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2012

19

Jul

Miley Cyrus Got High and Took Pics of the Day

The last time I played dress up with a Unicorn Head….I was pretty fucked up….so it is safe to say that these pics of Miley running around her house playing with her expensive things…having the time of her life cuz she’s not allowed to leave her house…a prisoner in her fame and fortune….are a product of her being stir crazy, cabin fevered, filled with boredness that is only cured with pills or any drugs and Instagram….Sounds like a pretty good life to me….


Here Are some Awesome Pics of her in Some One Piece Braless and With Wedgie
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

19

Jul

Hot Hurdles Girl Michelle Jenneke’s Warm Up Dance of the Day

Every Australian girl I have ever met has been ridiculous, but luckily, every Australian girl I have ever met has also been really hot, making her ridiculousness amazing….You know all fun, drunk and ready to fuck despite looking like some sandy, tannned, model I want to impregnate amazing….

Here’s Michelle Jenneke, some Junior Hurdles runner, doing a hot, funny, warm up dance and fucking killin’ it with her atleticism…..

Good times…

Posted in:Videos

2012

19

Jul

Wishing This Roller Coaster would Malfunction and End the Lives of All on Board of the Day

There are times in my life that I wish for mass destruction that will harm many people….and many families….even though it is wrong to wish death on innocent people….but there is always a valid reason…you see I am sure there are kids on this ride, who have a whole life to live, but I’d be willing to sacrifice those lives to rid the world of Kim Kardashian….you know maybe the ride couldn’t handle her fat….and cracked with trying to pull her through the air….cuz she the fucking devil incarnate and needs to be stopped….because let’s face it…she’s just going to ruin the lives of so many more kids who idolize her, if she hasn’t already ruined them….so it the innocent who go down with her are just a small price to pay to stop her in her tracks….

Unfortunately, she survived this ride, but at least she looked fat and stupid doing it…..

Down with Kim Kardashian.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

19

Jul

The Girls of Nuts Summer Special 2012 of the Day

Here are the NUTS girls….Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Sophie Howard, Emma Glover, Jessica-Jane Clement, Rosie Jones, etc…topless for some summer photoshoot reminding us that NUTS has the winning fucking formula….so many girls with great tits who aren’t cut to be actual models…are willing to model topless so long as it is classy and not porn….even though dudes everywhere jerk off to them….even though they aren’t cut out to be actual models…but are just willing to model topless….

I mean you don’t even have to pay these bitches much, just sign them up and pay them more than they make working the cash at the grocery store….

It’s awesome and here are some pics from their summer special…cuz it is summer and you shouldn’t be on a computer….

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Rosie Jones

2012

19

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Facebook has blocked me…for the next 24 hours I am not allowed to post my genius that people don’t respect or treat as genius and just delete anyway….and the next time I fuck up and get reported and break their rules…I am banned….kick out of the future of society and the global birthday party of our generation…

They are devil, we sign over our lives and privacy, make them billions, and they in turn control our social lives…

It is fucking crazy….and I’ve been excluded….

Here are some morning links…

Golfing with Darth Vader – VIDEO
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Stanley Cup Champion LA Kings’ Ice Girl Tryouts Feature Thrills and Spills
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The Search For Tom Cruise’s Next Beard Bride Has Begun!
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How High Would You Climb
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Some Rihanna in a Bikini
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And Another 100 Cosplayers From Comic Con
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Free Cam Shows. Good Morning (NSFW)
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She Didn’t Think It Would Fit (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Halle Berry
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rosalee
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight, the war on obesity continues….unfortunately my weapon is my penis…sure, I hate banging fat girls…but they are all too willing….and I have no standards but more importantly…I am unable to say no…even though I hate them and I hope that translates in my performance or at least in giving them AIDS so they slim down…I am a hero amongst men, saving the nation.

Here are the stepLINKS

So No One’s Gonna Say Anything About Madonna Using A Gun To Make People Watch Her Strip?
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Why the Fuck Would You Try to Go Up an Escalator? Honestly – VIDEO
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75 Year Old Bodybuilding Grandma
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Heidi Klum Strips for Project Runway
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20 NFL Cheerleaders to Follow on Twitter
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Blake Lively Drops Some Tittie Fuck Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Spandex Tits
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Soccer Mom Rocks the Drums – VIDEO
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100 Cosplayers From San Diego Comic-Con 2012
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Kate Upton Drops Some Fashionable Cleavage
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BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh Is Still Insane
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Alex and Sky are a Lezzie Match Made in Heaven (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You (NSFW)
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LOL Cat of the Day
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20 Hottest Photos of Gina Gershon
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Skinny Chick Has Some Fun With Pussy Play (NSFW)
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20 NFL Cheerleaders You Must Follow on Twitter
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WTF Animated GIF of the Day
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Veronica Ricci Went to Comic Con (Site NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Legs at the Beach (Site NSFW)
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Will Nobody Drunk With the Naked Chick? (NSFW)
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Anna-Lynn McCord is Wet With Pokie (Site NSFW)
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Jessica Biel, Just Because
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Jordana Brewster Cause Itès Been Awhile
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (Site NSFW)
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George Bush Thinks His Presidency Was All Good, “Eight Years In Office Was Awesome, And I Was Famous And I Was Powerful!”
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Now THAT’S How You Show Off a New Car (NSFW)
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She’s a Young Pigtailed Brunettte (NSFW)
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Arizona Republicans Hate Strippers, Porn, Puppies (NSFW)
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Jessica Biel in a Tiny White Dress
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You Might Be Interested: Irina Shayk Did Another Photo Shoot
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She’s Masterbating With the Vacuum (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Does “Ugly Cry” On Roller Coaster
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Ventriliquists are Weird
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Kaley Cuoco For Maxim
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Paulina Gretzky is a Whore
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I’d Like To Fuck New Pussy Every Night Please!
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Annalynne McCord Wet, Cold, Braless Titties and Nipples
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Ashley Tisdale Needs To Stop Pretending She’s Hot
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Miley Cyrus See Through Red Bra
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Dad Puts Baby To Sleep With Metallica
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Rihanna to Design Clothes
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50 Lies in Sports
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Maria Sharapova Boring in Harper’s Bazaar
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AnnaLynne McCord Wet in a Dress
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Heidi Klum Boring in a Black Dress
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Aislyne Horgan-Wallace Shitty Nip SLip
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Hilary Duff Fat Arms
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Jenny McCarthy on Chelsea Handler
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Elle Macpherson in Bikini in Ibiza
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Kylie Minogue Hair Curler Porn
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Naughty Rich Girl
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Girls Without Panties
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Random Porn Vids
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Sex Slut Near Highway
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HOT PUSSY….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Jul

Kate Upton Boring in the Sunday Times of the Day

I don’t know how anyone can look at these pics of Kate Upton and not see that she is fat…or at least a fat chick in training. I’ve been saying it from the first time I saw her that an 18 year old should not be stacked like this, especially when her tits look sloppy and doughy, because it is a sure sign that the rest of her will catch up to her. She is the hot chick from High School who is no 30 and 300 fucking pounds before hitting 300 pounds…you know when still hot….and over hyped….and marketed hard….and all you idiots are buying into it…

The more I look at this dumpy body pics, the more I can see her double chin but at least you love her…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

18

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Big Cleavage of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a battered fucking face. My god this girl was not meant to be on TV, and the worst of it is that she’s had plastic surgery awards and has won Teen Choice babe of the year awards…in some kind of obvious scam or lie or marketing strategy because I know dudes who are prettier than her…but she’s got a tight body cuz she does work out and she’s rocking some tits, that are a good tool to distract from the obvious downfalls that she has….like her face…and here she is at the Step It Up Stomp the Yard I Belong on DVD movie premiere…because that’s the caliber event she is invited to attend….cuz bitch is falling off and I’m willing to catch her thanks to that whole no standards thing I always talk about…

Here’s the video…


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

18

Jul

Charlize Theron Intense in W Magazine August 2012 of the Day

Charlize Theron is the original South African slut to escape Apartheid and HIV, blood diamonds and a mother who murdered her father with her model good looks only to do Playboy in the 90s to establish herself as some hot actor bitch all thanks to a willingness to get naked….giving her the good life all thanks to showing a little bush…a lesson I wish all girls who were a 7 or better would grasp because it would make my life more interesting…save the careers for the fat chicks, god knows there are enough of them to go around….

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2012

18

Jul

Lara Bingle Topless in GQ Australia of the Day

Lara Bingle is some cunt who I was randomly following on instagram and who ignores all my love notes I leave as comments on her pictures who I ended up googling to discover she’s some Australian reality show star who really doesn’t matter in the rest of the world, but since women live in a fucking bubble that is their immediate surroundings, probably thinks she really fucking matters, and thus behaves accordingly….which is just fucking annoying and makes me hate her, even when staring at her topless pics in GQ Australia…..

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