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2012

20

Jun

Courtney Stodden’s Latest Youtube Insanity of the Day

A couple of days ago, Courtney Stodden pretty much shit on Marilyn Monroe’s grave, in what is the most ridiculous tribute video I have ever seen, mainly because absolutely nothing in it has anything Marilyn Monroe about it, I mean maybe she cross referenced some old pictures, or put on a wig or perfume or cheap lingerie fromt the Sex shop called the “Marilyn Monroe”….but I think it is more a glimpse into her old high concept strip shows a t the strip clubs she’s toured over the years, where she learned how to perform badly, but still got applause, cuz dudes like tits…

I hate all there is about this bitch, but I can’t really hate someone out there producing such entertainingly horrible content….as long as the rest of the world realizes she’s a fucking clown and not someone worth paying attention to…

Here’s another one of her in white underwear or bikini, also from the sex shop she’s sponsored by, dancing badly, playing the air guitar, all half naked with a toned stomach….Can’t hate that, can just hate all it represents because she is fucking garbage….

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2012

20

Jun

Leaked Octomom Footage of the Day

Octomom may look like a muppet and her vagina my be just as unnatural and cartoon-like….all clown car performance like the circus freak she is and her face make her appear to be, but those tits are pretty fucking spectacular…..

It is really one of those things that would torment someone with even the lowest of standards as to whether jumping in on that was hot or appealing or worth a round when sober…because there is so much disgusting about her….but luckily I have no taste and would eat this meaty shit for days…like I was lost in the woods and just caught me a buffalo to survive….

Posted in:NSFW|Octomom

2012

20

Jun

Morning Hangover of the Day

It is a heat wave and with any heat wave…I walk through the poor parts of town…which are luckily the parts of town I usually frequent….and stare at motherfuckers who can’t afford electricty and/or air conditionners….trying to cool off on their balconies, with garden hoses and inflatable pools….this is crackwhore central…and luckily not ever poor person is obese…a lot are in fact teen moms….porn to me…

Here are some links…

Fun with a House of Cards – VIDEO
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WTF Tattoos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Get Over The Midweek Hump With Her Lady Lumps
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Japanese Awesomeness of the Day – VIDEO
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This MILF Likes a Big Fake Dick – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 15 Most Provocative Comic Book Panels And Covers Of All Time
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out that Joe “The Snake” Abene – an active member on the stepFORUM who I just made a mod last week – died this weekend.

I didn’t know him well, but he took initative for the site, he contributed a lot and the members wanted him to be mod.

He sent me this message after we signed him up a week ago:

I am really very flattered that you trust me. You can count on me. I am a very loyal person. I take this responsibility very seriously.
The forum is already poppin. It’s going to be huge.

He was an expert with Chinese Alligators and their conservation ….He was also in a punk/hardcore band in the 80s called The Unust….

It is a sad day for the stepfamily….unless I just found out that making mods actually kills people….in which case I have a long list of people I want to make mods…use my power its full potential….starting with Kim Kardashian and ending with my fat wife who makes me have sex with her….

RIP motherfucker, the Joe TheSnake Edition….of the day…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

Looking Good Sweetheart
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Bird Singing ACDC
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The First Image of Angelina Jole as the Vilain in Sleeping Beauty
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Shooting a Crazy Gun
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20 Sports Wives Worth Following
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Alessandra Ambrosio Needs A Cock In That Mouth Of Hers
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Alec Baldwin Punched A Photographer In The Face
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Jon Mayer is a Fucking Idiot of the Day. Seriously, What is Wrong With This Guy
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News Bloopers Are Always Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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30 Pictures of Hot Celebrities in Their Awkward Teen Phases
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Alessandra Ambrosio? Sweet Hippie Booty
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Can Anyone Guess Who This Hot Bodied Blonde Model Is
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These Hot Arab Babes Are Belly Dancing
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Marketa
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows, Because If I Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie You Probably Can’t Ever
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25 Under-the-Radar Sports Hotties
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Anna Semenovich Made Two New Commercials – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen in a Semi-Sheer Bra
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Slut Versus Slut Pillow Fight!
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And Here’s Some Aubrey O’Day Ridiculousness
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Aly Michalka’s Huge Boobs In See-Thru Shirt
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Man Julianne Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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Well What Do You Know, Madonna Looks Like a Whore In Her New Music Video
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Crazy Watch of the Day
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Melanie Rios Sexy Self Shots
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Cassandra is a Bit Tittied Teen
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Some Teacher Lets Whole Class Punch qa 6-Year Old Bully To ?each Them a Lesson”
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Tyla and Anita Get It On
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Compilation Of All The Sex & Nudity From Game Of Thrones
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WTF Are You Wearing of the Day
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Doutzen Croes Hotness
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First Look at Angelina Jolie as Maleficent
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Kim Kardashian Has Been a Slut Since She was 14
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Keira Knightley Hot in Leather
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Cracking an Egg Underwater is Cool
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The 100 Hottest Olympians
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Is Topless On Her Balcony
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Kate Upton See Through And Topless Pics
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Michelle Hunziker And Her Tits In A Bikini
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Britney Spears And her Droopy Tits
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50 Fans Freaking Out
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Snooki in a Photoshoot Does Not Give me Boners
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Funny Prank on NBA Rookie
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Lamest Logos in Sports
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Alec Baldwin Punched A Photographer In The Face
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Jon Mayer is a Fucking Idiot of the Day. Seriously, What is Wrong With This Guy
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News Bloopers Are Always Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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30 Pictures of Hot Celebrities in Their Awkward Teen Phases
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Alessandra Ambrosio? Sweet Hippie Booty
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Can Anyone Guess Who This Hot Bodied Blonde Model Is
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These Hot Arab Babes Are Belly Dancing
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Marketa
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows, Because If I Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie You Probably Can’t Ever
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25 Under-the-Radar Sports Hotties
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Anna Semenovich Made Two New Commercials – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen in a Semi-Sheer Bra
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Slut Versus Slut Pillow Fight!
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And Here’s Some Aubrey O’Day Ridiculousness
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Aly Michalka’s Huge Boobs In See-Thru Shirt
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Man Julianne Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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Well What Do You Know, Madonna Looks Like a Whore In Her New Music Video
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Crazy Watch of the Day
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Melanie Rios Sexy Self Shots
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Cassandra is a Bit Tittied Teen
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Some Teacher Lets Whole Class Punch qa 6-Year Old Bully To ?each Them a Lesson”
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Tyla and Anita Get It On
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Compilation Of All The Sex & Nudity From Game Of Thrones
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WTF Are You Wearing of the Day
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Doutzen Croes Hotness
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First Look at Angelina Jolie as Maleficent
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Kim Kardashian Has Been a Slut Since She was 14
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Edita Vilkevicute in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret
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Lauren Pope Showing Leg Rockin Tits
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Cristine Prosperi is Some Bitch in a Little Dress
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Leighton Meester Lucky Mag Outtakes
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Charlie Chase Rides a Sybian
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Random Porn Vids
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Blowjob At the Beach
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2012

19

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood’s Twitter Implant Tit Blowing in Phallus Pic of the Day

There has been so much nudity on the site today, I figure why not celebrate along with this picture Sara Jean Underwood just posted to Twitter celebrating, what I can only assume is all the nudity today….I figure she is the perfect canditate to promote nudity as someone who launched her career and celebity getting naked for Playboy….but decided that those days were behind her….only to not get naked ever again…but to instead host shitty shows about nerd shit….but the good news is that once a whore, always a whore, and while she tries this mainstream shit…. I’ll just cross reference all her nude pics, you know sizing up her vagina lips, because I can …..it is just a matter of time before she gets back into pornography….we’ll just call these years the detour….every whore needs down time from whoring…otherwise their vaginas would explode….

Here’s the party pic for the virgin losers who love this bitch, even though she’s wronged them by turning her back on nudity…even though that’s kinda her fucking thing.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2012

19

Jun

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless Photoshoot Candids of the Day


These picutres of Rosie Huntington Whitely are circulating…but I don’t know when they are from… I just know that they are not the first time I’ve seen a bitch on a balcony topless…..and they won’t be the last…you see cuz staring at girls on balconies, especially in summer….is always fruitful for a peeping tom…..I also know that this isn’t the first time I’ve seen Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless, she was a model before a horrible Megan Fox replacing actor, proving to Megan Fox that Megan Fox doesn’t matter…..and models are always fucking topless…but that doesn’t mean we don’t welcome new renditions of her titties….especially the bald guys…who hold her as a beacon of hope that they too will find a bitch this hot to settle down with who doesn’t care about their shaved head….

Either way, here they are…..even though I don’t know when they are from.


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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2012

19

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Pink Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a black DJ cockloving, interracial baby making vagina who gets paid a lot of fucking money to be in half naked for brands like Victoria’s Secret, I follow her on instagram, at least I did before mocking her babies little black hand reaching for fruit like he was working a plantation, not cuz I’m a racist, but because I like to address the plight of the black man through jokes…I am an insensitive bastard and maybe I’d feel more sorry about it if black guys weren’t fucking supermodels….or weren’t the president of the USA….of weren’t driving around in 500,000 dollar cars all hip hop….al the fucking time…

Either way, here she is on the beach…not doing the model thing….even though she’s probably putting about the same amount of effort into this as she does in her modeling….

Good.


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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

19

Jun

Octomom’s Masturbation Porn Uncensored Pics of the Day

Octomom’s biggest accomplishment or at least her best decisions, besides having an insane amount of kids that made her famous, even though she didn’t think that one through, is making the move into porn…..

If she had half a brain, which I am not sure she does, she’d have got vaginal reconstructive surgery prior to doing porn, but I can’t tell, cuz the company promoting this, is saving the clown car pussy as the surprise, all I get to see is s stubbly asshole and some rockin tits on a muppet looking face….

Staging her jerking off in front of kids clothes was a nice fucking touch…porn is so original, subtle, classy, and elegant….like a trailer park on food stamp day….or welfare check day….when everyone’s going nuts for cheese puffs and cheap beer…..

All this to say, glad I saw these, will watch the porn, but doubt I’ll be jerking off to it, I’ll save that for when she gets hooked on this shit and starts doing gangbang records….since she’s already broke records of things coming out of her cunt, might as well break some with things going in it…

Here are the highly anticipated by the weirdos pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Octomom|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet…

All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini.

I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple…..

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, starting to warm up to the Vanessa Hudgens strategy of getting noticed….getting naked on camera….sure Vanessa Hudgens was already a huge starlet on a big show when her nude pics were released, but I consider these pics just practice shots of what is to come, because historical data and years of research have proven that the younger sister is always the sluttier one, because the older one paved the way for them, or set standards that were hard to live up to…so if the older one is a wholesome boring nerd, the younger one will be more of a party girl willing to fuck….and if the older one is a party girl willing to fuck, the younger one will be a party girl willing to fuck on camera…it’s just the way family works people…..

Either way, she’s young, in a bikini, hungry for fame, willing to ride her sisters name to get work or noticed, next step nudes she takes of herself and puts on the internet while underage…..get ready for some law suits…cuz this is gonna end badly..

Posted in:Photos|Stella Hudgens