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2012

09

May

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Had Her Baby of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio has expelled the parasite from her vagina that was polluting her womb and ruining her image as a bitch we want to fuck….and named it Noah Phoenix…..so it is a celebration….not cuz I like moms….but cuz now she can get back to getting her million dollar body back….sure her pussy will never be the same but I have hope that her milk filled titties will be great in a few months when she gets her toned stomach back…I mean it really is all she’s gotta do in life…it is her single responsibility to make her fortunes….so I predict that unlike your lazy pig wife…it will happen…

Here are some of her nipple in some old photoshoot


Here are some pics of how and why she got pregnant the first time back in 2009

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

09

May

Teen Mom Jenelle’s Shitty Tits of the Day

I saw this press release over the weekend, even though I always try to ignore Radar Online’s press releases or exclusives because they are always brainless, stupidity that I can’t believe make advertising money, before realizing I give the public too much fucking credit,

Unfortunately, the horribly shot, unappealing, before and after titty implants pics were emailed to me…..

I’m all for looking at implants and celebrating them for saving shitty tits, but not on of some ugly as fuck Teen Mom with kids and a shitty face that make you grasp why she got knocked up when she did cuz there’s no hope for her past 25 when normal bitches get knocked up…..She had ugly tits, and thanks to her ugly nipples, her implants are ugly too, which I guess work for her because they match her ugly face….

I think the only fascinating thing in all this is that she got a YOLO tat….which is internet for “You Only Live Once”….that people post on twitter….like an annoying MEME….not intended to be profound words of wisdom you brand on yourself…but I guess retard high school drop out to have a baby trash is about as deep as that…Unfortunatley I hate stupid peole as much as I hate shitty tits on ugly faces….

But here are her shit tits anyway.

Posted in:Janelle Evans

2012

09

May

Rihanna For Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson has a good thing going that we call access.

He gets paid insane amounts of money by brands and the media to shoot famous bitches, models and singers, actors and fucking everyone….and in doing that he gets to poach the talent and pull the “do you mind taking a few pics for my next book” or “do you mind taking a few pics for my tumblr”….or “do you mind taking some test shots”….

Obviously these bitches jump on board…they love being in front of the camera…especially for a guy marketed as a legend in the making in photography….who some big mag has booked to shoot them….even though he’s uninspired and not revolutionary despite how many people copy his shit…

I mean what do these bitches know…they are half retarded and live in their bubble and go with what they know….allowing him to profit, get exposure, and thus make more money with their image….It’s a great place to be…..

Unfortunately, I appreciate what he’s doing, cuz at least he’s putting effort in, and these pics of Rihanna are hotter than most pics she’s in, I just would prefer if she was more naked while spreading that black gaping asshole…you know she’s down for that….might as well milk it….

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

09

May

Olivia Munn’s Vagina Hugged for Ocean Drive of the Day

I saw these pictures and probably even linked to them last week…but intentionally ignored doing a post on them because I think Olivia Munn is worthless, bottom feeding, garbage of a human who exploits virgin losers by cock teasing them into thinking she’s into their shit….all for fame….and that kind of shit sucks…..

Since the reader of this site is a virgin loser, into sci/fi, comics, and all other things that help maintain virginity, I think it’s my job as someone who hates that shit, and is too cool for that shit, cuz I’m into fucking, to be like a big brother and look out for you, calling her out for the cunt that she is…..

But when her cunt is being jacked so hard by a leotard, even after being photoshopped, I have no choice but to post it, it’s just what I do here and I justify it as being a good opportunity to mock her a little and call her out for her bullshit…to help inspire you to hate her too….we are an extended family after all….

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

09

May

Ridiculous Power Tripping Cop Who Almost Killed Someone By Not Doing his Job of the Day

I saw this yesterday and it made me mad…and it will probably make you mad too.

The story is simple, some power tripping cop who was manning the 911 phones decided to not do his fucking job, but instead take on the role of school teacher because a girl said “fuck” during a crisis….forcing her to run to the police station to get an ambulance as her dad was in seizure on the kitchen floor, because asshole refused to serve her like a disgruntled cashier at a retail store, instead of like an emergency respondent….

I fucking hate people like this, who don’t realize their place in the world, who preach at inappropriate times, when bitch was just using the system in place to save her dying father….

To make things even more insane, he arrested her under fake charges.

I think we sould all email the Police Chief Thomas Karnes and tell him that his employee shouldn’t just be suspended or fired but in fact arrested for putting lives at risk….Assshole…

His email is tkarnes@citylp.com

DrunkenStepfather.com – always saving the world….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am the Leonardo Dicaprio of titty blogs.

While you digest that fact…and while you ladies masturbate to that fact…

Here are the morning links

I Bet This 8 Year Old Girl Could Kick Your Ass – VIDEO
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20 Sports Hotties & Their Movie Star Dopplegangers
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Free Cam Shows. Wednesday Morning Fun
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Funniest KO Ever – VIDEO
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Alyssa is One Hot Babe
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Teen Mom Janelleès Implants Are in a Bikini Already
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Masterbating Girlfriend on Video
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20 Celebrities Riding the Subway
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Posted in:MHD

2012

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a new pick-up line…It goes like this…..

I used to fuck you mom like a mad man but then she got old and fat, now you’re 18 and perfect, come here and sit on your stepdaddy’s lap

It is nice cuz I don’t have to leave the house to use it…Hasn’t got me laid yet, but I’ve seen a lot of ass and titty everytime I accidentally walk in their bedroom….and I use the word accidentally loosely….

It sounds creepier than it is….no wait…it’s about that creepy…Here are the stepLINKS!

Teen Mom’s NewTits in Bikini
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Anja Rubik is a Sexy Model Type
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Kim Kardashian Fat Pussy Upskirt Getting Out Of Car
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Fun in a 21st Century Sandbox
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Kesha Trying to be Hot in Nothing But an American Flag
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This is a Cool Fucking Skate Video
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The Hot Bitches of the Summer X-Games
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Funn Gun Accidents!
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So John Travolta May Or May Not Have Molested A Man Over Hamburgers
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The 25 Best Hollywood Actors Under 25
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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Almost TOO Hot
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Ahhhhhh Mila Junis
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I’d Like to Be All Over Carol
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40 Photos Of Chicks Showing Off Their Tramp Stamps
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Free Cam Shows. It Makes a Bad Day Better
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The Time Gwenyth Paltrow Told Courtney Love She Was Fat
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This Slut Doesn’t Need a Cock to Get Herself Off
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The Ladies of the Summer X Games
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Joan Smalls Kinda Looks Like Zoe Saldana
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Mandy Moore See Thru With Pokies
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13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever (VERY NSFW)
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A Bunch of Sluts at the MET Costume Gala
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Are You On the WALL OF CONDOMS?
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Elizabeth Banks is Hot and Chose Not to Ruin Her Vagina with a Baby
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Kelly Bensimon Has No Ass
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Larissa Riquelme Nude for Sexy Magazine
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Candice Swanepoel Topless for Vogue Italy
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Gotta Love Some Self Shot Booty
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Bar Refaeli’s new lingerie line looks comfortable
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Hello Lexi Bellle
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Would You Eat the Penis Fish
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Big Toy for a Small Girl
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Ex-Bodyguard Claims That Michael Jackson Was High And He Asked That Randy Jackson Be Shot!!
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Cool Street Drummer and His Hippie Groupie Weirdo
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Heidi and Trina Get It On
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Mexican Presidential Debate Nearly Ruined By Excessive Cleavage
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Summer Brielle Taylor Fingers Dani Daniels Pink
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Playboy Amateur Lindsay Knight’s Sexy Shoot
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I Love Big Slits in Dresses
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Ashley Greene, Just Because
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Carmen Electra is Photoshopped
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This is the Weirdest Self Defense Promo Video Ever
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I’d Like to Bang This Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
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Adriana Lima is Always Easy on the Eyes
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More John Travolta Homo/Lawsuit Rumors
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One of the Funniest KOs
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The Best Fail Faces in Sports
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Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong
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Cameron Diaz is Fucking Hot
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FROM THE stepFORUM
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Drew Barrymore in a Shitty Photoshoot
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Kristen Bell in a Shitty Photoshoot
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Monica Bellucci Behind the Scenes with her Tits
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Tulisa Bitch and her FHM Shoot Despite her Fatness
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Miranda Cosgrove Photoshoot
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Karolina Kurkova Has a Lot of Back
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Octomom Nadya Suleman
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stepSMUT!
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Car Backseat Fuck
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Lesbian Workout Fetish
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A whole bunch of porn MadamMeow Masturbated To Today
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Upskirt in a Shoe Store!
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Slutty Young Hot Bitches Who Get Naked and Fuck for Free
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

08

May

Anja Rubik’s Hot Hip Bone in Her Dress for the Costume Gala of the Day

The world is filled with too many fat chicks….All this processed food, cupcake shops, ice cream parlours are too accessible for them….coupled with the whole “positive body image” marketing that’s out there telling girls to love themselves if they aren’t a size 2, to not kill themselvs trying to be fit, when reality is they are killing themselves being fat….it is propoganda….Lies perpetuated by fat women coalitions against skinny women to make them feel about their lazy selves….cuz recruiting wives to give up the fitness after their first kid wasn’t enough fucking damage…..

My bed is also filled with too many fat chicks….cuz the skinny chicks are rare and being swept up by rich dudes who hate fat chicks as much as I do…cuz that’s natures fucking way…..fat is bad….a sign of death and should be kept for the weaker men….which in my case it has…

So when I see Anja Rubik showing some hip bone, I see hope. Let her inspire…..


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Posted in:Anja Rubik

2012

08

May

Jessica Jane Clement Big Titties in Nuts May 2012 of the Day


Jessica Jane Clement has big tits…..and that’s all I have to say about that….cuz let’s face it that’s all she really has going for her. So much for that being all I had to say about that….I am about to jump into a rant that’s better left squashed….since no one reads this shit anyway….so look at the pics you retard….they are hot….

Posted in:Jessica-Jane Clement

2012

08

May

Azealia Banks in her Underwear of the Day

Azealia Banks is some hipster party rapper who works with people like Diplo….trying to be the next Rihanna/Nicki Minaj/Katy Perry and the funny thing about her isn’t that her dad died when she was two, even though I like black girls raised in single parent households, it’s so rare to find….the funny thing about her is that she lived in Montreal, which is where I live and I woulda totally fucked her if black girls liked me more than enough to not spit in my face, laugh in my face, or call me a racist….more importantly I woulda fucked her if I knew she was gonna be famous, cuz the herpes would have kept us bonded forever….I’m a fame whore like that….like K-Fed, I just want the good life and would jump on all opportunities that present themselves….

Anyway, she’s posing in some underwear and I’m posting it.

Posted in:Azealia Banks