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2012

14

Feb

Lauren Graham’s Old Ass in Yoga Pants of the Day

My homeboy at NOTSOMEBODY who is no one special, but who lives in LA, managed to get some of his own iPhone Paparazzi shots of Lauren Graham, the mom you wanted to fuck on Gilmore Girls, you virgin loser weirdo who had no business watching Gilmore Girls, if anything, it’s creepy you know that shit exists, in her yoga pants…showing off her below average mom ass that you probably still want to fuck since anyone who knows who this is, is likely a weird as fuck obesessive compulsive, socially awkward weirdo who thinks he is still married to her from some weirdo ritual he had in the 90s and is making actually her dinner for Valentine’s Day in his shitty weirdo one bedroom basement apartment…

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2012

14

Feb

Kate Upton Does Jenna Leigh Lingerie Throwback of the DAy

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These pictures are over a year old…but I dont’ think that really matters…they circulating around the internet and I’m posting them cuz she’s wearing a thong…but more importantly cuz I’ve had at least 5 emails hating on Kate Upton by people calling me a see out for posting the SI shit cuz it’s all commercial…despite the fact that Kate Upton, although not toned, has huge teen tits and those fuckers pay her to show them off, a service for all of you to seduce their advertisers, all while I get nothing from nobody, sucking at life on Valentine’s Day….

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2012

14

Feb

Kelly Sotherton Ass for Alfa Romeo of the Day

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Her name is Kelly Sotherton, she’s some UK athlete and she’s naked for Alfa Romeo….

Nothing like some jock ass to make me question my sexuality….you know one of those things that really puts me to the test….it really makes me stretch my capabilities as a masturbater….to see if I can actually cum…knowing this is actually a chick….she has to be…she competes in women’s leagues…they test for this shit…..I’m not gay if I get off to this…I’m just approaching that grey area called bi-sexual while not quite hitting it….

In case you are wondering, she is a heptathlete……whatever the fuck that means….to me she’s more of a hermaphrodite….tipping towards the dude side….cuz there are dudes less manly than this…I’m guessing this is some Summer Olympics bullshit…and that she’s pretty talented….and that she’s getting naked for a sponsor….cuz that’s what you do in these obscure sports…they aren’t so lucrative.

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2012

14

Feb

Avril Lavigne in FHM Australia of the DAy

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Best quote from the article….

I’m a rockstar, fuck it”

Sure these pictures aren’t hot….she’s not naked or half naked…which is almost insulting considering where she’s come from, what she’s accomplished and how relevant she currently is…I mean all I see her doing now is fucking Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…and promotion face creams on shitty TV commercials that I always pray end in her getting gangbanged, but never do…

She’s a contrived, fake, commercial rocker pushing 30 who dresses 15….but dudes still want to fuck her and here she is in FHM Australia’s March issue.

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2012

14

Feb

Michelle Bombshell McGee in her Bikini of the DAy

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I don’t really discriminate when it comes to bikini pics….especially not when they are pictures of the bitch who totally destroyed Sandra Bullock’s perfect little image, that I think was hired by her PR people to create the scandal, and thus lead to the Oscar, cuz the last 20 years of her acting wasn’t doing the job, but even this is the kind of pussy a motherfucker leaves his famous, rich, perfect little black adopting wife he played Nazi roll playing games for…..it is amazing…and here she is in her bikini…overly tattooed maybe but it all adds to the great storyline……

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2012

14

Feb

Kim kardashian Has a Dumpy Fucking Ass of the DAy

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This is not news….but Kim Kardashian has a shitty fucking ass….that some how she has marketed as being a great ass….or at least a freakish ass people like to talk about….possibly thanks to only dating black guys…except for the fake husband she was using to drive some attenion her way…but more importantly thanks to spanx…wearing the highest fucking heels and other tricks…that I guess she’s too lazy to pull off…but I’m hoping she’s too burned out to pull off…passing the torch to her jailbait sisters….since no one cares about her anymore…

What it comes down to is that She’s always gonna be a shitty porn star to me

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2012

14

Feb

Olivia Wilde Nude from 2007 of the DAy

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She’s been TOPLESS FOR MAXIM …..HOT FOR GQ …..but apparently back in 2007 when she was working the celebrity scene…people maagazine did a shoot with her… fast forward 5 years…and the photograprapher decides to release the pics that weren’t published that may or may not have nipple in them…because maybe this is his way to get himself known….or maybe these pics have been circulating for the last 5 years and no one cared cuz Olivia WIlde doesn’t matter, but I’m gonna post them anyway…cuz let’s face it…I got noting better to do! Especially not on Valentines Day….

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2012

14

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news…

Cop Shoots Unarmed Motorist to Death

Failed Texas Chainsaw Masacre

Video of Kate Upton Rocking Bikinis

Peeping Tom Caught by Boyfriend
Noelle Kozarâ€™s neighbor went to peep into her window when he was caught by her boyfriend.

Maine HS Football Coach Fired For Posting Nude Photos
A football coach from South Paris, Maine is out of a job after accidentally posting nude photos of himself on Facebook.

Two Columbine HS Students Wounded In Hammer Attack
Two Columbine High School students were wounded when a hammer-wielding classmate attacked them outside a school restroom Monday. According to Aaron Flowers, one of the injured students, a 14-year-old female freshman verbally threatened his 15-year-old friend shortly before the attack.

Wendy Williams Cries Over The Death Of Whitney Houston

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2012

14

Feb

Claire Sinclair Beatup Pin-Up Girl of the DAy

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So Claire Sinclair is Playboy’s Miss October 2010 and Playmate of the Year 2011 and she turns out to be one of those dumb bithes who tries to channel glam and eroticism from the 40s, 50s and 60s, which annoys me, because anyone who markets themselve as a pin-up, instead of as a modern day slut, I’m talking to you Dita Von Teese, and all the fat chicks with Bangs and tattoos who think they are Betty Page……deserves to get beat up…cuz she is not original and doesn’t embrace modern whoring…

Which is exactly what Hugh Hefner’s son did…..and she got an emergency restraining order and wrote shit like

There’s two types of pain in the world – pain that hurts you, and pain that makes you stronger. All of your positivity is giving me strength

I call publicity stunt….from a girl who’s dad recruited her for Playboy, who is clearly a money grubber who dates the owner of the magazines son….for marketing purposes….who cares….well she does…now that she’s a household name….

Watch the video, she’s got good tits…even if her whole act and her whole spousal abuse shit is a lie.

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2012

14

Feb

Lake Bell for Esquire UK of the Day

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I remember Lake bell being some hot slut from a few years ago…I don’t remember what show she was on because I don’t watch TV, but I do remember that I have done POSTS ABOUT HER HOTNESS BEFORE …..my favorite being WHEN SHE DIDN”T SHOW NIPPLE ON CABLE ….

Either way, she’ 32 now, she’s still half naked, looks pretty awesome to me for Esquire and that’s all I really have to say about that…I mean really what more did you expect me to write…other than that I’d like to ring the little bell in her panties with my tongue so that it forms some kind of lake as she grinds against my face…so that it drips down my chin….which would be totally perverted….but not as perverted as Esquire UK with these pics…

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