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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

15

Jun

Coco’s Ass Being Used as Table for Bethenny Frankel of the Day

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Coco and Bethenny Frankel are both equally horrible, shit stains on society cunts, who shouldn’t matter, but do matter, cuz America is into celebrity and making celebirites out of fucking garbage human beings….

I have seen Bethenny Frankel on her own show once, whinning and being annoying brad about launching her fucking skinny girl bullshit drink…and I have seen Coco stripping in the 90s before Ice T decided to scoop her up and support her life like a lottery ticket she paid for with hre throat fucking skills and the fact that she already had a fat ass and tits, something that black dudes love on white bitches…..

So I can say with confidence that I hate them both.

So seeing COCO bent over, while Bethenny Frankel takes a sip of her shitty fucking cocktail….would be far more interesting if it ended in explosive diarhea….

Or more interestingly, in spontaneous combustion, I’ve heard that it happens to cows because of the methane in their stomachs, and since Coco is a cow, it’d only be fitting….

But unfortunately, all we’ve got is this pic of these old hags thinking they are so clever thanks to their strategic hooker behavior that got them both the good life they have today…..

Posted in:Bethenny Frankel|Coco

2012

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Greased Up Cleavage for Instagram of the Day

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As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking devil….not to mention a fat, lazy, spoiled slob of a woman who wasn’t even good in her sex tape, but for some reason became a brand that makes a fucking fortune….

She was kinda clever, posting a pic of her foot in her monster sister’s Khloe’s shoe, quoting something from the OJ trial, because she knows OJ is the monster sister’s real dad, and that is funny to mock….

I don’t know what this picture is from, but I do know that Kim Kardashian is promoting it hard, so she must like the way they photoshopped her into something that isn’t all that offensive, you know cuz they cropped it cleavage up, leaving out all the fat bellys, gunts and thighs….good times…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Xenia Deli Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Xenia Deli is some hot as fuck ridiculously hot as fuck amazingly hot as fuck model who pretty much came out of no where, but who has an awesome name, that I can imagine comes from some war torn country…..and she’s doing this model thing big…..getting naked for fashion from all ankles…positioning herself in a way that she’ll become the next big thing…I’m talking bigger than Kate Upton, cover of SI, working for Victoria’s Secret…not being used to her willing to get naked potential…but making serious fucking bank….look out for this one, them titties are going places…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Xenia Deli

2012

15

Jun

RIP LINDSAY LOHAN IN ADVANCE of the DAy

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I just read a story that Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I am not happy about this….

Since the beginning of the site, I have been up on Lohan. She has been the single most important celebrity to me. After years of pretending to stalk her, teasing her, trying to seduce her, we became texting buddies for a few months, hung out once three years ago, and that was the end of that….at least on her end….

For the last three years, I have been on her ass, trying to win her back, trying to save her, cuz I truly believe she can be greatness…she just needs me to K-Fed her and keep her in line, but she wasn’t having it….and never answered….except for the above message last week after the car accident…

Well, I just found out she was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I legitimately….felt sad.

If Lohan dies part of DrunkenStepfather dies….what a fucking waste of amazing….

I generally mock celebrity death….but I don’t mock Lohan….or her death…even if she doesn’t really respect life or her talent as much as she should….I get it, she’s a tormented soul…had a rough life…but it is so easy to fix…

I just hope she is ok…seriously….if not RIP IN ADVANCE motherfucker. 🙁

UPDATE -She’s OK. She’s on set working…Not dead yet and I still want to K-Fed her…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

15

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Naked in Muse of the Day

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Yesterday – Candice Swanepoel posted a picture of her naked ass on twitter….it was from some magazine…and it turned out to be better than expected, because bitch is naked in it, and seeing her naked, reminds me why I hate average girls and fat girls….all bald with her high HIV risk pussy strategically hidden….spectacular…partially because she doesn’t have to get naked in the first place….she makes money without getting naked, she just figures she might as well show it off proper and I’m glad….Africans have such a good work ethic.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I feel like I have failed at life because I don’t have any ridiculous or obscure fetishes….

I wish I could get off to a woman sitting on a park bench…or girls eating ice cream….or fat chicks….but I am so boring, standard and obvious….even though I know life would be far more entertaining if I got off to weirdness

I just woke up – I blame my brain injury.

Best Robot Dance Ever – VIDEO
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The 25 Luckiest Wives and Girlfriends in Sports
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Free Cam Shows For Your Friday Pleasure
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This Magic Mike Movie Looks Like the Gayest Thing Ever
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Lol Cat Video of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan is Concerned With Doing Nudity Now. Yes You Read That Right
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This Girl’s Bikini Isn’t Covering Much
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20 Pictures of Hot Celebrities in Cut-Off Shorts
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2012

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Some one definitely wants me to die….

For those of you who don’t read the site, I was drunk, fell down stairs, got a concussion, didn’t go to the hospital, spent the week puking, blacking out, dying….until today…today I decided to go to the doctor to be saved….since everyone I met told me I should…and there was no doctor on duty….They told me to come back in 3 hours….so I went drinking instead….because at a certain point you have to embrace your fate….If I die let me die bullshit….Miss me if this is my last post….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Chris Brown and Drake Got Into a Bar Fight Over Rihanna – Gayest Gangster Shit Ever
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Meet Mr. Clean UP – VIDEO
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Chuck Norris the Movie
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Athletes Who Bang The Hottest Pussy
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Miranda Kerr Hot in a Photoshoot
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Gallery: The 25 Hottest Actresses On The USA Network
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Maria Menounos’ Perfect Sunny Little Breasts
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Miley Cyrus is Bent Over in a Bikini
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White Girl with a Big Booty Oil Dance in her Bathroom
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Veronica is Sexy is Leather
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Your Thursday Afternoon Better
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Scary Emo Slut Gets Herself Off in the Shower
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Craziest Bench Clearing Brawls in Sports
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Topless Hair Cut!
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Gina Gershon Bikini See Through
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The Creators Of Game Of Thrones Are Sowwy For Putting Dubya’s Head On A Stake
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I Like When Titties Are All Soaped Up
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Twilight’s Ashley Green Hard Pokies on the Street
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Minka Kelly is Sleeping Around
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Kate Hudson is Gettin’ Her Bikini On
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Kendra Wilkinson Wants Us All to Know How Classy She is Now
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A Bunch of Sluts Rocking the Tiniest Bikini Ever
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Sluts in Body Paint
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Bleach Blonde Lesbian Heaven
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What The Hell?? 56-Year-Old Man Stabs Up His 61-Year-Old Roommate Because Of His Stinky Feet
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Sarah and Natalia Get It On
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Kanye West Rumored To Be Making Porn Music Videos?
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WTF Are You Wearing
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Ahhhhh Doutzen Kroes!
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Brunette Teen and Her Dildo
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Here’s Some Photos of the Octomom Gettiong Herself Off
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Expect a Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Sex Tape
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Dancing Dogs Make me Happy
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25 Luckiest WAGS
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Miley Cyrus And Her Sweet Wet Ass
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Katy Perry’s Soft Big Tits For You To Stare At
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Hot Chicks, Big Tits Euro 2012 Babes
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This Guy Must Have A Monster Cock
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Salma Hayek Big Cleavage
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Some Bitch Who Can’t Speak English Can Sing in English….I’d Raher She Be Showing Off How Well She Does ANal in English…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

14

Jun

OCTOMOM Nude Pics From her Porn of the DAy

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I have seen some disgusting vagina in my life, both first hand and in porn, and I am eager to see this OCTOMOM shit uncensored….because that circus freak pussy must be fucking interesting to look at….possibly a mangled mess, flesh wounds everywhere, but there’s also a chance it is amazing…

The uncensored haven’t been released yet, I waited all day for them, but I put in an email to my homies at Wicked, cuz for some reason the porn industry likes me, and I’m sure I’ll get a clip or pics for you soon….and if I don’t someone will…and we can all collectively jerk off to that…cuz something about her is fucking hot….I’m thinking everything….but I’m easily pleased…..too bad she deleted me from facebook for mocking her….I thought that negative hit was gonna get me pussy….but I was wrong….

Posted in:Octomom|Photos

2012

14

Jun

Michelle Beadle Bikini Twitpic of the DAy

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Michelle Beadle is some ESPN sports reporter who you all probably jerk off to cuz she’s hotter and has less AIDS than Magic Johnson….or whoever the fuck they had on the NBA finals running his mouth….

I get that she was a smart marketer, you know cuz she said fuck you to working the local news, and got into sports, see cuz as an average looking girl, she becomes way hotter when talking guy language….and with guys loving her, she’s been able to make a small fortune, establish small fame, and have more dudes jerk off to her than most women and all it took was not being a fucking dyke or having a penis….winning formula when you’re the only chick at the party yo….

Here she is being funny on twitter in a bikini top…posing with monkey dick

Posted in:Michelle Beadle

2012

14

Jun

Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

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I don’t think the highlight of Maria Menounos’ twitter is the bikini pics she posts, if anything, they fucking suck….It is not even the hope that she will slip her pussy like she did that one time….it isn’t even that she is greek and loves anal, making you process every single message she says as one coming from a bitch who uses her asshole for dicks more than her pussy she sometimes flashes….the highlight of her twitter is that her first line item is that she says she’s a “NY Times Best Selling author”….along with Snooki…..something to be proud of, but I like when bitches focus on real accomplishments, like that she’s on TV every night, sure it is the worst show ever, but at least people notice her more than they read her useless books.

Here’s a bikini pic of her she posted yesterday….

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