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2012

11

Jun

Keeley Hazell in FHM UK July 2012 of the Day

I haven’t done a post on KEELEY HAZELL since 2009….Apparently she had a SEX TAPE but I can’t be bothered to look for it, you have google, do it yourself pervert, I’m not your employee, you’re not the boss of me, but if you were Keeley Hazell you probably could be, I am a weak man when it comes to busty topless sluts…..even if they are Glamour Models….something I kinda hate, eve though I really shouldn’t, I mean busty stripper bitches posing, seems pretty solid to me….


Posted in:Keeley Hazell|Photos

2012

11

Jun

Lady Gaga Getting Hit in the Head of the Day

Too bad it didn’t knock her the fuck out – making her stop her horrible song she was polluting the youth with….or more importantly hit her in a way that comes back to bite her in the ass like she was Natasha Richardson a few hours later….

All this to say, the man with the pole is a hero, even though he failed us but not getting the job done…at least he tried….

Lady Gaga is the devil….next time he should use a gun….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Videos

2012

11

Jun

Kristn Bredehoeft from Flipped Off Nude Pic of the Day

So Kristn Bredehoeft….Someone you have never heard of….Who is fit and rocking some fake tits….and is from some A&E show called Flipped off….had her ex boyfriend spite her and post a nude pic of her on twitter…something we can all safely say wasn’t an ex boyfriend at all, but was staged and set up enough for her to do some sit ups so her stomach looks toned and apply some red lipstick to really bring the harlot home….cuz you see leaked nudes are never actually leaked…they are always staged, especially when bitch is a nobody….not that I am complaining, I appreciate when this kind of think happens…..especially when the bitch isn’t SNOOKI.

Posted in:Kristn Bredehoeft|NSFW|Photos

2012

11

Jun

Katy Perry Disgusting Ass Flas of the Day

Katy Perry is in the UK doing what all the girls are doing….and that’s rocking rompers and shorts that jack up a bitch’s ass like it was the 70s or a loose fitting bikini bottom, showing half their ass cheek to the world, whether walking down the street, getting into cars, playing tennis in parks, or while I masturbate to them through my pant pocket…..

This shit is everywhere, from 12 year olds to 30 year olds, it is the style like it was the 70s, and thank god for that, cuz even the B-List or D-List quality pussy I would generally ignore cuz it is fat, gross, annoying, becomes fantastic……Katy Perry is no exception to that rule….from hate to great all cuz of a outfit choice…..Keep up the good work you retard looking, bad skin, overrated cunt, with horrible music.

TO SEE MORE HOT PICS OF HER HOT ASS
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2012

11

Jun

Melissa Satta Flashes her Nipple on the Beach of the Day

Melissa Satta is some Italian showgirl, whatever the fuck that means, I am thinking either a glorified stripper, or a back-up dancer, who probably isn’t showing a large group of people for the first time in these pics, if anything, it is probably her thing, that’s why she invested in implants, you know cuz implants always lead to more money for girls in the service business….and by service I mean whores.

Luckily, she is also some Soccer or “Football” if you’re a Euro, groupie/slut/WAG/ girl who socceer dudes knock up and marry cuz Soccer dudes love whores who respect their need and understand their need to fuck other sluts in neighboring cities, but don’t complain about it cuz they like the good life soccer fame brings them, cuz in Europe soccer players are Gods…

Here is her nipple flash on the beach….

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Posted in:Melissa Satta|NSFW

2012

11

Jun

Madonna’s Titty Flash in Istanbul of the Day

I am a really bad blogger. I was emailed this video on Saturday, but was like “Fuck It” my readers suck, they don’t send me nudes, I’m gonna watch this girl in the park playing badminton in short shorts and a bikini top…them I am going to drink til I can’t walk…cuz Madonna, Old and Awkward Madonna decided to flash a bunch of Turkish poeple her did, despite the fact that they are mainly muslim, cuz she’s trying to stay controversial, which woulda been better if they stoned her to death when she was done.

Don’t get me wrong, in the 80s Madonna had some nice fucking tits, but they died along with the rest of her appeal long ago….that is not to say I wouldn’t fuck a 50 year old…but it is to say I wouldn’t enjoy doing it when I did….

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2012

11

Jun

Snooki’s Leaked Nudes of the Day

I was emailed yesterday about these Snooki nude pics, but I was drunk and I couldn’t be bothered finding a fucking computer to post them to the internet, because they are fucking Snooki nude pics, something I have no interest in seeing, even though I like seeing all girls naked, you see cuz I just never saw her as a girl, but more of a gutter troll that sucks the life out of all things, mainly TVs and the idiot kids who watch her bullshit….and the amazing thing is that I have heard people say that she’s hot…which is a fucking flaw in the fucking entertainment industry…cuz just cuz she’s on TV doesn’t mean she’s worth fucking, bro.

I don’t know where the uncensored titty pics are – and I don’t think I want to find out – I am not that adventurous…

Posted in:NSFW|Snooki

2012

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was happily staring a breasts and asses everywhere I went yesterday….

I realized, or at least was reminded how much better girls are to look at than to talk to and try to interract with.

Sure, you need to talk to them in order to fuck them, and fucking them is great, but sometimes, just looking at them is enough….it comes with less frustration, anger and hate.

Here are some LINKS…

When You Have No Brakes – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Who Bob Kraft is But He’s Banging This Hottie Ricki Noel Lander
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Tommy Chong Has Prostate Cancer and is Using Weed to Cure It
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MMA Ninja Amazingness!
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Wins a Solo Wet T=Shirt Contest
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Baby Sitter Slut Isn’t Doing Her Job – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Regular Girls Married To Famous Men
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2012

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

When I heard Lohan had an accident, I lost my shit, hit the bottle hard, cuz the death of Lohan will be the death of me.

Then I was forced to hang with Ceelo Green thanks to a friend….making me feel like a 14 year old groupie who cares about fat midgets who can sing when all it really does is remind me that girls are whores who are all about money and fame no matter how hard up the people who are famous are….

Needless to say…Here are the stepLINKS….I’ve failed you….

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Making Me Want to Puke Again of the Day
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Okay Sorry But Julia Roberts Looks Handicapped in This Pic
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This Guy Has Balls of Steel
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Lauren Tannehill and Other Sports Hotties
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Julianne Hough Hot in Glamour
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The 25 Best Summer Vacation Movies
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Our Looking Good Sweetheart is Also in a Mug Shot So This is a Two For One
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Georgia Salpa And Her Perfect Bikini Breasts
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Olivia Wilde is Telling the Girls of the World They Should Get the Slut Out of Their Systems Whiile They Can! Yes!
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This Guy Yells At This Slut in a Mini Skirt and It’s Hilariou
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30 Must-See Pictures of Aubrey Plaza
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BITCH PLEASE of the Day
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Gotta Love a Girl That Loves Eating Pussy
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday
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Some Sports Hotties You Will Be Seeing Very Shortly
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Anissa Kate Strips in the Kitchen
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Micaela Schaefer Topless in Bodypaint
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Kendra Wilkinson See-Thru to Big Boobs in her Black Bra
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John Travolta’s Wig Came Out to Play
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Elisabetta Canalis is lonely, pathetic
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Danica McKellar Mocks Death
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Lady Doesn’t Understand Glass Door – What and Idiot…
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Sharapova Wins – and I Masturbate
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Here Comes a Tornado!
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Megachurch Pastor Creflo Dollar (AWESOME NAME) Busted For Choking Out And Beating His 15 Year-Old Daughter With A Shoe
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Charmane Star and Lea Lexis
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Hello Melissa Satta
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Blondie Plays With a Dildo – VIDEO
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Guess Who May Direct the 50 Shade of Grey Movie
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER I am the New 50 Shades of Grey….

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Jean Claude Van Damme’s Daughter’s Cleavage
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Violet Budd Posing in Lingerie
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Kylie Minogue in Glamour Magazine
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Paula Patton Legs
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Period Pants
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Economically Challenged Whores
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Random Porn VIdeos MadamMeow Masturbates To
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THIS IS WHAT I DO FOR INTERNET FUN – IF ANYTHING – THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED FOR
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

09

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a Corset of the Day

Miley put this up on Twitter, and I approve….which I am sure was what she was going for…they all care about their drunkenstepfather’s opinion as they spit in my face and say “you’re not my real dad, I hate you!”….leading to spanking, boners and questionable moral and ethical behavior….Miley is the future….more relevant than tap dancing. I’m drunk. Hi.

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