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2012

27

Jun

Kendall Jenner in her Bikini of the Day

Having a site called DrunkenStepfather has been a curse, cuz people think I am some kind of weirdo who fantasizes about fucking my stepdaughters, even though I do have sex with my stepdaughters when they let me, usually at family functions, but they are over 18….It is not like I am a creep or something….but for some reason…people think I am…and instead of realizing I make sluts famous…they just assume I’m into jailbait….when my favorite age is 20 with enough experience under their belt to not annoy me with everything they say…and with bad blow jobs….

Point being, I don’t care for this Kendall Jennner under 18 year old in her bikini, but I like her better than the rest of her evil monster mash family….but that’s just cuz she’s fit….young and tight…like so many girls I see Roaming the streets in booty shorts making the world full of sex offenders cuz every dude I know appreciates the shit…that is what makes us dudes…


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2012

27

Jun

Maria Sharapova Ass Playing Wimbledon of the Day

I love tennis and not because I am classy, high society, a yuppie or WASP……but because it is the only sport I can watch…probably because the chicks aren’t all beast jocks…they moan and grunt like they are taking it up the ass for the first time…and they flash asses the entire fucking time….it is pretty fucking genius across the board…and this Maria Sharapova is the star of the fucking show….


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2012

27

Jun

Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Kate Upton for GQ rocking a wet T-shirt has been a revolutionary move for her….and it has turned people like me onto her….because before she was some bitch who wasn’t milking her tits to their full potential…who was just squeezing their sloppiness into a bikini…making me think her nipples were the of a fat chick who was only fat in her tits at 19 but who is gonna be fat everywhere when her body catches up to her….and I still believe that….only it just doesn’t really matter at all….cuz she’s in a wet t-shirt bro…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Nipples in a Weird Photoshoot for Terry Richardsaon of the Day

I love Lohan.

Sure, she ignores me even though she once used to text me always and that’s ok…why would she bother texting me….I’m not Terry Richardson, or a film producer, or anyone who can help her, or that she can use for more than being a face to sit on all fucking day, or a body to stand next to to feel skinny, before realizing what she is doing to herself and that she can do so much better, helping her find her self esteem and leaving me broken and alone, even though I have no soul or emotions…..I would have stories of banging Lohan…and possibly a cold sore or two as battle wounds to prove it….

She’s fantastic. I like to tell her we are connected at the soul. I like to believe she’s making a comeback and will win an Oscar….but more importantly…I like staring at her amazing tits that are probably fake…cuz really they are her best performance….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW|Photos

2012

27

Jun

Barbara Palvin In Victoria’s Secret Racier Collection of the Day

I am sure it didn’t take a genius….or that much market research to come to the conclusion that photoshopping out nipples is weird, misrepresentative of the product, and hard to jerk off to….even the Sears Catalog in the 70s had fucking nipple in it, why the fuck would we regress and go more Christian….like shit even the 1920s were more fun than our shitty conservative fucking lives and those people actually feared God and didn’t realize it was actually fucking Aliens….

Finally. I’ve been telling the idiots at Victoria’s Secret to step it up, modernize, stop playing safe, sure they never listened, but that’s only because they don’t know I exist, but I like to think that I have touched them indirectly, like I have touched so many of you and here are the pics…of Barbara Palvin….a hot fucking model…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2012

27

Jun

Aubrey O’Day is Filming a New Music Video with Hard Nipples of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is the fucking worst….I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice to know that I hate her but at least she has some structure to her hustle….

She’s shooting a new video that Debbie Gibson may have produced, which is pretty fucking hurting to being with and she’s already lost my interest….which is OK cuz I lost interest in her piggy look before I even know who she was or why the paparazzi were taking pics of her….

So Diddy banged her, who fucking cares, I know three girls Diddy banged over the last decade, all were treated like shit by him, none went on to make albums with 80s has beens….all knew their place as whores…

But Aubrey, Aubrey is different, she thinks she’s good, smart, pretty, talented, funny….she really is convinced she’s the whole package and I blame her dad for giving her too much positive attention…but not enough positive attention to leave her molested and confused, hating herself and asking “Why?”

The only good news is that she was smart enough to use her fakers tits and squeeze her obesity into some tight outfit that made her look semi appealing, especially to darker skinned folks, like Denzel….for a bunch of Instagram photos she took for her facebook/twitter/instagram fans….social networking in it’s most basic form…doing the Tila Tequila…like this shit was Myspace…..only I was blowing up her comments, and her fans aren’t as loyal as Tila Tequila’s army….

Here are the shitty pics….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photos

2012

27

Jun

Stephanie Rice Hot Swimsuit Pic that’s Causing Controversy of th Day

This ridiculous story hit a couple of days ago, I probably linked it but didn’t bother doing a post on it, cuz swimmer bitches, despite my hatred of fat chicks and my preferring a fit bitch, are built too fucking weird for me….all hipless in Seattle, RIP Nora Ephron….and broad shouldered

But I started seeing people in the media freak out about this Olympic swimmer you’ve probably otherwise never heard posting a pic of her in a fucking bikini….a fucking bikini…and she is a pro swimmer, not fat…what the fuck….

I can only assume people were just digging for an angle, or maybe the Russians are behind it, because it’s not like she posting pics of her with 5 black cocks in her farting cum out of her asshole onto kittens or some shit….It’s just a fucking bikini…..

People are idiots.

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2012

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve just been debating the authenticity of Hip Hop music…..is it pop or is it real….and by debating the authenticity of Hip Hop…I mean masturbating to your facebook profile….

Here are some links…

Real Life Gran Theft Auto? Maybe – VIDEO
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More Paulina Gretzky Twitter Whore-age
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Free Cam Shows Should Kill Some of Your Spare Time
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WTF Photo is Starring Angelina Jolie of the Day
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Lego Printer! Wait, What? – VIDEO
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What A Natural Kiss Between Two Heterosexuals In Love
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It’s Octomom In A Bikini Because I Hate You
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Drunk Nerdy Slut and Her Sluttier Best Friend – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 10 Douchiest Looking Rock Star Characters In Movies
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The paparazzi hate me…and all I want is to just be friends with them….It hurts my feelings….I think I’ll have to go cut myself, cry, drink heavy and fuck two hookers….and while I do that…Here are the stepLINKS….

Octomom in her Bikini
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Spice Girls Reunion Complete With Posh’s Cunt Face…Ughhhh
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Athletes and WAGS in Playboy Covers
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Some Hula Hoop Girl Doing The Hula Hoop In Short Shorts
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Angelina Jolie Flying On Set
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Kate Beckinsale Showing Off Her Body in Women’s Health
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Octomom Has Some Big Tits. Have A Look If You Dare
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Drunk British Bitches With Big Tits Poolside In Vegas
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Paulina Gretzky is a Puck Slut for Twitter
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Let’s Here It For Bouncing Boobs – VIDEO
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30 Pictures of Sexy Singers in Bikinis
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Doutzen Kroes Hot Bikini Mothering
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50 Cent Was In A Car Accident, Left On A Stretcher
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God I Love Flexible Chicks
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Lauira is Sexy by the Pool
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Tuesday Sexy
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Lesbian Slut Gets an Ass Fucking
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Playboy Covers Courtesy of Sexy Athletes and Sexy Athelete Wives and Girlfriends
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Lana Violet gives Jessica Nyx a Nude Massage
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Singer Amanda Palmer gets Naked for Fans
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This Video and This Video Alone is Reason Enough Not to Get Married – VIDEO
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Female Front Wedgie – PHOTO
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Miley Cyrus See-Thru Twit Pic in Black Bra
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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And Here’s Some Selena Gomez, Who is Going to Look 12 Forever
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Looking Good Sweetheart Part 2
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We All Have a Thing for Red Heads in Our Own Way
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Cassandra Kryptik is a Trashy Slut and I Like It
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Corpse On A Plane: Swedish Woman Forced To Sit Next To A Dead Man For The Duration Of A 10-Hour Flight!
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This Slut Strips Right Down
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Bzailey and Mason Get It On
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James Joyce Was A Dirty Dirty Dirty Old Man
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Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Ahhhhhh Salma Hayek
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Well Hey There Web Cam Hottie
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Lindsau Lohan Got More Photos Done By Dirty Terry Richardson
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Emily Rossum Bikni Twit Pics
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Unintentional Flying Tents
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Rebecca Romijn Bikini Top…..
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Jessica Biel See Through And Wet
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Sylvie van der Vaart Is One Hot WAG With Incredible Tits
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Miley Cyrus Is A Fucking Whiney Bitch…With Sweet Tits
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Woman Runs on Field to Grab Ass
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Kate Upton Hot in Vogue
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Funny Road Rage
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Mira Sorvino Big Cleavage
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Liz Hurley Hot in a Magazine
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Olivia Pires Hot in a Magazine
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Paris Hilton Not Wearing Pants
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Mary Louise Parker in a Dress
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Mariah Carey Huge Fucking Tits
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Blake Lively Hot Tits Strapless Dress
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pics
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Kate Hudson Bikini Action
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Jennifer Lopez Bikini
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Lucy Collet Topless in NUTS
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Eva Zaldivar Topless in Interviu
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Jennifer Lawrence Down Blouse Saving the Day
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EPIC ASS – CUM FARTING DISGUSTING
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Cheerleader Porn
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Erectile Dysfunction Like a Boss
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Random Porn Videos
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The reason the Internet is Revolutionary….SLUTS
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2012

26

Jun

Kate Upton Terry Richardson GQ Shoot Video of the Day


People hate me because I call Kate Upton a fat chick who isn’t fat yet….those people unfortunately are optimists who don’t see the dark cloud over the future…They don’t believe in global warming and they are convinced that the rich aren’t investing in space travel because their industry has destroyed the world….they just live in their simple, happy, sheltered life behind blinders and appreciate a set of big fucking tits in a wet t-shirt….all hard nippled and amazing….but that doesn’t mean Kate Upton isn’t a fat girl in training….and even if she is I can still kick back and appreciate this shit too…I can put truth behind me and really take it in….cuz she’s busty as fuck…and this is exactly what the hype is all about amazing…

Either way, Terry Richardson is cashing in on this Kate Upton Train and this is the video that would be better if she didn’t look like she was gonna end up obese….but still good and busty…..

Here are more screenshots…..


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