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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

05

Apr

Xenia Deli Hot in the Changing Room of the Day

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Xenia Deli is pretty fucking hot…so hot I can see past her stretch marks….that are making me wonder if her booty grew too fast when she first hit puberty and was all hormonal….or if it was a product of quick weight loss after being a fat slob….cuz you see one of those things is not quite like the other….but maybe both should not be analyzed…because it takes away from all that is good about her…even if I have no idea who the fuck she is…cuz when you look like this you don’t have to be anyone, you don’t even have to be breathing, you just need to keep getting in a bikini, shit will work out ok for you as more and more people start jerking off to you…..

So I did some research….turns out that “Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5’7″ and dreams of one day becoming successful model.”

Makes a huge fucking differnece when looking at these pics right? All communist raised, hard working and familiar with organized crime to finance her escape into this sex trade….

Who cares. She’s in a changing room. Half naked. I’m into this….but then again watching girls change is kinda a fetish of mine….one that has got me banned from many stores.


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2012

05

Apr

Jojo Weird Twitter Pic for the Weirdos of the Day

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I didn’t care about Jojo Levesque when she was a 15 year old little gutter troll trying to be hip hop….flat chested and fat assed…that a lot of people were convinced was hot and worth wanting to fuck….probably cuz she was 15….even though I knew that looking like that at 15 was a horrible preview of what was to come…cuz I’m a genius like that….I see the obvious things that guys with erections don’t see…cuz they just believe whatever is marketed to them and shoved down their useless throats….

She disappeared for close to a decade, was getting railed by black dudes, keeping her image hip hop…and now she’s back, posting pics of her in work out gear on Twitter, when really she should be posting videos of her getting fucked on A PORN SITE ….

I don’t know why I’m posting this, but in my defense I don’t know why I post 99 percent of the shit I post….


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2012

05

Apr

Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland in Bikinis for OP of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale was hired to be the bikini body for Ocean Pacific, a company that was big in the 80s, and that came back as a Walmart brand in the 2000s, because I guess the other people they wanted to get in their bikini to make the campaign actually sell OP to the youth, like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez were busy, getting actual work in movies, in their bikinis, leaving these low hanging irrelevant jobs for their uglier friends…..who have no business ever really being in front of the camera…but who pulled some kind of scam to get here…..a scam that probably involves her HOT LITTLE TIGHT TRAINED BODY

I posted A COUPLE OF THE PAPARAZZI SMEAR PICS OF THE SHOOT ….and here are the final ones….oh and some Sarah Hyland bitch who looks 10 is in it and I’m not into that….but you probably are…


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2012

05

Apr

Karlie Kloss Skinny for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is a SKINNY AS FUCK, RIPPED, LITTLE IMPLANTED BITCH WHO HAS POSED TOPLESS ….that Victoria’s Secret pretended was their new find last Fashion show, even though she’s been doing runway and big scale campaigns for fucking ever….because Victoria’s Secret is a corporate evil scamming billion dollar empire that mistreats models willing to get naked for half the pay they give them, but not getting them naked, giving them egos and ruining it for the fucking rest of us…Bastards…

Here’s Karlie in the Victoria’s Secret bullshit….


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2012

05

Apr

Emily Blunt in Elle UK May 2012 of the Day

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Emily Blunt is in the May Issue of Elle UK….

I don’t remember who Emily Blunt is…. BUT I HAVE POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….so deep down in this brain I must know….somewhere…fucking drinking has ruined me.

I just know that I read a quote for her yesterday, talking about how she looked so authentic in a laughing scene of some movie, because her friend on set reminded her of when her boyfriend asked her to shave her cunt, cuz it was making a pillow in her panties, like a lazy fucking hippie, hipster slob, that doesn’t offend me, cuz I think bush adds personality, like Cheese Whiz….only less nutritious, more scented, and able to get caught in the remaining teeth I have…See, I’m a hater of the bikini wax, it reminds me of Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian, tacky, cheesy and horrible, so give me some bush any day over that shit, that way I know I’m dealing with a cool chick, or one unscathed by societal pressure to undecorate her cunt….


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2012

05

Apr

Christina Milian Has an Upskirt…Shows Off her Mom Panties of the Day

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There is one thing in life I can say for a fact I am not into…..but will still look at, lick, fist and fuck….and that is mom pussy…the whole concept of a baby ripping shit apart is not something I really feel the need to celebrate unless I really have to and it’s all that is available….even if there is a chance that there was c-section and shit is still well maintained and in good working form…the idea that there is even a 5 percent chance her genitals were ravaged makes her uninteresting to me….bring her back to that “Dip it Low” video and I’m good with the person she was…

Don’t get me wrong, I have full intention on banging a bitch while pregnant with another motherfuckers baby at some point in the next 36 months…but I just want to make sure it’s her first kid…only because we all need to experience everything in life….we only have one life to live…make it count….do it all…don’t deprive from adventure…as gross as it may be…

All this to say, it is probably a good thing that she’s wearng panties.

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2012

05

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Professionally Shot Twittter Bikini Pic of the Day

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Kim Kardashian turned to her hired professional photographer and retoucher to take a few slutty pics of her in a bikini for her pervert fans who want to see the bitch half naked cuz they aren’t over the fact that she likes getting fucked by black men on camera, or that she’s got a fat ass that they think is perfection,

Because she doesn’t want her idiot fans grasping that it is all smoke and mirrors, retouching, photoshop, straps to cover up the fact she’s a lazy fucking pig….you know they believe what they see, believe the dream and think her curves are just shape and not thanks to eating fried foods while lying in bed all day as servents rub her tacky, materialistic, souless feet…

She is garbage…..and here she is trying to stay relevant as long as she can….in a white bikini….

She also posted her hairy Armenian monster feet for the foot fetishists….

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2012

05

Apr

Haley Joel Osment’s Post Op Tranny Legs of the Day

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Do you remember that creepy kid who was big in the 90s, who was Academy award nominated for the Sixth Sense or some Speilberg bullshit….well have you realized that he kinda dropped off the face of the industry after hitting puberty….and you haven’t really thought much of him since….well it turns out that he’s gone and got himself a sex change, got himself cast on Hannah Montana, and has developed a whole fan bases as this new character Emily Osment….you know reinvented himself….and now he’s turned to twitter to seduce the jailbait loving perverts that follow him….showing a little leg like he was seeing dead people….and the whole thing is too fucking weird for me to fully grasp…but I will post the pics for you tranny loving perverts.


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2012

05

Apr

Banazir Bhutto Scandalous Pics of the Day

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I don’t know shit about Arab politics. I don’t know about Iraq, Iran, Pakistan or Afghanistan…all I know is that that is where oil comes from, where heroin comes from, wheree women who generally know their place come from….who unfortunataly wear bed sheets to cover themeselves up so hard that seeing their hands is the only skin you can have jerk off fantasies about…I mean unless you’re there and you just pull the bitch into an alley or have sex with a goat…..at least that’s what a cab driver once told me and that’s all I really know….

So this BANAZIR BHUTTO is an unknown to me….but after much research I have discovered she was killed in 2007, was the Prime Minister of Pakistan twice and is now in some scandalous pics, 5 year after death, cuz that’s just what happens with the whole internet thing….nothing ever dies…

Now sure all she is showing is some leg in some personal pics, but in Muslim countries, this shit is like fisting yourself in front of everyone while using a Sadam Hussien shaped dildo on your fucking ass….It’s a fucking scandal and that’s why I’m posting it…I love scandals…even if I have no idea who is in them or if the people in the pics are actually the people being claimed to be in them….especially when the scandal is so fucking tame….and all these bitches kinda look the fucking same…..That’s racist

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2012

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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If I die….I want you all to come to my funeral. I want you to write lovely messages about how you miss me on my FACEBOOK ….I want a benefit concert…I want someone to decide I was a genius and publish all my works…..I’m not saying I’m dying today, even though I feel like it, I am just saying eventually I will, the booze, the seedy women, the drugs….it will catch up to me, and I’m just asking you as a friend, I don’t know…to be part of it…..

Here’s some morning hangover links to get you in the mood, cuz I’m not dead yet motherfuckers….

Dumb and Dumber X Inception WTF – VIDEO
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Athletes Who Have Absolutely Lost Their Minds
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Free Cam Shows Anyone?
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Hey There Harley White
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X-Games Event Disaster – VIDEO
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Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Jiggle In ‘The Avengers’
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Live Web Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy
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Amateur Sluts Eat Pussy for the First Time – VIDEO
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Gallery: The Evolution Of The Hulk In Comics
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Swiss Glam Model Nena Ristic Topless
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