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2012

18

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Sarah Hyland always looks 12 even though she’s 22. I’m thinking she got up on that Disney hormone therapy they feed young starlets so that they stay young, Project Peter Pan….which is in the office next to Project make the young girl who really wants to live out her dream suck our executive dicks but only after she contractually signs off on it so that we can’t be arrested for being sex offenders….they have it all figured out…those billion dollar corporations celebrating 100 years in the PEDO game…

Either way Sarah Hyland is in her one-piece and it is alright….cuz she is 22 playing out a 12 year old body…

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2012

18

Jul

Georgina Wilson in Esquire Philippines July 2012 of the Day

Georgina Wilson is a totally irrelevant person because she is a celebrity in the Philippines…..and she was in Esquire Philippines, a totally irrelevant magazine, unless you’re a cleaning lady who happens to speak english…a limited market to be into…

But I thought she was hot, so I looked her up, and what I found about her made me laugh:

Wilson attended High School in Assumption College Makati, the lowest mark she received was a 91. During her sophomore year, with soaring grades of 95 or 96 in Math, she was transferred to the Math Enrichment Program

Who the fuck cares about someone’s high school marks in promoting themselves as slutty models….I guess Filipinos do….

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2012

18

Jul

Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Bikinia of the Day

This Springbreakers movie is kinda ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the fact that I know it exists….because I am a grown man, and knowing the whereabouts and doings Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and some other girl with fake tits is pretty pathetic…but knowing the name and plotline of a movie just filmed is even worse…but the reality is that they sucked me in with young girls in bikinis and the marketing team continues to release these pics to keep it in our minds that these sluts will be in a movie, in bikinis…and I guess I’ll be there opening night…cuz I’ve loved every single one of these bikini pics….not so much because of the girls in the pics but because of the bikinis on the girls….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|Vanessa Hudgens

2012

18

Jul

Rianne ten Haken Hot in Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Rianne ten Haken is a Dutch model…and like all other Dutch models, sounds like an idiot when speaking, because Dutch is some clown sounding shit, not that her speaking should really be a concern of yours because the chances you will ever hear her speak are about as likely as the chances you’ve ever heard of her….

She’s 25, she’s in Harper’s Bazaar UK, she’s hot, and that’s all that matters….more girls need to be up on this lookin’ like models kick…

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2012

18

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Buying Fans cuz She’s Fat of the Day

I don’t know if this video is technically of Aubrey O’Day buying fans, because she makes some dude she’s hanging with, who is probably rich and black or white and into fat chicks who banged diddy, finance the money she give a homeless guy….you know in typical whore behavior, making idiot dudes step up by putting them on the spot, because she’s a fucking master manipulator, otherwise at her size, she’d be working McDonalds and not getting treated like she’s relevant on any level other than to a restaurant owner inviting her in…..

Aubrey O’Day plays it well, like she doesn’t acknowledge her weight issues…she’s on this kick that she’s the next Coco cuz she knows if she admits to being fat, others will catch on, while if she pretends to have a body, people will embrace it and love her for it, and the whole thing is nuts but luckily…it really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of life.

Here’s the video

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2012

18

Jul

Katarina Ivanovska in her Bikini for H&M of the Day

Katarina Ivanovska is a 23 year old model from Macedonia and she’s pretty fucking spectacular, so spectacular that she’s recently signed a contract to be in Victoria’s Secret ads, because when you’re from Macedonia, wherever the fuck that is, you will work for fucking free and half naked to get work Visas and a stamp of approval that will get you billionaire boyfriends/husbands because she’ll be running in the right circles…..being an international model from other countries booked by big companies like H&M and Victoria’s Secret is the fucking meal ticket that gets them out of the sex trade, but into the half naked fashion trade….and here she is for H&M.

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2012

18

Jul

Nicole Kidman’s Sex Scene in Hemingway & Gellhorn of the Day

Nicole Kidman, who I like to refer to as the original Tom Cruise escapee, because I guess her contract was up, but based on her face and all the work she’s had done to it, her mind never fully recovered from the Scientology and fronting that her man wasn’t a homo, despite all their adopted kids, is in Hemingway & Gellhorn and she fucks in it, and this is the clip, that I didn’t watch, because I’ve seen Nicole Kidman naked at her prime, and even that wasn’t all that awesome, so I can only assume, this is not that awesome either, but I’ll post it anyway like it was my job, even though I don’t have a job…..

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|NSFW

2012

18

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I get so much hate for endorsing eating disorders and even encouraging eating disorders when really I am just endorsing a fit, hot body…

You see, America is obese, America eats too much and doing a little fasting and cutting down calories and cake would do you some fucking good….

But these pig girls get all defensive and think eating some fucking lettuce and carrots and fish for a fucking change for a couple of months making them drop 50 fucking pounds that they shouldn’t even have available to drop is giving them bad advice and giving them negative body images….

The reality is that if you are fat, you should have a negative body image and if I don’t tell you heart disease and diabetes will.

You’re all a bunch of fucking pussies, fighting society even though society is the one telling you to love your size 16….because society wants you to buy their products, from processed foods, to elastic band pants to the new fad in weight loss products, to healthcare costs because fat people are a multi billion dollar industry…they want you fat….

I’m just trying to help you get some perspective. Starve yourself.

Here are some morning links….

Piranha Scissors
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Ventriloquism Done Rightsd – VIDEO
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Women’s MMA Fight Ends Quickly with 5-Second Knockout Punch
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Lady Gaga Ridiculousness of the Day
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Kelly Brooke’s Breasty Bike Ride
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Man Lifts 538 Pounds – VIDEO
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10 Directors Who Have Never Made A Bad Movie
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Wednesday (NSFW)
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3 Sexy Friends On Video (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Dark Knight GIFs
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Valeria is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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God Bless America Note Fail
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2012

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am hanging out with one of my stepdaughters tonight. I am going to make her suck my dick like she used to. It is going to be glorious. Don’t worry she’s over 18. Not that you worried. I know my dick getting sucked isn’t important to you. But it is importan to me and it is not even cheating since she shares 50 percent of her DNA with my horrible wife….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Elle Macpherson Ass in Bikini
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The 50 Coolest Batman Gadgets
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Demi Moore’s Daughters Want To Take A Restraining Order Out Against Her Ass
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Emma Stone Boring in Vogue
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Paulina Gretzky Best Bikini Pics Ever
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This is What Snake Venom Does to Blood
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Alexis Bellino And Her Big Fake Titties. Nothing Real About This Chick
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Alessandra Ambrosio Can Play With My Balls
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More Elle Macpherson Bikini Hotness
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More of Rihanna on a Yacht
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Aretha Franklin Shut Kathy Gifford the Fuck Down
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Nude Beach Babes Get It On (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Heat Things Up Even More Than They Already Are Today (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Rachael Taylor
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Chubby Slut and a Pink Toy (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Paulina Gretzky’s Greatest Bikini Pics Ever
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Holly Peers Sexy Summer Videos (NSFW)
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Aubrey O’Day Almost Pussy Flash (SEMI NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Miranda Kerr Street Walking Pokies
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Stupid Dress or Not, I Love Marion Cotillard
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Some Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Lindsay was lying about her brakes? You don’t say . . .
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Redhead, Brunette and a Blondie in a Threesome (NSFW)
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Dirty Girl Loves a Deep Dildoing (NSFW)
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21 Jump Street!: 16-Year Old Ohio Student-Drug Kingpin Popped Running $20,000 A Week Empire! [Video]
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Joanna Krupa Big Tits at the Airport
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Coolest Firework Ever
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50 Prettiest Faces in Sports
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Lady Gaga Nude Perfume Ad
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You’re Gonna Want a Piece of this Hottie (NSFW)
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Roxanne and Jamie Get It On (NSFW)
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Russian Hidden Camera Pranks Dudes With Some Flashing (NSFW)
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This Hottie is Leggy in a Denim Dress
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And Now, The Stewardess of My Dreams (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Titties In Tight Spandex
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Miranda Kerr No Bra And Form Fitting Nipples
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Nicole Scherzinger Being Hot
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50 Biggest Lies in Sports
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Parking Gate Fail
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Elle Macpherson Hot in a White Bikini
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Pink Martini Hard Nipples
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Leighton Meester Boring in Lucky Mag
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Whitney Port Living a Better Life than Us
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Katy Perry Sucks in Vogue Italy
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Fergie Posing
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Zoe Kravitz Showing Off Some Tit
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Miranda Kerr Has a Hot Ass
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Avril Lavigne Posing like a Suburban Mall Kid
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Isabel Lucas Pink Tacos
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Pam Anderson Hep Thighs
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Helena Bonham Carter Hot Photoshoot
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Marion Cotillard at an Event
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Kate Beckinsale – Allure August 2012
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Maria Menounos Bikini Pics
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Kim Kardashian – Fat Ass in a Tight Skirt
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Chanelle Hayes Topless For Nuts
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Vanessa Hudgens White Skirt
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Rosie Jones Page 360
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Kelly Brook’s Topless on the Beach
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Another Kelly Brook’s Topless on the Beach
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Slut Sex Near Highway
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Girl on Steps Upskirt
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Random Porn VIdeos
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Choking a Bitch Out POrn is My Favorite
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Free Naked Girls Are The Basis of the Interner….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Jul

Mila Kunis Shitty for Interview of the Day

Mila Kunis, the most loved girl in Hollywood, even though she is cute at best, in what I can only assume is that jewish people run Hollywood, and like to endorse hot jewish girls, because jewish guys, who are paying for movie tickets and DVD collections, like jewish girls who are hot…..because they are usually forced to marry that way, and this brings them hope….while loyal fan boys are also seduced by her, for the simple fact that she’s in a movie and not ugly….and you can pretend one day when you become a billionaire, or inherit your Grandfather’s millions, you’ll get her to marry you…..until remembering she’s with Ashton Kutcher….he’s fucking the girl you think is your girl even though it is all fantasy and she will never talk to you even if you happen to be at the table next to her or even the seat next to her on a flight, but your overbearing mother gave you hope that you could have anything you want…reality hasn’t set in….

This is a shoot for Interview magazine, and who really cares about what she’s gotta say, Interview Magazine, I really just wanna see her naked….to guage how meaty her vagina is….and to take her to the next level of celebrity bitch I want to jerk off to….and this photoshoot doesn’t really cut it, but it does show some upper thing which is enough for the religis to cum themselves too…

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