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2012

27

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person…

But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble….

I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here….

Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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2012

27

Apr

Kaley Cuoco is Badly Body Painted in Her Bikini with an Ugly Friend to Make her Look Hotter of the Day

The other day, Kaley Cuoco, who I like to call “John Ritter’s Killer, because without her that show wouldn’t have existed and he wouldn’t have been working too hard for his defective heart, but that’s just my speculations”, a totally less convenient name than Kaley Cuoco, posted some BIKINI PICS ON TWITTER that proved she didn’t feel the need to stay fit, because she’s the hot chick on some nerd show, and with all hot chicks amongst nerds, she doesn’t really have to be all that hot…..

Well she continued this bikini madness, this time posting some pics of her ugly dyke looking friend and her with stupid body paint on, that is hardly as interesting to look at than the body painting you see on tacky bitches with implants and nothing but a g-string on at bike and tattoo shows….you know the kind of bitch air brushed into a tiger….shit truckers and red necks and trailer trash freak out over…..but she’s in a bikini nevertheless and she was smart enough to do it with someone less hot than her, a strategy she’s been using in the nerd show, that proves if you’re the hottest in the room, people will still think you’re hot….it’s like being fat and hanging with someone fatter…simple logic…here’s the pics.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2012

27

Apr

Rosie Jones Naked for FHM Magazine of the Day


Rosie Jones is a UK Glamour Model some of you may have already masturbated to before because UK Glamour Models are pretty much what Americans call Playboy Playmates…They are slightly above average looking, big titty, stripper looking trash, that gets naked for magazines….that aren’t quite porn mags….but are still mags teen boys jerk off to….even though there’s this crazy thing called the internet…..

It is safe to say that FHM is struggling cuz they are losing traction to other men’s magazines that were a little more hardcore than they were….in a time when looking at celebs in their underwear was ok…but nipples were better…you know beat at their own game by Nuts, Loaded, Front and whatever else is out there producing softcore cheesy shoots with these cheesy women….and now….FHM is trying to get competitive with the competition, evolving their hustle, with the competition’s women and naked strategy….so there may be some hope for them….you know at least they aren’t Maxim.

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2012

27

Apr

Miley Cyrus Still Turns Me On of the Day

I’ve been trying to seduce Miley Cyrus on twitter. I’ve asked her to treat me like the prize winning pig at the county fair….I’ve asked her to participate in incest roll playing games….but I just get ignored….realizing that she’s probably not into pretending the cock in her mouth is family, but is more into the cock in her mouth actually being family…you know she can taste the difference…..or maybe she’s just a snobby spoiled cunt who doesn’t bother with annoying comments on twitter cuz her inbred ass doesn’t know how to read or write…a small price to pay for dropping out of school for Disney and living an uneducated life with millions of dollars….leaving it up to one of her staff member who goes by the title of “MileyCyrus.com Social Media Manager”….who gets drunk after work and complains to her friends about how much of a cunt Miley is….like any bitter employee….a cunt I’d like to test it’s wetness with my penis….cuz Miley is hot.

Here is the Video…

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

27

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Hot in Titty Photoshoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfection. She’s a skinny bitch with big tits who is on some low level TV show, but who is more importantly willing to get naked in both fashion shoots and now in hipster shoots….which is a good thing cuz she’s a skinny bitch with big tits….who inspires me to find her and dedicate my life to making her marry me and have my babies…or at least let me cum in her….something that will likely get me arrested….leading to a life of prison rape instead of a life of breast feeding off this momma….something I’d be willing to risk…if I wasn’t so fucking lazy…

Here are the pics of her tits in some hipster shoot….tits I’ve already had a sexual relationship with…even though we’ve never met….creepy like that.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2012

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is officially not much worst than getting a stranger’s shit all over your hand when leaving a public washroom….other than finding out the sink is broken and you can’t wash the shit off, but instead get to walk around wondering what kind of person made the shit, what did he eat, did he have parasites or aids and why the fuck is shit on my fucking hand…..

That was what I learned today…..it is something a hangover just doesn’t cure…..

Here is the my own kind of dump….that is not on my finger.

Now THAT’S What I Call Pole Dancing
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20 Women Who Need Jobs in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Friday
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Brianne Has One Hot Ass
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Pizza Hut Wants to Murder Your Stomach
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Miley Cyrus is Full of Shit
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Get to Know Them
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She’s Fucking Herself With a Banana – VIDEO
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10 Ways John Cusack Can Get His Swag Back Hint: The Raven? Not helping.
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2012

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Some idiot is trying to sue me over a TWEET ON TWITTER ….and it is hilarious because what I wrote about them was true…he never paid me for traffic….he tricked me into geting….but more importantly it is hilarious cuz he is someone you would assume had balls and could deal with being outted on TWITTER ….the internet has become a place for whining babies…there were days when slander was anonymous and awesome….now everyone screams “bully”….end of an era….


Stephanie Seymour Blowjob Face……
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Ke$ha Took a Piss on the Street and Here is the Photo + and Additional Video
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20 Ladies ESPN Needs
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Live Cam Shows, Take a Peek
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News Anchor Fail Compilation
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Her Name is Sarah Gadon and I Want to Fuck Her
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This Cleavage is Ridiculous.
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Gallery: The 15 Best Robbery Disguises In Movies
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Amy Childs’ Cleavage Did Something or Something
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Jeri Lee is the Stuff Dreams ARe Made Of
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This Slut Rode a Motorbike Naked. Nice.
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Adriana Lima Gets Leggy
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Whole Lot Better
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Hottie Rubs One Out in the Bathroom
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20 Ladies ESPN Could Get to Replace Michelle Beadle
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Taylor Momsen on Stage Upskirt
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Blame Hologram Tupac For All the Upcoming Nonsense in the Music Industry
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Cameron Diaz, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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1 Girl Versus 100 Horny Dudes
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Not the Best Drunk Driver – VIDEO
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Overexposed! Stephanie Seymour Bares Breasts In See-Through Dress (PHOTOS)
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Bitch Fights on the Learning Channel? Sure, Why Not
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Black and White Nudes of Julie Anderson
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Nude Yoga with Sara Jean Underwood
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Dominique Chinn Has One Fat Ass
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Tara Reid has a career? LOL!
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Melanie Rios Shows Off Her Booty
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Arizona State University’s Undie Run
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Jaime Hammer is Easy on the Eyes
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Behind The Scenes Of Beyonce Most Beautiful “People Magazine� Cover Shoot [Video]
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Sativa Rose and Celeste Star Get It On
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Some Super Sexy Youtube Gag Videos
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Jo and Mya Horny and Naughty
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Kate Upton’s Bazaar Photoshoot – VIDEO
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I Love a Babe in Skin Tight Jeans
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Jamie Chung @ 2012 Tribeca Film Festival – “Knife Fight” Premiere
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Asley is One Hot Teen Slut
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Jayde Nicole’s Star Upskirt Moment
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Dude Loses His Own Hot Air Balloon Hahahah WTF
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Jack Nicholson: The complete hookup history
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Lindsay Lohan’s Father is Fighting Her Battles
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Multi Tasking Street Musician
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The Most Amazing Sports Fan Animals.
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Stephanie Seymour Shows Off Her Tits In See Through Dress
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Minka Kelly Will Feed The World’s Poor With Her Big Tits
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Jennifer Lopez Looks Like A Fucking Clown
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Tom Cruise’s Daughter, Isabella Likes Getting Fucked In The Ghetto
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Worst Baseball Fans Ever?
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A Million Hoodie March For Matthew Owens? Negro Please!
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Pizza Hut’s New Way to Make People Fat
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The Most Insane Sports Fan Videos
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From the stepFORUM!
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ALi Lohan Hard Nipples
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Maria Fowler Hot Fucking Legs
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Fergie Has Some Weird Shit Going On With her Vagina
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Mila Kunis in Some Cosmo Outtakes
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Jessica Jame Clement Braless Titty Dress
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Selena Gomez Looks 12 in Some Photoshoot
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Monika Pietrasinska in a Lupo Swimwear Shoot
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Lindsay Lohan in Car With Pimp
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Some stepSMUT! You Perverts!
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Today’s Amazing Porno Link Dump
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Outdoor Public Sex!
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Jayde Nicole Naked
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Beach Blowjob
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Lesbians!
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Asians in Locker Room
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Webcam Star of the Day
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These girls are amazing
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2012

26

Apr

Kesha Peeing in the Street Twitpic for Attention of the Day

Kesha…who goes by the name Ke$ha…but who should go by the name “Too Fat to Be Famous”….posted a faceless pic of her or really anyone peeing in public…

This cry for attention….which can just be added to the rest of Kesha’s cries for attention that are pretty much the only reason she has a bit of a career…I mean other than being best friends with Katy Perry, who pretty much said “OMG, Look how easy it is to sell records and make millions, I’ll bring you up with me, but not let you be as big as me, cuz I sucked more dick strategically to get here, while you were just sucking everyone’s dick to suck dick”…..

But being the bottom feeding cunt she is….always second rate….her peening in publics…has nothing on Jaime Pressly when she was peeing in public in 2009.

Here’s Kesha’s shit attempt….

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2012

26

Apr

Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

I hate the repetitive….bullshit…boring…standard…tried, tested and true….photoshopped…expected….Victoria’s Secret catalog shots….

It doesn’t matter way model is in them, or how half naked they are…because I know they will be safe, and played out….no hard nipple, no pussy lip….cuz Victoria’s Secret must protect the brand….

Knowing they have so much power over this bitch….and all their bitches…that they could get them fisting themselves if they wanted…but don’t…is just fucking frustrating and I am reminded of this everytime I see these pics….

But the reality is, I don’t mind staring at Candice Swanepoel’s ass in her bikini even if it is under such stressful situations…like in such shit pics…wasting her talent…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

26

Apr

J.Lo’s Fat ass in Gold Pants of the Day

The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much….

You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad.

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