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2012

02

Aug

Kate Upton Totally Naked for Contributor Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton is a fat chick in training. She has a shitty ass, but not in the traditional sense of a shitty ass, because there is no shit needed to be wiped off her ass, like an anal sex fail that ruined your bed sheets, it is just that, her shit has no shape to it, and the reason is simple, she is destined to be obese…any 18 year old with DDs and who is thin, just hasn’t fully developed, so she is milking it and the public is eating it up cuz they want to milk her, and I may be too much of a downer or realist, but I guess I should just get on the Kate Upton train and stop complaining, cuz she’s going no where for a while, it’ll take at least 10 years before she Anna Nicole Smiths….and let’s face it I’ve fucked worse…and will continue to fuck worse…

UPDATE – Here’s the Video….and she’s Amazing…

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2012

02

Aug

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Legs for Elle of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should be a dream to all you bald motherfuckers…at least all you bald motherfuckers who are millionaires…because she has proven to not care about male pattern baldness if it comes with money, celebrity and muscles…

What I like about her, since I am not bald, muscular, rich or a celebrity….is her fucking body…she is hot as fuck and she’s not scared to get naked and broadcast that shit for her personal gain, something all girls should do, even the uglies, cuz I’ll still watch…I’m a pervert like that and so are you…

She did a photoshoot for a recent Elle Magazine issue, and she has legs for fucking days….I want to climb up them and burrow myself in her warm, humid vagina….you know perfect to make a nest in.

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2012

02

Aug

Rosie Jones Modeling Weird Lingerie of the Day

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UK Glamour model Rosie Jones modeled some weird as fuck lingerie and despite the lingerie being weird as fuck…it is still worth looking at…..if anything, it can be a reminder to all you girls who are 7s, who feel you have no hope as a model, but would love to be a model, cuz modeling comes with the good life, and the ability to marry soccer players, that all it takes is some big tits, real or fake, and some fitness, and a willingness to get naked, and next thing you know, millions of dudes will be all over your shit…cuz if you look at Rosie Jones, someone everyone thinks is hot….it turns out that her features, at least her face, is not that hot….so it is all in the body…and that is easy to pull off…so get on it, and start sending me your test pics so I can masturbate to you. Thanks in advance.

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2012

02

Aug

Jorgie Porter is Amazing in FHM of the Day

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Jorgie Porter is in some UK soap opera and now she is in FHM pulling some Kate Upton, getting out of the pool in a white T-shirt shit, only FHM photoshopped her nipples out of the pics, despite how much better shit would be if I knew what her nipple color and ratio was, but luckily, unlike my vision of UK girls all being disgusting, all toothless, fat and working class on lunch break at the mill during the industrial revolution….all mal-nourished on grey sludge….grey skinned….covered in soot….she’s got a lot of life to her….something I’d like to smear all over my face….because that’s the only way I know how to show love and appreciation….

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2012

02

Aug

Katy Perry Photoshopped for Elle of the Day

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Katy Perry offends me, even when she is photoshopped skinny…or tight bodied….even when she’s showing her tits cuz her Josie and the Pussycat…brainwash the youth for evil record companies….just doesn’t work for me…if anything, it makes me want to become a vigilante, and dress up in some Mexican spandex to rid the world of her kind and arrest her for crimes against our freedoms…but I know that if I did try to stop her and citizen arrest her, I’d get sucked in by her tits and money, and all I’d want to do is jerk off on her acne scarred face, while grabbing on her fat tits and ignoring her fucking cankles, cuz I am a weak man….but from my computer I can say…despite her religious roots…she’s evil…be careful…

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2012

02

Aug

Selena Gomez is Not So Hot for Teen Vogue of the Day

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Selena Gomez makes me cry on the inside….she used to be this 18 year old girl who was pulling off the age old question as to whether a girl can be a sex offender cuz society really hates older men fucking teen girls, but do they really care when girls fuck teen boys, and Selena proved they don’t….but maybe that’s because she looked 14 thanks to the Disney genetic modification, project Peter Pan, than doesn’t allow her to age….but does allow her to wear a fucking bikini, take self shot nudes, release a sex tape, flash her twat and all things good….and Teen Vogue decide to pull this garbage off…what a waste of a photoshoot.

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2012

02

Aug

Kellie Pickler Fake Tits in Maxim of the Day

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Kellie Pickler is some American Idol hick who lived in a shanty with her grandfather and thanks to being inbred, uneducated, and probably forced into compromising positions by the hillbilly townsfolk every year at the Coal Miner’s Apalachian ball, was also dumb as shit….and that made for good TV…and good TV made for getting paid and a low level celebrity that bought her some fake tits….that she is now broadcasting in Maxim, because I guess they are the only ones who care or who are willing to shoot people who haven’t been in the news or tabloids since they were on American Idol….I guess that’s what falling off is all about….

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2012

02

Aug

We Love LA for GQ UK September 2012 Phtotoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Amanda Booth, Lauren Young, Sarah Dumont, Xenia Deli or Stephan Corneliussen are…but I know they are amazing…I also know that I probably follow at least one of them on instagram, and I probably tell her that I love her and want to make Disney movie caliber romance….every single day because low level aspiring models who live in LA and who are fucking amazing to look at…is kinda my fetish….you know haven’t quite made it yet, but totally have what it takes and are working it hard….pornographic motherfuckers…without the dick in pussy and being raped as a kid baggage….so that’s why I’m with GQ UK and I say that I love LA, or at least the bitches trying to make it…cuz they look like this…

Posted in:Amanda Booth|Lauren Young|Sarah Dumont|Stephanie Corneliussen|Xenia Deli

2012

02

Aug

Bregje Heinen Radiate Throwback Thursday Runway Nipple Pics of the Day

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Bregje Heinen Radiate is new Victoria’s Secret import who they have abducted violently from her home country in order to make her famous by getting her half naked and paying her in American work Visas and threats to not kill her family…at least that’s how I assume this happens, why else would they go into international waters, outsourcing American jobs when at least 1 percent of the American population aren’t obese, inbred and ugly as fuck….

Either way, before Victoria’s Secret, she was a model, and she was on the runway, and she showed her tits, and I liked it, cuz she’s lovely, and I’d love to make her squirt all over my face, or at lease sniff her fingers after she inserted her tampon….cuz that’s my move.

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2012

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went to a party filled with ratty 18 year old girls….and their half nakedness gave me a boner…but then again it coulda been the viagra I took before going out…cuz I love pressing boners into legs of unsuspecting drunk girls….It is kinda my thing.

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Jackie Chan is Awesome of the Day – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders from Each Sport
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People of Walmart – Horny People Edition
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Anything You Can Do, This Dog Can Do Better – VIDEO
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Colonel Sanders aka John Goodman Supports Gay Marriage – VIDEO
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10 Hilarious Moments From Jeff Koons’ Appearance On The Colbert Report
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Get Off (NSFW)
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How About some Triplet Sluts? (NSFW)
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Jesus Christ They Made Another Paranormal Activity Movie? WTF? – VIDEO
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Get a Load Of Rosalee (NSFW)
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