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2012

04

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I write rape joke, racist jokes, dead missing person jokes…..

I talk about vagina like the object that it is….

But for some reason I only get hate for the stepNEWS….

You fucking perverts don’t care that it is awesome, all you care about are tits.

You’re a disgrace

Here is the stepNEWS…..

Researchers: Beer Goggles Affect Women More Than Men
Researchers have discovered that alcohol impairs the judgement of women more than men.

Rihanna: Chris Brown’s Beating Was “Liberating�
Rihanna tells Elle Magazine that she felt liberated after Chris Brown’s attack, saying it allowed her to be truthful.

TN Woman Calls 911 For Bad Hamburger
A Tennessee woman called 911 numerous times to complain that her Hardee’s hamburger didn’t taste right and wanted police to do something about it.

Texas Father Arrested For Leaving Kids In Car To Go Car Shopping
A Texas father of two is facing charges after leaving his children in a van for almost an hour while he went shopping for a gun.

Police Seek Man in Bizarre Biting Attack
Caught on camera: a man suspected of biting a woman’s foot at a Phoenix Target store.

New York man admits to chopping up roommate
A Russian immigrant admitted to cops that he killed his New York City roommate in a fistfight, then chopped up his body and tried to dissolve the dismembered corpse in vats of bleach.

Possible Motive For Brutal Baltimore Courthouse Brawl Discovered
An apparent group assault in downtown Baltimore that involves a man being heated and stripped on the sidewalk has been investigated and a possible motive uncovered in video from another angle.

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2012

04

Apr

Mike Tyson Likes Jesus of the Day

I don’t watch TV, especially not late night talk shows….that shit fucking bores me, but since we’re rolling into Easter, a time to celebrate Jesus’ death and his becoming a Zombie, for all to celebrate for 2000 years, blindly, thinking he’s got their back….I think this Mike Tyson joke is appropriate, especially for what we do here…..

Maybe it is the fact I don’t have black dick or millions of dollars, cuz even though my name is Jesus, I’ve never heard a bitch drop it when fucking me, but in her defense, or maybe in my defense of my shitty performance and humiliating sized penis, that is great for anal, she was asleep, medicated, high, or beat the fuck up…

Maybe I’m darker that Mike Tyson in my comedy not in skin color.

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2012

04

Apr

Sara Tommassi’s Amazing Flashing of the Day


Her name is Sara Tomassi and she is amazing.

Why?

Because she realizes she’s 31 and that if she ever wants anyone to know who the fuck she is, she’s gotta to flash the camera in an obviously obvious way, staged unoffensive pussy pics like she was Lohan, or Paris Hilton, letting us know she’s ready to get her fucking celebrity on….that she’s ready for more than just Italy to know who the fuck this eager bitch is…..

Do it the way real celebrities like Kim Kardashian get it done….throwing away any shame, morals or values and saying “look at me, look at me” but in less words and more vagina….tits….and ass…

My kind of internation pussy.

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2012

04

Apr

Coco’s Ridiculous Ass in a Thong of the Day

Coco proves that ridiculous is not always a good thing…sometimes it is annoying, awkward, weird, disgusting, vile, fat, sloppy, clown-like, but there’s something very important to learn from her and that is that if you’re willing to show off your fat ass, people will not only watch you do it, but one may be a celebrity who gives you the good life, pretending your whoring is love…..reminding you that if you never put it out there…you may be missing out on that meal ticket.


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2012

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m a fucking superhero and I have the bus loads of virgin, awkward, role playing game, Second Life, World of War Craft, living in their mom’s basement, unable to talk to girls cuz they are too busy popping their pimples and masturbating to the cutouts of various celebs in shitty sci/fi movies they are obsessed with enough to make life size replicas of them out of semen when not to busy having war battles in the park…..fans to prove it.

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Sports’ Biggest Brawls Ever!!!
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Free Cam Shows, You Will Love Ém
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Flying Car Anyone?
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Candace is Super Sexy
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Paris Hilton Hates Reality, Has A Butt Crack
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Live Cam Shows For Your Pleasure
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She May Tear Her Vagina in Half – VIDEO
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Amanda Bynes’ Weirdest Tweets
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2012

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight would be better if group sex with models was involved….but the bitches I’m with require heavy amounts of alcohol for that to fucking happen…..I’m willing to take on this task. I’m a hero like that.

Here are some LINKS….

Jennifer Nicole Lee in Bikini
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Everybody Hates Ashton Kutcher
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Have Some Fun
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Keira Knightley Hot Fucking Robot in Interview….
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This Takes Fuck the Police to a New Level
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Busts Out The Titties In Hawaii
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Pranking a Craigslist Ad
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Gwen Stefani in a Bikini in Mexico….
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Most Overused Hot Pics in Sports
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Pranking a Craigslist Ad – VIDEO
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15 Easily Avoidable Movie Deaths
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Adriana Lima Makes Bikini Sexy Faces
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Cheryl Cole is Talented
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Hello There Courtney
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Meet Xenia Deli
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Free Cam Shows, Take a Peek
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Skinny Slut Ruins Herself With a Big Dildo
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Most Overused Hot Pics in Sports
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Pixie Lott Panty Upskirt!
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Natalie Portman is Dull But Here She is Anyway
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This Slut Has Long Lips – VIDEO
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Mary J Blige did a Burger King Commercial and Here It Is – VIDEO
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I Love Watching Idiots Hurt Themselves – VIDEO
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Sexy, Silly & Sassy: Rihanna’s Instagram Album (PHOTOS)
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Tessa Fowler Topless Cam Video
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Miranda Kerr Looking Hot in Tight Pants and a See Through Shirt
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How’d You Like To Donkey Punch This Chick?
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An Amazing Dunk
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Some Hot Bitches from Facebook.
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Um This Dude Has No Legs and Hes Skateboarding and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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JoJo Boob Bounce GIF
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Khrysti Hill in Pink Lingerie Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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This Bitch is Perfect
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Bar Refaeli Plays Tennis In Her Underwear
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Beyonce’s Baby is a Doll of Some Shit – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Lesbian Threesome
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“Hookers� Artist Uses Prostitutes As Her Muse
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Aiden Ashley and Tegan Summers licking Video
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Rhian Sugden – For Obsessive Lingerie
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Lonely Fashion Gal Looks Like she Could Use Som Company
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Yoga Instructor Hilaria Thomas Won The Mega Millions Alec Baldwin Lottery!
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And ANOTHER Random Photo Dump
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Here’s Some Kate Moss
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Stripper Fail LOLs – VIDEO
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Katy is Busty in the Park
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College Girl Smashes a Beer Bottle Over Her Own Head
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Lauren Conrad is Topless Kinda
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Well Hello Draya
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Emily Blunt In Some Magazine
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Indiana Evans Makes My Cock Feel Young Again
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Chicks Must Be Really Really Ugly In England. Here’s Why…
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Flying Car….
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45 Pics of Sex Selling
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25 Funniest Athlete Outfits…
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Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna Get Interviewed!
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Blake Lively Is Totally Fuckable. No Shit
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Some Carrie Underwood in Som Mag….
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Cosplay Hotties….
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Ashley Greene Leather Skirt in a Tight Shirt
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Miley Cyrus Ass in Tight Pants
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Kayden Kross on the Beach
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Some Bitch in a Dress
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Miranda Kerr is a Fucking Hot Bitch Going to the Gym
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Lucy Pinder Tits in Nuts
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India Reynolds Tits in Nuts
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Hot Amateur Pussy
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Some Kendra Wilkinson Retard Porn
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Getting Fucked by a Bowling Pin….
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The Best Porn on the Internet
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2012

03

Apr

Indiana Evans in a Bikini of the Day

I love Australian 21 year old pussy. Sure I love pretty much all 21 year old pussy. Even if it has herpes from Spring Breaking too hard….or if it is fat, dumpy, from a broken home, an ex hooker, homeless, has a skin disorder, a port wine birthmark on half of it, one leg, one breast…..AIDS, is too hairy to find, is missing her teeth, is handicapped or retarded, has a weird smell constantly radiating out of it…..becuase it is still 21 year old pussy…and that fact alone cancels out everything that could be wrong with it….I mean shit could be crowning from the remnants of a teen pregnancy and I’d still try to get up in it…..but Australian chick….seem to be fucking cool….all the Australians who hit me up cuz they read the site are hot, surf, like to drink and find my shit funny….they aren’t uptight, American chicks who are trained to hate anything that degrades women…..they are ex-criminals, partiers, sluts who just fucking get it….

So this Indiana Jones bitch, is more that just a hot little ass in a bikini, she’s a representive of all the cool pussy of her nation, an ambassador that is filming Blue Lagoon for TV, who should make you want to buy a plane ticket to Sydney…..cuz Australian chicks just fucking dominate…in ways that make me want to dominate them…with my penis…even though it is small and non-threatening….not even for anal…with a girl who hates anal….sad….


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2012

03

Apr

Lauren Conrad Topless in Glamour of the Day

Lauren Conrad is a useless reality star from a few years ago and has since done pretty much nothing…..and when you’re a useless reality star…..from one of the worst fucking shows to ever be on TV…..you have limited options of what you can and can’t do for exposure, attention or to get noticed…because you still have that itch of having people watching and talking about you that you need to get scratched…..

Sure, there’s porn, sex tape and playboy, which are the obvious options for someone who has ran out of money, but Lauren Conrad’s not there yet, so she hasn’t got that desperate yet, and luckily there’s always Glamour, other fringe magazines that consist of low grade commentary or articles…and shitty photoshoots….that are willing to do a photoshoot with her…probably cuz she’s advertising some shitty product she’s a spokesperson and insisted this be part of the deal…..and so here she is, topless, showing tits you didn’t know she had cuz you don’t know who she is…..and that’s real fucking life changing….isn’t it.


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2012

03

Apr

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season…

This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste.

But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret.


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Candice Swanepoel|Jasmine Tookes

2012

03

Apr

Victoria Beckham for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham….in a pair of pretty tight looking panties/bikini bottoms, cuz after birthing an army of babies, she’s got no choice to keep her shit in the vaginal equivalent of SPANX….I hear duct tape works well too….but I’m just basing that on stories rapists I know have told me about keeping vagina’s open…not so much keeping them well maintained for photoshoots….so it doesn’t look like she’s packing some empty meaty ball sack and I don’t even know why I’m debating this shit…don’t I have better things to do with myself??

Apparently not.


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