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2012

19

Jul

Mila Kunis Works it for the Nerds in Glamour of the Day

I officially know that Mila Kunis knows who her fan base is – before I just assumed she didn’t give a fuck about maintaining an image, you know with the whole getting AIDS from CULKIN shit, but now she’s figured it out….target the geeks, the virgin loser, comic book geeks and they will lock in and be loyal for a lifetime….you know make them think you are the one who gets them and they will confuse you for being hotter than you are….you know talk about things they like…like Star Wars vs Star Trek and give them butterflies in their stomach….knowing that they will pay to see you on the big screen, when real dudes who don’t give a shit, will just watch it on TV…..or if a girl they are trying to fuck makes them…cuz that’s how real dudes interract with movies…they use them to get girls over on off nights to fuck…while virgin losers….that shit is all they look forward to….

She’s played it well. She’s average at best. Old, boring and probably a cunt…more importantly, she’s fucking Ashton Kutcher and the only hope is he gets her CULKIN AIDS and dies faster than Magic Johnson cuz that’s the only good that can come out of that….Now, watch her clip for Glamor…

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2012

19

Jul

Jordin Sparks in a Bikini for Shape of the Day

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I can laugh at Jordin Sparks and Jennifer Hudson and all the other fat bitches in Hollywood or in Singing, who are on a one way ticket to diabetes and heart disease, but the reality is they got off their size 28 jeans and hit the fucking gym, hired a trainer and stopped being lazy as fuck, and you know what, you should all take her fucking lead, cuz even if she’s not hot, or even remotely attractive, at least she’s not as fat as she used to be, and I encourage fitness as much as I encourage eating disorders, cuz both are better than eating the shit the corporations shove down your fucking throat…..

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2012

19

Jul

Christina Milian Does the Beach of the Day

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Mom Christina Milian was on the beach in her one piece bikini lookin’ pretty decent considering her vagina is probably one horrible meaty as fuck mess that they can use to model alien creatures off of for ollywood movies that she can collect royalties on like she does for a whole lot of shitty fucking songs I can only assume her contribution on was next to none, but bitch still gets paid….not that it matters, what matters is that she’s in a one piece bathing suit, doing some mom slutting, which is not nearly as good as her “DIP IT LOW” slutting, but I guess I take what they give me….

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2012

19

Jul

Jessica Biel Hot in Tatler of the Day

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Here’s s little Jessica Biel looking all feminine, despite Justin Timberlake’s request to keep her broad and bulky so when he slams her up the ass she feels like one of the execs at Disney who used to call Justin his favorite, back when it all started, before the piles of money that Jessica Biel is gonna get her piece of just as soon as he cums in her pussy instead of her ass, the farting it out into herself has been a serious fail to date, but luckily she has a lot of dirt on him and that is what matters….

These pics are for Russia Tattler, but it turns out that Russia is RECYCLING PICTURES OF JESSICA BIEL FROM W MAGAZINE MARCH 2012 and I feel robbed…and you should too…cuz I’ve already posted these fuckers….

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2012

19

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Fat Performance of the Day

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I did a post on Demi Lovato Being Too Fat for Shape Magazine Because her Only Shape is Round and it turns out that her fans don’t like when she’s called fat, or that she wasn’t in Shape at all, but my autism and dyslexia made me think she was….and I am glad I did…cuz the emails were amazing and reminded me that I am not alone….

All I did was call the bitch out for making excuses for her shitty behavior – you know using the bi-polar card, one that can also allow her to justify her pantsize if she decides to eat donuts for a month straight….or that she can blame on her meds…it is a fucking joke.

She’s rich, young, robbed of her youth, troubled crying for attention and using the fucking Bi-Polar strategy to make it all ok instead of accepting responsibility….

Bitch needs to stop making excuses and start doing sit-ups.

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2012

19

Jul

Eva Amurri Sloppy Natural Tits for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t know when these pics were taken or posted by Eva Amurri Martino , the daughter of Susan Sarandon and some other hooked up motherfucker I am not gonna bother looking up, cuz this product of nepotism, spoiled and really not talented, but connected, tranny looking faced cunt, blocked me on twitter, because I guess she doesn’t like me, even though all I wanted for us was to be the next great American Love Story…..but that’s only cuz I I LIKED SEEING HER WHORE TITS NAKED ON X-FILES 2.0 / CALIFORNICATION and that was really only because they were big and fat and natural….but more importantly cuz they didn’t have to be naked on TV, she wanted to show them off for attention and to make a name for herself, even though she never has to work a day in her life, and that Paris Hilton caliber whoring is fun at first…until you realize how shitty big natural tits are, sloppy and soft, hanging horribly and worth nothing…as they ride her mom to the top…..Garbage.

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2012

19

Jul

Jennifer Lopez is in her Bikini of the Day

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The only reason I am posting month old pictures of J.Lo in a bikini, is because old is what J.Lo is and what J.Lo does, and if anything she’d be happy we were pushing pics of a younger her, even if that younger her is still fucking old…

Like expired milk, who looks like she may have drank too much milk, and based on her boyfriend and ex-husband, the homo kind, there’s really no going back to a place where she’s not exipired…it’s one of those been done, already done, it’s over we can’t turn back time like Cher wished for, we can just change genders

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2012

19

Jul

Cintia Dicker Titties for Status Magazine July 2012 of the Day

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Cintia Dicker is a hot Brazilian model who is probably rocking a set of fake tits and that is why she doesn’t mind showing them off for the photographers, or maybe she doesn’t mind showing off her tits cuz she’s a models, and that’s what models do in order to get paid, and get out of Brazil so that they can live the American Dream by marrying billionaires….who knows…I just know I’ve never banged a redhead, they used to disgust me and now I want one…. and she’s the trophy redhead and that makes these pics of her all the more special for me….Keep up the good work you hot little slut.

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2012

19

Jul

Rihanna Self Shot Crotch Shot in a Convertible of the Day

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There’s something that always entertains me when a bitch puts out self-shot pics, especially when that bitch is famous and really doesn’t have to put out self-shot pics, even if her marketing team thinks it is good for business, her business is already fucking solidified and there is just no fucking need for her to be whoring out on camera, other than that she actually fucking wants to….I mean panty in car pics were all the rage a few years ago, but at least let the paparazzi take them of you so it seems accidental….this whole putting it out there yourself is good for me….but what does it say about her….oh right that she’s a whore and no one really notices….except for the millions of people who buy her records and allow her to live the good life….that includes owning iPhones and taking pics her friends back in barbados don’t all have the luxury of doing….

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2012

19

Jul

Miley Cyrus Got High and Took Pics of the Day

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The last time I played dress up with a Unicorn Head….I was pretty fucked up….so it is safe to say that these pics of Miley running around her house playing with her expensive things…having the time of her life cuz she’s not allowed to leave her house…a prisoner in her fame and fortune….are a product of her being stir crazy, cabin fevered, filled with boredness that is only cured with pills or any drugs and Instagram….Sounds like a pretty good life to me….

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