t, and I think it is important you know that makes you less of a woman…sure someone will fuck you, someone will knock you up, but you’re never gonna be the hottest person to them…you got a life of feeling inadequate ahead of you….but don’t worry, so do I….

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2012

09

Aug

Irina Shayk Modeling Bikinis for Some Colombian Bikini Company of the Day

Irina Shayk is awesome……that’s all I have to say about that.

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2012

09

Aug

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret’s Latest Catalog of the Day

I figure today is a good day to revisit the days we used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret catalogs, you know afer signing up to them with fake girl names, back before the internet existed, because the caliber and concept behind the catalog shots is like a fucking time warp, even if the models have changed….and I guess I am thinking about old masturbation memories because it was a simpler time when busting nut came without digging deep into dirty places that are borderline criminal places thanks to being desensitized as shit….

Doutzen Kroes…is pretty alright…..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

09

Aug

Chanelle Hayes Topless for NUTS August of the Day

The world needs more Glamour Models….This Chanelle Hayes bitch, showing her tits, reminds us all that it is not the natural beauty of a girl that is important, but the willingness to get topless in photoshoots….because seriously, she’s making money showing her tits, while so many hotter girls than her are just wasting the fuck away at office jobs like a bunch of fucking idiots….take her lead….

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW