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2012

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had phone sex. It was a humiliating experience but it had to be done. It is a lost art form, along with the video store….people are just oo tech savvy, fast paced, to appreciate jerking off to a fat chick you don’t have to see so you can imagine her being someone you’d want to jerk off to. I’d feel shame but I have no soul….so recommend all of you bring back phone sex…it’s the new skype sex for uglies.

Here are some links….

Let’s Start Things Off with a Fail Compilation, Since We Are All Failing at Life Anyways
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The Most Epic Faceplants in Sports
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Get Your Lunch Today From the Mashed Potato and Gravy Machine. Wait, What?
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How To: Use a Piranha as Scissors
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And Now Marilyn Manson Wants A Baby. Why Not?
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The 25 Best Batman Comics Of All Time
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Free Cam Shows May Not Make Your Entire Day Better, But It May Help It Along (NSFW)
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Cute 19 Year Old Has Some Fun (NSFW)
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Charlie Sheen is Headed on a Charity Bender
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nikki Sims
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I like when girls write my website name across their tits – it doesn’ matter if they are hot or not – just as long as they are doing it – you see cuz fan signs are like blowobs – when they are happening to you – it’s hard to hate them – even if your rational side of the brain is telling you to…they just feel so good….and while I go try to find one – here are the stepLINKS….

Michael Lohan & Kate Major Finally Made The Baby They Can Milk For Press They’ve Always Wanted
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And Here’s Some Shots of Octomom Stripping
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50 Prettiest Faces in Sports
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Daytime Fireworks
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Elle Fanning Hot Enough Photoshoot
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Aida Yespica Demonstrates How She Can Eat Your Ass
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Aubrey O’Day And Her Sloppy Tits Make Me Want To Jerk Off
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Jason Kidd’s Mug Shot
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10 Batman Villains We Wish We’d Seen In A Christopher Nolan Movie
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Maria Menounos’ Tight Bikini Body
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Sage Stallone Was Dead For A Week Before He Was Found
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I’d Like to Be All Over Briana Banks
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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George Zimmerman Molested Girl for 10 Years, Says Witness
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What’s Better Than Getting 1 Girl Naked in Public? (NSFW)
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Olympic Hottie World Tour: Hottest Athletes from 25 Countries
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Bra-less Miley Cyrus on a Skateboard
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How About Some Naked Cliff Jumping (NSFW)
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India’s FIRST Playboy Centerfold – Sherlyn Chopra (NSFW)
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Ashley Greene, Just Because
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Mila Junis is Looking Hot For Interview Magazine
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Audrey Nicole is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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30 Second Demolition – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Pure Comedy: Kid Caught Stealing Cries Trying To Convince Clerk Not To Tell His Dad! [Video]
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I Love a Slut With Tanlines (NSFW)
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Lesbian Garden Fun (NSFW)
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Bree Olson’s New Music Single Hate-Fucks Me In The Ear
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Rosie Huntington Whitley in Short Shorts
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Ladies Who Attended Comic-Con 2012
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4 Lesbians On a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Amanda Seyfried’s Got a Hot Ass in Spandex
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Kelly Brook Has Some Cold Hard Nipple And Here They Are
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Maria Menounos Sweet Bikini Ass Crack
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Funniest Knockout
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Most Epic Faceplants
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Janet Jackson Looks Skinny
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Parkour Jump Fail
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Jessica Alba Wet Bikini Nipples
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Fuck Her Fuck her FUCK HER!
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MMA 5 Second Knockout Punch
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Kelly Brook Rides Bikes
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Kirsten Dunst is a Bridesmaid
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Izabel Goulart Showing Some Serious Leg
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Lauren Conrad’s Bikini Pics
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Adrianne Curry Offends Me
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Random Porn VIdeos
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Dick in a Bag
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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2012

16

Jul

Izabel Goulart Showing Some Serious Leg Skin of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a good Brazilian model….who doesn’t seem to mind showing off her body like some kind of exhibitionist because I guess since being fired from Victoria’s Secret…or possibly escaping their evil grip on her and her family that I assume the evil corporation has…she’s just been out partying and crying for attention hoping someone new comes along and hands her a meal ticket and like all models before her…It is safe to asssume it will be some billionaire who is down with ex models, who still get to walk the runway sometimes, and the only thing sad about all that is that I am not said model…

I put some photoshoot bikini pics up in the mix…cuz bikinis are better than one legged flashes….


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Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2012

16

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Pics of the Day

Maria Menounos was out in a bikini…which is some real amazing Maria Menounos news I am sure you are all dying to hear about because Maria Menounos is your most favorite low level celebrity who is co-host on a shitty fucking entertainment show with Mario Lopez, the motherfucker from Saved by the Bell, who has since made huge moves, like being on Dancing with the Stars, and now this shit that no one watches…

What I am trying to say is that I grasp the concept that we like seeing bitches in bikinis, whether on TV or just girls we know….and Maria Menounos uses that to her advantage, like she does with anal sex as a greek that she is, and I guess these are strategic moves I shouldn’t really hate on, but I do prefer WHEN HER BIKINI PICS INVOLVE MORE VAGINA FLASHES


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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2012

16

Jul

Jessica Alba’s in a Bikini of the Day

I realize that the pic I posted isn’t of Jessica Alba in a bikini, but bitch is on a boat in a tube top, looking like a castaway on Survivor, crossed with some Mexican looking bitch, cuz she’s Mexican, on a fucking boat, rocking some thin shoulders, but during this trip….Jessica Alba was out in a bikini and I don’t have the rights to post the pics but I can link to them….and that is what I am going to do….and really it is probably better for me to keep 30 plus moms in bikinis off the site…cuz that’s the kind of shit, even when it is starring Jessica Alba, that shouldn’t fucking happen….there comees a time in every shredded thanks to pregnancy vagina that it needs to assume the role of middle aged mother…and that time has come for Alba…even if she’s hotter than most bitches, she’s still only a fragment of what she was….but I guess she’s still Jessica ALba…maybe I am just made cuz she blocked me on Facebook and Twitter for no reason….other than my hateful yet hilarious comments.


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

16

Jul

Tulisa Contostavlos Fat Ass Bikini of the Day

Tulisa Contostavlos had a hilarious sex tape that you probably didn’t see because you don’t give a fuck about some fat nobody, but that I saw because celebrity sex tapes for attention is the whole reason this site exists….

My theory is that she was trying to put her fat ass on the map in America, where fat asses are embraced and appreciated because they are the norm, so much so tha her fat ass would probably be considered fit, even though anyone with eyes can tell she doesn’t believe in fitness….dumpy as shit….

The reality is that she sued her boyfriend for releasing it and won, even though the damage was done and I know how she sucks a black dick with passion, probably similar to the passion she has for a slice of Pizza, cuz black dick like dumpy white chicks….

For those who don’t know who she is but want to know, she’s some X-Factor judge, Cheryl Cole Replacement, Popstar who sucks from he UK who clearly likes to suck calories and not do squats…and she’s in a bikini…unfortunately….


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Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2012

16

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Everytime I see Julianne Hough I see a failed stripper….sure, everytime I see any girl fully clothed, with a career or dreams and ambition, I see a failed stripper….but I especially see it when the girl is a professionally trained dancer….who managed to make it…even though everyone in her life…including herself…would make jokes all those years like “if it doesn’t work out, I’ll become a stripper”….but it did work out and instead of whoring out to multiple men for 10 dollars a song, she’s whoring out for Ryan Seacrest for movie fucking deals…and the whole thing makes absolutely no real sense…because professionally trained dancers are everywhere, and probably more talented and hotter than this…but I guess some of us win lotteries…and others just stay in the fucking housing projects drinking Sizzzzzurp…..collecting welfare checks and food stamps to feed our multiple kids with multiple different people….if you know what I mean…

Julianne Hough wore a bikini…I am not allowed to post the pics, but I can post pics she posted of her feet and link to the bikini pics and that is what I am gonna do ….


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Posted in:Julianne Hough

2012

16

Jul

Melissa Stasiuk Titties for Fashion of the Day

Melissa Stasiuk is from Argentina. She’s with NEXT Modeling agency. She is virtually an unknown…making movies with famous photographers to secure her place in the world and in doing that she needs to get naked for fashion or really naked for her career…like a common whore only far more socially acceptable…and here are her tits….not that they are anything to get excited for, because even if she makes it as a top model, she’ll be consistently topless, so I guess this is just a preview of what’s to come….that if you are creative you can probably come to.

Posted in:Melissa Stasiuk|NSFW

2012

16

Jul

Hailey Baldwin More Relevant Than Stephen Baldwin in her 16 Year Old Bikini of the Day

For the most part celebrity kids are fucking annoying…except maybe Sage Stallone and Jet Travolta…you know cuz they are dead. What too soon?

They are all spoiled and damaged becasue their parents are damaged but they manage to land gigs because they are products of nepotism and end up making more money than you, and they don’t even need to make unless they are Hailey Baldwin and their dad is Stephen Baldwin…possibly still a millionaire….but pretty hurting across the board…

Pulled this from his wikipedia – you know since I don’t stay on top of Baldwin News….

Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials “HM” for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008. He never appeared on the show. He has since said that he regrets getting the tattoo.

Stephen and his wife, Kennya, defaulted on paying $824,488.36 on their mortgage. Baldwin’s home in Upper Grandview, (Rockland County) New York was being auctioned at the County Court House steps on June 12, 2009 after Bankers Trust Co. foreclosed on the home. Gannett News also reported that: “Additionally, county filings show the Baldwins owe National City Bank money for a separate mortgage and may owe tens of thousands in unpaid state and federal taxes on the property.”

He filed for a Chapter 11 bankruptcy petition in New York, on July 21, 2009, according to a court document that says he is millions in debt. He claimed he owes more than $2.3 million and owns a New York property valued at only $1.1 million. His wife, Kennya Baldwin, also is named in the document.

In December 2010, Baldwin filed a $3.8 million lawsuit against actor Kevin Costner over oil-separating technology that was used to help solve the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. In June 2012, a jury found in favor of Costner and awarded Baldwin no damages.

Forcing poor Hailey to go out there at 16…all skinny and in a bikini…. to make a name for herself because her dad tried and didn’t pull it off…but he did enough to land a hot wife…cuz girls are all opportunists…luckily she is half brazilian and that’s really what matters here….


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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin

2012

16

Jul

Kendall Jenner Skinny Teen Bikini of the Day

In a previous post on Kim Kardashian, I wrote :

…she needs to stop taking up valuable space [with her fat, disgusting, old, played out, miserable whore ass] that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

I guess, Kendall Jenner is the answer to that….because you might as well monetize off the replacement ass, by being in the same family and under the same ownership….you have the same stage mom and you cansubtly introduce her as the replacement, so that people warm up to her slowly, get used to her and realize a 16-20 year old, all caucasian, fit with her Olympian father’s genes, still a whore thanks to her mother’s genes, ass is a great improvement to the fat, Kim Kardashian ass that grazed the path before her….

It is safe to say Kris Jenner masterminded this shit…..cuz it is fucking textbook…and for some reason I’m not nearly as offended by this one.


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Posted in:Kendall Jenner