DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2012

07

Jun

Pregnant and Hormonal Megan Fox in a T-Shirt of the Day

There is a brief window of opportunity with a pregnancy where it is perfect…you know when you can’t knock up the bitch cuz someone else did…her belly isn’t too disgusting, it just looks like she ate too much ribs and hasn’t taken a shit….her tits all swollen and amazing and she’s bouncing on your dick like a champ cuz she’s cheating on her baby daddy and wants her money’s worth….while he is at work to deal with her depression that comes with being stuck to him for the next 18 years or longer even if they do break up – but she’s 30 and wants a baby so bad it doesn’t matter who the sperm comes from…as long as he has money to support the kid through private school …. kind of thing…

Megan Fox is at that perfect stage of the first trimester…and I like it….even if I don’t like her…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Megan Fox|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Hilary Swank is a Dude in Tight Pants of the Day

No Comments »

Anyone else jerk off in Hilary Swank’s break out performance as the Boy who Doesn’t Cry who wasn’t a boy but a girl who rocked a fake dick and short hair all lesbionic with a trimmed bush and rockin’ tits she ACE bandaged down…or was I the only one capable of ignoring her broad shoulders that got her cast to play a dude in the first place…coupled with her horse lookin’ head…cuz I was too busy focusing on the 4 second window of opportunity I call “FULL FRONTAL RAPE SCENE”….

You know there was a time when I couldn’t afford the internet and rated NC-17 movies was all the porn I had access too….I figure it’s better than jerking off to weirder shit like your mom’s soiled panties or some shit….

Either way, ugly or not, I’m digging her ass proper…fit and round is perfect enough for me…cuz I can ignore the rest of her….It really is a talent that only works if the chick isn’t fat…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Hilary Swank|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Christina Hendricks is a Fat Chick With Tits in Hollywood Reporter of the Day

4 Comments »

Christina Hendricks is fat….sure she wears SPANX, she wears BLACK, She wears tight dresses and for some reason people ignore her fat….that reason is her tits….

They aren’t even that great, and I know this cuz I have POSTED HER TOPLESS PICS THAT LEAKED IN MARCH ….and I’ve examined them pretty closely….

But cleavage sucks even the best of us in, and blinds to all that is horrible about the bitch….so as long as she keeps the focal point of her outfit on her cleavage…people will still be celebrating her as something hot….and not as the liability she is to Buffet restaurant owners everytime she walks in the door that she is….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Some Jersey Shore Trash Named Deena Cortese in her Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Deena Cortese is some fucking disgusting pile of shit. I can not believe she is on TV. Sure, she’s from Jersey Shore and the whole point of the show is to mock the worst fucking humans possible, but still, fuck, have a little quality control on the shit….don’t actual put out shit….and the worst thing in these pics, even for someone who has never seen the show, is that I know that she’s fucking annoying, loud, tacky, and just the kind of girl who you wouldn’t even put up with if she was hot as fuck….and that makes her so much fucking worst…she’s a punch her in the face, maybe film yourself fucking her corpse on the internet kind of girl, far too fat to be in a bikini. So fucking gross….someone get the elephant gun and use her tusks to make furniture or some shit….what a beast….who needs to be put out of her misery so we can be put out of our misery but taking away one annoyance as she is the source of all that is bad in the world….or at least the human species….horrible.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Deena Cortese|Photos

2012

07

Jun

More Unnecessary Proof the Kim Kardashian is a Fat Pig of the Day

4 Comments »

I get so much hate for calling Kim Kardashian fat…..everyone gets mad….even though she is fat….but finally Kim Kardashian has announced it to the world….giving me back my credibility to you blind motherfucekrs…

About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works!

Fuck you for doubting me. You are now my enemy…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

07

Jun

Brooke Burke Fitness Titties on a Ball of the Day

1 Comment »

From Wild On to fucking mom….

It always depresses me when the slutty scene chick from the party scene with the fake tits who fucks everyone falls off the map…you know the coke whore taking loads on her face….who disappears…only to be seen again a few years later married to a rich guy rockin a couple kids…on her way to the gym….

It’s like she threw everything away for a hell regular life….that’s why Brooke Burke….fake tits that are the only reminder of what was…depresses me

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2012

07

Jun

Miranda Kerr Hot for Vogue UK July 2012 of the DAy

No Comments »

The thing I like about Miranda Kerr is what other women hate about Miranda Kerr…No, not that she’s married to Orlando Bloom…that shit is irrelevant to me and makes me laugh when I see people actually mad about who stars or any girl they don’t have and will never have because the don’t know and will never know the bitch in question marry….it’s amazing and pathetic all at the same time…

What I like about Miranda Kerr is that she’s a mom who turned around her body into this amazingness reminding us that all fat moms out there ar just lazy cunts…so show your wife this picture and a treadmill…it’s time to get moving fatty.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

07

Jun

Miley’s Hard Nipples on Set of a Photoshoot of the Day

1 Comment »

I love Miley and her bohemian hippie style because she has been embracing not wearing a bra like a little whore…who can’t be a little whore since she’s engaged…and I’ve never fucked an engaged girl as her engagement ring glistens in the light of her cellphone going off as her fiance calls her to come home to clean the house….no wait I have….but it wasn’t with Miley…even though I wish it was…cuz Miley has it going on…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

07

Jun

Ilary Blasi Thong Bikini in Miami of the Day

1 Comment »

Ilary Blasi is an Italian showgirl I have never heard of who has a great choice in swimwear….because shit is jacked up her ass like you see on attention seeking local girls and strippers at the public pool with their half black babies…and there is nothing wrong with that…it is European…..and much better than the fat bitches I see in the bathing suits with built in skirts to cover their disgusting….proving yet again that being an attention seeking whore is good for my eyes.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Ilary Blasi|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Doutzen Kroes in Bikini for Elle Russia of the Day

No Comments »

Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model cuz people have decided her body is the perfect body to showcase their bikinis…and as a pervert who loves bikinis on all women…even fat women..I am not gonna argue that shit…cuz I’d be just as into it if it was on some pig of a woman…cuz it’s not like I have the opportunity to fuck either of these pussies, so I’m just in it for the entertainment factor…and this shit entertains…cuz it is half naked and covered in communist propoganda….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Photos