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2012

26

Jul

Talita Correa Hot for FHM South Africa August 2012 of the Day

Talita Correa is a hot model I know nothing about but she sounds ethnic, is half naked in FHM South Africa, and looks pretty spectacular doing it….I am all for the new models and up and coming models who are eager to get noticed and establish a career cuz they go a little more hardcore and more importantly they accept free publicity from fat, useless bloggers, in exchange for nudes….not that Talita Correa is one of those girls…but there are so many aspiring models who are…and that keeps me going….I get paid in hope of actually fucking one of these bitches….if I ever decide to leave my couch…which may happen.

Posted in:Talita Correa

2012

26

Jul

Sophie Vlaming Titties for Vogue Greece of the Day

Sophiee Vlaming is some Dutch Tulip sniffing model who’s two lips should be sniffed by me, every day before she leaves the house to make sure she’s fresh and lovely, and every night when she gets home, to make sure she hasn’t cheated on me like some kind of whore….you know the good kind of girl you want to keep in a cage in the basement and keep for yourself cuz you’re passionate like that…and know that real romance is locking her in for life…..

She always shows her tits for fashion, she’s making a name for herself, and I want to get her pregnant….with mouth, hands and penis…She’s amazing….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Vlaming

2012

26

Jul

Jessica Biel’s Ass on Leno of the Day


Jessica Biel is a prime example of a girl who looked like a dude when she was younger, all fit and broad and muscular who I used to laugh at, before realizing that muscle has memory, and when everyone else gets older, sloppier and fat, her version of sloppy becomes tight and amazing….it’s like you gotta look out for the skinny rock hard ones you may feel gay fucking from behind despite their vagina…which is probably what Timberlake liked in her….but they are the ones who age proper….fit is good….and here is her ass on TV…


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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2012

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Instagram deleted me – and since I have a compelled, locked in, loving readership and fan base of one, it’s not gonna be totally impossible to hit 10,000 followers….

You all just come to the site for the tits…..I get that…but follow me on Instagram fuckers…


My new name on it is – DRUNKSTEPFATHER

I want to get my followers up to 10,000…… so FOLLOW ME.

It is for my self esteem and security in my internet presence….so listen to me beg….and accommodate….asshole..

Here are the MORNING HANGOVER LINKS….

Timelapse Nasa Awesomeness – VIDEO
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Ronda Rousey Takes Time from Controversy to Spar with Carmen Electra
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Meet E.T. The Warbling Walrus – VIDEO
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How NOT to Jump on a Horse – VIDEO
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Jon Hamm Could Be Waiting At A Bar To Seduce You Right Now
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And Today in Tumblr Awesomeness
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Gorgeous Amateur Shows Off Her Tits (NSFW)
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The Ultimate Collection of Idiot Fails in July 2012
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Maria Venus is All I Want Out of Life
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

INSTAGRAM HAS DELETED ME!!!

I feel so slighted because the last 6 months I have been endorsing them saying how great they are…for free….and even last night some dude told me that only guys who like dicks in their asses like instagram….and I defended them saying it is where all the hot young models are putting up bikini pics all day….in the end, I was flirting with dozens of hot models on rotation and I was loving it….but not anymore….cuz they used their BIG BROTHER Authority and disabled my shit cuz we give social networks all the fucking power….

So….I’ve Started a New Account.


DRUNKSTEPFATHER

I want to get my followers up to 10,000…… so FOLLOW ME.

Here are the stepLINKS…

Tara Reid Lives
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This Bitch is Crazy
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Sofia Vergara is Going to Be in Family Guy
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Best WAGS of 2012
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64 Inch Vertical Jump
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Mike Tyson Highlights
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Kristen Stewart Releases Statement Apologizing To Robert Pattinson For Cheating On Him. Wow.
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And Today in Jackson Family Craziness…
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Bush’s Speech Screw Ups: A Compilation
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Gallery: 20 Pictures of Hot Celebrities Flipping Off the Paparazzi
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Doutzen Kroes Rocks Some Amazing Lingerie
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Rosie is Sexy in Nylons (SEMI NSFW)
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Meet My Maryannne (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Liberty Ross, Wife of the Creep Who Cheated with Kristen Stewart
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These 3 Sluts Go Wild on Video (NSFW)
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Rising Track Star Michelle Jenneke Draws Nude Offer from Sex.com
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There May Be Carly Rae Jepsen Nudes Floating Around
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Layla Rose Strip in Bed (NSFW)
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Pixie Geldof Topless at the Beach (NSFW)
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Best Thing to Do With a Spoon Other Than Eating (NSFW)
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The Ocean Pulls Down Ilary Blasi’s Bikini Bottoms
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Dare I Say Mariah Carey is Looking Hto in Her New American Idol Promo Shot?
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‘Dark Knight Rises’ Massacre: 8 Latest Developments
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Zoe Saldana Hotness
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Jessie Rogers is Super Sexy
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Passive Agressive Notes Are Always Good For a Laugh
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This Babe is Naked on the Beach (NSFW)
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I Think We Would All Like a Piece of Candy (NSFW)
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Handjob Gloves Are The New “It” Sex Toy
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Katie Holmes in Black Leather Pants
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AnnaLynne McCord Filming “90210” Bikini Scene in Malibu Beach
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So That’s What It Looks Like When a Glacier Implodes
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Kim Kardashian: “I’m More Famous Than Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie”
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50 Worst Screw Ups Sports
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Olivia Palermo Launching Some Jewelery Looking Hot
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Rihanna Bent Over On Her Knees Like Shes Used To
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Audrina Patridge Put Her Wonky Fake Tits On Display
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Here’s An Ass Worth Fucking
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Jennifer Lopez In Sweet See Through Shirt. Bobbies!
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Big British Tits And Bikinis Prepare For Cock Sucking At The Olympic Games!
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Some Bush Speech Screw Ups
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Timelapse Video from IIS
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Hottest Olympic Athletes from 30 Different Countries
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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From the stepFORUM!!
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Brittany Ishibashi in Esquire
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Cat Deeley at the Teen Choice
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Lindsay Lohan Leaving Mr Chows
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AnnaLynne McCord Tight Pants
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Skye Sweetnam Big Tits at Warped Tour
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Jessica Biel Hot Booty in Tight Jeans
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Holly Peers Topless
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Jennifer Lopez Low Back
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Kathryn McCormic Has Awesome Cleavage
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Victoria Silvstedt Suntans Proper of the Day
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Abigail Breslin Titties
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cumswallow Compilation
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Rejected Like a Boss
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Random Porn Vids
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How Is This Even Possible
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Naked Couple at the Beach
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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Follow me on Instagram – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in Photoshopped Lingerie Pics of the Day

Based on how boring these pics are of a girl who is as willing to get naked or half naked for modeling….as she is for black DJs she lets cum inside her to make babies….I can only assume they are for Victoria’s Secret, where nipples and sheer panties are not Christian enough for their bottom line sales, because nipples and sheer panties are for harlots and heathens….

Boring because they are catalog shots and haven’t been modernized since the 80s, I guess if you make a billion dollars and have a brand bigger than Christ, you don’t bother fucking with that….but the whole thing annoys me…as much as half naked model can be….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

25

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt Suntans Like a Proper Whore of the Day


Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…who I am sure prefers to be called a high class escort…because there’s a different between a hooker and a high class escort who lives a fancy and decadent life cuz her only client is a billionaire midget who finances her life of luxury….and all she has to do is stay fit…which she does a pretty good job of considering she’s pushing 40….

Now I can’t hate an opportunist slut who landed a married rich man and got him to hire her, because she was a Playboy model years ago, and really what else was she to do….sure it is trashy, but at least she’s being trashy on yachts and not in the back of a truck in a strip club parking lot…

I can hate her for trying to sue me at least once for posting pics of her midget billionaire, cuz that’s just mean spirited when all I’m trying to do is give her some publicity….but showcasing her skills….where I’m from that usually warrants a percentage of her revenue….

Who cares, these are awesome pics of her tanning, and I generally don’t endorse half naked old ladies…


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Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2012

25

Jul

Audrina Patridge Bikinis at Trashy Casinos for Money of the Day

Audrina Patridge is still at it…take that haters who thought her stint on The Hills was all she was good for….you know those of us who thought she was just a half retarded chick with implants her dad bought her cuz he had no hope for her to achieve anything beyond stripping….well guess what…she’s booking really prestigious jobs…like running pool parties in her bikini at Foxwood’s Casino…rocking Indian reserves harder than a bootleg cigarette vendor shack…it’s the fucking Vegas of the the North East that trashy fat old couples go to cuz they can’t afford vegas….haters….you just have no idea what’s up…or what making career moves is all about….this is not prostituting yourself for a dollar…you’re just a bunch of haters…now look at her fake tits…they are all that matters.


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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2012

25

Jul

Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day

Keeley Hazell is in FHM’s July 2012 issue like it was 2006, because that’s when she first hit the topless modeling scene….even though like all good girls she was ready to model topless at 16 because she knew she had rockin’ huge tits and a fit body and that that was her meal ticket…until 2009 when she decided to step back from modeling, because she thought she was more than just tits, only to return to modeling in July 2012, as FHM’s cover girl, cuz those 3 years of pursuing acting was a massive fucking fail…cuz when you got tits like this, it’s all that really matters about you…..it is your only skill set, work it…

Here are some of the outtakes to celebrate her big titty return…

Posted in:Keeley Hazell

2012

25

Jul

Miley Cyrus Turning me On With Instagram of the Day

I am not sure if this is Miley Cyrus, she’s gone blonde and is blocking out her inbred looking muppet head with a magazine, but in keeping up with my creeper status, I am pretty sure it is her, because she was wearing these shorts the other day , unless her friend and her would share short, as I’ve heard girls do with underwear and bikini bottoms for my masturbation pleasure and for their increased chances of a yeast infection, not that I actually care about Miley Cyrus’ shorts, I just saw the pics on the internet, and I’m not proud that I know these things instinctively, or that this is my life or that I waste my brain with it, because ultimately, I really don’t care, but it is what it is, and I’ll run with it…..like Miley ran with this vintage Dolly Parton Playboy rocking as awesome crotch shot next to Lil Kim slutting out poster….and it is fucking hot…reminding us that whether this is Miley or not, instagram is amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus