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2012

10

Jul

Kate Upton GQ Outtakes of the Day

GQ released some new Kate Upton pics from their hot photoshoot they did with her because GQ is milking the smartest move they’ve made in years, by getting Kate Upton to shoot in a wet t-shirt, risking their advertisers pulling cuz in America, nipples are bad, at least when on my site, in a time when print magazines are going bankrupt, but more importantly in a time when Kate Upton has a very small window of opportunity, and is at her peak but doesn’t know it, cuz she’s a fat chick in training cuz the rest of her body will catche up to her huge sloppy tits….they in a wet t-shirt like this was some college spring break party…..when guys everywhere are obsessed….It was well played and the goods continue….even if they aren’t as good since they lack nipple and really what’s a tit without nipple….

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2012

10

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless in Page 3 From 2008 – 2011 of the Day

The thing I like about these UK Glamour Models is that they aren’t all that hot, you know their faces are whatever, but their tits are spectacular and they have no problem showing them off, cuz they are finally getting the male attention they always wanted and felt they deserved….

The other thing I like about these UK Glamour Models, other than being topless, is that their fans are fucking weird, and do things like compile catalogs of their topless work that I can rip off and share with you, because you are probably one of those people who is into this kind of nerd pervert virgin shit…and I am the kind of person who likes stealing other people’s hard work cuz I’d never complile archives of this kind of bullshit…..

3 Years of Titty Pics that could have all been shot in one day…seems like a waste of money that they spread this out…but here are the titty pics anyway…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

10

Jul

Alice Baton Titties for Io Donna. Magazine of the Day

Alice Baton is a model making a name for herself by getting topless for obscure magazines….I’ve never heard of her or the magazine she’s in, but I have seen her tits and I only care about the tits, especially when they are being shown off by the girls so eager to make it in the pretentious bullshit fashion world cuz if they do make it, it is easy living…and all they had to do was take off their shirt…like a stripper, with the comfort of knowing she’s not a stripper, cuz she only gets topless in photoshoosts, and not for 10 dollars a song, but I think it is the same fucking thing…and that’s why I like Alice Baton enough to visualize her being sodomized by a baton….like it was a college team sport hazing….

Either way, here’s the hot fitness shoot.

Posted in:Alice Baton|NSFW|Photos

2012

10

Jul

Scarlett Johansson’s Sloppy in a Bikini on a Yacht in Italy of the Day



Scarlett Johansson is an overrated sloppy mess of a celebrity who should not be lying on a yacht in a bikini, although if she was gonna be in any position in a bikini it might as well be lying down, so we don’t have to see her gut hang over her bikini bottoms, but can pretend her sucking in is actual fitness…..but she should be at the fucking gym, wrapped in sara wrap, tryng to sweat off her cellulite ridden body….

I mean, she’s done, a divorcee in her 30s who peaked long ago and should have never got the attention she got, I don’t even know why we bother acknowledging that she exists….even when in a bikini.


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2012

10

Jul

Jessica Alba Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day


I woke up and turned on my instagram cuz I am only following hot girls who seem to post all kinds of bikini pics of themselves in a way that would make me wonder if they ever sleep or if they are in perpetual sun in a bikini, if I wasn’t too busy masturbating to their pics….and these Alba shots of her being a drunk in a bikini dropped that I decided to comment saying

I can see your boner….no wait that’s mine

To which she responded by blocking me.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

10

Jul

Geri Halliwell for Next Beachwear Collection of the Day

Someone’s a little old to be modeling lingerie….I get it we all have to make a dollar – but seriously….she’s a fucking Spice Girl, she’s probably sitting on a mountain of cash that probably comes in monthly, because they were he biggest thing for 2 years, and that’s all they really needed….Maybe modeling in bikinis is a childhood dream she has yet to live, cuz when she was bikini model age she was too busy being a stripper or maybe the money was too good, either way, thank god for photoshop.

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2012

10

Jul

Shenae Grimes Shitty Upskirt on Set of the Day

I’ve met Shenae Grimes before and the funny thing was it was when she was at her peak and the 90210 thing was getting press before everyone realizeed what a horrible idea it was to bring back such a horrible thing…and I had no idea who she fucking was….that is her star power, the girl who managed to get on TV and no one fucking noticed….so now she’s panty flashing some panties that look like flesh colored bike shorts…you know the sexiest kind…hoping people will care…I appreciate this hustle….


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Posted in:Shenae Grimes

2012

10

Jul

Rihanna’s Got Some Underboob in Concert of the Day

The good thing about Rihanna is that her fan base is 12 years old. You know the perfect age to be totally destroyed by pop culture in a way that could lead to girls wearing shirts like this to their first day of school. Mold them into little whores when you can Rihanna…I’ll be thanking you in 6 years for your impact while you’re dying of a drug overdose somewhere…..


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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

10

Jul

Tara Reid in her Bikini in St Tropez of the Day

Tara Reid is a Goddess….sure a Goddess of spring break backwash filled with vomit and STDs who you wouldn’t want to touch even if she lost her wallet and plane ticket home and needed a place to stay and was willing to exhcange her body unless you were me and into that kind of desparation…but at least she’s not fat…and more importantly at least she’s alive…there’s been some hard living had by her…and still rocks a bikini better than most 40 year olds…I am into it


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2012

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I only realized now, that if I actually did stuff, I would probably have a bigger following. You know, if I attended exclusive events, rocked out with famous people, or even if I got drunk and documented me trying to bang college girls, but instead I get drunk alone, where is the fun in that for the people, if anything it is depressing…I should step it up, but I don’t relaly feel like it, so here are some links, while I debate getting off the couch. I believe the couch is gonna win this battle….

Rally Cross Jump Gone Wrong
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Hottest Female Athletes from Each Sport: 2012 Edition
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Meanwhile in Russia
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Scarlett Johansson In A Bikini, Has A New Boyfriend
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30 Pictures of Sexy Singers in Bikinis
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Free Cam Shows, for Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Hello Denise Vasi – GALLERY
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Latina and a Dildo – VIDEO (NSFW)
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