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2012

11

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

I am a big fan of Maria Menounos ….I mean as big a fan as I can be of goat milk loving Greek chicks who aren’t fat and hairy and covered in olive oil like most greek ladies I know…you know maybe it is cuz she’s all Hollywood, or maybe it is cuz SHE ONCE FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….allowing me to know exactly what her vagina looks like…..quite possibly a virgin vagina….cuz you know how those greeks are….all about their secondary vaginas….also known as their assholes….

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2012

11

Jun

Alexis Bledel Sideboob in Mad Men of the Day

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Alexis Bledel – a bitch all the virgin losers I used to know were into back when Gilmore Girls was on TV – a show that I don’t think they were really supposed to watch or be into….cuz it was weird for them to watch and be into it….but not as weird as collecting the box sets of DVDs along with shows like Buffy and Felicty…but I guess it was all to support the cause of being a virgin loser….

The fact that 10 years later, the main character from that show, the Alexis Bledel these virgin losers loved a is on Mad Men getting naked, must be too much for these same virgin losers, who likely have had sex, maybe marriage and families now, since a lot happens in a decade, but more importantly, there are a lot of fat 30 year olds who want to get knocked up…willing to settle with social awkward dudes…espeically now that their viring loser hustle has made them rich…..to handle….and that’s why I am posting it.

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2012

11

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic….Not because she’s banged Ryan Seacrest. Not because she’s pretended to be into guy stuff like drinking beer, sports and videogames…..Not because she’s made the move from getting naked for monney to getting a bikini for money…..Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic cuz she made the move from not getting naked to getting naked when she was 18 and it mattered to be the naked hot chick….you see cuz no matter what she does in life, I can always CROSS REFERENCE HER VAGINA PICS AND NUDE MODELING …..making her an eternal slut….something I’m into…poor decisions at a young age….the follow a bitch for life….even when those poor decisions are the basis of her entire existance and career!!

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2012

11

Jun

Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is disgusting…..

She was the 35 year old bitch cast to play Miri in Zack and Miri make a porno….Totally unfortunate move on the part of the people who were behind the movie…because lets face it….if we’re watching a movie about a motherfucker making a porno with his friend he falls in love with…at least make the bitch someone I want to see fuck….

Now Vanity Fair has gone and put her in a one piece bathing suit, doing some Marilyn Monroe fat chick themed shit….

It is not her fault…she’s pushing 40….

Either way, Looking Good Sweetheart.

Horrible.

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2012

11

Jun

Keeley Hazell in FHM UK July 2012 of the Day

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I haven’t done a post on KEELEY HAZELL since 2009….Apparently she had a SEX TAPE but I can’t be bothered to look for it, you have google, do it yourself pervert, I’m not your employee, you’re not the boss of me, but if you were Keeley Hazell you probably could be, I am a weak man when it comes to busty topless sluts…..even if they are Glamour Models….something I kinda hate, eve though I really shouldn’t, I mean busty stripper bitches posing, seems pretty solid to me….

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2012

11

Jun

Lady Gaga Getting Hit in the Head of the Day

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Too bad it didn’t knock her the fuck out – making her stop her horrible song she was polluting the youth with….or more importantly hit her in a way that comes back to bite her in the ass like she was Natasha Richardson a few hours later….

All this to say, the man with the pole is a hero, even though he failed us but not getting the job done…at least he tried….

Lady Gaga is the devil….next time he should use a gun….

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2012

11

Jun

Kristn Bredehoeft from Flipped Off Nude Pic of the Day

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So Kristn Bredehoeft….Someone you have never heard of….Who is fit and rocking some fake tits….and is from some A&E show called Flipped off….had her ex boyfriend spite her and post a nude pic of her on twitter…something we can all safely say wasn’t an ex boyfriend at all, but was staged and set up enough for her to do some sit ups so her stomach looks toned and apply some red lipstick to really bring the harlot home….cuz you see leaked nudes are never actually leaked…they are always staged, especially when bitch is a nobody….not that I am complaining, I appreciate when this kind of think happens…..especially when the bitch isn’t SNOOKI.

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2012

11

Jun

Katy Perry Disgusting Ass Flas of the Day

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Katy Perry is in the UK doing what all the girls are doing….and that’s rocking rompers and shorts that jack up a bitch’s ass like it was the 70s or a loose fitting bikini bottom, showing half their ass cheek to the world, whether walking down the street, getting into cars, playing tennis in parks, or while I masturbate to them through my pant pocket…..

This shit is everywhere, from 12 year olds to 30 year olds, it is the style like it was the 70s, and thank god for that, cuz even the B-List or D-List quality pussy I would generally ignore cuz it is fat, gross, annoying, becomes fantastic……Katy Perry is no exception to that rule….from hate to great all cuz of a outfit choice…..Keep up the good work you retard looking, bad skin, overrated cunt, with horrible music.

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2012

11

Jun

Melissa Satta Flashes her Nipple on the Beach of the Day

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Melissa Satta is some Italian showgirl, whatever the fuck that means, I am thinking either a glorified stripper, or a back-up dancer, who probably isn’t showing a large group of people for the first time in these pics, if anything, it is probably her thing, that’s why she invested in implants, you know cuz implants always lead to more money for girls in the service business….and by service I mean whores.

Luckily, she is also some Soccer or “Football” if you’re a Euro, groupie/slut/WAG/ girl who socceer dudes knock up and marry cuz Soccer dudes love whores who respect their need and understand their need to fuck other sluts in neighboring cities, but don’t complain about it cuz they like the good life soccer fame brings them, cuz in Europe soccer players are Gods…

Here is her nipple flash on the beach….

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2012

11

Jun

Madonna’s Titty Flash in Istanbul of the Day

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I am a really bad blogger. I was emailed this video on Saturday, but was like “Fuck It” my readers suck, they don’t send me nudes, I’m gonna watch this girl in the park playing badminton in short shorts and a bikini top…them I am going to drink til I can’t walk…cuz Madonna, Old and Awkward Madonna decided to flash a bunch of Turkish poeple her did, despite the fact that they are mainly muslim, cuz she’s trying to stay controversial, which woulda been better if they stoned her to death when she was done.

Don’t get me wrong, in the 80s Madonna had some nice fucking tits, but they died along with the rest of her appeal long ago….that is not to say I wouldn’t fuck a 50 year old…but it is to say I wouldn’t enjoy doing it when I did….

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