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2012

12

Apr

Dempsey Stewart’s Titties for Fashion of the Day

Dempsey Stewart is some Australian model who is apparently pretty new to the scene…but luckily not new to the concept that if you want the good life as a model…you gotta show your titties like a common stripper or street whore…because that’s what fashion is all about…even though you never see bitches on the street…even in the most expensive of outfits showing nipples…making me almost want to question the logic before remembering that any industry that gets young girls willing to be naked for promises of a better tomorrow…is an industry I support…it’s like this bitch could be prude and say “i don’t want to show my tits like every model before me”….I’ll just work here as a host at this restaurant…I won’t travel…or make millions…and I won’t take the international fame after doing it a few years…I’m happy with my free meal and 8 dollars an hour….but she knows….if she shows her tits….doors with opportunity on the other side open up….more girls need to get up on this reality……

I POSTED HER TITS BEFORE IF YOU WANNA SEE THEM FROM A BETTER ANGLE

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2012

12

Apr

Lisa Edelstein Nude for PETA of the Day

Lisa Edelstein is some 44 year old jewish lady who is in the show House who decided to strip down for PETA despite being 44 years old…because I guess she feels that PETA is a good cause cuz killing animals is mean….so mean a motherfucker needs to get naked for the shit….

This is something that was probably barely hard for her to do because in the 1990s, she was a club kid named Lisa E, and if you know anything about New York club kids, they were try hard freaks who paved the way for hipsters today, doing tons of drugs all night, having lots of sex…getting aids…..and Lisa E was a key player…

Here’s a clip of her in her halter top leaving a club with some dude…kissing some gay dude on he lips…..singing….showing off titty all backstage and exclusive….back when we all woulda fucked her…

I hate club kids…but I like my old ass with FONT on it.


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2012

12

Apr

Maggie Q Ass in May’s Inked Magazine of the Day

Maggie Q is some old as far as I’m concerned….at 32….bitch from Hawaii……Who is half asian…but more interestingly…half Vietnamese, cuz her white daddy worked for the government and fell in love with a local bitch during the Vietnam war…and saved her by bringing her to Hawaii where they produced this bitch a few years later…a fate far more exciting that living in communism as a hooker….or getting blown the fuck up by left over land mines and angry north vietnamese who hate you can you allied with America and killed their family and villages before they took everyong out…….

She’s been in one or two American movies, the rest of her career has been the Asian American in Asian movies….where she probably has a huge fan base…cuz she’s got white in her and that makes her exotic to them….

Now she’s in Inked magazine showing a lot of ass…..but not as much skin as I’d expect from someone with her level of fame….you can’t please everyone….not even me…unless you get naked…no matter who you are.e…cuz I have low standards

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2012

12

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Boring as Fuck in Vogue of the Day

I dont’ understand how someone like pudgy, uninteresing, but marketed as hot as fuck, even though she looks more like someone swelling up from a food allergy, like Scarlett Johansson can go from producing nude pics for her “husband” and not the media….you know that she took so seriously that the mother fucking who “stole” them is going to be getting 30 years in prison for…according to the fake court system they set up on a sound stage to make her look like she’s not an attention seeking slut promoting some shit to keep her getting work and making money as her body that was wrongfully a lottery winner in terms of careeer, fame and fortune….goes south……..to this boring as fuck photoshoot in Vogue that I am posting for the die hard fans who have obsessive compulsive order that blinds that fact that they’vee all been lied to.

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2012

12

Apr

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman for the Virgin Nerds of the Day

Anne Hathaway is catwoman in some movie I am going to assume is the new batman….and this is her promo picture that I am posting to see how much traffic drops tomorrow after some of you virgin loser weirdos who visit the site actually die of excitement…you know staring and her photoshopped promo ass until your fucking mind explodes because this virgin loser comic book shit owns your fucking life and when hollywood integrates hot bitches into an otherwise pathetic life…shit goes fucking nuts…

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2012

12

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS will change your life….but you are too stupid to realize it…because you are blinded by the tits….all you want is tits…and you don’t care about the real idiots in the world….or idiot in the local community you would never know…

MD Woman Arrested For Sex With Teen Boy
Lisa Carroll of Hartford County in Maryland was arrested and faces extradition for a sexual encounter with a Florida teen she met while playing video games online.

Ice Cream Man Busted For Selling Pot
A Waldorf, Maryland Ice Cream van driver was arrested for dealing drugs.

Drunk Driver Mom Gets Our Of Car Pulling Pants Up
Ohio police caught this video with a dashcam as they pulled over a woman who was obviously under the influence but she also had left her four year old child home alone. She is now being charged with a DUI as well as child endangerment.

Suspected Thief Leaves Wallet In Stolen Car
A suspected car thief made it easy for police when he left his wallet in a stolen car.

Fourth Graders Unwittingly Write Letters To Convicted Sex Offender
At Trinity Downtown Lutheran Church and School a class writing project for a group of fourth grade students took an unexpected turn. The class’s teacher Laura Perry, who has since been fired, informed the students that they were writing a man in prison for kidnapping a child away from harmful parents, but the man was actually a child molester.

Drug Dealing Grandmother Busted For Selling Marijuana
A 73 year old grandmother is sitting in an Oklahoma jail tonight after police raided her home and found more than $200,000.00 in cash and nearly eight pounds of marijuana on her property. Authorities said they had their eye on Darlene Mays for some time now and say it is not unusual for seniors to get recruited by drug rings.

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2012

12

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hot, Young, Tight Body Showing Abs and a Hot Ass of the Day

Miley Cyrus is go to be the death of me…..

I have fell into her good old wholesome, billionaire, bratty LA kid with a hick accent from a broken home, with a relatively embarrassing father, trap…..

All because she’s looking amazing…tight bodied…the way I want my young pussy I like to think about fucking….but don’t actually fuck…you know look 16 when 19…to make shit legal…it will get you work…you fit little thing I want to chip a tooth on…

From Showing Titty When Shopping ….to crotch flashing ….she’s worth paying attention to…she does things right…from slutting out when she was underage….to maintaining her figure and cock teasing now…..I am in love…..thank you Disney for breeding such a fine specimen of fucked up child star slut.


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2012

12

Apr

Hayden Panettiere’s Hot Little Body in a Bikini of the Day

I used to try to understand what Hayden Panettiere’s love for huge men was. She dated some massive boxer, who even if he had a small dick compared to his size, it was probably bigger than her forearm, cuz she’s like a mini human, on a midget kick…..and now she’s dating a pro football player….

I just guessed she just likes to get fucked hard, violently, by guys with great athleticism, that can really destory her and make her unable to fucking walk…..

But then I found out there are rumors she was part of a child prostitution sex ring where she was raped by execs thanks to her loving parents, and figured it out….her pussy was stretched out at a young age….her sexual needs are more insane than the average cuz even at 20 or whatever age she is…she’s seen it all, had it all, and is bored of it all….so she sticks to dudes who can ravage her….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii, in a bikini, being active and I’m into her short little hustle….


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2012

12

Apr

Stephanie Pratt in her Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt was a fringe character on the worst show to ever fucking exist….and she was only character because her brother was the worst fucking thing to happen to that show…you may remember him as Spencer Pratt, but you may not, because it seems like the rest of the world has forgotten about him and his trashcan wife with her barbie style plastic surgery that did so fucking good for her that we haven’t seen shit from them in years even though they are the kind of trash screaming, setting off fires, doing anything for anyone to look their way….

That said, she’s in a bikini, this virtual nothing, less important than the lowest most irrelevant garbage you’ve probably ever encountered, but worse because she’s entitled, has some money for selling her soul and dignity and can probably get into clubs for free if she drops her name or that she was once on TV….just a stain on fucking society…

But she’s in a bikini…..and that makes her good enough for me.


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2012

12

Apr

Senior Citizens Gone Wild Ad of the Day

With the invention of Viagra….the STD Rate for old people has gone up by over 70 percent….because now old people can fuck and more importantly, their wives or husbands have died off and they are ready for a good fucking time…you know slut out for all those miserbale years of monogamy….and they are doing it raw dog…cuz condoms are for pussies…and more importantly….not needed cuz bitch is a senior and no longer fertile….and loose vagina so it is the only way dude can feel anything before busting on her old lady face and filling up her wrinkles like a collagen treatment…..

I am sure this is anything new….it just takes one slutty old lady to bang a pervert….or one old man to bang a hooker….to ruin it for everyone in the community….It is definitely nothing hot….or really anything I’d want to ever imagine being a part of just too much loose fitting skin….dryness…ailments….death….smells….but I would like to witness it….

All thanks to Florida’s Safe Sex for Seniors campaign that has be fascinated in what all those years of experience can do in the bedroom….next time let’s hope they don’t run an ad….but instead make a porno….

It’s always nice to be reminded your granny is a gutter slut when you think all bitch does is bake cookes and make clowns for charity….

Thanks to COPYRANTER for the time!

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