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2012

18

Jun

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her…

I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet…..

Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day

Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even done the whole popstar thing, at least in Australia, where she won somee reality TV show that got her to be in the same room as Good Charlotte twin in the first place….

The truth is that none of that matters, she’s a fucking nobody, even if she’s got big lips, decent tits, and a vagina capable of eating any pair of pants it faces…you know notorious for cameltoe…Sure she’s hot, but she’s getting old and has got all the attention she deserves, even if she’s doing photoshoots for nuts, half naked pretending to do sports…and even if those photoshoots are kinda amazing to look at…..she still fucking sucks…a real fucking loser….

Posted in:Photos|Sophie Monk

2012

18

Jun

Samantha Gradoville Nipples in her Bathing Suit for July’s Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

All I know about this Samantha Gradoville model is that she’s American….a locally grown tall as fuck, perky titty bitch, who is willing to get naked for fashion, or at least for her career as a model in the fashion world because it pays fucking well and offers a lot of fucking perks from fans and perverts sucking up to her all day, to money, to traveling the world 5 star status, on private jets all to be the face for a brand….pretty fucking genius….cuz all she has to do is show up and have pics taken of her and to make that dream come true…all she has to do is show a little nipple in Harper’s Bazaar UK….hoping it will propel her to the next step…and any girl willing to show her tits to get ahread…from a Girls Gone Wild flash to strippers to this…is a girl who’s professionalism I can appreciate…..

That said, I’ve Posted Her Topless in Numero About a Year and a Half Ago

Now here are her bikini perky nipple pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Samantha Gradoville

2012

18

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Hot in the L’Officiel Hommes 2012 Shoot of the Day

Lohan Lives!

Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV….

If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part….

She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan….

Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion.

Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just saw two high school students pretty much having sex in the park behind a building while their friends watched and cheered them on until the cops came to break them up in what was the weirdest thing I would have filmed if it wouldn’t have got me sent to jail and if I wasn’t so sucked into the amazing…cuz they were 14…..even though 14 today is like 20 from when I was 14…cuz girls get their periods at 4.

I like living in the ghetto. Rich kids fuck in their houses while their dad is at work and their mom is out fucking the tennis pro….Poor kids have no where to go cuz their parents are sitting on the couch in the one room apartment watching Jerry Springer re-runs all day…

You know how it is….here are some links..

Bob Beamon’s World Record Long Jump Whoa! – VIDEO
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100 Hottest Olympians of 2012
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FRee Cam Shows Will Brighten Up Your Monday
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Leann Rimes is Out of Her Damn Mind of the Day
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JWoww is a Fucking Fame Whore Idiot And I Hate Her
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These Three Sluts Get Crazy on Video Chat
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This Looks Like a Great Work Out….If You Have a Fucking Death Wish – VIDEO – VIDEO
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Cute Girls On Bicycles Make For A Great Fashion Campaign, Especially For You Hipster Idiots
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2012

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Girls get mad at me for climbing up fire escapes to watch them while getting ready to go out after taking a shower….they get mad when I sift through their garbage and find out where they work or like to hang out…but for some reason they don’t get mad when I add them to facebook, jerk off to their bikini pics, find out where they work, go to school, hang out, who their last 4 boyfriends were, what their parents do and all other things about their life….and that is the great hypocrisy in life…this generation…

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Here are the stepLINKS….

Mena Suvari’s Golden Chipmunk Butt
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Jenny McCarthy Sexted Her Dentist. No Shit.
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Joey’s Big Fall is Amazing
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25 Hottest Athlete Daughters
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Carrie Underwood Showing Off Some Little TItty
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Kim Kardashian is Horrible in Vogue
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Coco the Fat Biker in her Bikini
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Scooter Jump Fail
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30 Must-See Pictures of Leighton Meester
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Torrie Wilson Sexy Twitter Bikini Picture
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Some Ashley Green, Just Because
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Super Sexy Towel Dance Striptease
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Caro is Stripping Down
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Free Cam Shows Hotness
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JUSTIN BIEBER FANS ARE THE FUCKING WORST OF THE DAY
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This Slutty Pig is Taking a Piss in Front of Some Dudes
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The 25 Most Beautiful Athlete Daughters in Sports
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Monica Jong takes a Bath
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Katherine Heigl’s Ass in an Extended Scene from Side Effects
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Pimp Mama Kris Trained Her Hos Well
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Looking Good Sweethearts – You’ve Been Warned
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Aly Michalka’s Huge Boobs In See-Thru Shirt
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I Almost Forgot How Hot Sara Carbonero Is
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Some Blake Lively, Just Because
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Selena Gomez in a Bikini, Isn’t Into 50 Shades of Grey
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Say Hello to Riley Reid
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Mom High Off Bath Salts Dies After Attacking Her 3-Year Old And Stripping Down To Nothing: Neighbors Heard Growling! [Video]
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Gotta Love a Sexy Web Cam Babe
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Lola and Her Friend Get It On
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How About Some Sexy Hula Hooping?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Sheer Lace Dress
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Cheryl Cole Hotness
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Super Stunning Ex Girlfriend
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Rachel McAdams is Looking Like a Librarian, I Don’t Know Where the Fuck Her Hotness Went
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Coco Austin Sweet Ass Big Tits Tiny Bikini. Score!
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Eva Mendes Is So Fucking Hot In This Outfit…
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Some Acrobatic Gymnastics
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J.Lo is Horrible in a See Through Outfit
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Best Robot Dance Ever
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Sophie Alexandra Titty Outtakes
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Bianca Henry Outtake Titty Pics
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Joanna Krupa is Hot in her BIkini
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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BIG DILDO SOLO
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Some Radom Great Porn
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Lesbian Sex on the COuch
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THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED FOR
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

15

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Hot in Her Bikini Showing Tit for Vogue Italia of the Day


Eniko Mihalik is a great model cuz she shows her fucking tits….

Here she is in a shoot for Vogue Italia shot by Miles Aldridge, the brother of Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret fame and some other model who will remain nameless cuz she’s ditched me as a friend on facebook and life the second she got a modeling contract, bitch…

Earlier this week, some TERRY RICHARDSON STUDI SNAP SHOT NUDES OF HER DROPPED …..and now this…titties for fashion twice in one week…that’s some good ratio….some eager to be famous and willing to do what it takes to get there including getting naked cuz she doesn’t want to be shiped back to Hungary like a cabbage eating Magyar…the kind of work ethic ethnic I love…..

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Sarah Jessica Parker in the Most Offensive See Through of all Time of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker…..the horse woman….is up there with the worst fucking people to ever be on TV….but more importantly the worst fucking people who were celebrated as being attractive, sexual, 30 something documenting her friend’s sex life, all stylish and showing off her big tits for her small frame, distracting from the fact that she was disgusting, cuz other women built her up…and dudes were forced to go along with it, cuz vagina controls us….

So seeing her lookin’ like a zombie you’d need to be on bath salts to wanto to get down with….rocking a see through shirt with no bra…is fucking disgusting…in an amazing kind of way….amazing like Ripley’s Believe it or Not…not amazing like my dick’s so hard I should take a pic of it to use for sexting at a later date cuz it’s peaking….if you know what I mean….worst see through ever….

Posted in:Photos|Sarah Jessica Parker

2012

15

Jun

Bar Refaeli in a Boring Lingerie Shoot of the DAy

Bar Refaeli is boring…she’s a draft dodger in Israel, because she was too busy running around the world half naked with A-List celebrities all while securing her own over-hyped career….and sure her half naked body isn’t all that bad…but then again what half naked body is bad to begin with when you’re not fat and have rocking tits…..and this photoshoot of her doesn’t really make her any more interesting as a person…but I guess when you’re a half naked bitch, being a person, or her personality, morals, values, and character don’t really factor into things….you see cuz being half naked takes precendence…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Torrie Wilson Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

Torrie Wilson is some old as fuck, weathered and beat up, stripper looking pile of ghetto white trash, who used to be a wrestler……you know one of the tacky bitches they threw into the mix to not make the homophobic trailer park fans feel gay about getting a boner for the half naked men, greased up and grinding…

The only thing hot about her is that she is not fat…in fact from 14-20 she was anorexic and love eating disorders cuz they remind me that not all girls are lazy as fuck and into sloppy bodies…her anorexia turned into an unhealthy fitness addiction…..that led to wrestling….

Here she is showing off her fake hair, lips, tits in her inappropriate for a 50 year old hard lookin face, but luckily not so bad because bitch is fit, even if her skin cancer from tanning too hard skin is kinda hanging off her,

Posted in:Photos|Torrie Wilson