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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

21

Jun

Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’ Shot By Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Jonathan Leder is the photographer behind these pictures of some naked, almost amateur, hot as fuck, model he calls Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’, Reminding us that there are hot girls everywhere willing to get naked for fun, fashion, art, whatever….that we’ve never seen and may never see again but who possess the same tools needed to be stars….a vagina…

Seriously, it may sound like I am making fun of girls and calling them all out for being attention seeking whores, but I fucking love seeing girls who aren’t fat pose naked for photographers for no specific reason….it is a beacon of hope that hot pussy willing to get naked will always exist….and that makes me happy…..

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2012

21

Jun

Jessica Alba’s Posing Hot for a Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know what this photoshoot is for, but seeing Jessica Alba in a strapless dress, pretty much looking like she’s been knocked over at her high school prom, or even better, like she’s fallen over from being roofied at her high school prom, only for some a sexual predator, let’s say someone like me, you know for the sake of argument, to have clear path to her golden fleshy baby making cavern of all things good in the world…..because mom or not, Alba is still pretty fucking hot, and mom or not, I can still have fantasies of being the guy she never gave the time of day to, getting up inside her while she rests….it’s a totally normal fantasy….google it if you don’t believe me….


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2012

21

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence in a Shitty See Through of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is boring as shit, overrated, a disgrace to the acting community, who figured that she was already nominated for an academy award at a young age, and that it was all downhill for her from that point on, cuz that lottery would be hard to hit again, so she signed up to some commercial crap with guaranteed sequels, that will make her consistent money, while securing her as part of a bigger phenomenon, so that in 5 years, she’ll never have to work again…..pretty much the easy road….which I guess she shouldn’t be hated for….but I think she should be cuz the bitches in these commercial blockbusters are under so many contracts and restrictions that they never get fucking naked recreationally, making shitty see through shirts like this pretty much the best they have to offer. What a fucking waste…all for her own personal gain…with no concern for our masturbation needs….what a bitch….


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2012

21

Jun

Deena Cortese Offends Me in her Bikini of the Day

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This is fucking disgusting….you know one of those moments where bitch shoulda looked in the mirror before heading out there to pretty much shit on the world and offend all things sacred about a bikini or a half naked woman with her fat fucking gut…..and the worst thing is that she probably did look in the fucking mirror and said to her fat self “damn I look good” in some serious delusion I think a lot of bitches are victims of cuz so many girls I see in bikinis have no business being in bikinis…this Jersey Shore bitch doesn’t matter….she might as well be the fat slow on your snorkeling tour on your all inclusive trip in Mexico…but apparently, people care about her in her bikini so I’ll link you to the pics…I’m an asshole like that…


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2012

21

Jun

Stacy Keibler is Ripped of the Day

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There are too many fat chicks in the world. They complain. They pretend they try to eat well. They pretend they eat well as they suck down a 1000 calorie frozen coffee drink. But the truth is that they just aren’t fucking committed to the cause. They are fakes, they are lies, they live in chubby untoned fantasy land…they are weak, they are excuse makers, they are disappointments to the urban landscape…they fucking suck….

But every once in a while a ripped body like Stacy Keibler comes around to remind us that not every bitch is a slacker slob excuse maker, and some are in fact into looking good…

I guess that’s why she fucks Clooney….and your fat ass doesn’t…fatty.

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2012

21

Jun

Julianne Hough in a Weird Upskirt of the Day

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Julianne Hough was caught on set of some shitty movie she’s managed to get cast in, probably thanks to being the front for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexuality by pretnding to be his girlfriend…..having a bit of an upskirt…

I don’t entirely consider it an upskirt when the bitch is wearing spanx…they lopok lke fucking bike shorts…if anything it’s a fucking disgrace and disappointment…because she’s a professional dancer and the last bitch who should be in SPANX…..

It discounts her booty as she runs, it ruins everyhting….not that she didn’t already do a good enough job of that on her own, I mean any pro dancer who isn’t a stripper who never was but should of been who has made it as a pro dancer….pisses me off before she even started….cuz a stripper lost to the mainstream is a tragedy for the community…right?


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2012

21

Jun

Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini Top Showing Implants Hiding Ass of the Day

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Billionaire pussy is alright if you can get past the whole high maintenance spoiled brat, ridiculousness of the whole thing…I mean it is far easier to please a poor chick who gets excited when you buy her a chocolate bar, while billionaire pussy isn’t phased by much….but if you find yourself solid damaged and tormented billionaire pussy who wants to take you along for the ride of your life with their daddy’s money…why not go for it, K-Fed that shit and ride it out like it was the family jet, cuz you know what, rich or not, girls are all fucking crazy…

So here is spoiled as fuck Tamara Ecclestone, her daddy owns the Grand Prix, in a bikini top, showing her fake tits, and hiding her dumpy ass cuz she didn’t have time for LIPO this week….and hitting the gym is too much work for someone who has never worked a day in her life…


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2012

21

Jun

Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie for Her Own Lingerie Company of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen got fired from Victoria’s Secret for a possible scandal I made up to make her story more interesting, you know that she was born a man and that it was gonna hit when the whole pregnancy happened and doctors were interviewed, because it was around that time Victoria’s Secret cut ties with her, making me think that was the only possible reason….born with a cock..

Well she’s gone on to do her own lingerie line and these are some of the pics of her looking hotter than ever…I guess the pregnancy gave her needed hormones to help her finally choose her gender…


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2012

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was having horrible nightmares all night. I am not sure if it was the booze, my brain trauma, the fact my wife smells like a corpse, or the OCTOMOM moan, but I know I barely slept….thinking of muppet faces, with rocking tits, and vaginas built like school buses….what a mess….I usually don’t get affected by gore with 15 years of desensitizing on the net…but Octomom broke down that barrier….

Here are some morning links…

75 Year Old Body Building Grandma WTF – VIDEO
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Some Sexy Sports Wives and Girlfriends You Should Probably Follow On Twitter
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Free Cam Show. Good Morning to You All
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Mrs Doubtfire Recut HAhahhaa Amazing – VIDEO
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ABC VERSUS CBS – Bitch Fight to End All Bitch Fight – MUST READ
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Paula LaBaredas Puts Her But Next to Everything in Her House
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Cute Amateur With Big Titties
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Gallery: The 15 Funniest Mitt Romney Memes
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2012

21

Jun

Octomom’s Longer Masturbation Video Leak of the Day

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In an unfortunate series of events….Octomom has officially become a pornstar….

We’ve seen her in the tabloids, we’ve heard her say she’d never pose nude for Playboy, she even turned down offers….but then her plan failed, she didn’t get her show, she didn’t become famous, and now she’s doing porn for the higest bidder and we get to see what that comical clown pussy actually looks like…..I didn’t watch the whole video – I turned it off with her horrible moans….but assume there’s pussy in this…..it is just that the whole thing is scary and the fact it turns you on, scarier….

I’m glad I am drunk…..and that she’s got great tits….cuz otherwise this would be a disaster….I mean except for the “interview part”…I mean it is not porn without an interview with a bitch about her sexuality right?

I like that she said doing the porn was the best experience other than having her kids…..some amazing fucked up kids in the near future….but not as much as how happy she was that she got a free spray tan….best 30 dollar gift she’s ever got since secret santa at the office when she had a fucking job…what a joke…..like her vagina probably is…..


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Here she is on a Sybian for Stern….America’s Got Talent’s biggest pussy…


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