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2012

17

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Spy Bikini Pics of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is the fucking worst…she’s got the face of an accident victim….she’s got the career that is pretty non existent even if her fans are loyal….she’s got the social skills of the loser trying to hang with the cool kids….she was neglected from the movie the Spring Breakers and has since decided to step up her bullshit by throwing parties, tipping off the paparazzi, posting bikini bics for people to talk about….pulling all stops…doing all the tricks she can….but what it comes down to is that she’s still got a face of an accident victim…but on the flipside…she’s got a body I’d totally fuck….and a bank account that would lead to ignoring said face and plotting how to K-Fed her….

I didn’t post the bikini pic, cuz the paparazzi hate me, but you can follow the link to see them….

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2012

17

Jul

Lady Gaga Naked in Perfume Ad of the Day

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Lady Gaga released a perfume that I assume is gay friendly because she’s gay friendly, like the fucking Mr Rogers of faggots, you know all generic, obviously marketed aggressively to them, clearly a product of deep marketing research, knowing that when you are a gay teen you need some loud icon to attach yourself to, and that when you do all your fat girlfriends who wish you weren’t gay attach themselves to it, making her concert a who’s who of who? All those weird kids from the drama club? Who wants to participate in that shit…..well the answer is a perfume company, who continue her shitty antics in the merchandising of this shit….reminding us all that she’s the fucking devil, but more importantly that the only time she should be naked is when taking a fucking shower behind closed doors…She is the worst….

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2012

17

Jul

Demi Lovato Too Fat For Shape August 2012 of the Day

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Demi Lovato is fat, so I don’t know what the fuck she is doing on the cover of Shape magazine, unless of course Shape magazine is catering to the needs of America like an Airline company and movie theater widening their seats, you know putting bitches who aren’t in shape, but who are round and doughy in shape, because they pretend to be bipolar and bipolar bitches can eat whatever the fuck they want, cuz they have a valid fucking excuse, or some shit….or maybe the people considered in Shape in America are just fat chicks, but I’m thinking they figure it’ll see some fucking issues, even if they have to airbrush some abs on her slob ass stomach….and for those of you who don’t know what an Ass Stomach is, it’s a stomach so fat you can fuck it…

Here are the pics…

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2012

17

Jul

Chanelle Hayes Nude in Nuts of the Day

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Chanelle Hayes is some useless Big Brother UK contestent, who went on to become a Glamor Model and according her her WIKIPEDIA, a business woman, who I assume is in the business of showing off her saggy mom tits in photoshoots for lad mags, which makes sense becasue that’s what fucking whores do….I mean along with getting knocked up on purpose by famous Footballers (soccer players), 3 months after heated break-up that led to her trying to kill herself, that baby making vagina doubles as a fucking trap, maybe that it why these pics have some wierd light flare coming from her mom pussy, that I assumed was special effects, that I now think may just be natural….

Either way, here are her crazy, drama filled mom saggers…that remind me of a bitch I used to know, who was in the park this morning with her baby, cockteasing with her cleavage, only to get mad at me when I asked when Feeding time was….whores are all the fucking same…..

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2012

17

Jul

Jenny McCarthy Poolside Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’ know when these Jennny McCarthy bikini pics were taken, but I do know that are all part of her relaunch that included a HER AUTISTIC BABY MAKING BUSH IN PLAYBOY …and now some staged photos that I assume she’s into cuz other 45 year old moms don’t look like her, but that I would rather see girls the same age as her fake her tits pulling off….but she is in a bikini and sometimes/ pretty much all the time, that’s all I need to ignore desperate attempts to make one more attempt at making some fucking money….before she’s forced into retirement….something that I would debate should have happened by now…with force if needed, but these celebs, even low level and garbage get away with whatever the fuck they want….assholes.

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2012

17

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Naked For GQ Germany August 2012 of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely ignores me on Instagram, I assume it is cuz I am not a bald millionaire with muscles who can help her propel her career that is pretty much not that active in acting, but luckily that she can take back to modeling, and not just any modeling, nude, titties for Fashion modeling, cuz once a girl gets naked to launch her career, it is easy to get naked to try to maintain it or next level it and I am into that…

Here are her tits for GQ Germany….and they are lookin’ good.

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2012

17

Jul

Miley Cyrus Flashing Some Bra in Some Self Shots of the Day

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Miley Cyrus was pulling some teenage girl for Facebook, all duck faced showing bra, the way a teenager is supposed to act now that we live in this fast paced world with the internet, when back when I was a teen showing even bra strap would be humiliating for a girl as she got her period on her light colored pants for the first time…but now…teens are sluts and Miley propels that behavior to the next level and even though she’s legal, she might as well be 16 in these pics and I have no choice but to love her tight little body for it, while I could easily go without her muppet lookin’ face….

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2012

17

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Everyone in Barbados tells me that Rihanna was a teen prostitute who fucked tourists to get ahead and the only reason she is who she is, has to do with her fucking the right tourist back when she was 14….and I don’t know if it is truth or just bitterness cuz when she goes back to Barbados she treats the locals the way White people do, as staff…..and that offends them cuz she’s one of their own…but money and fame change people…but one thing stays the same…once a whore always a fucking whore…and here she is producing bikini pics….and soon she’ll be producing porn…she just has to burn through her money faster….

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2012

17

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Good Christian Implant for Twitter of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes only makes me laugh because she represents the flaw in big record companies and pop culture….

They take a good country girl in theory who fits the fucking bill, who is one with God and can be marketed as such, Christian, Wholesome, good country values, and you pump her up, make her famous, make her millions, make her marry a fag, produce some Christmas Albums…nurture the lie…only for her to break free in some spoiled, rich, cunt behavior, homewrecking, getting implants, exuding a love for sex, all things that aren’t Christian…..discounting all she’s done and all she’s represented….while retaining all her fans because they love her and as good Christians they must stick by her…and the whole thing is a fucking joke….a joke with fake tits in a bikini for twitter…

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2012

17

Jul

Octomom’s Stripper Pics of the Day

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Octomom pisses me off. Sure I am into single mothers who are forced to strip to support her kids, I just hate when they pretend they aren’t whores when they are doing it. You know she could have shot porn and made millions when Oprah was begging to interview her, but she thought being at the top would never end, but everything ends, especially when your claim to fame is having a clown circus of a vagina, because people lose interest and you have to pay bills, and I guess I should embrace that everything has come full circle, and she’s whoring out like she was destined to do, and get over my hatred for those few years she pretended she wasn’t a whores, cuz lets face it, old and scary and big vaginaed or not, bitch is getting naked for dollars….and I’d make it hail on this ho….with pennies…

Remember She’s Got a Sex Tape that I posted a preview of UNFORTUNATELY – and that you can watch by FOLLOWING THIS LINK

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