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2012

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fell in love with a girl on Bath Salts last night…She had an upside cross on her forehead and was posing with her arms out like she was the anit-christ – screaming at everyone walking by her, wearing a belly shirt and mini skirt all toned and hot, like a model gone bad….shaved head and the mark of the beast. I wish I recruited her to do porn.

LOL Cat Video Starts Things Off
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The 21 Most Distracting Fans in Sports. Oh Boy…
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Time to Have Some Fun With Some Free Cam Shows
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Non-Shocking Headline Of The Day: Lindsay Lohan Lied To The Cops
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Ummmmm, There’s a Milkshake on Your Care
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Jersey Shore’s Deena Arrested For Drunkenly Slapping Cars
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Naughty Girlfriend Makes an Even Naughtier Video – VIDEO
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This One is For All You Fucking Nerds Out There.
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2012

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Instagram is too much pressure. I just avoid the shit cuz no one needs to be reminded about how boring my fucking life is…..you should follow me anywhere…while I embrace and accept the fact that the cast of Jersey Shore is more popular than me….likely through suicide…

It is hot out, girls are half naked, and I am hiding in a basement apartment with an obese wife, scared of life….living large like a barge….

I think it is time for a midlife crisis filled with hot women, fast cars and good times….I’ll start mapping that out now…

Salma Hayek’s Really Big Fucking Tits
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Little Kim is Getting Downright Scary
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Gisele Hot as Fuck in Bahing Suits and Wet T-Shirts for Vogue
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Selena Gomez is Showing Off Midriff in a Tube Top and Shorts – AMAZING
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Bill Murray Gone Nuts at a Baseball Game
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Three Ways to Fail a Drinking Test
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The 10 Most Controversial Comic Book Stories Of All Time
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Julianne Hough Showing Off Tit
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Selena Gomez is Selling Some Thing or Another
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Disco Slut Has a Lot to Bare…. – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Laura
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This WTF Photo is Really One for the Books
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Solo Slut Gives Herself a Pounding – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Ring Girls in History
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Danielle FTV Self-Shot Pics
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Sharon Stone’s Pokies
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Remember That Fear Factor Stunt That Got Banned Because They Drank Bull Jizz and Piss? Well, Here’s the Video – VIDEO
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Fucked Up Boob Job. Jesus
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Minka Kelly Big Cleavage
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A&E’s ‘Flipped Off’ Star Kristen Bredehoeft Nude Twit Pic
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Ummmmm I Think Charlize Theron Buzz Cut Her Head
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage is Out of Fucking Hand
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Here’s a Gallery of Lesbian Fun
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Messing With a Spider LOL – VIDEO
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What Happened? 7 Popular Artists Who Went MIA At The Peak Of Their Fame
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Tristan Kingsley is Bringing the Hotness
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Taylor Stevens Tried To Help The Kings – With Her Tittys!
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I’m All About Chicks in Rompers
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Some Cheryl Cole, Just Because
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Gotta Love Some Sexy Amateur Nipples!
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Jennie Garth Has a Kinda Sexy Secretary Thing Going on and I Think I Like It
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Wall Climbing World Cup
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Deena Cortese is Fat, Manly and Disgusting in a Bikini
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Naomi Campbell’s Boring as Fuck Bikini Pics
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Katy Perry Shows Directions To Her Glory Hole
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Ilary Blasi The Best Ass In Italy. That’s Saying Something Because There’s A Lot Of Asses In Italy
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Melissa Satta. I could Live Inside That Ass Of Hers. Here It Is…
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Elin Nordegren Is Hot Enough to be Billion Dollar Pussy….
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The 50 Hotttest Ring Girls in History
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Stupid Fucking Criminal
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Deena Cortese Sloppy Drunk Tits Gets On All Fours…
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Maryse Ouellet At a Food Truck
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Melissa Satta Hot in a Bikini on the BEach
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Lisa Snowdon Hot as Fuck in Fabulous Magazine
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Katherine Jenkins in a Vintage Photoshoot of the Day
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Ilary Blasi Hot ASs in a Bikini That is PInk
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Teyana Taylore Big Fat Tits of the Day
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Giorgia Wurth Hot Body in Max June 2012
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Adrianne Palicki Hot in Maxim June 2012
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Freida Pinto Slutting Out in Flaunt Like it was Dev Pattel’s Cock
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Arianny Celeste Throwback Complex Shoot
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Busty Mom on Cam
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Lesbian Roomate
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Random Awesome Porn Vids
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Economically Challenged Whores
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Girl Squirts on Cam
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2012

11

Jun

Irina Shayk GQ Germany July 2012 of the Day

Irina Shayk is fantastic. If all girls looked likee Irina Shayk, I’d probably be less impressed with how good she is, because I’d be too busy trying to fuck every fucking girl I saw, or more likely, trying to control my boners everywhere I went…along with every fucking dude, cuz she is amazing and she probably knows it, that’s why she’s fucking top Soccer players who are likely gay, you know cuz it give her visibility she deserves, even if Kate Upton’s fat ass is trying to cast a fat shadow on her Russia greatness, I mean assuming you think Russians are greatness, because you haven’t been threated by Russians in the mob for no reason other than that they are crazy, so you can appreciate her cold as ice spy accent and not shit yourself when you hear it….Not that I’m speaking for experience or anything….

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2012

11

Jun

Loris Kraemerh Naked and Hot for Fashion of the Day



Loris Kraemerh is a Brazilian model doing it right by getting naked for fashion and not even the kind of high end fashion you’d expect a bitch to get naked for, you know one of those game changer, career altering shoo that propels her into the mainstream of fashion…..this bitch gets naked for some obscure photoshoot showcasing her great ass and titties, that isn’t even for a fucking magazine or brand, but maybe for her portfolio, or the photographer’s portfolio, that she probably didn’t even get paid to do….my kind of fucking girl…naked in pictures for no real reason…..other than that she can…and looks good doing it.

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2012

11

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

I am a big fan of Maria Menounos ….I mean as big a fan as I can be of goat milk loving Greek chicks who aren’t fat and hairy and covered in olive oil like most greek ladies I know…you know maybe it is cuz she’s all Hollywood, or maybe it is cuz SHE ONCE FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….allowing me to know exactly what her vagina looks like…..quite possibly a virgin vagina….cuz you know how those greeks are….all about their secondary vaginas….also known as their assholes….

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2012

11

Jun

Alexis Bledel Sideboob in Mad Men of the Day

Alexis Bledel – a bitch all the virgin losers I used to know were into back when Gilmore Girls was on TV – a show that I don’t think they were really supposed to watch or be into….cuz it was weird for them to watch and be into it….but not as weird as collecting the box sets of DVDs along with shows like Buffy and Felicty…but I guess it was all to support the cause of being a virgin loser….

The fact that 10 years later, the main character from that show, the Alexis Bledel these virgin losers loved a is on Mad Men getting naked, must be too much for these same virgin losers, who likely have had sex, maybe marriage and families now, since a lot happens in a decade, but more importantly, there are a lot of fat 30 year olds who want to get knocked up…willing to settle with social awkward dudes…espeically now that their viring loser hustle has made them rich…..to handle….and that’s why I am posting it.

Posted in:Alexis Bledel|Videos

2012

11

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic….Not because she’s banged Ryan Seacrest. Not because she’s pretended to be into guy stuff like drinking beer, sports and videogames…..Not because she’s made the move from getting naked for monney to getting a bikini for money…..Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic cuz she made the move from not getting naked to getting naked when she was 18 and it mattered to be the naked hot chick….you see cuz no matter what she does in life, I can always CROSS REFERENCE HER VAGINA PICS AND NUDE MODELING …..making her an eternal slut….something I’m into…poor decisions at a young age….the follow a bitch for life….even when those poor decisions are the basis of her entire existance and career!!

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2012

11

Jun

Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is disgusting…..

She was the 35 year old bitch cast to play Miri in Zack and Miri make a porno….Totally unfortunate move on the part of the people who were behind the movie…because lets face it….if we’re watching a movie about a motherfucker making a porno with his friend he falls in love with…at least make the bitch someone I want to see fuck….

Now Vanity Fair has gone and put her in a one piece bathing suit, doing some Marilyn Monroe fat chick themed shit….

It is not her fault…she’s pushing 40….

Either way, Looking Good Sweetheart.

Horrible.

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|Photos

2012

11

Jun

Keeley Hazell in FHM UK July 2012 of the Day

I haven’t done a post on KEELEY HAZELL since 2009….Apparently she had a SEX TAPE but I can’t be bothered to look for it, you have google, do it yourself pervert, I’m not your employee, you’re not the boss of me, but if you were Keeley Hazell you probably could be, I am a weak man when it comes to busty topless sluts…..even if they are Glamour Models….something I kinda hate, eve though I really shouldn’t, I mean busty stripper bitches posing, seems pretty solid to me….


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2012

11

Jun

Lady Gaga Getting Hit in the Head of the Day

Too bad it didn’t knock her the fuck out – making her stop her horrible song she was polluting the youth with….or more importantly hit her in a way that comes back to bite her in the ass like she was Natasha Richardson a few hours later….

All this to say, the man with the pole is a hero, even though he failed us but not getting the job done…at least he tried….

Lady Gaga is the devil….next time he should use a gun….

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