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2012

15

May

Aimee Teegarden Spread Legs in her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

I don’t know who Aimee Teegarden is…and I don’t know what Oceana is…I figure you can google that shit yourself….cuz I’m just into staring at a young bitch with titties in a pretty tight space age looking wet suit…tapping to my fantasies of traveling to other planets and fucking alien bitches cuz as far as I’m concerned…we’re their science experiment…and thus they know how to fuck better….and I’m not even a Sci/Fi enthusiast…I hate the shit…but fuck would I love to fuck some Alien pussy…Sure I’ve fucked pussy that looks alien….but that’s not the same…

Here’s Aimee Teegarden….spreading on a surfboard…in a bikini…

Posted in:Aimee Teegarden

2012

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The smartest thing I ever did was tell my wife I was impotent, you see because she’s so fucking disgusting looking and more importantly smelling, cuz looks can always be ignored with closing your eyes, I could never get hard for her, so I made my crackhead friend write me a fake doctor’s note, so now when I come home smelling of pussy, I just tell her I haven’t showered and my natural scent is pussy….must have something to do with the impotency….you know my loss of manhood….I’m a genius.

Here are some morning link…

This Schticky Gag Reel Eases Us Into Tuesday – VIDEO
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NFL Cheerleader Tryouts: 100 Hottest Photos
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Free Cam Show Sexiness!
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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Well Hello Candace
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Useless Talent #23…Or Is It? – VIDEO
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Tan Mom Wants to Do Playboy. Jesus Christ
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German Amateur Gets Herself Off
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Gallery – The 50 Hottest Prostitutes in Movies
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Posted in:MHD

2012

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It was mother’s day so I got drunk and slept all day cuz my mother is dead and my wife isn’t my mother…but she’s fat enough to look like she’s pregnant with me…but that doesn’t count…I did go outside and see a lot of people together who looked like they didn’t want to be togehter…disappointment and resentment anywhere….I saw new families trying to look excited…and I saw a few lonely girls with no babies…angry at their younger sisters for beating them to the filled up uterus….but most importantly…i saw a chick tanning topless…I think she really grasped the meaning of mother’s day….showing titties I want to suck and feed off of like the 3 year old in Time magazine…Sometimes leaving the house isn’t that bad….

Rihanna Has Dinosaur Tits. Wait, What?
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More on the John Travolta Sexy Time Scandal
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The Sacha Baron Cohen Soundboard
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50 Hottest Cheerleader Twitpics
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Fat Kid’s Sexy and I Know it Cover
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Shailene Woodley in Short Shorts
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Tish Cyrus See Through Tits Or Miley?
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Jugglers Creep Me The Fuck Out
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Candace Bailey Sexy Little Bikini Pictures
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Kate Upton, Oh Lord
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Meet Jessica Byrd
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Lingerie Lovely: Chloe Pridham
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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Brandi Glanville Wanted to Kill LeAnn Rimes and I’m Kinda Disappointed She Didn’t
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Homne Alone Teen Makes a Naughty Video
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50 Hottest Cheerleader Twit Pics of the Week
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Anna Faris Red Carpet White Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Man I Would Love to Bang Salma Hayek
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Lesbian Fail – VIDEO
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Boobs Are Awesome. Nuff Said
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Sheer Dress Showdown: Charlize Theron vs. Kristen Stewart (POLL)
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Lindsay Lohan Pretends She’s Employable
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Lacey Banghard Strip out of a Tight Top – VIDEO
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Isabelle Fontana for H&M
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Brazilian Butterfaces in Bodypaint
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Ahhhhhh Adriana Lima
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Dani Daniels Looks Like A Lot Of Fun
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Drunk Slut / Epic Fail – VIDEO
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MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL – LARGE AREOLA
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How About Some Big Tittied Lesbians?
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Five Celebrities Who Suck At Fucking
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Sandra Shine and Eve Angel Are Wet and Playful
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Some Also Invented a Boob Apron – VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Holly Henderson Arriving at Playground Nightclub
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Slutty Teen Flashes Her Good
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Eve Angel and Cindy Shower Together, Minus the Shower – VIDEO
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Lisa Edelstein Gets New For PETA
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I Love Some Hot Cosplay
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Eva Longoria Red Hot At NBC Event
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Maria Menounos Shows Off Her Bruises
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Gotta Love Some Sluts in Swim Suits
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Christina Hendricks Finally Gives Us A Glimpse At Her Ginormous Super Cleavage
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Blouse
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Nathlia Ramos Has Big, Young Tits And Mel Gibson Hates Her…
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Unicycle Riders Freak me Out
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Rihanna in a Bra Top!
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Stacy Keibler’s Got Hot Legs…
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Adrianne Curry Topless Twitter Pics
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Fat Guy’s Beatle Cover
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Some Bitch in Vegas with a Great Ass
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From the stepFORUM!!
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A Whole Lo of Audrina in a Bikini
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Alexa Vega Nylon Magazine Party
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Miley Hot in a Tube Top and Mom Jeans
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Kendra Wilkinson in a Bikini
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Aimee Teegarden Spread Legs in a Bathing Suit Bottom
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Aliona Vilani in a Bikini
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Charlize Theron Hot Tits in Instyle
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Amanda Cerny in a Tiny Bikini
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More Lohan See Thru Top and Yellow Fingers
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Lisa Rinna Bikini
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Maria Menounos Green Bikini
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Nina Dobrev Lil Tits
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Melena Costa Great Ass in Tight Pants – Holy Shit
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Jody Marsh Topless
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Spanish Singer Loona in Playboy
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From stepSMUT!!
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Bring it ON XXX Porn Parody….
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Homemade Sex
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Hot Random Porn Videos
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Busted Fucking Friend
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Amazing Cum Shots
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Weird Teen in a Strip Search Video
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Hot Bitches…. Monday FUN DAY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

14

May

Miley Cyrus’ Mom Does Mother’s Day Proper with Her Big Fat Tits and hard Nipples of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post the amazingly hot pic of Miley’s mom, the recent divorcee, showing off her big fake tits, with hard mom nipples, yesterday on mothers day, to inspire us knowing the kind of morals and values a stripper looking bitch who married the dude who sang Achy Breaky and gold dug her way to LA with his money cuz she figured he was an accessible meal ticket better than her high school quarterback in her small town turned construction worker she was married to….the same morals ad values that sold her hot daughter to Disney execs….living the fucking dream….

But I can link to it….


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And here’s a pic of miley with her dog…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

14

May

Kate Upton Hot for DT Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton may be overrated. She will probably be fat. Her body is kinda sloppy…at least I see where her body is heading…she’s stil 19…even fat 19 year olds aren’t slippy…. but her tits are massive and rockin…and since tits pretty much control the world cuz they suck all men, even world leaders fall into their evil titty grasp…she’s doing okay and she’s worth staring at…even in these hot half naked pics for DT magazine….even though it is time for her to get naked before it’s too late….take it in before she becomes Anna Nicole Smith

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

14

May

Sasha Cohen Pole Dancing Pics for Twitter of the Day

Sasha Cohen is an Olympic Figure skater and doing what housewives, the same housewives who hate strippers, do to impress their husbands because secretly they wish they were strippers…all that male attention is all they’ve ever wanted but are too angry and full of hate to give into those urges of being an exhibiionist cunt….

Only difference is Sasha Cohen does it for twitter, blurry but still flexible, I mean she is pretty much a stripper professionally on the ice and on skates, only she leaves her clothes on as she bends and flashes panties. making this the logical progression of her career in the off season….or when injury and sponsorships dry up….I’m into her strategic planning for the future like so many dancers, both on ice and on stage before her….

Posted in:Sasha Cohen

2012

14

May

Candace Bailey Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Candace Bailey is 29….I thought she was 12…but that was based on her tits…and I couldn’t cross reference her ass to see if it was in its 30s…or near 30s as asses tend o be the defining body part of age….and what girls hate most about hot young girls…..

I probably didn’t know she was 29 cuz I had no idea who she was until google informed me that she has the high profile job as being the co-host at Attack of the Show on G4TV….a place where so many cunts who pretend to respect nerds and their nerd interests in order to raise their profile and celebrity….I think that’s called bottom feeding….but I guess they give nerds hope that pussy is into their shit…making them work harder and produce the next technologies….maybe pussy like this is all the world needs to inspire virgin nerds to make the next Facebook with their half naked bodies and barely there tits….or maybe bitch is just taking any work to pay her fucking rent cuz 1,000,000 hotters girls want her job….

It really doesn’t matter, she posts bikini pics on twitter and she’s not fat…so I have no choice but to like her and her funny little elf face….

Posted in:Candace Bailey

2012

14

May

Alexis Bledel Topless of the Day

ALEXIS BLEDEL SHOWED HER TITS ON MAD MEN!

This is huge for the VIRGIN LOSERS who read this site…because I’ve known VIRGIN LOSERS in the past…and they all used to love the show Gilmore Girls….her claim to fame before showing her tits on Mad Men….and in being a straight man….that made no fucking sense to me…the only mom / daughter dynamic and drama in a small down I want to deal with, is watching them both choke on my dick, ideall in the same fucking motel room at the same fucking time….but VIRGIN LOSERS are a breed of their own…so this is gonna make some heads explode….cuz VIRGIN LOSERS are fans for life once they commit to an actress to fan…it’s all part of the awkwardness of VIRGIN LOSERS.

Alexis Bledel must have got a set of implants…they look like implant tits to my expert implant spotting eye…not that implants are a bad thing…they save shitty tits…but cuz I like knowing if I am dealing with robot tit you can buy at the store or real tit deal…

Posted in:Alexis Bledel

2012

14

May

Victoria Silvstedt’s Old Bikini Body of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt tried to sue me once and I think it traumatized me more than the pictures she tried to sue me for posting…of her getting eaten out by her Greek Billionaire lover who finances her life…cuz he’s a billionaire and she’s a fucking whore who was once in Playboy. Allowing her to live this amazing life of luxury and for him to have some hot pussy he owns to play with whenever his wife lets him go on his little trips with her….cuz his wife doesn’t care…she’s glad to get him out of the hosue, she’s already had his kids, has been with him years, is bored of his midget dick…but won’t leave it cuz it comes with money and divorces are for whores not because of whores…and that’s what marriage is all about….compromise…

She’s in her bikinis, she’s old, but her one-trick is still working for her …and rocking a bikini like it is all she knows because along with hooking it is all she knows… is working for her too.


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Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2012

14

May

Lindsay Lohan See Through Big Titties in Bra of the Day

The best thing Lindsay Lohan did for her career was get amazing implants…seriously….they are the fucking best in natural tear drop….that people still argue are real…even though when she’s on a meth or anorexia kick…her tits stay the same size…something that any tit obsessed dude who fucks crack whores will tell you…just doesn’t make any fucking sense….

So seeing her in a see through shirt, even if I can only see bra, is amazing, if you don’t focus on her tormented ex addict nicotine stained fingers….unless you are like me and love that shit cuz it shows torment, anxiety, nervous behavior that usually is near the breaking point, or what I like to call the gateway to fun.

It’d be nice if Lohan was friendly with me…because there is so much I’d do to her….from playing with her breasts like I was Samantha Ronson….to winning her Academy Awards…even if I had to steal the shit from Eric Roberts….cuz she deserves it.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan