2012
03
Jul
I have horrible memories of Matlock. It was back in the 3 networks on TV days, filled with shitty programming that made me want to kill myself….population control at its worst…possibly even the cause of some spousal abuse cases….but Andy Griffith was cool shit….I used to watch Andy Griffith show re-runs and it is safe to say he was the Original G-Unit….all sitting on porches in the deep south running race wars as the corrupt police force….gangster.
Posted in:Andy Griffith
2012
03
Jul
Joanna Krupa may not matter, and her career may not have ever hit, and she may have tried to launch herself into celebrity by doing a show that kills celebrity, Dancing with the Stars, but she’s pretty fucking lovely in her bikini…..
Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2012
03
Jul
Aubrey O’Day is a useless fat chick who I pretty much hate, even though I don’t really know anything about her…but she posted this titty pic to instagram and then deleted it cuz she’s an idiot who instinctively whores out by then re-strategizes….who I guess loves her tits….even though they are fake and she is fat…which kind of makes them obvious, expected and as boring as tits can get….which may not be very boring…but are still not impressive at all….you know cuz it just took 5k in surgery and a bunch of fast food….and they come stock with a fucking belly…the worst.
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2012
03
Jul
I am only posting this becasue writing that title like I was a teenie boopper girl in the school lockeroom shocked at the gossip of my generation made me laugh….
But the real reason why this is funny is not because I care about teenie bopper gossip, or becaue I care that Selena Gomez is mounting another man, cuz her fake boyfriend for publicity is too busy mounting men of his own…..It isn’t even funny because she looks fatter than ever and her new boyfriend looks black dark enough skinned to like that….it is funny cuz it is Ashley Tisdale’s birthday and Ashley Tisdale was a loser left out of the Springbreakers and now she’s having a party and trying to make everyone like her and fit in and that’s fun to laugh at cuz Ashley Tisdale is a failure and I love failures…
No everyone, say goodbye to Selena Gomez’s young teen body…
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2012
03
Jul
The highlight of Tulisa Contostavlos’ career was when she leaked a video of her giving a pretty good blowjob by my standards of blowjob cuz I am one of the assholes who gives girls a false sense of blow job skills cuz I feel all blowjobs are good, even when teeth are scraping, because it means my dick is in a mouth…..
I guess to her the highlight of her career wasn’t sucking dick like the fat chick she is, you know pretending it was an ice cream cone, and probably was the day Simon Cowell hired her to be the new Cheryl Cole…despite not being remotely as hot….
But I think my version of her career highlight is more fun to watch….cuz fat chicks sucking dick are more fun than fat chicks in concert or on TV< unfortunately, you'll have to google the sex tape cuz her lawyers hunted me down....not that you'll want to after seeing these concert pics.
Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos
2012
03
Jul
I call Jennifer Lopez the new Madonna and not in a good way, or as a compliment, or in a way to say 50 year olds really have it going on and can real longivity in their popstar careers….but in a let it the fuck go, give it the fuck up kinda way….
Jennifer Lopez is not an “artist”….who’s craft is writing lyrics to songs that come from the soul. You know like an old bluesman in a bar in Chicago or really anyone making real music for their lives…
She is a cookie cutter poptart who makes shitty pop music that could be performed by a hotter fucking version of her, and could be performed by a hotter younger version of her, making her as much money as she already makes by creating a new popstar….but she’s an ego and wants all the fucking glory….and that is an unfortunate series of events…
Let it the fuck go…..you’re not sexy….this is disturbing….
Posted in:Jennifer Lopez
2012
03
Jul
I have been getting so much hate mail the last 2 days and it is amazing. It feels like it is 2007 all over again and I’m back to being less irrelevant but still irrelevant but not irrelevant enough for hot girls to want to hang with me, evne though I suck at life and am pretty hurting on all fronts…
Here are some links….
This Robot is Playing Rock Paper Scissors WTF – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest American Wives and Girlfriends
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You Know What? I Hate the Kardashian’s But I Think I Kinda Like Bruce Jenner
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Destructive Marathon – VIDEO
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Katy Perry’s Breasts Go Down Under
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Celebrate America’s Birthday with an “Assassin’s Creed III” Independence Day Trailer
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Day Better (NSFW)
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Getting Herself Off…With a Carrot – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
02
Jul
It is the long weekend here – I’ve spent the day drinking and trying to bang patriotic Canadians in bikini tops…it has been a disaster if you consider staring a bitches in a bikini is a fail….and only focus on actually ejaculating, in, on or in the vacinity of them success….you see some people gotta hate that the future is here, others are good with it….I say just go with it….
Here are the stepLINKS
Mila Kunis Is Having Sex With Ashton Kutcher, It’s Time To Accept That Reality – PHOTOPROOF
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The Eyes Of Scientology Are Watching Katie Holmes (UPDATE)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Gallery: The 50 Hottest Women In Comic Book Movies
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Hottest Podium Girls at the Tour De France
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Kelly Rowland Shows Off Some Fake Tit
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Kelly Brook Is Impressed With Her Big Tits
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Katy Perry is the Worst But She’s Got Tits
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Giuliani Rancic Does Not Deserve To Have A Kid. Heres Why…
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Emma Stone Hot in Vogue
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Robot Wins Rock Paper Scissors
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Say Hello to the Big Breasted Bandit – VIDEO (Site NSFW)
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Caro is Stripping Down (NSFW)
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David Arquette Got a Big Ass Wonder Woman Tattoo. ike, HUGE
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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Chubby Girl Gets Naughty With a Vibrator (NSFW)
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The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV
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Yurizan Beltran Gets Naughty While She’s Alone (NSFW)
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Aubrey O’Day Pokies in Leather
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AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN ASIAN HORSE MASK PARTY! (Site NSFW)
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Chelsee Healey Shaved Upskirt with NO Panties (NSFW)
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BET Awards 2012: 11 Best (and Worst) Moments
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Jennifer Lopez is in Another WTF Photo of the Day
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Misty Roads is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Marizza is Totally on Display (NSFW)
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Did You Know They Were Models First? Stars Who Used Their Looks To Break Into The Biz (Part. 2!)
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We Hello Self Shot Hottie (NSFW)
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Oiled Up Lesbians (NSFW)
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SCOTLAND WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUT PORN
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I Love Sluts in Rompers!
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Jennifer Lawrence Catwalks Thru LAX Leaving For Paris Fashion Week
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Busty Slut on a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Ashley Greene Is A Cosmo Girl
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Miranda Kerr Braless Nipples Around New York
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What Would You Do With These Tits If You Had Them In Your Hand
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Kelly Clarkson Shouldn’t Do Magazines…
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Ace of Basses
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Katy Perry Keeps A Cum Rag Between Her Tits
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Some Yoyo Master
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Kristen Stewart Shouldn’t Do Ad Campaigns – Ever
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Window Cleaner Compilation
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Say Hello to the Big Breasted Bandit – VIDEO (Site NSFW)
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Caro is Stripping Down (NSFW)
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David Arquette Got a Big Ass Wonder Woman Tattoo. ike, HUGE
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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Chubby Girl Gets Naughty With a Vibrator (NSFW)
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The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV
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Yurizan Beltran Gets Naughty While She’s Alone (NSFW)
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Aubrey O’Day Pokies in Leather
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AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN ASIAN HORSE MASK PARTY! (Site NSFW)
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Chelsee Healey Shaved Upskirt with NO Panties (NSFW)
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BET Awards 2012: 11 Best (and Worst) Moments
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Jennifer Lopez is in Another WTF Photo of the Day
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Misty Roads is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Marizza is Totally on Display (NSFW)
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Did You Know They Were Models First? Stars Who Used Their Looks To Break Into The Biz (Part. 2!)
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We Hello Self Shot Hottie (NSFW)
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Oiled Up Lesbians (NSFW)
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SCOTLAND WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUT PORN
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I Love Sluts in Rompers!
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Jennifer Lawrence Catwalks Thru LAX Leaving For Paris Fashion Week
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Busty Slut on a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Ashley Greene Is A Cosmo Girl
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Candice Swanepoel Hot in Vogue Nippon
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Joanna Page Filming a Sex Scene
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Amanda Seyfried in Short Shorts
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Natalie Portman in Shitty Gym Clothes
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Blake Lively’s Got Some Tits
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Katy Perry Has Some Side Boob
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Kat Dennings is Gross
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Stacy Keibler is Fit
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Nicki Minaj is Fat
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Kelly Brook’s Got Hot Tits
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Emma Watson No Make-Up
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Monster Fucking Curves
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Dancing Boobs
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Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars
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Internet’s Got SLUTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
02
Jul
Micaela Schaefer is pretty amazing, not in a talented, interesting or original way….strictly in a self promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a glamour model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to toplessness, publicity stunts, that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, all it takes is tits…
These are some pics from her topless calendar, that I can only assume she’s producing herself, and that is like every topless, implant titty photoshoot before it….all low level stripper quality and shit…and I am into it….
Posted in:Micaela Schaefer|NSFW|Photos
2012
02
Jul
Ashley Greene irritates me….I have no real reason to be irritated by her…I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen a move she’s been in, I don’t really get up on all her self-promoting bullshit, I just know she was in Twilight to reach a young fanbase…..then she started dating a Jonas brother, despite his virginity marketing spin, and a chick who pretends to be a virgin is the kinda shit I’m just not into….especially when it isn’t for in bedroom role playing, you know playing “naughty student punished by gym teacher” games….but instead for the media….it is just not authentic…and I am all about popstar, teen dream trash being authentic when they are playing the part…you know own the fact you’re a coked up slut, instead of years later when they don’t matter, are forgotten and dying of drug overdoses cuz they are really just tormented souls….
You get what I am saying, and that is that she’s bullshit, a money making pawn, but she’s looking good in Esquire, and they cant’ take that away from her….
Who cares. Here are the pics.
Posted in:Ashley Greene|Photos
