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2012

20

Jul

Kristen Stewart Tits in On the Road of the Day

There are rumors going around that Kristen Stewart got breast implants, and the real issue in the whole thing is that people actually care about Kristen Stewart’s breasts, because let’s face it she’s average at best, and most girls with uneventful tits like Kristen Stewart, always end up getting implants, they just do the expensive kind that give them a little more natural look, instead of some shit that looks like tennis balls, and really, I have no idea if her tits are the real ones or the fake ones in this scene, they look real to me and if they are fake, they were a huge waste of money…

This is a new movie that I will see and probably won’t get shot at, because it comes with little hype, few line-ups on opening night, no midnight showings, and people who see these kinds of movies aren’t usually in costume, freaky fan boys who play too many videogames and have too much anger cuz no girl will fuck them….

This is her attempt to separate herself from that world, you know to go from blockbuster star to actual actor while she’s at the top, even though she can’t act…..but she can get topless and that’s all movies are good for anyway…..and here is the evidence….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW

2012

20

Jul

Brooke Burke Bikini Pics of the Day

Brooke Burke is another Fan of Drunkenstepfather who has blocked me on twitter because she doesn’t like being called a washed up party slut who is only famous for being a set of fake tits in a bikini and who is now famous for being the bitch who had 8 kids and manages to maintain a 6-pack and look awesome, which is probably not quite the same praise her vagina gets everytime she ets naked, but still a fucking accomplishment and something worth celebrating, because one of the things I hate in life is moms blaming their fat guts on pregnancy and not on laziness or bad diet….cuz too many bitches with kids manage to stay hot and the rest of you dumps are liars ruining everyone’s lives….

Either way, she’s in Miami in a bikini, looking good.


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Posted in:Brooke Burke

2012

20

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Isn’t Lookin’ So Good in Gym Clothes of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about these Vanessa Hudgens going to the gym in gym clothes pics….because they fall into the category of girls who are going to the gym cuz they need to be at the gym cuz if they weren’t at the gym they’d just being getting fatter than they already are….you know put her in some loose fitting jogging pants until the working out starts to pay off….

That’s not to say Vanessa Hudgens is an official Pudgens….I mean she’s obviously not obese….she does bikini movies and shit…

It is to say that she’s got a pretty shitty ass, even in pants that normally make shitty asses worth starting at by grabbing all the shitty parts of the ass, and squeezing them into an ass that looks like you can chip your tooth on….

It is to say that she needs to be at the gym….like she needed to be at the waxer prior to her underage nude pics years ago…

It is to say that I’d still do her.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

20

Jul

Erin Andrews Weird Unicorn Pics for Fox Promo of the Day

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I guess the Erin Andrews scandal where she got a dude fired for peeping on her, who I like to think was just a patsy, or even a homeless dude or someone she had dirt on that was willing to trade a few good years to go to a white collar prison for peepers to help her launch her career as a sportscastster….because other than the fact that she had nude peeping voyeur videos posted of her on the internet for publicity, she’s pretty much done nothing….at least not up until that point…now she’s all big shot doing unicorn pics for College Football on Fox…..because I guess she’s one of the host….

Who says getting naked on the internet doesn’t make dreams come true….Not me….that’s all I say when trying to get girls to send me naked and it works 5 percent of the time…it is a numbers game really, you cast the net and hope for the best.

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2012

20

Jul

Some Coco Ass for Twitter of the Day

COCO is pretty incredible in so many ways….

The simple fact that she does not have to do this, you know she does not have to strip or post her tits on the internet, or in public for any fucking reason at all, she is married to a dude who is worth a lot of money and who can give her all she needs…..yet she does it anyway….and if that isn’t hero status, I don’t know what is….

I guess it is one of those, once a stripper always a stripper cuz stripping is all she fucking knows situations….you know trying to take her out of the sex trade and give her the luxurious life normal girls are in the sex trade to get, but she just can’t let go…

I guess she likes the attention….and I don’t mind giving it to her…even if I find her sloppy, fat and designed for a different demographic…she’s still an inspiration to girls everywhere and that’s what matters…

Follow Coco’s Lead.

Posted in:Coco

2012

20

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Skinny, Blonde and Amazing of the Day

Anyone who reads this site probably knows that all guys like fit girls, no matter how fat their wives may be, or how dumpy the girls they fuck or try to fuck are, that shit is just a product of circumstance, and if they won the lottery, they wouldn’t bother with the garbage chicks, but would instead focus on the fit….

The only reason we like young girls, is because their metabolisms are still functioning….and historically 14 year olds were considered sexually prime, even 150 years ago, meaning this whole 18 year old law is modern and dated and doesn’t take into account that girls are getting their periods at 8….

Not that I think banging 14 year olds is right, I am just saying we are programmed to like young girls at our genetic core, so that’s probably why we like these 18 year old, skinny girls, who could use a good set of fake tits, because they aren’t 30 and fat….

So let the 30 year old fat chicks hate on that….while I try to jerk off to this.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

20

Jul

Rihanna’s Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

People are dying and here I am making news out of Rihanna’s twitter pics, it is all pretty pathetic, but not really as pathetic as the fact that Rihanna feels the need to produce pictures for her fans, instead of being private about her shit, like the classy more civilized celebrities of the past, who hated tabloids and paparazzi, at least on the surface, instead of jumping in and contrbuting to the tabloids, but putting pics out themselves….I guess it is a different era, but it takes out the fun of it when you know the bitch in the pic wants you to see it.


To See Her in See Through Dress
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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

20

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am blowing up my facebook writing light hearted commentary about the shooting at the Dark Knight premiere…now that facebook has lifted the ban on me, and so far I’ve lost 30 followers on Twitter over 150 on FACEBOOK …..It’s okay, they weren’t my real friends anyway.

Some people just don’t get it….and like to pretend they care, when they don’t.

Here are some links…

Science May Have Gone Too Far – VIDEO
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Predicting the Biggest Stars of the London Games
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Why The Fuck Was Snookie Hanging Out With Newt Gingrich? I’ve Officially Seen It All
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This Babe is One Sexy Hurdler
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Michael Lohan Hopes His New Bastard Turns Out Just Like Lindsay. Me Too.
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Gallery: 10 Sexy Ripped Celebrities
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Fun (NSFW)
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Tory Lane Goes Crazy in a Lesbian Scene (NSFW)
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Masked Gunman Kills 14 at ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Premiere in Colorado
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Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
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2012

20

Jul

Dark Knight XXX Porn Parody of the Day


If you’ve been on my FACEBOOK or if you’ve watched CNN…..you’ll know going to the movie theater has become a pretty fucked up thing…especially when watching Dark Knight opening night, but then again I guess going anywhere is pretty much putting out lives in the hands of assholes who were molested, or rejected, or bullied, or just who hate the world because they can’t afford to live like a Kardashian….you know crazy people, capable of getting guns, unable to determine that Batman isn’t a real fucking person who can save the day, while pulling off acts of extreme violence in what probably took 5 minutes of his day to take 12 lives….

Not to mention, the Dark Knight now has a dark cloud over it that all those people who are pretending to care about the lives lost, will probably not even think about when watching the Dark Knight, because they will be too busy fearing their own lives…or not giving a fuck cuz bad things happen everyday and it is hard to keep up….

But for those of us a little more perverted than G Rated, comic book fan boy shit…and who don’t like leaving the house, there’s always VIVID with the hardcore option…


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Sure I hate produced porn as much as the next guy, but it’s fucking hilarious when it is Parody porn…


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2012

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

This facebook ban has been annoying. I can’t laugh about Fred Willard being 72 and being arrested for jerking off in theaters…I can’t like girl vacation pics or respond to comments to collectively laugh with people I don’t know and will never know unless they are rocking hot tits and like sucking dick…not that I meet people off the internet….

But now I’ll never charm them with my sweet nothings and I am forced to hit up real girls through real conversation….and where’s the fun in that….if it was fun….the internet wouldn’t exist…

Die Facebook…Here are the stepLINKS….

Fred Willard Got Caught Jerking Off in a Hollywood Porn Theatre, Which is Surprising to Me Only Cause WTF Else Are You Supposed to Do In a Porn Theatre?
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It’s The 2012 Emmy Nominations (Alternate Title: My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Was ROBBED!) z
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Mila Kunis in Glamour
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Corey Feldman 1992 Pop Performance on Howard Stern that is Amazing
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The Hottest Athletes from 50 Countries
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The Undertaker vs Andy Roddick
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Holy Fuck Jessica Simpson Is Fucking Fat. Makes For Better Tits
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Sexiest Celeb, Half Naked Twitter Pics
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Mini Fridge Beer Cannon! Yes!
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Gallery: The 50 Most Iconic Batman Images Of All Time
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Vanessa Hudgens Fills Out Her Tank Top
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George Zimmerman Killed Trayvon Martin Because It Was “God’s Plan”….Ummm Yeah
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Catalina Cruz is Red Hot Next to a Red Car
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How About Some Chinese Penis Fish For Lunch? – VIDEO
(Sounds NSFW But It’s Not)
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Thursday Sexy (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Halle Berry
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Overall WTF of the Day is Awarded to Beyonce
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Cutie Amateur Strips in the Bedroom (NSFW)
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Hot Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Makes Us Forget All About Summer Olympics
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Marjana Takes a Bath (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Legs at the Beach
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You Have the Right to Remain Naked (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian’s Massive Boobs
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Victoria Beckham is Still Looking Like a Zombie
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Motherhood Isn’t a Good Look For Natalie Portman
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Rihanna went on a secret date with Chris Brown (at the hospital, conveniently)
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Girls and Boats Don’t Mix – VIDEO (Site NSFW)
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Bank Clerk Dreaming Of Model Career Steals $46K From Her Job For Implants And Lipo
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Fun With Lesbians (NSFW)
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Melissa Ria is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Top 5: Golden Shower Moments In Pop Culture (NSFW)
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I Don’t Understand This Whole Ugly Model Thing
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Ahhhhhhh Miranda Kerr Puts All The Other MILFS to Shame
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Big Boobs Give Us A Little Dance (NSFW)
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How Jason Kidd Survived This Car Crash is Beyond Me
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I Gotta Admit, as Much as I Hate Russel Brand, He Surprises Me Sometimes
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Seems To Be Good At Sucking Cock
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Sofia Vergara Top Earning TV Actress
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Speed Illusionist
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My Cock Would Get Lost In This…
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The Biggest DIVAs in Sports
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Mr Wizard is an Asshole To Kids and Has a Kids Show and that is Hilarious….
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Jessica Biel Hot in Tatler of the Day
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Imogen Thomas 2007 Nudity
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Leah Francis Naked for Zoo
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J.LO Fat and Disgusting in Concert
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J.LO Bikini
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Sophia Bush Boring
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Pixie Lott Legs
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Kat Dennings Shitty Photoshoot
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Some Lydia Rose Bright Wearing Short Shorts
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Debbie Gibson is the Fucking Worst
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Eating Ice Cream and Showing Leg for Attention
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Roxeanne Pallett in a Seriously Staged Bikini Shoot
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I Love Lindsay Lohan Nude in Playboy
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Sister Undressing
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Rejected Like a Boss
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Full On Whores Doing Full On Whore Shit – Jenna Jameson Styles
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING THEIR COMPUTERS RIGHT….
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