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2012

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The internet made’s me soft….there was a time I’d be outside looking at whores, fucking with whores, fucking whores….but instead I just message them on facebook, they ignore me, so I jerk off to their vacation pics, and we leave it at that…..I move onto the next one in a perpetual circle of life I never need to leave my house to run laps in….Pathetic to some…pretty convenient for others….I’m drunk….Here are the stepLINKS…..

Angelina Jolie in her Natural Child Stealing Form
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Lookin Good Sweethearts Are Actually Looking Good of the Day
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How Not To Demonstrate Martial Arts
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The Creepiest Sports Fans
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Twilight New Trailer for the Virgins
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Lindsay Lohan Cause That Car Accident? Get Right Out of Town
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How Not to Use Martial Arts
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Gallery: 25 Actresses We’d Like To Spend The Apocalypse With
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Paula Labaredas’s Sweet Soccer Booty
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Justin Bieber Should Just Go Ahead And Get Implants
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Hot Schoolgirl Lapdance Leaves Guy Hurting
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nikki Jackson
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Well Hey Free Cam Shows
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Cute 18 Year Old Fucks Herself
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25 Creepiest Sports Fans Ever
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp in Latex Video
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Emma Thompson is Topless
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They Must Be Out of Toilet Paper
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Miley Cyrus in Her Panties on the Set
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Johnny & Vanessa: Officially Done
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Flower Power Style Showdown: Keira Knightley Vs. Dianna Agron (POLL)
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Halle Berry is Probably Gonna Have That Gabriel Aubry Dude Killed
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Alec Baldwin Crazy Watch
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Cunty Horse Kicks a Ferrari
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I’d Like to Punch This Little Rasist Shit Head in the Face – VIDEO
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Check Out This Naked Hottie, You’ll Be Glad You Did
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This Slut is Masterbating in the Woods
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Violent 70’s Roller Rink Cult Orgy Music Video is Right Up my Alley
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Hey There Fashion Hottie
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Guess Who is Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actress?
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She’s Taking Her Tit Out – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde Hotness
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Amazing SubWoofer
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Beyonce Bought Jay-Z a Private Jet
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Miley Cyrus Tits And Underwear Candid Slutty Pics
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Lisa Rinna Is Probably Pretty Good In Bed
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Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Blowjob Technique
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Ashley Tisdale Is A Whore
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I’m Afraid I Won’t Get Laid
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Gary Oldman Does an NBA PSA
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The Gayest Kid Ever
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Anne Hathaway Hot in Les Mis
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Sabine Jemeljanova’s Big Stupid Tits
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Lucy Pinder’s Rocking Tits with an Audi
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Rachelle Lefevre in Elle
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Katie Leclerc Strapless
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Grace Potter In Her Place for Esquire
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Helen Mena Bikini Ass in SoHo Magazine
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LeAnn Rimes Hot in White Shorts
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Zoo Magazine Sluts in Bikinis
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Asian Porn Compilation in Memory of TheSnake
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Random Porn Clips
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There is one reason I like the Internet…..Pussy….Willing To Be Watched
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2012

20

Jun

Doutzen Kroes’ Hot Mom Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

Supermodel and United Nations Uterus DOUTZEN KROES was spotted in her bikini on the beach like this was a Victoria’s Secret shoot, but it was in fact just a paparazzi shoot, and she was just doing what she does for work for free, because she was on vacation, and sure her career is essentially a fucking vacation, no make-up people were there to make her look better, but she looked good enough, if you can get over the fact that she married a black dude and let him cum inside her only to have his baby like so many white girls in line at Walmart before her…

That’s all I have to say about that…..


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2012

20

Jun

Genvieve Morton In a Bikini With Rockin’ Tits for SI of the Day

I am on the Genvieve Morton kick right now…..you see after FHM South Africa…the most reputable publication in South Africa announced he was the hottest bitch in South Africa, I had to hit the internet and dig up this video of her in her bikini, showcasing all her big tits had to offer, for SI, that may have just dropped, but could have also been released months ago, none of which really matters, because before today’s announcement that shee is the hottest shit in South Africa, she didn’t matter….or maybe she did…I just didn’t pay attention….cuz I never pay attention….

Posted in:Genvieve Morton|Videos

2012

20

Jun

Lana Del Lips Boring Over Produced Upskirt in Concert of the Day


Lana Del Rey may be a scam, or at least a disappointment, you know when you discovered that that soulful sound that came out of her was just a marketing hook made in a lab or studio by someone who was paid a lot of money by Lana Del Rey’s dad to keep Lana Del Rey out of trouble….you know when she wasn’t too busy getting lip injections…..cuz I know the second I saw her perform live – I questioned why I played her video on repeat so many times while cried myself to sleep asking myself why my heart doesn’t bleed…..

I once said, it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity or her music, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts, or even any chick on stage in skirts, or even anyone who isn’t my wife on stage in skirts, so I can look up and see what they really have to offer, so Lana Del Rey, joke or not, clown or not, viral video sensation or not, is a fucking star to me…because she has a vagina I anticipate seeing more of…even if just to see first hand whether she jacks it up like she does with the lips on her face….


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Posted in:Lana Del Rey|Photos

2012

20

Jun

Sofia Vergara Ice Cream Lickin’ of the Day

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It is hot as fuck outside, so what better way to celebrate all the hot moms and their daughter out together trying to cool off together, playing out one of my fantasies, but posting a GIF of Sofia Vergara stuffing her fat ass face with ice cream like she can afford to eat the calories, you know cuz she’s a 40 year old mom and has fat tits and people appreciate her curve, even though every time I see bitches eat ice cream, I get totally fucking disgusted, knowing just what they are doing to themselves, before remembering that if they dont’ care about what goes into them, then I may have a fucking chance getting inside them…

I’m on my way to apply for a job at Dairy Queen right now….cuz ice cream is where summer magic happens….and sucking creamy white high calorie dairy product from a phallus is sometimes too suggestive for my numb, desensitized soul to handle….


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Posted in:Photos|Sofia Vergara

2012

20

Jun

Pixie Lott Shitty Concert Upskirt of the Day


PIXIE LOTT is some UK Popstar trash who has more importantly FLASHED HER ASS ON STAGE IN THE PAST ….because every fabricated, boring as fuck, popstar act, especially from the UK, needs a little sleaze and scandal to not really feel like they’ve sold their soul in exchange for a paycheck that is far better than the one they’d get waiting tables, plus they get to rockout on stage for people to scream at them like they fucking matter…..it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts I can look up, so Pixie Lott is a fucking star to me…with staying power I would like to see dripping off my dick….


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Posted in:Photos|Pixie Lott

2012

20

Jun

Aida Yespica’s Hot Ass in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

AIDA YESPICA is some South American mom/ Pageant winner who has posed nude in the past and who spent the better part of January in her bikini, showing off her awesome South American Ass and implants, cuz South American girls have shitty fucking tits and some take the plunge to save them, while others just breed and get fatter and fatter and fatter, luckily AIDA is too fucking vain for that….rockin’ out hard bodied, looking good cuz we don’t have to see what damage the birthing process had on her whore equipment, cuz she’s wearing bikini bottoms….Smart Move….I guess not all hispanics are half retarded, emotionally driven, drug smuggling farmers…..Some of them are perfect fucking bodies…


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Posted in:Aida Yespica|Photos

2012

20

Jun

Emma Stone in a See Thru at the Spiderman Premiere of the Day

Emma Stone is some boring shit. She is even boring when I posted her IN HER BIKINI ….and I find every fucking girl in her bikini hot….even fat bitches because it is amazing trying to figure out how they let themselves do that to themselves….but Emma Stone might as well been a dude in a bikini, only a dude in a bikini would have been more interesting to look at thanks to the comedic aspect……she’s just overrated shit….and she was at the premiere for The Amazing Spiderman in Paris like she was Kirsten Dunst…. and they say she’s in a See Through, but I doubt her brain would have the capacity to deliver that kind of fun you know since this whole lot of pale fucking skin is notoriously boring as fuck….nerds just like her cuz they assume she’d sleep with them…like they have a chance and not even in their delusional way….based on fact that she’s reallly not great…she’s gotta work on that.


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Posted in:Emma Stone|Photos

2012

20

Jun

Genevieve Morton Named FHM South Africa’s Hottest Woman of the Day

Not to discredit Genvieve Morton’s title of South Africa’s hottest woman according to FHM South Africa…..but the truth is she’s the only South African who isn’t HIV positive.

As a fan of South African woman, because they are some melting pot of fucking hot, for some reason I don’t quite understand, but assume it has to do with rich white European people exploiting poor black natives, making them work their farms and mine their blood diamonds, I mean doesn’t all hot pussy stem from extreme racism in exotic places???

It is nice to see Candice Swanepoel knocked off her ego train by this bustier, hotter according to FHM, Genvieve Morton bitch, cuz I am sure she’s at that point of fucking annoying in her career where she just thinks she is bigger than South Africa….

Especially since Genvieve Morton posts nipple pics on twitter…. but then again so does Swanepoel…I guess it’s part of their culture….nipples, diamonds and HIV….

Here are the rest of the FHM South Africa Hot Pics….

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|Photos

2012

20

Jun

Miley Cyrus in Panties for a Music Video of the Day

I don’t know why Miley is taking pics of herself in her panties, I am just glad that she is, you see cuz she’s on some no carb diet and does pilates, and is 19 or 20, and that makes for a pretty amazing combination of reasons I want to see her in her fucking panties……The rumor is that this is all part of her new video, which I guess is also part of her new look, a look I would like to endorse and high five, but as far as I’m concerned, she might as well be doing this for me…cuz right now….nothing else matters…..I’m such a romantic, I wish I could trap this and keep it in a cage in my basement so that the love never escapes….so much passion all brought on by white panties…Miley may not be the future, but she is the righ now.

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