I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

HAPPY JULY 4TH PICTURE FROM TERRY RICHARDSON

Terry RIchardson Does July 4th Better Than You….

It is July 4th, if you are American, why are you on the fucking internet, or on this site, when you should be doing shit that involves doing shit and not looking at a fucking screen. Are you bored, socially awkward, do you hate your family, does your family hate you, are you alone, are you sad, fat and eating yourself to death, and I am the only person worse off than you, sort it the fuck out. Shoot some fireworks, hire a hooker, life is gonna be ok.

If you are not American, and July 4th is just another day for you, even though you have no friends, hate your family who hates you more…. Click the links, they are here to make you feel better.

I am your hero…

Let’s Start Wednesday Off With a Fail Compilation – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Most Improbable Hookups in Sports History
FOLLOW THIS LINK

WTF Photo of the Morning
FOLLOW THIS LINK

atie Holmes Must REALLY Want Out of Her Marriage Cause She’s Not Asking For Shit
FOLLOW THIS LINK

LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

30 Must-See Pictures of Emma Stone
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows Have Yourself From Fun (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Blonde Hattie Rubs One Out (NSFW) VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is July 4th.

Here’s to more corrupt corporate run politics. Democracy built to make the rich richer at the expense of the masses. Childhood Obesity. Oil Wars. Pollution. Poverty. Crime. Jersey Shore. Hollywood and all the girls on Facebook and Instagram I want to fuck, except for a few Australians and pretty much all else that makes up the American Dream….like low level sluts dressing in American Flags for attenntion….and all else that makes you so proud to be American….

God Bless America…even though God is Ancient Aliens….and the proof is in your dollar bill….

Here are the stepLINKs Bro….From Canada, with Love….’Support our troops….

That said, why the fuck are you on the internet right now, don’t you have fireworks to blow up or a BBQ to have or family bullshit….or are you hated and alone…stop depressing me…just click the links….

Arianny Celeste is Doing Herself Well in a Bikini
GO

Tom Cruise’s Butthole Got Excited When It Saw This
GO

50 Hottest Olympians for July 4th
GO

Penelope Cruz in a Hot Fashion Photoshoot
GO

Cat Uses Human to Open Food
GO

The 25 Best TV Shows Of 2012 (So Far)
GO

Nicola McLean’s Breasts Keep Impressing
GO

Ashley Greene Does DKNY
GO

Gotta Love It When a Babe is THIS Flexible (NSFW)
GO

Laura is Super Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
GO

Free Cam Shows. Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
GO

What Kind of Drugs is Jodie Marsh On? Seriously
GO

Drunk Slut Flashes is Flashing EVERYTHING at a Club (NSFW)
GO

50 Hottest American Olympians
GO

Sharon Stone is Braless in Paris (NSFW)
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
GO

Naomi Watts is Dressed Up as Princess Diana
GO

Zoe Hardman Slips a Nip Out in the Ocean (NSFW)
GO

Pictures of Beyonce and Kim Kardashian Together Piss Me Off
GO

Jesus Christ Jessica Simpson is MASSIVE
GO

Sofia Vergara is Sexy as Always
GO

I’d Like to Be All Over Bailey Knox (NSFW)
GO

DIY Car Repair Brings the LOLs (Site NSFW)
GO

Where’s Maury? The Craziest Celebrity Paternity Tests Of All Time
GO

This Blondie is One Natural Beauty (NSFW)
GO

Jaelyn and Chelsea get It On (NSFW)
GO

Penis Dinosaurs Starring In The Land Before Vagina? Yes You Read That Right (NSFW)
GO

Hey There Fashion Hottie
GO

Elisabetta Gregoraci Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Sardinia, Italy
GO

Toilet Paper Gun! Yes! – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
GO

Some Jessica Alba Just Because
GO

Kate Winslet Thought Her Boobs Would Have Quit On Her By Now
GO

Elisabetta Gregoraci Hot Bikini Ass
GO

Ashley Tisdale Fuckable In A Bikini
GO

Elisabetta Gregoraci Pussy Lip Bikini Slip
GO

10 Athletes Who Make Good Beats
GO

Arianny Celeste Sweet Wet Tits And Juicy Camel Toe
GO

Sluts Who Don’t Matter at the BET Awards
GO

Fail Compilaion for June
GO

Epic Beat Boxing – Even If Beat Boxing is So fucking Lame
GO

Sofia Vergara Gets Ready To Tea Bag!
GO

50 Hottest American Sports Wives
GO

Some Young Kid Dominating Country Music
GO

================
From the stepFORUM!!
=================

Demi Lovato Performing
GO

Ashley Greene for DKNY Ads
GO

AnnaSophia Robb in a Dress
GO

Alyssa Miller Bikini
GO

Jennifer Lawrence in a Dress
GO

Vanessa WHite in a Hot See THrough
GO

Mel C from the Spice Girls Performing…..
GO

Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Last May
GO

Sophie Reade Nuts July 2012
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Escorts for Moms Who Want to Get Tag Teamed
GO

Two Chicks Changing
GO

Random Porn Videos from the Masturbation Files of a Woman
GO

Epic Poker Face…..in “I Just Nutted in My Own Mouth and Don’t Giv a Fuck”
GO

Spied on in the Bathroom
GO

Monster Curves
GO

Internet’s Got SLUTS
GO

================

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Follow me on Instagram – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

03

Jul

Sofia Vergara Getting a Massage in a Bikini at 20 Years Old of the Day

Sofia Vergara may be 100 years old, and we’d all still fuck her Emmy winning ass, that we assume fucked its way to the top…that or her family runs the Cocaine trade out of her motherland of Colombia and they own Hollywood, as Hollywood is the land of Cocaine…

You know, immigrant single mothers generally don’t end up on TV…they end up in back alleys trying to pay rent…

But apparently, the TV thing was something she was into and there is documented proof of one segment that involved her thong ass and a massage and here it is…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

03

Jul

Bar Refaeli Under Water in a Thong for Under.me of the Day

20 Hours ago….in a land far away…called Israel…where the Jews walk freely…Bar Rafaeli prosituted herself for her own clothing line….by swimming underwater in slow motion in a thong…in what was probably the most obvious, low level concept a woman could run herself through in order to get attention….it is the basis of the myspace profile pic….the instagram “look what I’m wearing, it is a bikini or panties or what I sleep in, in front of the mirror to get followers”….hustle that girls have been lucky to find success with since the beginning of time…and I am good with it…survival of the hottest…keep the fatties working at walmart motherfucker….if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Videos

2012

03

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s July 4h Hooker Photoshoot of the Day

Here are some pics of Courtney Stodden offending all your troops..

Every holiday or national even, this bitch and all the low level, simple minded trash with fake hair, tits, and fake tans….come out of the woodwork and stage stupid themed shots, because that’s as deep as their brains function….or maybe because they are just enthusiastic about their whore lives….like the stupid stripper who plays the part with a smile, eager to pull out her American Flag bikini cuz she thinks it fucking makes her a better person versus the angry one in the corner, pissed off that this is her life….and I guess bitter and angry is less fun than bubbly and half retarded by hot….because it is less depressing….so I can’t hate this shit, I just embrace it and wait for her to jump into porn….

The world needs these kind of obvious and boring but date specific shoots by low level cunts to survive. Otherwise we would all implode with Courtney Stodden’s three remaining brain cells. I am convinced.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|Photos

2012

03

Jul

Elisabetta Gregoraci Thong Bikini Lip Slip of the Day

Elisabeetta Gregoraci Whore Vagina

Elisabetta Gregoraci is a tight bodied whore who was smart enough to use that tight body to lure in a billionaire in his late 50s or 60s to impregnate her hot body….

They say she’s a TV personality and fashion model…but I thinkt that’s questionable…the more intesting story is :

Gregoraci gained notoriety when it came to light that she had offered sexual favours in return for a job as a showgirl for the Italian national public television company

Because I appreciate a whore who doesn’t hide being a whore……

So her bilionaire is Flavio Briatore, the father of Heidi Klum’s kid pre-Seal, reminding us that models like dudes with money, old and fat or not, money is the key….and like all whores who marry for money and realize they are locked into hell in exchange for money….she’s out seeking some male attention to make her feel alive again…

She’s gonna be a great divorcee to pounce on in a year or two…

Here she is in a thong bikini, but keep in mind, SHE’S DONE IT BEFORE


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Elisabetta Gregoraci|NSFW

2012

03

Jul

Jessica-Jane Clement in a Bikini in Ibiza Last May of the Day

Jessica-Jane Clement is a titty model from the UK who I have POSTED SOME TITTY PICS OF IN THE PAST

I assume she does shit topless and a google search will help you find all her nipples you need to get off….unless she’s a classy Glamour model who keeps her top on while exploiting her body for all it has to offer….which would be annoying consideering the only thing these Glamour models are good for is their fake tits and their ease of showing them off cuz they are at the level of fake tits where they aren’t really actually part of them…but more importantly…they pay for themselves in less than a week’s work…with all these celebrity perks like cutting lines at night clubs and limos….

She was in her bikini in May….she has probably been in her bikini since then…since it is what she does….and here are the pics…


To See The Rest of the Pics
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Jessica-Jane Clement|Photos

2012

03

Jul

Amy Childs Loves Her New Boobs of the Day

This is probably one of the more ridiculous celebrity who isn’t a celebrity news stories that I had to post because it is just so stupid….Amy Childs, a bitch you’ve never heard of….and if you have it is either cuz you are in the UK….or because you love fake tits on bitches who show them off…until upgrading them….for the media to make a story out of the shit…

I generally hate fake tits, cuz the girls who get them, especially the ones who size up on them, are usually fucking insecure garbage who put their importance on a purchased item…like a dude who drives a porsche and relies on that porsche to get him jobs, bitches, and self worth….only more convenient to carry around with you….but I do like anything that saves shitty tits so I am torn….But videos like this, discussing a whore’s happiness from making a move from C to DD, is almost amazing…it’s one of those let’s all question humanity or the human experience situations….

Posted in:Amy Childs|Videos

2012

03

Jul

Arianny Celeste Hot Bikini Ass of the Day

I am warming up to Arianny Celeste….only becasue my friend is obsessed with UFC and always talks about the shit and the only way I can stomach that faggot, rubbing on each other like a gang of closet cases, greased up in booty shorts, is to look at the implant, hard bodied, Vegas Showgirls they turned into celebrities by casting them for the part of the only thing straight in UFC….

Sure I prefer when she’s naked on hotel balconies getting spy photos taken of her, but that’s only cuz her legal team comes after me and makes me feel closer to her, you know on a spirital level of implant titties and hard bodies….

Point being, her talent lies in getting in bikinis and taking pics of her, and as far as I’m concerned that’s the best talent around…here she is in some self produced bikini pics which I like cuz it makes the paparazzi obsolete….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Photos

2012

03

Jul

Sofia Vergara Hot in Vanity Fair of the Day

sofia_vergara_vanity_fair_spain_TOP

I posted A VIDEO OF THIS PHOTOSHOOT and it bored me…so I decided to post the pictures of the shoot, even though they bore me. I am self destructive like that…all about punishing myself….with big spic tits that have made it…living the American Dream better than most naturalized Americans…kinda like Obama….

Happy Independence Day….Let Sofia Vergara Remind you to not worry about the zombies when really it is the Immigrants are Taking Over…bro

Posted in:Photos|Sofia Vergara