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2012

13

Jun

Riley Keough in a Bikini for Vanity Fair July of the Day

I am a huge Elvis fan and love everything he has done – except maybe Lisa Marie Presley – but from Heart Break Hotel to the fat years, he is some cool as fuck shit that despite the white trash that is hoooked on him in their trailer park homes, embodies cool…

So it is only natural as a fan of Elvis, to want to jerk off to his granddaughter he never met, Riley Keough’s tits in a vintage looking bikini for Vanity Fair…

Sure she’ll always be in his shadow of greatness, and she’ll always be known as Elvis’ relative, but the one thing she’s got that he doesn’t is life….but more importantly tits…except maybe in the fat years…

Posted in:Photos|Riley Keough

2012

13

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini in Miami of the DAy

*had to remove the images thanks to evil paparazzi – but this video is way funnier and the pic I posted is in it.

Here’s the weird Miley Cyrus face I’ve been missinng so much the last few months when she was photographed showing off her tight young pilates body that distracted me from her weird looking face…I don’t know if it weak chinned, or if it just looks like she’s sucking on something sour, but this is the reason I was never a fan of her….before she started showing off her tight pilates body….you see cuz as much as I hate broken down faces, I really love hot fit bodies, almost causing conflict for me, until remembering it is Miley and how hard I’d like to K-Fed her….shit she could get her face eaten off by some homeless dude on Bath Salts and I’d still take her to prom – if you know what I mean.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Gina Gershon Bikini of the Day

Gina Gershon is 50 and in her bikini. I don’t know shit about her, but apparently she went to High School with Lenny Kravitz at Beverly Hills High along with the cast of 90210 …which is something I wish my WIKIPEDIA page read, but unfortunately, I don’t have a wikipededia page, because I don’t matter, it is like I don’t even fucking exist according to the internet….and supported by my soul….you see cuz I’m dead on the inside…I blame my wife’s disgusting vagina for ruining me…


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Posted in:Gina Gershon|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Sky Ferreira in her Underwear and Covered in Lipstick and Spider of the Day

Sky Ferreira used to be my internet homie….we’d talk often enough then something called a record deal happened and like all internet homies we had to part ways…not because I was against maintaining internet homie status, if anything now there was a reason to be internet homies, since she could link me to hot model pussy, instead of just talking to me about nonsense, but now it is official, she has become too cool for me by her standards, or maybe by her PR teams standards and that is so fucking weak…..she got more and more magazine covers, hung out with Katy Perry more and more often on her quest to being a popstar…..and figured lets delete Stepfather from Facebook and twitter like we never used to chat all the fucking time cuz he’s not respected or a wrung on my social climb. Weak….but typical…

That kind of behavior makes me hate a bitch….and luckily her shitty song gives me hope karma is around the corner for her….you know when her 5 fans turn on her for sucking….

Terry Richardson was hired to direct the video, her big move she’s probably proud of and she probably spent her entire budget on….and she’s in her underwear in it, not all that hot for a 20 year old, but then again I never found her hot, but she does have a spider crawling around her twat… something for you goth weirdos to appreciate….

I don’t know why I am posting this – but I’ll blame a broken heart.

Posted in:Sky Ferreira|Videos

2012

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nude on Twitter for Kanye of the Day

So Kanye West posted this picture of a girl assumed to be Kim Kardashian naked in his hotel room eating room service….something I could imagine Kim Kardashian doing because she loves food so fucking much, at least based on her body, that getting dressed before eating would just get in the way of her gorging…..

I figure Kanye is just out for a publicity stunt, which is also the whole reason he is preending to be in love with Kim Kardashian and her fatness anyway, even though black guys do tend to love fat chicks…..

Well, apparently it is actually a pics of Amia Miley, a pornstar I’ve never heard of….who has confirmed it is her big hungry ass on a small frame Kim Kardashia wishes she had….

Here are some other pics she’s posted of her ass….

Posted in:Amia Miley|Kim Kardashian|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I lived through the night, I guess this brain trauma, brain damage, brain bleeding is a slow killer….or maybe, just maybe I am not destined to die…but I am destined to get sued, cuz some asshole paparazi agency is on my ass over an Ashley Tisdale pic I don’t remember posting, trying to get me to pay 500 dollars for her shitty bikini pic, when bitch should be paying me to promote her….assholes….

Here are some morning links while I deal with my dying….

10 Bets That You Can’t Lose – VIDEO
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Looks Like Erin Andrews Got Her Tits Done
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Free Cam Shows to Get You Over Your Mid Week Suicidal Thoughts
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Who Doesn’t Love Honking at Ladies? – VIDEO
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We All Need Some Privacy Now and Again
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Madonna and the Case of Hypocritical Nipple
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Girl Gets Plowed by the Fucking Machine
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Ridley Scott’s “Alien”
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just had a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy….sure it is probably not the first time I have predicted my miserable fate..but it is the first time that I write a tasteless joke and less than 12 hours later….it happens to me….

I made a joke about Lady Gaga gettting hit in the head yesterday, hoping she got Natasha Richardson-ed to put an end to her so the world would be a better place….

Last night, I was on a chair getting something off a self….only to fall head first into a cabinet…cuz the chair broke under my weight…..breaking my fall with the back of my head….full concussion but not into doctors for brain scans….cuz if I do have a brain bleed, even if deserved, it is probably meant to be….

Making me think Gaga is not just the devil’s music, or the devil’s creating, but is in fact the actual fucking devil….and she’s out to get me…unless this was Natasha Richardson’s doing….teaching me a lesson not to mock brain injury that kills…..

Seriously…what are the fucking chances….I don’t believe in coincidence….

Here are the stepLINKS….while I debate hosipital visits….and/or possibly die…

Denise Richards is Hot as Hell and I’m Glad She Got Dumped By Richie Sambora
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Just When We Thought Lindsay Lohan’s Careere Couldn’t Slide Down Any Further
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Robbers Choose The Wrong Store
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Naomi Campbell is Hot in Antidote Magazine
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NBA Finals Dance Team Showdown
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We’re Gonna Be Seeing More of Sexy “Chuck” Star Yvonne Strahovski
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Masuimi Max Is A Sexy Badass
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Naomi Campbell is Still WOW
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Some Funny Office Porn Bloopers
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Take a Peek at This Sexy Babe in the Shower
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Gold Diggers of the Worls, Salute Vanessa Bryant!
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Free Cam Show Excellence! Yeah!
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This Oversized Dildo Turned Her Into a Squirter
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NBA Finals Dance Team Showdown: Thunder vs. Heat
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Leanna Decker is Sexy on Video
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Charlize Theron is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Carissa is a Crack Whore
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WTF Video of the Day
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Rosie Huntington Whitley is See Through
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Carrie Underwood Wants Us to Know She Loves the Gays
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Tanorexic Mom Update!
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Malin Akerman is Pokies
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Kaye Highes is Super Sexy
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Playing With the Sun and the Moon
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George Zimmerman’s Wife Arrested On Perjury Charges
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And Now Some Lesbian Shower Fun
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Brian McKnight Working On New Video For The YouPorn Anthem!
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Ashley Olsen, Just Because
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Miranda Kerr is Tasty as Always
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Blondie Gets Herself Off With a Dildo – VIDEO
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Kate Moss is Braless
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Charlize Theron is a Class Act
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Fail Compilation for June
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Selena Gomez is Hot in Elle
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Most Impressive Athlete Talents Ever
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Honking at the Ladies Gag
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Pipa Vanlencia Rolls Around Half Naked. Gives Me Wood
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Salma Hayek And Her Incredible Bouncy Tits
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Rihanna Walks Around Topless In NYC
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Malin Akerman Doubles The Pleasure. Nips Out And Camel Toe
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Crazy Action Sports
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Jessica Perez Hot in a Bikini for SI
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Deena Cortese in Her Fat Chick Bikini
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Elin Nordegren in a Bikini
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Some Bitch Named Jorgie Porter You Will Want to Fuck
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Gabrielle Union Rockin’ a Black Bikini
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Katy Perry Ass Flasher
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More Rihanna in her Sheer Top
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Erin Andrews Hot Fake Tits in Her Bikini
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Seducing the Cable Guy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

12

Jun

Gisele Hot in a Bikini for Vogue Paris of the Day


I posted the cover of this HOT VOGUE PARIS BIKINI SHOOT WITH GISELE a few weeks ago….and today, I am posting the rest of the pics, that happen to be amazing, and that actually make me feel like I am looking at a woman for a change….she normally was a model I was on the fence about, you know with the whole faking a pregnancy rumor cuz she was born a dude, fired from Victoria’s Secret cuz she was born a dude, married a Football quarterback cuz he likes dudes and is trained to perform to male attention…I blame hazing rituals….

So it just all made sense and made me feel like she may be the gatway to gay….with that hard face…and I didn’t wanna fuck with that…but I guess she got better hormone therapy, cuz she’s looking good all hard nippled and in bikini in Vogue Paris….I am a fan.


Here are the rest of the pics….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Photos

2012

12

Jun

Erin Andrews Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t need to be a peeping tom for this attention whore….who is really not worth going to jail for…especially when your peeping video is what put her useless ass on the fucking map to begin with….dude goes to jail for 2-3 years and she gets on the fucking news like she matters…..

I mean like she matters more than being some half naked attention whore on the beach rockin’ the most ridiculous fake tits….which she doesn’t, but she likes to think she does, as some kind of sportscaster, when all that she really has going for her are some ridiculous fake tits and some fame from a peeping tom video that went viral….which unfortunately is more than enough for me and that’s why I hit her up on twitter….only to be ignored at least once…

Who cares….bikinis are amazing…even on 35 year olds.


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AND TO SEE EVEN MORE PICS OF HER IN HER BIKINI
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Posted in:Erin Andrews|Photos

2012

12

Jun

Kelly Brook’s Awesome Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook was hired to promote shoe Barber bullshit, cuz Barber culture is making a comeback pretty fucking hard, and not just for Black people, but white people are digging it too….I have no idea why, but I also know that if you’re doing anything, from traveling the globe, to picking up dog shit, to wiping your own ass in a public bathroom cuz you ate bad Indian food, it is always better with a busty as fuck chick by your side….everything is better with big old retarded sized tits….and I guess that’s why bitches like Kelly Brook are able to have lasting careers cuz them tits are all she has to offer….which is more that a lot of girls have to offer….and the fact that she knows her place, knows her role, loves her place, loves her role and the big titty whore cuz it pays….make is all the better…see cuz there are so many great tits out there being under utilized, you know that want to be lawyers or business leaders or to save the whales or some shit….but it takes a real champion to throw aspiration aside and take the easy route by taking off their top…you know show your parents how much you don’t give a fuck about how they tried to raise you to be a decent person…..cuz tits get hits…..and tits make dreams come true…and tits are all that matter….at least in Kelly Brook’s case….

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Photos