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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

03

Apr

Adam Sandler’s Baby Momma’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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The fascinating thing about Adam Sandler’s wife and baby momma is not that she has sex with Adam Sandler, I mean that is so obvious that I’m sure he looks at her and knows what the deal is, you know after years of not getting laid pre-fame, you kind know why the bitch who would never give you the time of day, is suddenly giving you the time of day…..I am sure he’s not the first awkward, ugly jewish guy who gets rich and suddenly get hot pussy that this has happened to….hell it happens to every rich guy….and I would be happy if it happened to me….cuz who cares all women are equally annoying, might as well be sticking it into something that makes it worth putting up with that annoying.

The fascinating thing about her is that her name is Jacqueline Samantha Titone, but yet I’m looking at her mom ass…..


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2012

03

Apr

Lenka Varvarova Titties for Fashion of the Day

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If you put stupid shit on a bitches head, it turns from shooting topless pics, like cheap softcore porn, making the girl feel like some low level useless slut….. and becmes art….cuz girls love attention, love being on camera, love being selected from their group of friends to be the girl getting naked, but they’ll only do it if they feel it is tasteful, and not something that makes them look like sluts….even though ultimately, the result is the fucking same and we all see your tits….

But don’t let that discourage you, tricking more girls into getting involved and half naked is a good thing….it helps my world go round. It recruits the girls on the fence to show their tits…and I love looking at tits.


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2012

03

Apr

Minnie Driver’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pics of Minne Driver’s ass in a bikini….I don’t even remember who Minnie Driver is, but I am now familiar with her white trash, biker chick, gutter prison tattoo on her ass, which is hardly ever a turn on, especially when it is wearing a strap on and walking in your direction while chewing tobacco.

She the love interest in Goodwill Hunting, which I guess was believable, cuz Will was a down on his luck, genius janitor, the kind of guy who generally doesn’t really have high expectations or high self esteem, but sometimes, leaving the freckly bitch at home and hiring pussy leads to better fucking results…

Either way, she’s in a bikini, it is unoffensive, and that’s what we do here.


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2012

03

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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I love the stepNEWS….even though you hate it…and luckily this is my dumpster of a site….even though I don’t feel very lucky about it…

VIDEO: Maggots Found in Food on Flight
Australian airline Qantas has apologized to a mom who found maggots crawling through her food on a flight from the US.

Man Beaten and Stripped Naked in Baltimore
Baltimore police are looking for the help of citizens to prosecute the beating and stripping of a man in Baltimore.

MIT researcher charged in undercover sex sting
An MIT researcher was busted in an undercover sex sting. Federal agents say 30-year-old Yaron Segal tried to set up a meeting to have sex with a woman and her two daughters, ages 16 and 12, but that woman was a federal agent posting in online chat rooms.

Man With Fireworks At Airport Charged
A northeastern Pennsylvania man is facing a federal charge after police say he brought fireworks to Philadelphia International Airport while trying to catch a cross-country flight.

Student paper apologizes for rape spoof
Boston University’s independent student newspaper, The Daily Free Press, is apologizing for an April Fools’ spoof of rape and drugs.

Video: Truck Plunges Off Cliff in Norway
A tow truck in Norway plunged 200 feet down a snow-covered cliff while towing a truck — and both drivers survived.

Grandmother Charged For Hate Crime
Wanda Derby, a Texas grandmother, beat her younger neighbor, Lloyd Guerrero, with her cane while using gay slurs. Richmond Hill police are now investigating the incident as a hate crime. Derby also made several derogatory posts on Facebook about Guerrero.

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2012

03

Apr

Paz de la Heurta Spreading Her Ass in some Photoshoot of the Day

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Paz dela Huerta is awesome. She reminds me of some crackhead party girl hipster at all the hipster parties fucked up in the corner, pulling her tits out for everyone to see, because she’s all wild like that….you know taking on photoshoots that pay her 50 bucks or even nothing, because she likes the fantasy that maybe one day she’ll be a model, or because that 50 bucks will buy her a 40 bag of coke with 10 dollars for a cocktail…..anything for fucking attention….and I love it.

I don’t know if Paz was always this willing to get naked to get ahead bitch, but she was on TV for a while, on a show where she got naked, and now that that is over, she’s getting in front of as many people willing to take nudes of her as possible, the kind of drive I look for in my crackheads….cuz it usually means easy blowjobs….

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2012

03

Apr

Salma Hayek Big Cleavage in May’s Lucky Magazine of the Day

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National Cleavage Day is over, I guess this Mexican, like all Mexicans didn’t get the fucking memo, cuz they were too busy changing sheets in hotel rooms and working in kitchens or gardens for you gringo pieces of shit….or maybe, just maybe, Salma Hayek’s been using her big fucking tits, and the cleavage they provide, for the last two decades to get herself fucking famous, cuz people like looking at big tits, apparently even if they are on moms in their 40s, cuz guys are half retarded like that, myself included…..

Here she is in some magazine spread that would be better if she was spread….


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2012

03

Apr

Kim Kardashian Porn of the Day

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Here is a picture that Kim Kardashian posted to twitter, that I assume is of her, because taking pictures of herself is something she likes doing, because it comes with the hope that people will praise her and make her feel great about herself, like some kind of spoiled brat princess on her shitty birthday party, everyday of her fucking life…..you know like her actual porn, that was less interesting to jerk off than to these pictures of her boarding a plane, a plane that statistically only has a 3 percent chance of crashing, the same 3 percent chance that makes me reach orgasm…..if you know what I mean…if you don’t it’s that this bitch dead is more interesting an achievement for society than anything else she’s done. True story.


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2012

03

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage on the Cover of Grazia of the Day

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I always said that Scarlett Johansson is an overrated pig of a girl…that even in her early work was built like she was going to end up sloppy as fuck…..and AFTER SEEING HER CELLULITE IN A BIKINI maybe more people agree, not that a little cellulite ever made a motherfucker, including myself fuck a bitch….but I didn’t fucking make a shrine for her and praise her for being a fantastic specimen of woman that needs to be in all movies I watch because she has that natural beauty that no other girl has….

She’s overrated, marketed hard, but when she’s saved by photoshop, showing off her tits, in ways that aren’t as fun as the nudes that were hacked, she’s good enough for me to post…and that’s what I’m doing here.


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2012

03

Apr

Serena Williams Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

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Serena Williams is no Venus Williams and that is a probably a good thing, because Venus Williams is the shit that movie Ladybugs was based on, you know a simple bait and switch, grow out your hair, take these hormones, and amputate your cock, you’re gonna make daddy millions by destroying other women who have the disadvantage of being actual women, cuz equality is a bitch, when women just aren’t equals….

That said, she’s in a bikini, pouring sand on a bitch with hot tits, and the last time I saw a black dude do this to a white girl, she ended up pregnant…it’s the whole why to fat white women go to jamiaca on vacation alone….to get fucked cuz no one’s willing to fuck them back home….and the Jamaicans will fuck anything that doesn’t mind paying for it….even if it means playing with the slob on the fucking beach for all to see…who cares.


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2012

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I feel like I still look 16 when next to 16 year olds even though they are thinking “why is that old guy staring at our tits, let’s go tell our teacher there’s a creep hiding in the girls locker room”….cock teasing bitches come in all ages.

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