2012
11
May
I have a bike seat fetish…..
Cuz I know all the pussy a bike seat rubs against…especially on hot summer days….cuz I follow girls on bikes around to sniff their seats when they run in to do errands….
I’m not creepy or anything…I just respect the hard work a bike seat puts in and the engineering that made it a pussy rubbing device on hot sweaty days….it is a hero amongst inanimate objects….
Posted in:Kristen Bell
2012
11
May
Kate Upton gets so much press because dudes love tits…while all I see is an ass that is gonna catch up to the shit…in what is already a kinda sloppy body despite how hard she probably tries to maintain her body….so I got to talking to a girl yesterday who was on my side….and not cuz she was jealous that Kate Upton makes more guys cum in 5 minutes than she has in her 20 year old life….but cuz she has fucking eyes and can spot the flaws in the over-hype that is her…like her Gummy Smile and not so beautiful face when there aren’t cameras and lights and make-up on her….but at least it’s not her bloated gunt….Anna Nicole Smith the Sequel right here..
Posted in:Kate Upton
2012
11
May
Sure the stepNEWS may not be as exciting as the Trayvon Martin gun targets for hick racist rednecks who believe strongly in shooting people in hoods so long as they are black and not mom’s out for a jog…or white….But it’s pretty fucking close….
NY Hot Dog Prostitute Mom Returns To Work
Catherine Scalia went back to work after pleading guilty to prostitution and ran into trouble when she parked her hot dog truck on private property and left before serving customers that had already paid.
Cooling Bra Introduced In Japan
The Super Cool Bra, made of cooling pads, fans, and mints, has been released in Japan to keep ladies cool in the summertime.
Police Sent To Recover Library Book From 4-Year-Old
A four-year-old in Armstrong County, Pennsylvania was visited by police who instructed her to return “Sleeping Beauty” to the library because it was overdue and face charges if it wasn’t returned.
Teacher Fired After Forcing Student To Wear Dog Collar
A Florida teacher is out of a job after forcing students to wear the ‘Cone of Shame.’
Man Throws Coffee On Clerk After Payment Dispute
A man threw a cup of hot coffee on a donut store clerk after a dispute over whether he paid or not.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2012
11
May
I’ve never jerked off to an H&M catalog, but I don’t see why I can’t start now. Why should Victoria’s Secret and L.L. Bean have a monopoly on my jerking off….
This Isabelie Fontana bitch has a great ethnic name that makes you think she’s been imported for this shit cuz she’s top quality…and more importanly bitch has a pretty solid tan…that is perfect for makin’ her titties pop out of her bikini in ways I wanna fuck…
Here are the pics
Posted in:Isabeli Fontana
2012
11
May
Anna Faris was falshing her panties at some event….I am more ito her showig her LEFT BREAST IN YOUR NUMBER ….even though I don’t really give a fuck about the bitch, am unable to really pinpoint any movies the bitch has done, but I know that even if that bitch is irrelevant in my life or immediate set of interests….titties are better than thick panties I can’t see labia poking out of….
Posted in:Anna Faris
2012
11
May
Miranda Kerr was in a white bikini top…..which would be exciting if Miranda Kerr wasn’t a fucking bikini model with thousands of pics of her in a bikini online that she’s been retouched in…both before being a mom and after….that are better than this….reminding us that regular girls you don’t often see in bikinis are more exciting in bikinis….while bikini models you always see in bikinis come standard in bikinis and need to next level that shit with getting fucking naked yo….but I guess you could argue that since she’s pro at this, it’d be like playing one on one with Michael Jordan, a life changing experience, but you wouldn’t win, cuz this is my site and therefore I am always the winner of arguments…even if ulimately I’m a huge loser.
Thanks life for wronging me…..
Thanks Orlando Bloom for reminding me….
Thanks Miranda Kerr for not fucking me….
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2012
11
May
A long time ago – I posted NIPPLE PICS OF HANNAH HOLMAN ….calling her some aspiring model or part time model…or spokesperson model showing tit to get ahead in fashion industry so that she can stop giving out toilet paper samples at Costco…cuz I never heard of her….but some homie…who probably dated her and wants people to think he dated a model…wrote me this email:
Hey Asshole.
This girl is not a low-level model, and nothing she’s doing in this shoot is an attempt to get ahead, as she’s already making it big. She’s well known and respected in the fashion industry. She’s smart, sweet, making big bucks, and obviously has more class than you. It’s embarrassing for you that you have nothing better to do than trash a twenty-year-old girl whom you know nothing about.
You should do your homework before you spout shit like this out of your mouth pervert.
A year later, I still thik bitch is a low-level model…this time showing her tits in another shoot that’s festive with gingerbread…my favorite.
That said….I never feel embarrassed…I know I am a hack…and embrace it…like I embrace staring at whore tits put out on blast on the internet….thanks Hannah Holman you fucking stripper…
Posted in:Hannah Holman
2012
11
May
Arianny Celeste was nice enough to send her lawyers after me in efforts to scare me with a lawsuit of illegally obtaining pics of her based on Florida law, that involved her naked on her hotel room balcony….for someone I ca assume was a paid photographer to generate some buzz, show off her purchased tits like she was still a vegas show girl, and allow her to pretend were illegal to get even more of her in our brain…because some of us aren’t closet cases who like half naked men grinding each other to death and don’t know the stripper trash they put int he mix to make it less gay to watch….you know to justify the boners….with a bikini body I prefer seeing naked on balconies….even though anyone can have tits like this, even my dog…provided I find the right surgeon…willing to go down that road….
Posted in:Arianny Celeste
2012
11
May
Courtney Stodden is probbaly the worst thing the tabloids are picking up on….I hate that she gets attention…
Not because I hate hooker looking trash in sex store gear screaming for attention…but because I hate them when they start getting the attention…..
She’s talentless, uninteresting, not even hot, and more importantly not a day under 30….
It is almost like watching a high school play….sure I’d fuck them all, but I sure as hell wouldn’t finance their Broadway production….
I’ll look on and debate how good the head would be but I would keep it local….something that unfortunately didn’t happen for this trash….she should be the small town hooker….not in LA getting noticed….
She should be a friendster profile….or a myspace profile, you know like it was still 2001 and she was in her first year of college….and not whatever she’s become…
I mean even Tila Tequila had more substance than this lie who hasn’t even done a sex tape or Playboy yet….but she’s got the implants and hard face for the shit…making it only a matter of time…even though it should have been her start….
Who cares….
Posted in:Courtney Stodden
2012
11
May
Lady Gaga taped her nipple….and no one cared…..because Lady Gaga is dead….the public realizes they put too much into this ugly circus act….and it is time to part ways….cuz just cuz a bitch can sing…doesn’t mean she’s worth giving a whole lifestyle brand, you know that she pretends is her vision, when really she should be performing madonna routines for her friends and family when drunk in her aparatment and not selling out arenas….that shit should be saved for hot girls….and not monsters who call themselves monsters who relate to more people cuz gays, fat chicks and other self esteem deprived people see her as their leader….a leader I hope leads them onto a bus that drives off a fucking cliff….cuz we don’t need ugly people polluting the scenery of our lives either…..get em off the stage, off the street, out of schools and make the world a beautiful fucking place…that’s gonna be my socially conscious campaign….you know along with supporting bullying cuz it gets those people to off themselves instead of crafting a huge evil plan…that will get me in jail…
Drunkenstepfather – just doing our part.
Posted in:Lady Gaga
