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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

May

Rihanna Titty in Concert of the Day

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Rihanna was in concert….dressed like some warrior princess….something I have a feeling a lot of you have masturbated to….cuz the cool kids who visit drunkenstepfather are the creepier variety of revenge of the nerds….you know the virgin losers who are too social awkward to even interact with other virgin loser nerds….who masturbate a lot…and who collect weird things….like jars of their semen…that they label and put on shelves in their shitty one bedroom apartments…who don’t work…or create the next Facebook like the cool nerds….butwho instead just stare at girls with erections in their sweat pants…when they aren’t too busy eating canned noodles…and masturbating to shit like warrior princesses….so this Rihanna concert outfit may drive you nuts….while I’m more into seeing her naked, masturbating, or really delivering the whore goods….this kinda concert shit is too vanilla for me….

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2012

May

Gisele Bundchen Covers Vogue Paris of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen has sand on her ass for the June Cover for Paris Vogue….and I wouldn’t mind wiping it off with my mouth and/or penis….despite rumors that she’s a mom….or that she was born a man and that’s why Victoria’s Secret fired her….you know that Brazil tranny connection is pretty hard to ignore….but I figure so long as her cock is tucked in a way I don’t have to see it and her hair long enough….and tits. despite being fake, are available to grab onto…I don’t mind sticking it in her man pussy/anus….and apparently either does your football hero…Tom Brady….but maybe I’m just getting carried away because her ass is hot enough that I’d let her balls rest on my forehead as I tried to lick it….provided she had balls….which she probably doesn’t….she probably just has an empty scrotum looking pussy thanks to her breeding….but she is good enough that if she did….I’d get up in it…..and here’s the cover pic for Vogue Paris….which means more pics to come….which means more pics to come to….stay tuned.

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2012

May

Rita Ora Amazing Upskirt of the Day

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Rita Ora is some bitch from the UK who is getting famous….I posted ABOUT HER BIG TITS IN A REAL TIGHT DRESS once before….because she’s really only been on my radar for a minute….and in that minute she’s already flashed some panty getting out of a car….she’s on the right track to being something important….or important as far as I’m concerned….cuz at 21 and already doing things right….means lots of time before being washed up to be in bikinis, sex tapes, topless and in scandals….and unfortunatly I’ll probably be here posting them instead of living them…eiher way here’s the white hip hop slut trash flashing some cunt that’s not naked enough…

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2012

May

Lady Gaga Thong Ass of the Day

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Lady Gaga is on an Asian tour…and like any try hard with a budget…she decided to hire the most overrated…despite retaining his cool factor…because people are idiots…photographer Terry Richardson…and he’s gone soft and instead of pushing the limit making her fist herself on camera and shit…he’s snapped some pics of her in a thong….showing off an ass I’ve grabbed before she was as famous as she is…..and I guess some other half nakedness you probably would rather not see….but I’m posting anyway cuz I don’t care what you want, coupled with having no quality control, coupled with we’re in too deep….we’re all gonna die….and Gaga’s ass just brings that point home…gotta keep shit miserable.

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2012

May

Charlize Theron Hot in InStyle Magazine of the Day

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Charlize Theron is on the cover of Instyle….long after her modeling took her out of her AIDS filled South Africa….where her mom killed her dad…and brought her to America to be in Playboy then many movies…living the good life cuz she’s hot…and a decade or more later….is still fucking hot….there’s just something about South African white chicks….and their ability to survive Apartheid, HIV, Crazed Safari Animals….that make them hot as fuck to look at and want to fuck but now that they are big in America they don’t have time for you while if you were a tourist in South Africa back when they were 14 and still in South Africa they probably would have jerked you off for a can of Coca Cola….at least that’s how all my poverty striken country fantasies usually play our…

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2012

May

Kristen Stewart’s Fake See Through Dress of the Day

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You want to know something I fucking hate in fashion….fake see through dresses….these are the dresses you see that you think are see through…but are just some flesh colored fabric that when you look close enough looks more like an old ladies support pantyhose than skin….it annoys me…there is no reason for a perfectly healthy, young, celebrity from some ghetto at least that’s what she looks like, to wear a fake see through…she is at her prime and thus a perfect candidate to wear a real see through lacy dress that we can all jerk off to like it’s lingerie….but instead she decides to disappoint….even though she was destined to work as a cashier at WalMart before the Twilight bullshit…just her showing no appreciation for what the public has done for her…what a cunt…that hides her cunt…in fake see through dresses.

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2012

May

Courtney Stodden Annoying in Her Gold Bikini of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is the fucking worst…..but I don’t know if it is cuz she’s an attention seeking stripper pretending to be 16, which in most cases, is amazing and gets extra lap dance money out of me…or if it is because the tabloids, the low level trashy tabloids, are buying into her shit, cuz she’s a novelty, has big fake tits, and is someone to talk about…It is like I want this bitch back working the pole, not running for paparazzi she’s paid and getting published for it…fueling this whole trashy movement….unless it involves a sex tape…cuz bikinis are less fun on whores that seeing how bad hey actually fuck…or how mangled their fake teen pussy is…cuz if she is 16…I’ll be able to tell….via her vagina…but that day is not today….today is her in a bikini…being annying and ridiculous in a way I want to punch her fucking face….but in a bikini none the less….

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2012

May

Dakota Fanning Ass in Leggings of the Day

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There is something magical about young ass…and everyone knows it…especially women you meet in their 30s who are insecure everytime you look at a young girls ass…cuz nowadays you can’t leave your house without seeing all the glory a young girl ass provides…not to mention these 30 year olds once had young girl ass and know they’ve lost it…not matter how many squats they do at the gym….you see cuz there is this small window of opportunity…where the young ass is womanly enough to not be creepy…round and lovely…firm and defying gravity….and I think Dakota Fanning’s at that point in her aging process, cuz good pants may help an ass look rockin…only to take those pants of an experience sadness…but being a 18 makes seems to make an ass rockin’ with or without the pants…which is what we like….

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2012

May

Danielle Lloyd Bikini in Dubai of the Day

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Danielle Lloyd is some Glamour Model from the UK who started out as Miss England in 2004, which led to her prostituting herself in various scandals with various soccer stars…from posing nude to being on Big Brother…only to end up a 28 year old mom of two and a footballer’s wife who never has to work again…but who can sit around in her mom body bikini…living the life she planned for herself….Nothing wrong with having dreams…especially when attaining them involves being a whore. Inspirational.

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2012

May

Malin Akerman Photoshopped in a Bikini for Shape Magazine of the Day

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I’m so ahead of the curve….an innovator if you will…if I wasn’t lazy or a failure at life in general…I would probably be a billionaire…but instead I post other people’s shit like these Malin Akerman in her bikini in Shape BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE PHOTOSHOOT

But now the photoshopped version of them are in….you know the ones they publish in the magazine to brainwash you into thinking she is tighter than she is…

I don’t really care for this bitch, she’s a virgin losers wet dream and plays comic book heros in tights that they jerk off to, but she is in a bikini and looks better than most, so I’ll endorse even though I don’t care….kinda like how I honked at kids walking a breast cancer walk, even though I don’t have a car, I just made the noise, cuz one had a sign that read “Honk for Boobies”….something I believe in even if my endorsement doesn’t matter.

Who cares.

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