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2012

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The girls I used to harrass on the phone have stopped responding to me…I think I’ve officially aliented my social network of pussy….It’s an interesting feeling being alone in this world…I mean other than having an obese wife…she doesn’t count cuz I’m sure she’s not actually human….

Here are the morning links…

Meanwhile in Russia
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50 Pictures of Hotties Playing Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Helllloooo!!!
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Cali Logan is Easy on the Eyes
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Fat Cat Versus Cat Door Hahahahahaa – VIDEO
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Mark Wahlberg Really Doesn’t Understand Glass
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Teen Gets Tied Up and Machine Fucked – VIDEO
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10 Actors That Always Play the Same Role
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Posted in:MHD

2012

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t think enough hot girls sext me on FACEBOOK …..and the ones who do…may have a penis…or are fat and socially awkward….or are an old man playing with my internet love like it was a sex toy or some RPG game that has no feelings, needs or wants….fuck you internet for the love you don’t give us miserable married people who don’t wanna fuck our wives cuz they are fat…hot girls will never use the internet – they are just too busy being hot girls….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Tan Mom Vs. Snooki: The Case For More Abortions – VIDEO
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WTF of the Day: Lindsay Lohan And Woody Allen Went To Dinner Together….
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Ahhhhhhhh Pole Dancing Hotness
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Classica Subway Ride
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25 of the Hottest Wrestlers
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Carrie Underwood Looks Fucking Hot in Glamour
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Twitter Reacts to Justin Bieber Joining the Money Team
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Maria Menounos Sexy Green Bikini Pictures
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Jessica Szhor Pokies!
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Imogen Thomas Brings the Hotness As Always
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Dead or Alive, Bea Arthur Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Miss Finland Sara Yasmina Chafak Bikini Candids
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Free Cam Shows, Cause Your Monday Has Probably Been as Shitty as Mine Has
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I Love Seeing Teens Get Themselves Off on Cam
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The 25 Hottest Female Wrestlers Right Now
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Blockbuster Babes Bust Out of Their Bras
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Guess Who’s Boning Tyra Banks
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Now These Are Some Big Old Tits
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50 YEAR OLD VS 21 YEAR OLD
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‘Spring Breakers’ Cast Confessions! Selena Gomez & Costars Open Up & Strip Down for Interview Magazine (PHOTOS)
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Meow, The 39 Lb Cat, Has Died
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Holly Henderson Strip Outdoors
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Jennifer Lopez Upskirt
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Rosa Acosta as a Housewife
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Amanda Righetti is One Hot Red Head
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Layla Ko is One Sexy Asian
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Check Out the Zombie Run In Massachusetts
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Big Toy For a Small Slut
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When The Checks Stop… Losses On Oprah’s OWN Network Approach $330 Milli!!!
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How About Some Dutch Teen Lesbians
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30 Athletes Giving the FInger
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Nathalia Ramos Sweet 19 Year Old Bouncy Tits On The Beach
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How Fucked Up Are The Chinese
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Bieber Pretending to be Straight Broke Records
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Sofia Vergara GQ Mexico Hotness
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Taxi Driver in Russian Pot Hole
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UK Prime Minister Wants To Block All Your Porn
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Jaydan Cole is Getting Herself Off
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Marloes Horst – Victoria’s Secret Photoshoots 2012
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Gotta Love a Babe in a Sexy Summer Dress
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St. Barts: Gracie Carvalho – Victoria’s Secret Bikini Photoshoot
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Sorry, But Guys Shouldn’t Pole Dance – VIDEO
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Product Testing: BOOBIES!s
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Well Hello Kristyn K
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When Sure Girls Fail
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Jesus Christ, They Are Making Another Die Hard?
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Rihanna Pissed Off Everybody at SNL
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Olivia Wilde Vs. Emma Stone: It’s A Blond Off!
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Chinese Classroom Slap Prank
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The Catalina. Bring On The Sluts!
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Jessica Alba Pretends She’s Mexican – Which is a Nice Change for her Mexican Ass That Used to Pretend it Was White….
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Shakira is Worth A Lot of Money
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Nutcase Flipping With Guns
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Petra Nemcova’s Awesome Tits
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Ashley Tisdale Face
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Ashley Tisdale Hiding her Face in Tight Pants
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Stacy Keibler’s Legs often referred to as Clooney’s Scarf
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Amy Childs is an Ugly Aubrey O’Day
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Amber Heard isn’t so Glam
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Sheer Top
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Michelle Trachtenberg – Corset
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Lohan Looks Fucking Homeless
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Paris Hilton Looks Fucking Homeless
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Karolina Kurkova Legs
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Theodora Richards Naked in 2007
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Close Up Mastubating Hot Chick
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Jail Fuck
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The Squirtinator is a Hero –
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A Girl and a Fuck Machine
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Hot Skinny Teen Undressing
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Solid Collection of Porn Vids
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More Porn Vids
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Hot Amateur Chick Rubs Herself.
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Even More Porn Vis….
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Hot pussy – usually young and looking for a dollar – I spend my night watching
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2012

07

May

Taylor Momsen’s Panty Flash of the Day

Taylor Momsen turned 18 and is uninteresting to more than just the pedophiles….she’s uninteresting to me and I’ve banged 16 year olds and hated it…thus well aware that my creepiness doesn’t extend to that world….it is legal here…..and I dont’ even bother with it…cuz 16 year olds are fucking annoying and retarded and fucking them means talking to them 98 percent of the time…otherwise it is just rape…

That said, she’s uninteresting because she’s doing the same stunts she was doing when she was underage, panty flashes and bullshit, and as far as I’m concerned, rock and roll spoiled rich cunts are supposed to evolve in their hustle, especially when their best friend is a huge porn star….step your fucking game up and squirt on stage you 18 year old piece of garbage mocking us with your panties like we’re fucking 12….fuck you. die.


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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2012

07

May

Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson Spring Breakers in Interview Magazine of the Day

I think the Springbreakers is going to be my favorite movie of all time….but that could just be their marketing brain washing me with bikinis on young bodies being rebellious…..you know from papaprazzi pics to magazine spreads….I can’t help but get hooked on it….I’m such a consumer like that….throw some titties at me and I’m yours….girls….I’m talking to you…..

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Selena Gomez|Vanessa Hudgens

2012

07

May

Kelly Brook Lingerie for Entrevue France May 2012 of the Day

Kelly Brook in in Lingerie for Entrevue Magazine, which is some shit from France that I would have expected would be more erotic, because I used to watch TV from france many years ago and shit was filled with nipple and bush, so were their magazines…and it’s not like Kelly Brook is thee kind of bitch who doesn’t get naked, she’s always fucking naked….but based this set, I think it is safe to say she wasn’t at her fittest…she’s hit or miss…swollen up and fat or not….but one thing is consistent that we can count on….her big fucking tits….they are all she’s good for….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

07

May

Jessica Szohr Has Some Very Hard Nipples

Jessica Szohr has the unfortunate name that I pronounce as SORE even if it isn’t the way she wants it pronounced…..shit always reminds me of herpes, but then again so do most celeb wannabe bitches…cuz I know what it takes to get where they want to be in their careers…you know they don’t just hand out TV roles, they make a bitch work for it…but we don’t have to worry about any of that, you know since we never met the bitch and will never meet the bitch…which may be representative of how pathetic our lives are that this one girl is not attainable…but we didn’t need hollywood for that….we get enough rejection in everyday life to realize that….and I guess what it all comes down to is that the one thing that was probably SZOHR after these pics were taken and she warmed up was her nipples…them shits are hard.


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Posted in:Jessica Szohr

2012

07

May

Irina Shayk for S Moda May 2012 of the Day

Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie or bathing suits or whatever the fuck these are and she looks fucking hot…you know the kind of girl I’d agree to meet off the internet, even though I have a strict policy of not meeting anyone off the internet, because the internet scares me and is filled with abnormal people…..and it makes me nervous when they are posing as hot bitches….willing to meet me…cuz either they aren’t hot bitches at all….or if they happen to be hot bitches…they sure as hell aren’t stable…I attract the weird ones even via blog post….and I just don’t wanna get murdered….I mean unless it is by Irina Shayk, but she’s no longer in that territory…she’s all famous and snobby and wanted by rich and famous dudes….the days of ordering her Russian ass out of a catalog are done….Sad.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

07

May

Julianne Hough in a Bikini for Glamour UK June 2012 of the Day

The best thing about pro dancers is that they are just so excited to not be strippers…and to not be working an office job, teaching dance to retards or kids to keep in touch with their craft they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on thinking they had a fucking chance….but unable to get naked in public to let men touch their titties for 10 dollars a song when he final rejecton letter came in….you know only showing your years of flexibility while bouncing on the dicks of the many losers they attract cuz they feel like failures everytime they wake up…..Is that they slut whenever they can because they’ve made it in the world and don’t have to slut out for money to pay the rent or to fill the void that is their failure….like posing half naked hugging knees in magazine like Julianne Hough….

Good.

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2012

07

May

Nicole Richie Fake Titties in Glamour Magazine of the Day


The best thing Nicole Richie did after giving birth was get implants…sure the best thing she could have done was kill herself from post partem and years of medicating her own spoiled brat issues of having no biological parents cuz they took one look at her weird bug eyed face and threw her at Lionel Richie…..but we weren’t that lucky….but at least when we have to look at her giving us her stank eye….we can look at her tits instead….cuz even when she was fat as fuck…before the gastric bypass….she didn’t have tits like that….but I guess for her sake…it’s good that she does….I mean especially after two kids forcing your vagina to be bigger than your husband from Good Charlottes….it is needed to make her feel feminine…..

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2012

07

May

Tara Reid Half Naked for Loaded of the Day

Tara Reid has had a pretty amazing life, but more importanly it is amazing that she still has a life….you know throwing away an acting career, that was still bottom feeding in shitty movie, was still a career that made her money consistently as well as made guys jerk off to her pre-implants, during botched tit job, and after titty upgrade….to become a perpetual party host drunk, living college spring break well into her 40s, and now with her big comeback tour of American Pie 47, featuring original gang of reject has-beens to keep the story continuity, she’s now getting some interest from other places….and who fucking cares…oh right I do…cuz she’s doing it half naked….Good little bottom feeder…not release a sex tape. It’s time.

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