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2012

13

Apr

Emma Watson in Shorts and a Skimpy Top of the Day

I always get creeped out by Emma Watson, even if she’s a 25 year old bitch with a tacky girls gone wild tramp stamp….clearly not a pre-pubescent girl from Harry Potter movies….not because pre-pubescent girls creep me out…even if I sometimes feel awkward adjusting my fly in front of them…after you know…exposing myself….in a “why can’t I control myself” kind of way….cuz I like young girls…but because I know the people into her, loving her, watching her every move, are freak Harry Potter fans who have been into her since she was 12, and jerking off to a bitch at 12 cuz you think she’s gonna grow up hot…is just as weird as jerking off to a 12 year old…..even if you can justify it that she’s an adult now….I know what you did…and I have a hard time seeing past that….creep.

Here she is filming a movie that isn’t Harry Potter. I guess she does that.


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2012

13

Apr

Carly Craig in Me in My Place of the Day

So Carly Craig is some bitch is the daughter and sister of pro baseball players…..more importantly…she apparently has some internet following for songs she makes on yougutbe….not that I’ve ever seen them…or care to see them…since female comedy always offends me and not in a comedic way….just in a you’re obvious and boring kinda way….but she managed to take that internet fame to the mainstream by co-starring in Hall Pass….with Owen Wilson…..

I don’t find her hot….she has an old, manly face….but her ass is pretty ridiculous, round and lovely….so I guess I get why Esquire and my homie at Me In My Place chose her to feature….I mean that and her willingness to get half naked to promote her roll in Three Stooges cuz at 32…she has limited time and thus no time to fuck around….get shit straight to the point….she’s not 20 anymore…. but I’d probably eat her ass like she was….


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2012

13

Apr

Paula Avila and Yamila Pineiro NAKED for Playboy Argentina of the Day

I don’t know who these bitches are….but they are showing their vaginas and posing in pictures together in some international Playboy from Argentina….and I figure that’s enough reason to put them on the site…because if more girls from other countries who are getting naked on camera are identified, cataloged and distributed to the world, making them more than just household names in their home towns, the world would be a better place….You know we’d be one step closer to finding a remote island somewhere to inhabit with bitches willing to get naked in pictures….creating a master race of women willing to get naked in pictures….something I’d be more than happy to get my sperm all over….and inside…

So think of this as a cultural experience, like eating at a Chinese restaurant instead of having another box of Mac and Cheese….you white trash monster….


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2012

13

Apr

Rachel Bilson in her Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson and her fiance of 12 years who brings her down, Hayden Christensen are in Barbados.

Rachel Bilson, despite what her fiance who owns her and brings her down, by stealing her youth by locking her up in a farm in Canada, is wearing a bikini…..so we can all check out her body ….as he angrily tries to figure out why no one gives a fuck about him….he was in Star Wars fuck….it was a huge series of movies….sure it typecast him and lockede him into a life of conventions….but shit was relevant….now stop staring at his girl….you fucking pigs….at least that’s what I assume…

You see cuz a few years ago, she left him and his brainwashing barn, to try to re-invent herself….probably fucking many dudes in her time off….only to take the motherfucker back a notch and realize, he should let her blossom as her own person…not as an animal in captitive…….because engaged people are fucked in the head and feel they can’t live without each other….since they have so much invested….and would hate to have to build that up with someone again….or some shit I don’t understand cuz I married to leech off my shitty, dumpy, often times shit covered that I have to wipe, wife….she was lonely, I was not into working….kinda like Hayden Christensen….only with hotter pussy..sure her body is weird short leg and long torso….big ass and small titty…..but only weirdos like me pay attention to that shit…..the rest of you just see BIKINI….


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2012

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I jus spent the last 3 hours at the welfare office trying to get my disabled cuz she’s a fat, lazy slob, who blames being a fat and lazy slob on a work injury over a decade ago, when in reality she is just a fat lazy slob, but I don’t complain cuz she gets 75% of her salary for doing nothing….and I get to steal from her allowing me to do nothing too.

I got called a racist by the workers, I flirted with some 18 year old teen runaway by talking about my wife’s sour vagina, I took a swig of some booze from some other low life…..and I didn’t get what I wanted….on all fronts…but I still think I was in heaven….lowlife heaven….I want to move in there.

Here are some links….to start the internet day….

10 Great Pranks To Play on Your Friends.
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Jessica Alba in Pro Wrestling? Hmmmm
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Free Cam Shows. Make The Most of Them
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Tara Babcock is OMG
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Rihanna Wants Us to Respect Her Privacy, So Here She is Naked Under a Trenchcoat in Public
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Text and Walk – VIDEO
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Live Cam Shows, Get It, Get It
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Now THAT is One Gaping Asshole – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Cabin in the Woods” Actress Anna Hutchison
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Posted in:MHD

2012

13

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

People are idiots. That includes you.

Here is the news….

Man Robs Goodwill Store Completely Naked
A man was caught on video robbing a Goodwill store in Sherman, Texas wearing nothing.

Study Shows Beer Makes Men Smarter
A new study from the University of Illinois shows that men can solve brain teaser more easily after a few drinks.

Alligator Shows Up To Louisiana Hotel, Bites Guest
A hotel guest at a Louisiana hotel tried to wrangle an alligator that showed up at the front door of hotel and ended up receiving a bit bite from the gator.

Texas Driver Follows GPS Into Light Pole
A Texas driver crashed his minivan after following directions from his GPS device.

California Assembly Votes To Bar Rapists From Alimony
The California Assembly has passed a bill to stop people convicted of spousal rape from collecting alimony.

Boy Finds 10-Inch Rod In Bag Of Chips
A Bucks County mom says her 4-year-old found a 10-inch metal rod in a bag of Wegman’s chips.

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2012

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Mel Gibson Wants To Kill Oksana Grigorieva During Anal Sex. Haha! Old People.
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Crystal Renn is Disgusting
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Live Cam Shows, You’ll Love It
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50 Amazing Pics of Drunk People in Sports
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7th Grader Saves School Bus from Crashing
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Victoria Beckham’s Hot Tits in Bazaaar
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Really Hot Chicks Taking Pics of themselves half naked
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1938 Window Cleaning Like a Boss
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Matrix Ping Pong!! Yessss!
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The 15 Best Horror-Comedies Of All Time. Laugh now, cry later.
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Let’s All Laugh at Brad Pitt When He was 14
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Sophia is Rocking Some Tiny White Lingerie
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Laetitia Casta Does A Sexy Shoot For Vogue Espana
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Free Cam Shows, You Will Love The, Trust Me
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I’d Like to Warm My Hands Inside Her Pussy
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The 25 Sexiest Female Fighters
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Johnny Depp Performed With Marilyn Manson WTF
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She’s Got a Vocal Vagina
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Crazy Ass Courtney Love Accuses Dave Grohl Of Trying To Get With Frances Bean
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SLUTTY SORORITY PLEDGES FUCKED WITH STRAP ON DILDOS
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Bar Refaeli Strips Down for New Bikini Photo Shoot (PHOTOS)
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Playboys Naked Workout – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan’s Chesty Pokies
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Alyshia Kingston in a Green Top and Short, Short Skirt
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Melody Thornton is Flashy
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Riley Reid Makes My Pants Feel All Tingly
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How About Some Nice Chocolate Nipples: Melody Thornton Hot See Through Dress
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KO in 4 Seconds!
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Brooklyn Decker Not Only Has Massive Tits, But She’s A Fucking Genius…
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Amazing – Don’t Text and Walk PSA – Ever…..
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AXL Rose Turns Down Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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Epic Cleavage!
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Claudia Schiffer – Guess 30th Anniversary
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This Drunk Guy Can’t Get Up Hill – VIDEO
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Florida Crazies: Couple Arrested For Forcing A 5 Year-Old Girl To Watch Them Having Sex!
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Jasmine Tame, Emma Red, Laveah and Katie Ray Get It On
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Interrupted Sex Tape – Comedy Sketch
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Sexy Asian Babe Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Playboy Amateur Ashley Smith’s Sexy Shoot
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I Love a Babe in a Summer Dress
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Ladies Who Attended “The Avengers” World Premiere
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Tasha Gets Sexy On Her Web Cam
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Renee Olstead is Chesty
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How To: Punch Out a Crackhead
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HAPPY NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE DAY!!
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President Obama Calls Kanye West A “Talented Jackass” Hahahahah
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Ahhhhh I Love Penny Cruz!
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Hayden Panettiere Bent Over In A Bikini Showing Some Fat Camel Toe
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Here’s One Chick Who Proves All Women Are Whores
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Easter in Croatia is Insane…..
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Creepy Asian Cat Army
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Sara TOmmasi Flashing Her Vag/Panties
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Carly Craig Hot in Her Place
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Cindy Crawford Vintage Runway TOpless
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Delta Goodren hotness
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Sophia Thomalla Naked in German Playboy
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2012

12

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Treats Magazine of the DAy

I posted a couple of pics of Emily Ratajkowski naked in Treats magazine…she’s some bitch from iCARLY who decided that modeling was the best hustle for her…but more importantly nude modeling….because you might as well get paid to get naked than release nude pics that aren’t professionally shot and awkward…and I’m pretty happy she did…cuz she’s fucking hot….but more importantly…her pussy is an inny not an outty…a coinslot not a sloppy beefy sandwich…which is always exciting on a bitch with tits like this…who is built like this…with lips like this…shit….she’s good.

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2012

12

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Pregnancy Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck thought this was a good idea….This is the precise way I don’t want to see a super model…fully clothed….and pregnant…

Seriously, save that shit for the ready to drop fetishists, for the rest of us who want to jerk off to her bikini pics when she bounces back from her pregnancy and hops back into a bikini, her vagina a little more ruined, her body still fit cuz that’s her job, we can cancel out the pregnancies….but when she goes out and does shit like this….it scars us….it becomes etched into our brains….this hot model has baggage…damage…and shit can run great half naked pics….but I guess she’s lucky cuz she could pump out a dozen kids and her vagina could hang to her knees….all uterus exposed from the abuse….and we’d still be into her half naked pics….because guys are perverts and we like half nakedness….always…under all circumstances.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

12

Apr

Rita Rusic Hot Old Ass in a Green Bikini of the Day

Rita Rusic is the kind of old pussy that has turned me onto old pussy with her always being in a fucking bikini….every fucking day of her life….with paparazzi around her….even though she hardly exists as an actual celeb….but totally exists as an ass that puts all other menopausal women ass to shame….

So for the last few weeks, I find myself staring at 60 year old women, always fit, in leggings or workout gear, like some kind of twisted pervert thinking about all the times they’ve fucked in their years….enough to weird me out….so I just make sure to check out hot 16 year olds to balance it all out…see life is about balance….and you thought this site wasn’t an enlightening philisophical experience…..you close minded cocksucker.


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