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2012

14

Jun

More Miley in a Bikini Pics of the Day

Miley Cyrus is fantastic….especially when half naked…and really I don’t know if my enjoyment of these pics has anything to do with this being pictures of Miley Cyrus in a bikini….or if it is just my general liking of all things young, tight bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off their bodies….because I kinda hate Miley Cyrus, she seems like an ignorant, uneducated, trashy hick who would likely annoy me and anyone not on her payroll or not milking her for her personal gain…but she does have that young, tigh bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off her going for her….making her very fucking tolerable…..right now.

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2012

14

Jun

Chloe Sevigny’s Rockin’ Cock of the Day

We’ve seen CHLOE SEVIGNY SUCK DICK IN A HORRIBLE MAINSTREAM MOVIE , now we get to see her rocking a dick for the third time in a mainstream TV Show in the UK.

I like that the mainstream is going more twisted, perverted and creepy thanks to competing with the internet, it is good for my future….but I don’t like seeing my women rocking dicks…

Luckily for me, Chloe Sevigny isn’t my woman….if anything I am not even sure if this raver hipster fashionista party kid is a woman or not, and I didn’t need this “Prosthetic” dick to make the whole thing confusing…..I was confused enough after seeing her get AIDS in kids….it is the Gay disease….

She was hyped in the 90s, I never got it, and I still don’t….but I’ll still look at her naked…even when doing his tranny shit….that I bet she’s taking a liking to and ends up bring shit home with her to practice on her homo fashion raver hipster friends….

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2012

14

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex….

She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow…

Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Photos

2012

14

Jun

COCO is Disgusting in a Bikini on a Bike of the Day


I don’t really know why I am disgusted by COCO….I think it has something to do with despite for my love of a good whore, you know a girl who values her worth by the ability to fuck, or show off her tits, or do dirty things that entertain me, like tickling my asshole with her tongue while I read the paper or some shit….I hate whores….you see cuz it is so easy to be this ridiculous breast implant slut, who puts aside shame and instead puts herself out there like a whore….when the real joy comes from subtle girls, who aren’t so sexualized but still hot, and the second you get them behind closed doors, they fuck like freaks…..you know in ways that should be criminal…while cunts like COCO are too busy trying on push up bras and looking at her chubby whore self in the mirror that Ice T paid for…

Whores are good to look at…and that’s about it…and COCO isn’t even good for that.

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Here’s a bonus pic she posted on twitter 14 hours ago…..all greased up…classy and expenisve piece of fucking stripper trash…

Posted in:Coco|Photos

2012

14

Jun

Julia Stiles in a See Through Dress of the Day

Julia Stiles is the fucking worst, so who give a fuck about Julia Stiles nipple in a see through dress….

She’s the kind of bitch who always set off my retardar….you know the kind of girl you just assume is handicapped/retarded cuz she gives off that vibe….

She was all fucking hype in the 90s or 2000s and I couldn’t figure eout why….maybe it was her amazing performance in Savee the Last Dance….maybe it was just her fucking PR Team that tricked the people into thinking she was hot….maybe her shitty tits, hanging shitty, showing some nipple, will remind everyone that she’s not all that special…..

Let’s think of this post as a public service to help any of you who have jerked off to her in her prime…..not jerk off to her again and if this doesn’t work…. THESE OLD BIKINI PICS PROBABLY WILL …..Retardar gone nuts…

Posted in:Julia Stiles

2012

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The good thing about this brain injury is that I feel high all the time. I am pretty sure it isn’t fatal, since it has been three days and I’m not dead, but if it is just long and drawn out, dying isn’t so bad. I feel kind of like Lohan’s career…..

Here are some links to start your day…while I hunt for a wet nurse to breast feed me.

How NOT to Scam and Insurance Company – VIDEO
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20 Hottest Champions in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Star Magazine Has Officially Hit Rock Fucking Bottom
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Like Most Things That Come Out Of Japan, This Milk Commericial Makes No Fucking Sense – VIDEO
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Denise Richards Got Dumped By Richie Sambora Because Of Charlie Sheen
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Young Wife Strips Down and You Won’t Believe What She Does Next
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Arianny Celeste Poses As A Hot Barmaid
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2012

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My failed pick-up line on facebook today was:

I know we have never met, but I need you to do a favor for me, I want unprotected anal sex with you cuz i have never come in an asshole and I am dying of a brain injury so it is now or never

So far no responses….Here are the stepLINKS….

Salma Hayek’s Got Awesome Tits
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HOly Shit Madonna is Desperate for Attention
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Elizabeth Banks Vintage Photoshoot
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Here’s a 14 Year Old Frech Girl With Braces Singing Adele in a Tube Top for you to Masturbae To
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Hottest Champions in Sports
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10 Ways Adam Sandler Can Get His Swag Back
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Maryse Ouellet Hoses Down The Bikini Body
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There’s Something About Katy Perry That Makes Me Wish Someone Would Punch Her in the Face
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Holding Hands With Strangers – a Prank – VIDEO
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This Sexy Blonde is a Flasher!
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Raven Riley and Kate Get It On
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better
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This Chick Makes Good Use of the Back of a Car…
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Ranking the Divas’ Playboy Pictorials over the Years
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Basketball Babe Jessie Lunderby
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley See Through on the Catwalk
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Who Doesn’t Want This Babes Melons?
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WTF Video of the Day
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WIN! WIN! Malin Akerman See-Thru & CamelToe
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Sexy Penelope Cruz, These MILF Shots Will Have to Do
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Britney Spears = Still a Hick
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Jennifer Lawrence is Working It Out
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Stacey P is the Ultimate Woman
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Julia and Shay Are Lesbian Perfection
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Miss Ivory Coast 2012 Pageant Goes Horribly Wrong When Contestant Can’t Walk In Heels And Starts Dub Stepping! [Video]
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Ally Style is Double Stuffing Herself
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Para-Althlete Sells Nude Calendar Of Herself To Go To Olympics
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I Love a Babe in a Onesie
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Girls of the Euro Cup 2012
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These Babes Are Tit Flashers On Camera
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Jessica Alba, Just Because
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Fireman Saves a Puppy – Amazing
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20 Biggest Underachievers in Sports
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Erin Andrews And Her Big Tits In Strapless Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence Sweet Spandex Camel Toe
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Arianny Celeste Perfect Fuckable Tits
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Salma Hayek Is The Most Powerful Woman In The World. Here’s Why
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Gemma Collins Fat Tits Spill Out Of Her Bathing Suit – Disgusting
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Miley Cyrus Candid Bikini Titties
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Blake Lively Hot in Marie Claire
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I’d Fuck Nathalia Ramos and the Bike She Rode in On
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25 Funniest Sports Interviews Ever
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Amazing Wakeboarding Fail
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Danielle Lloydd Bikinis in Dubai
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Leandra Leal Hot and Half Naked for VIP Magazine BRazil
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Jessica Roffey Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
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Karina Jelinek Hot and Half Naked for Gente Magazine
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Swaroski Crystal Heir SHowing Off Her Old Rich Titties Topless and in a Bikini
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Rosie Jones Titty Flash
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some 18 Year Old Girl in Body Jewelery
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Gymnast Loves to Fuck
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MadamMeow’s Porn Video Compilation
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THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED FOR
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

13

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s Amazing Dumpy Fucking Ass of the Day

I don’t really know what is going on here…or whether I really want to know what is going on here…I’m gonna say that Jessica Simpson was a tank before getting pregnant, became offensively, even medically scary fat after pregnancy, then signed a deal with Weight Watchers to add pressure to herself so that she drops the weight….even though she’s been spotted going to the gym everyday for hours at a time….and still looks like this….but I guess she was a gamble that was worth taking, if she does drop the weight, it will likely be big news, and owning that impossible task, will likely make Weight Watchers a hell of a lot of money….so I get what they were doing there….I just don’t get why it is taking her this long, I am not sure it is even possible, but most importantly, why the fuck did she decide to wear these pants….

My fat wife loves elastic waist bands, she loves making all pants look like leggings, but I don’t like looking at it…it is offensive….it is the kind of behavior that gets her abused…

Let’s hope Jessica Simpson’s baby daddy who K-Fedded her holds the same heavy hand….apparently he doesn’t…..but reality is that she can do what she wants as long as she finances his shit….I get that…..but it doesn’t mean I support it when it ends up looking like this.


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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Madonna’s Ass Flash in Rome of the Day

Madonna’s either forgotten that she’s 53, or she thinks she looks hot for 53, or she’s lost her fucking mind as 53 year old women tend to do with the whole menopause thing that makes them realize they aren’t women anymore and in not being women it is ok to show off their naked bodies…why fucking bother hiding what they have in some weird level of security that scrapes the bottom of the barrel of male attention…..doing all they can to have one last hurrah that they can enjoy partcipating in…even if it offends most straight men who prefer the asses being flashed at them to not be 53.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Madonna|Photos|Videos

2012

13

Jun

Broken Down Lindsay Lohan is Better than Ever of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may not be my friend and she may not be someone I’ve had sex with and she may not even be someone I’ll ever even see again, but I think she’s fucking talent, and I am not talking about just her tits, I’m talking across the fucking board and after watching her in action the last 9 years of doing the site and spending one night together in a hotel room with a gay dude, I can say, I love her fucking tits….and also think she can win an Academy Award if she just stops trying to kill herself…

These are some pics of her broken on set, if you’re like me and dream of nursing her back to health like this was MISERY, you’ll really like these pics….


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