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2022

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Funny how the ugliest ones are the most vain….

Funny how the people who present themselves as the stereotype of what they pretend to be…it’s kinda racist, sexist, weird….especially when the world buys into the troll..

Day 1 of being a hamster, I shit in wood chips, drink water off a ball bearing and run in a Hamster wheel……ALL DAY….

Day 1 of being a girl…..I sucked my husbands dick 3 times after masturbating all day for him….now I’m making him a pizza….which I guess isn’t a stereotype but more a fantasy….

Right….

Funny how people are actually excited some billionaire bought twitter, saying shit like “he flipped the bird” or “freed the bird” or pretended to buy twitter and is making big changes at twitter for free speech, it’s fucking twitter man, who gives a shit, it sucks, it is the internet, soul sucking and NOT real life and you’re a nerd….

I can assure you that this billionaire clown won’t re-instate my account, despite his lie that his platform is free speech, or that COMEDY is now allowed back on the platform…..

I just put in a request to see how full of shit they actually are…..out of curiously not because I care about Twitter or being on Twitter, I just know that it’s still going to be a “cool kids’ club that I am not invited to…

I am very fucking cancelled even though NO ONE knows I exist, making it super fucking weird…..but not as weird as you….you nerd….

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Dove Cameron’s in a Sheer Dress for a New Video
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Olivia Ponton in a Bikini
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Paige Spiranac in a World Series Costume
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Stephanie Shepherd Nip Slip
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Agata Posnik topless in Unlawful Temptations
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Louisa Warwik in a Bikini on the Beach
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10 Best Action Sequences in a MOvie
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Madonna Doing Poppers on TikTok
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Man Saves A Yellow Moray Eel By Removing A Hook From Its Mouth!
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Lottie Moss as Paris Hilton for Halloween
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Tessa Thompson Nude on the beach
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Hot Russian Track Star Polina Parfenenko
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Great White Shark vs Kayak
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Motorcycle Hill Climbing Competition At La Bresse!
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Will the people cancel SKIMS Please?
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Emily Russo is the Instagram babe of the Day
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Man Drifts His Car, Loses Control Of It, And Hits A Curb!
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You already Know Gisele and Tom Brady Filed for Divorce – FUN
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Mountain Lion finds a Swing
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Rihanna has a New Song and it’s Weak
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Patriots Fans Make a Bong Out of a Bud Light Can
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Heavy Machines at Work
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Collection of Fails from the Castle
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Julia Fox in a Photoshoot
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Tech Difficulties at the BBC
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Farting on Escalator Prank
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2022

28

Oct

Madonna’s Old Ass Weird Granny Titties Won’t Give Up of the Day

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Madonna posted her censored, arguably not censored enough for the instagram terms and services and society as a whole, but too censored for a pervert like me…tits.

I watched a clip from Truth or Dare, which at the time it came out was some scandalous shit we’d jerk off to, but when you look back on it, we’ve become such fucking perverts that it’s lame and tame and fucking try hard garbage….if only we knew better….and Madonna simulates a dick suck on a water bottle that is LAUGHABLE, her fucking teeth connect a dozen times and she barely gets the bottle down her whore throat….to think someone who clearly had to SUCK a lot of dick to become Madonna is a teeth dragger….terrible…

Not as terrible as a 30 year old madonna flashing instagram with her weird Amanda Lepore concept face and weird old lady tits that look like they belong to that Canadian shop teacher…..this is her final art project, not that I believe in art, but it is clearly some fucking concept she’s invested in….and it’s weird….

In her prime, her tits were great, small nippled and fun because pop stars weren’t showing their tits, but now they belong in the old folks home while she soils her fucking diapers….and talks about the glory days while the dementia sets in….

She may have always been Trash…and continues to be trash but has so much support, yes men, money that she doesn’t even realize she’s trash…. a try hard, poser, hack who can’t handle not being the hot chick anymore…so she does anything to get noticed and jerked off to…..AND yes, I’d still fuck her, what do you think I am crazy….I’d suck those tits and call her momma like one of her adopted kids from Africa…it’s Madonna dude…the kind of celebrity you’d dig up after she dies for sex just for the story….so a pre.-dead, might as well be dead, would be a better option….RIGHT….

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2022

28

Oct

NYC Tourism Board Video of the Day

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I don’t know anything about viral marketing, or what these big ad agencies do to get the big paydays from people like the New York Tourism board, but I am going to assume it’s this….

A video of a friendly fuck on the streets of New York, where dreams are made of or some shit, because I guess they’re campaign is that they are the new city of love….where romance happens with the streets on the streets or some shit….

Or maybe it’s just some horny, over exposed to porn perverts, producing some OnlyFans content….

It’s a public fuck and I am sure you’re wondering what it smells like…

Posted in:Videos

2022

28

Oct

Cocktease Strip Tease Girl of the Day

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Here’s a random video of some chick doing a striptease for the internet, she doesn’t show her gash or really reek of sadness, desperation, drug addiction, and needing of money to pay for her baby formula or the deadbeat gamer boyfriend at home mooching….but it should inspire you to take some time this weekend to hit up the strip clubs for some REAL LIFE stripping experience, get some lap dance stains or your pants like a real man….

Posted in:Videos

2022

28

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off Flashers are brilliant, possibly the ONLY thing good in life……so check em out pervert who wants to compare a clothed bitch to a naked bitch when they are the same bitch to see if they’re smuggling drugs or hiding other things….BODY CAVITY searches are the next natural progression to the ON/OFFs….I’m ready…..to go GLOVELESS to make sure there’s no contraband coming through….

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2022

28

Oct

Bhad Bhabie’s Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know how recent these OnlYFans pics of Bhad Bhabie are, I don’t really follow her fucking career you perverts, I just know she went viral from Dr Phil years ago, saying “CASH ME OUSSSIDE” like a little hood rat, despite being a white girl, but you know how it goes…..and from that she was some internet phenom for a younger generation I didn’t pay attention to….until recently hearing she made 30 million or something absurd on OnlYFans posting shit like this, she has fake tits, but barely even shows them off, and still makes 30 million, what a fucking world….I just wonder if Dr Phil takes his 20 percent for creating her…because it would be funny if he ran a sideline OnlyFans management business, you know to jerk off to, for the passion of young sluts selling nudes…he already has the creepy muostache and all…

Her pictures aren’t even great quality, she’s edited to shit, yet making 30 million a year, WHAT a fucking hustle, or scam, but also a reminder how pathetic the people of the internet are, right…

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2022

28

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets! It’s what’s for dinner….or I guess what you’d use to catch dinner in the apocalypse while fighting off starvation and too pussy to kill an actual animal because you’re still traumatized by Bambi or some shit…but instead of it being fish sticks, or fish filet or fish to grill on your campfire…this dinner involves a different kind of fish…one that can sometimes smell like fish….because not all pussy is maintained the same….

I am a fan of accessible lingerie, I like it worn as outerwear…therefore I am a fan of pussy in fishnets to get you in the mood to find an actual woman to go out there and fuck…this isn’t a jerk off site people, it’s a set the mood to celebrate woman so that you leave the house to FUCK them site….

If it was a jerk off site, that’d be pretty gay…me giving you jerk off material, do you want me to hold your dick for you too? You probably do…well if I get hungry enough maybe I will, since I’m too pussy to kill a Deer thanks to Bambi and don’t have any fishnets to catch fish with…FUCK….

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2022

28

Oct

Tommi Rose Tits from A Savannah Haunting of the Day

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I have never heard of this actress named Tommi Rose before, but she’s got a popping instagram with a shit ton of followers, and a porn star name, so I guess I should start paying attention more, it just requires way too much effort.

She doesn’t seem to be a porn star, but porn has been reshaped and there are many grey areas to porn, so you could probably debate that she is one on a level, and not just because of her name…but because of the porn star body….

She seems to be a singer and actor in some low budget horror movie, that is on Amazon Prime called A Savannah Haunting and she brought her tits out, so you know she’s a top tier actress willing to show tits……I mean that’s obviously why she bought them, unless it was for the casting, either way….it was to have a RETURN on INVESTMENT….

Anyway, as a new actress to me, showing tit, I figure an IG round up of her best IG pics is needed….you know since she’s officially talent to look out for thanks to having shown us the tits.

It is that simple…and it is shocking she doesn’t have an OnlyFans in this era of far uglier chicks having OnlyFans….

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2022

28

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As a modern day philosopher with less reach than a homeless guy at at the convenience store in a small town begging for meth money, it is important to remind you that is not about THE PANTY the ass is WEARING…..but about THE ASS that is wearing the panty.

Meaning, if the ass is good enough, a burlap sack jacked up inside it would be exciting and not just because you’d assume it was a hobo or runaway who lost all her clothes in a fire on the train she jumped, but because if the ass is good enough, it doesn’t matter what it wears…

Meaning, the hole shaming of GRANNY panties from the 90s for about 20 years was a load of bullshit…to make girls, some with great asses, insecure about wearing the GRANNY panty despite it being more comfortable, due to panty-lines and being mocked…..unless they were on their period or in relationship when they reveal they aren’t all sex thong and girl’s gotta live….

I don’t think the patriarchy shamed girls for their panty selection, I think that’s just an excuse ugly asses make for burning all their granny panties and replacing them with thongs, only to have THIS here revival in a “don’t shame me, empowwer me” era of GRANNY panty….

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2022

28

Oct

Nina Dobrev in a Black Dress of the Day

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The Bulgarian Canadian who made it to America….thanks to easy immigration laws….that allow people who make enough money to set up shop, to cultivate their young child, by training them to be the actor sold to the industry that Dobrev became…..with the spirit of communism in her soul, this work camp ain’t so bad, in fact it’s quite swanky, luxurious and exclusive….

I don’t know if you’d consider her a huge star, but I’ve recently started appreciating her thin, fit, hot, kind of busty body, while her face looks its actual age and not overly like a muppet ,it’s a good thing.

I mean, I haven’t seen her act, EVER, but they say she was on TV and is riding that money and maybe she’s made some good investments so that she doesn’t need to work, like by letting billionaire Shaun White, snowboarder cum in her, BEST deposit ever…..

Plus she’s Eastern European, she doesn’t need much, just some rationed toilet paper and a dream….so starvation, famine, and all the fun that comes with communism has made her able to stretch her earnings as an actress so that she can do more important things like get stuffed by a ginger snowboarder….the way Eastern European Prostitutes would….not that she’s an Eastern European Prostitute, but we’ll assume someone in her lineage was and that shit gets passed down…>GENERATIONAL TRAUMA if you will…..DNA has MEMORY so that we learn and evolve knowing dangers that would kill us in the wild….we are animals you see….and if it is how to suck dick proper….SO BE IT….

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