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2012

05

Jul

Alyssa Campanella Miss USA 2011 Showing Nipple of the Day

Alyssa Campanella was Miss USA 2011, I’ve never heard of her because Pageants annoy me, even though I appreciate the comedy of the whole thing, you know the process a girl must go through to get into this world, what kind of girl looks into the mirror and says to herself “I am going to be Miss America”….but it happened to this chick….and since that glorious day, she has decided to post some pics of herself in some photoshoot, showing half a nipple, but more interestingly, her natural red hair, reminding me, and maybe even mocking me about the fact that I’ve never banged a redhead, but have always wanted to…I mean have always wanted to the last couple of years, when I had a chance back in High School I was scared of them….But I remember – dreams do come true sometimes….that brings me hope to carry on.

Posted in:Alyssa Campanella|NSFW

2012

05

Jul

The Jenner Sisters Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

So the Jenner sisters in all their hot, young, underage, not contaminated with Armenian DNA glory posted some pictures of their hot, young, underage bodies in bikinis, that have since been taken down….and that were unfortunately contaminated by a picture of the uterus, or mothership, source to the demons that are the Kardashians, but luckily they blurred out her vile mom stomach….cuz she’s bad enough as a human without showing off a mom of 10 drones designed to take over pop culture gunt…and as much as I hate all things Kardashian, at least 2 out of the 10 are good to look at…

So the Jenner sisters in all their hot, young, underage, not contaminated with Armenian DNA glory posted some pictures of their hot, young, underage bodies in bikinis, that have since been taken down….and that were unfortunately contaminated by a picture of the uterus, or mothership, their source and the source of the demons that are the Kardashians, but luckily they blurred out her vile mom stomach….cuz she’s bad enough as a human, if she is even a human, without showing off a mom of 10 pieces of shit designed to take over pop culture gunt…and as much as I hate all things Kardashian, at least 2 out of the 10 are good to look at…

The second set of pics are from a photoshoot for their bikini line, cuz they are the last hope for the Kardashians to hang on to what they got….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner

2012

05

Jul

Maryna Linchuk in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret may have some of the most boring shoots around….and I say that well aware of the fact that the girls in the shoots are half naked….but they do manage to find and recruit and lock in some of the best looking women around…like some sort of secret society of hot pussy, in an international hot pussy trading ring, I guess called modeling..

This one is Maryna Linchuk she’s Belarusian….

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2012

05

Jul

Miley Cyrus Hick Brat Cleavage for the USA of the Day

This just in, it was July 4th yesterday….and Miley was up on that news so fast it was like she was at a pig roast at the county fair before setting off the fireworks….unfortunately, she’s just a spoiled brat, rich, annoying, garbage human so far off of the American way, that she is actually mocking America to the entire world as a false idol, misrepresenting what you stand for…. ….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is Rumored to Be Banging James Deen of the Day


There is a rumor going around that Lindsay Lohan is fucking some pornstar naked James Deen, and not because she’s playing Elizabeth Taylor and trying to really just compile and surround herself by 1950s hollywood impersonators, but because she’s a fucking pervert slut who likes getting her vagina filled by anything from Sam Ronson’s dick, to pornstar fists….

The inside scoop is that he’s not actually banging her, and that this is just one more for the pornstars are cleaner than club girl party sluts, cuz pornstars are a tight knit community who fuck each other and get tested, while party sluts are just herped up disasters….in a pornstars are too scared to get tainted by whatever bug Lohan is carrying, it could ruin there careers and fuckin’ her spoiled brat ass isn’t worth the risk…

To have genitals feared by pornstars is pretty legendary…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

05

Jul

Aubrey O’Day’s Thickness and Fake Tits for July 4th of the Day

I get that Aubrey O’Day has to love herself, she has to think she’s great, she has to shut out the haters and be borderline insane, telling herself she’s the best out there, a talent, hot, amazing, spectacular, the next big thing, and not just a big thing….because if she didn’t do that, she might as well just kill herself…fat with no purpose….but instead she owns it and I guess it’s like seeing the obese girl at the high school cheerleading practice, she doesn’t know she’s obese, she doesn’t let her stop it, she just brings it…and I guess that makes O’Day an inspiration to us all….

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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2012

05

Jul

Katerina Jursikova Naked for Drehmoment Magazine of the Day

Katerina Jursikova is a model who gets naked for photoshoots in magazines that I have never heard of, and sure I am not a fashionista, hanging with top models at fashion week events, so why the fuck would I have heard of this magazine, but I guess what I am trying to say is that even if it is some fringe shit, for only the most fashionable, that’s even less reason for a bitch to get naked for it….but she got naked for it and I am glad she did cuz she’s pretty fucking hot….straight from the Czech Republic, trying to make a name fo herself, signed to some big agencies, but needing the exposure to really bring it….and that makes her a hero to us all….

Posted in:Katerina Jursikova|NSFW

2012

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Welcome back suckers….

I hope you are as happy July 4th is now the 5th so that all the bikini pool party pics posted on facebook can finally stop…I hate looking at hot chicks on my facebook drunk and having a great time half naked with American flags….

I think I’m in a depression….a Post July 4th depression…..and I’m no even American, I just creep on Americans…

Here are some links…

This Stuntman Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Beautiful Athlete Daughters in Sports
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Lindsay Lohan is Back to Being a Hot Ginge
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You Had Me At Tobey Maguire’s Not In It:
A Review Of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’
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Epic Fails…With SPARKS – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest American Women
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Thursday (NSFW)
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Dude Leaks a Video of His Girlfriend (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

This July 4th, Independence Day, bullshit is getting old. I’m tired of the status updates, the intagram pics, the tweets and the text messages, the lame stripper bitches in themed phtooshoots..July 4th is old news, it is played out, it is all about the future motherfuckers….July 5th is the new…it is the now…get with the times, stop living in the past, you patriotic cunts….who are probably too full on BBQ and Beer to read this….but here are some links anyway, you typical, obvious, drone….

Jennifer Nicole’s Bikini Says Happy Fourth of July
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Awesome Driving Skills in a Race Car
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Rose Byrne for Flare
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Best Patriotic Images in Sports History
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This Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes Thing is Getting Fucking Messy
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Angry Woman Versus Cyclist – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 15 Best “Amazing Spider-Man” Covers Of All Time
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WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAELA SCHAEFER WEARING?!
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Katy Perry Had a Premiere or Something
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Alexis Has one SWEET Ass (NSFW)
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Rita is Oiled Up in a Sexy Bathing Suit (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better (NSFW)
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Cobra Snakes Are Magical Fiery Turd Fireworks and They Are AWESOME! – VIDEO
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This Amateur Has Some Fun With Sex Toys – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Best Moments in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest History
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I Love a Hypnotic BOOBS Gif (NSFW)
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Ana Beatriz Barros See Through on the Catwalk (NSFW)
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Gotta Love the Ass Grabbing Sluts (NSFW)
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Melanie Sykes Pure White Panty Upskirt Entering a Taxi (NSFW)
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Lana Del Rey is Fucking Dull
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Sylvie van der Vaart Says Happy Fourth of July
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And Here’s More Sexy GIFS (NSFW)
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Natasha and Kelly Get It On (NSFW)
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6-Year Old Rapper Albert “Booty Pop” Music Video [Video]
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She’s Stripping Down and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Teenie is One Love Brunette (NSFW)
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Conan O’Brien Launches “XXX” Site…Sort Of (NSFW)
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A Mini Dress on the Beach is Fine By Me
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A Bunch of Babes From Paris Fashion Week
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This Pizza Guy is One Lucky Dude – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Who Knew Nia Long Was Single All This Time, I’d Gladly Marry Her
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Hot Wheels Real Life Edition
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50 Hottest American Olympians
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Some Dancing Dogs
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Azealia Banks Covers Paper
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Miley Cyrus Gone Shopping
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Katy Perry Dumpy At Her Premiere
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Diane Kruger Boring
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Salma Hayek Hiding TIts
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Milla Jovovich for Chanel
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Nicola McLean has Huge Tits
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Kirsten Dunst in a Tank TOp
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Dakota Fanning on Set
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Trying to Look Up Keira Knightley’s Skirt
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Katharine McPhee Holding a Mic Like a Cock
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Shitty Swimwear Shoot
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Kelly Brook is Dressed for Prom
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass in Jeans
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Arianny Celeste Bikini
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Jennifer Lopez Fat Ass in a Bikini
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Nicola Roberts and Kimberly Walsh Bikini Candids
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Helen Flanagan Hot in a White Bikini
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Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale in Maxim
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Independence Day Porn
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Random Hot Porno Videos
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Internet’s Got SLUTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

04

Jul

Mel B in a British Flag Bikini for Independence Day of the Day

What better way to celebrate America’s Independence from England by rocking a British flag bikini, like her fucking career didn’t rely heavily on America, and her fortune wasn’t because America bought into her UK pop act, and like she doesn’t own property in America, or let American iconic comedians knock her up even though they deny it….

Blatently choosing sides, shwoing who she is loyal to, who her heart is with…true to her native land….without remembering the hard fact that America won, and she’s on the losing side…..but I guess you could have come to that conclusion based on her mom body….

Oh wait that’s an Australian flag….whatever…this isn’t a geography class people…it is a mom in a bikini…..


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Posted in:Mel B